Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94259 times)

Hollywood · « **Reply #420 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:38:49 AM »

Seriously that was the WORST FUCKING DEFENSE IVE EVER SEEN.

How the fuck do you let someone run the same damn check down pass OVER AND OVER again down the field for 90 yards in like 2 minutes and lose?

Wow, I don't know who came off looking like the most distinguished mentally-challenged team this week. The Bungals classic epic fail, the Bills ultimate choke, or the Raiders taking it up the ass on a final drive. Wow. All three teams should have their coaches on a silver platter after that.

Anyway, I'm just pumped my Niners won, despite practically no offense whatsoever. 1-0 baby. Beat Seattle, and its early drivers seat in the West.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #421 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:38:59 AM »

TOLD YOU they'd blow it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #422 on:** September 15, 2009, 02:39:12 AM »

Wow raiders

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #423 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:02:02 AM »

Man, Monday brought the awesome. Can't wait for Giants at Dallas next week

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #424 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:11:19 PM »

update the fantasy standings

guess who will be 1-0

Himu · « **Reply #425 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:21:50 PM »

Looking at the responses, I'm glad I didn't watch the Raiders game

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #426 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:57:22 PM »

It was actually a pretty awesome game, I was just channeling some extra-potent butthurt last night

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #427 on:** September 15, 2009, 12:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 15, 2009, 12:11:19 PM

update the fantasy standings

guess who will be 1-0

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #428 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:42:46 PM »

Raiders and Bills, both showing their true colors last night.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:48:39 PM »

Standings have yet to be updated. Impeach Triumph

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #430 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:51:11 PM »

Huh, I don't know what the deal is. I checked under the commissioner's tools tab and everything looks in order to me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #431 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:54:41 PM »

Yahoo just fucking sucks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #432 on:** September 15, 2009, 05:57:06 PM »

The other league I'm in updated just fine, tho.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #433 on:** September 15, 2009, 06:01:41 PM »

Quote

Sep 14 7:53pm Fum points set to '1' Mortimer Plumtree, Esq.
Sep 14 7:53pm Scoring Categories (Offense) changed from 'Pass Yds,Pass TD,Int,Rush Yds,Rush TD,Rec,Rec Yds,Rec TD,Ret TD,2-PT,Fum Ret TD' to 'Pass Yds,Pass TD,Int,Rush Yds,Rush TD,Rec,Rec Yds,Rec TD,Ret TD,2-PT,Fum,Fum Ret TD' Mortimer Plumtree, Esq.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #434 on:** September 15, 2009, 06:04:45 PM »

Oh, I realized the other night that I forgot to have a -1 point penalty for losing a fumble.

Hmmm... I hope that didn't fuck things up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #435 on:** September 15, 2009, 06:15:10 PM »

This commercial cracked me up last night:

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When he calls the bird, I lolled for real.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #436 on:** September 15, 2009, 07:22:10 PM »

TRIUMPH BROKE THE LEAGUE!!!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #437 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:27:27 PM »

Ok, I emailed yahoo. Hopefully this gets fixed. Weird.

Also, looks like I got 14 of 16 right in the pick em. SUCK ON IT HIMU!

Akala · « **Reply #438 on:** September 15, 2009, 10:34:42 PM »

tied for #1 on pick 'em.

noob question, but why the fuck are the numbers from last night way down? is that a refreshing thing? the numbers up look like sunday's numbers...

last night I was over Malek by like 15 points, but today, it shows I lost. what nuance is this?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #439 on:** September 16, 2009, 03:18:36 PM »

League fixed! Yahoo never emailed me back but whatever issue we had seems to be done with.

You're next, akala.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #440 on:** September 16, 2009, 03:25:21 PM »

Guess we'll hold off on voting Triumph out of his chairman-ship position.

1-0, no way I lose this week

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #441 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:45:49 PM »

Malek and I are going toe-to-toe this week!

Akala · « **Reply #442 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:37:35 PM »

the projected results show a big loss incoming. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #443 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:41:40 PM »

The projected results had me winning big time this past week. $:-\$

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #444 on:** September 17, 2009, 06:54:36 PM »

Ex-Lions receiver Charles Rogers found passed out in running car in Novi, charged with drunk driving

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html

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Fire officials found Rogers at 2 p.m. on Meadowbrook Road at Eight Mile and had to climb through his sunroof to make sure he was okay.

2 p.m.? Really?

Himu · « **Reply #445 on:** September 17, 2009, 07:03:34 PM »

Why can't it be Sunday already?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #446 on:** September 17, 2009, 07:04:08 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 17, 2009, 07:03:34 PM

Why can't it be Sunday already?

NFL Football

Healthy Tom Brady

pollo · « **Reply #447 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:37:16 PM »

The Sanchez is going to dirty the Pats, best beliiee Triumph.

Jets

Brehvolution · « **Reply #448 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:48:34 PM »

You can't crown dirty Sanchez just for beating the Texans. I could have completed that pass to Stucky ffs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #449 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM »

I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #450 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:14:08 PM »

FUCK WHY DIDNT I DO THAT

Akala · « **Reply #451 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM

I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

wanna trade for Jake Delhomme?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

come onnnn

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #452 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:53:40 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 17, 2009, 06:54:36 PM

Ex-Lions receiver Charles Rogers found passed out in running car in Novi, charged with drunk driving

http://www.mlive.com/news/detroit/index.ssf/2009/09/exlions_receiver_charles_roger.html

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Fire officials found Rogers at 2 p.m. on Meadowbrook Road at Eight Mile and had to climb through his sunroof to make sure he was okay.

2 p.m.? Really?

Jeez and it seemed like he was making a comeback

I met him at MSU; seemed like a nice dude.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #453 on:** September 18, 2009, 09:15:59 AM »

I'm so fucking hyped for the Giants/Dallas game. I'll be crushed if hey lose (my father is a huge Dallas fan, all the way back to the 70's). Family rivalry

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #454 on:** September 18, 2009, 11:45:29 AM »

FUCK THE JETS. AND THE PLANE THEY FLEW IN ON.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #455 on:** September 18, 2009, 01:00:54 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 18, 2009, 09:15:59 AM

I'm so fucking hyped for the Giants/Dallas game. I'll be crushed if hey lose (my father is a huge Dallas fan, all the way back to the 70's). Family rivalry

Don't worry, Romo will choke

Brehvolution · « **Reply #456 on:** September 18, 2009, 02:43:48 PM »

I'm going to take a drink every time I see Romo get off the ground. A nice little addition to my other drinking game. Take a drink whenever you hear Eli say "Omaha".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #457 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM

I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #458 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:34:08 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on September 18, 2009, 02:43:48 PM

Take a drink whenever you hear Eli say "Omaha".

Oh wow

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #459 on:** September 18, 2009, 08:53:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2009, 03:31:37 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?

He's a backup, so, uh, no.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #460 on:** September 20, 2009, 01:59:45 PM »

Welp, I already forgot to make half the picks in the pick em league. Oh well.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #461 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:16:02 PM »

Slacker.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #462 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:16:49 PM »

I only care about fantasy baseball. It shows. Triumph knows, muhahaha.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #463 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:29:30 PM »

Lions

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #464 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:33:20 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 02:29:30 PM

Lions

Fuck!

Himu · « **Reply #465 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:35:21 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 01:59:45 PM

Welp, I already forgot to make half the picks in the pick em league. Oh well.

Same.

I totally forgot this week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #466 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:38:48 PM »

So I start Ryan over Warner after the shitty game Warner had last week...now Warner is having a good game (so far) while Ryan is struggling.

smh

also despite that INT, Lions are looking good

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #467 on:** September 20, 2009, 02:40:25 PM »

C'mon DeAngelo.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #468 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:03:07 PM »

Triumph, please tell Ryan to throw White the ball.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #469 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:05:46 PM »

Lions

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #470 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:07:29 PM »

If the Redskins blow this, I will cry.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #471 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:11:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 03:07:29 PM

If the Redskins blow this, I will cry.

Me too- I picked them in the survival league!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #472 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:14:49 PM »

Brady is so sexy. Why didn't I pick him when I had the chance. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #473 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:17:49 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:14:49 PM

Brady is so sexy. Why didn't I pick him when I had the chance. :'(

bum needs to pass to Moss more dammit!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #474 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:28:21 PM »

I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #475 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:34:14 PM »

Andre Johnson is tearing it up for both my teams!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #476 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:36:10 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:28:21 PM

I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.

Now 105.36 to 21.80!

... I'm kind of bummed that neither Greg Jennings or Julius Peppers have contributed. Do something, you jerks.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #477 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:37:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 03:36:10 PM

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:28:21 PM
I'm losing 92.26 to 20.80 to Willco.

Now 105.36 to 21.80!

... I'm kind of bummed that neither Greg Jennings or Julius Peppers have contributed. Do something, you jerks.

Yeah, because of those assholes you might only win by 90 points.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #478 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:38:40 PM »

You haven't even started your QBs or your main RB. You could still win, actually.

After the 1PM games, all I have is Flacco and Lee Evans. Then two defensive players for the Sunday night game.

Man, am I glad I benched Cotchery in favor of Evans, today.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #479 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:39:43 PM »

I have Adolf Mao Pot starting in the evening.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94259 times)