Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94523 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #480 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:41:17 PM »

Sanchez!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #481 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:41:39 PM »

Dude, you have the entire Cowboys offense starting tonight. Witten, Williams and Romo. You could easily turn the game around with them. All I have is Bradie James and DeMarcus Ware. I need as many points as I can get!

Akala · « **Reply #482 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:41:49 PM »

I somehow forgot to un-bench a player. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #483 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:42:31 PM »

Sanchez! Woo!

All aboard the hype train!

... I kind of wish I started Cotchery now. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #484 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:44:14 PM »

Just FYI, I have three stud RBs and a pretty damn good one, along with an awesome TE on my bench and "the next big thing" - Mark Sanchez. I will field trade offers for upgrades at WR and QB.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #485 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:44:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2009, 03:31:37 PM

Quote from: Willco on September 17, 2009, 09:58:49 PM
I picked up Sanchez as a backup QB in our fantasy league.

Gonna start him against the Pats?

SMH @ myself

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #486 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:45:44 PM »

You will all regret letting Sanchez fall to me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #487 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:47:50 PM »

All I have to trade is RBs, really. I want Sanchez. I even told Malek I should pick him up, and then I just forgot about it.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #488 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:49:37 PM »

I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #489 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:49:37 PM

I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #490 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:52:02 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:51:34 PM

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:49:37 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.

I certainly don't recall that.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #491 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:52:02 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 03:51:34 PM
Quote from: Malek on September 20, 2009, 03:49:37 PM
I don't recall any of this. Stop making things up, Joel.

I also had sex.

I certainly don't recall that.

Forget-me-nows are awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #492 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:52:30 PM »

Hush, neither of you had sex.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #493 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:53:41 PM »

Second half of the 1PM games are underway! Please do something, Greg Jennings. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #494 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:54:19 PM »

Sanchez is tearing it up now. Errr, I mean, he sucks! I'll still trade for him, though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #495 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:54:57 PM »

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSSSS

Nevermind, that TD will get overturned.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #496 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:56:33 PM »

Stupid ESPN telling me not to start Cotchery today against Patriots. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #497 on:** September 20, 2009, 03:56:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 03:05:46 PM

Lions

Fucking fuck fumble

edit: oh well, at least I get a td from Peterson

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #498 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:06:23 PM »

Dammit Jennings, no goose eggs! Don't let your teammates down, you jerk.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #499 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »

Favre is really getting beaten up

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #500 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:10:34 PM »

Holy shit, Chris Johnson has almost amassed 50 points today.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #501 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:11:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 04:10:34 PM

Holy shit, Chris Johnson has almost amassed 50 points today.

He's on my bench in my other league. 5 teams in a league just DOESN'T WORK. FUCK

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #502 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:12:37 PM »

why pass on 3rd and 1? Bad call smh Lions

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #503 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:12:59 PM »

I'm glad I got him and DeAngelo Williams. Williams is having an "eh" day and still has almost 15 points.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #504 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:14:31 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 04:12:59 PM

I'm glad I got him and DeAngelo Williams. Williams is having an "eh" day and still has almost 15 points.

The two RBs I have starting in that league are Peterson and Williams. How was I supposed to know?!?!?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #505 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:15:08 PM »

I'd probably rank Johnson ahead of Williams since Williams shares carries with Stewart.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #506 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:15:56 PM »

Malek narrowed my lead to only 90 points. He's catching up. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #507 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:16:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 04:15:08 PM

I'd probably rank Johnson ahead of Williams since Williams shares carries with Stewart.

Something that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #508 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:17:58 PM »

Chris Johnson is currently out-scoring two teams in our league

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #509 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:19:55 PM »

Goddamit, it looks like Nick Collins is injured. $:-\$

Is Greg Jennings even playing?!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #510 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:21:02 PM »

Malek just broke the Chris Johnson barrier.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #511 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:23:51 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #512 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:24:37 PM »

That TD to Ochocinco narrowed my lead to only 80 points. Greg Jennings better produce!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #513 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:27:58 PM »

Randy Moss is invisible :'(

fucking brady

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #514 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:28:53 PM »

Now you know how I feel!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #515 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:31:11 PM »

42yd Calvin Johnson pass taken off the books. Fucking penalties holy shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #516 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »

Interception

Fuck

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #517 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:41:15 PM »

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

OWNED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #518 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:42:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2009, 04:34:35 PM

Interception

Fuck

should have drafted sanchez!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #519 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:46:26 PM »

League MVP Mark Sanchez?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #520 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:49:34 PM »

Loving the rules of the justintv Lions stream I'm watching

Quote

MY RULES 1.NO RACISM-IIF YOUR RACIST IN THIS CHANNEL I WILL ONLY WARN YOU ONCE THE SECOND TIME YOUR BANNED 2.NO LINKS-IF U WANNA WRITE A LINK TELL ME IF IT SOMETHING BAD LIKE PORN BANNED 3.ENGLISH-I DONT WANT ANY CHINNESE OR ANYTHING HERE IF I DO I WILL NOT WARN YOU I WILL BAN YOU

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #521 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:50:04 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #522 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:52:09 PM »

Cajole might win this week, unless Peyton has a monster game.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #523 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:52:34 PM »

muahahah brady sux

And yeah, I'm looking pretty good.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #524 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:56:29 PM »

New England? More like Old and Busted England.

Sanchez > Brady, Brady sux, Pats overrated, changing of the guard, etc.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #525 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:57:00 PM »

I will trade Sanchez for Brady and a WR.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #526 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:58:16 PM »

Moss
Projected: 16.22
Actual: 5.40

$:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #527 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:59:20 PM »

time for a brady comeback.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #528 on:** September 20, 2009, 04:59:35 PM »

I'll trade Jennings for Moss and a player to be named later.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #529 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:04:51 PM »

Oh Brady, that was close

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #530 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:05:24 PM »

YESSSSS

FUCK YOU BRADY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #531 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:05:57 PM »

Brady fail $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #532 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:06:19 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 20, 2009, 04:57:00 PM

I will trade Sanchez for Brady and a WR.

this is a good deal, triumph.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #533 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:06:23 PM »

SANCHEZ ERA 2-0!!!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #534 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:06:33 PM »

RAAAIDERS

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #535 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:08:46 PM »

Delhomme lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #536 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:15:26 PM »

Hebrew Dynamite 159.69
Winnipeg Blue Balls 58.10

And Greg Jennings, arguably one of the Top 10 WRs in the league, didn't even catch a pass!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #537 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:23:02 PM »

Stop rubbing it in!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #538 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:23:24 PM »

Tampa Bay is terrible.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #539 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:25:29 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 05:23:02 PM

Stop rubbing it in!

I'm not really, because he can still come back. He's yet to see most of his playmakers line up, and Santonio Holmes already got him a TD.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94523 times)