Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94512 times)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #540 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:32:28 PM »

Man, fuck Tom Brady and those pussy ass Patriots. How about signing some fucking beastly offensive linemen Kraft?

...Welker was missed today.

etiolate · « **Reply #541 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:41:38 PM »

Gore baby

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #542 on:** September 20, 2009, 05:47:33 PM »

Who is Madden's Musky Taint?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #543 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:23:25 PM »

God damn, INTs are like a death nail in this league smh Triumph!

Big Ben $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #544 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:37:51 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 20, 2009, 02:16:49 PM

I only care about fantasy baseball. It shows. Triumph knows, muhahaha.

I jinxed my H2H team with this comment. Lincecum

etiolate · « **Reply #545 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:41:54 PM »

Frank Gore 2 TD runs of 79 and 80 yards.

Himu · « **Reply #546 on:** September 20, 2009, 06:53:39 PM »

Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #547 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 20, 2009, 06:53:39 PM

Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans

Matt Schaub went all MATT SCHAUB on the Titans, hooking up with Chris Johnson for 149 yards win a 3-point game in Tennessee, and you missed it........because your friends wanted to watch the Jets/Pats game?

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #548 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:25:28 PM »

Seahawks suck.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #549 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:42:07 PM »

BENGALS~!

Himu · « **Reply #550 on:** September 20, 2009, 08:43:05 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2009, 08:20:43 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 20, 2009, 06:53:39 PM
Fuck I missed the Texans game because my friends wanted to watch the Patriots/Jets game.

Texans

Matt Schaub went all MATT SCHAUB on the Titans, hooking up with Chris Johnson for 149 yards win a 3-point game in Tennessee, and you missed it........because your friends wanted to watch the Jets/Pats game?

$:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #551 on:** September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 PM »

The Coliseum -> The Pantheon -> Cowboys Stadium

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #552 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:52:17 PM »

Holy shit!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #553 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:53:22 PM »

I'm not watching anymore, what happened?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #554 on:** September 20, 2009, 10:54:24 PM »

Giants interception, because the ball bounced off the back of Witten's foot.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #555 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:01:53 PM »

That was amazing, but that should have been a TD

Just because the refs fucked the dog on the live call the Giants get robbed of what would have been a free run to the endzone? It's not like it was whistled dead mid-play

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #556 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:03:14 PM »

LOL nevermind, doesn't matter because Eli Manning is Jesus

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #557 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:14:09 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 20, 2009, 09:18:56 PM

The Coliseum -> The Pantheon -> Cowboys Stadium

Meh. I'll still take Qwest Field.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #558 on:** September 20, 2009, 11:42:44 PM »

Qwest Field

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #559 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:00:58 AM »

romo is worse than Hitler

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #560 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:45:56 AM »

Eli

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #561 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:47:54 AM »

Romo is worse than Cutler!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #562 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:48:29 AM »

He's gonna miss

edit: Guess not.

LOL @ Romo, etc.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #563 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:49:58 AM »

The Cowboys/Giants game was basically the Cowboys/Bills game from two years ago, except switch Cowboys kicking at the end to win the game with Giants.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #564 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:54:01 AM »

Eli >>>>> Brady

Akala · « **Reply #565 on:** September 21, 2009, 12:59:15 AM »

Destroyed.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #566 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:01:28 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on September 21, 2009, 12:54:01 AM

Eli >>>>> Brady

Seriously. I can't believe how bad Brady's looked in the past two games. He looks slow and old, nothing at all like the quarterback he was before the injury. It could just be a hangover from that, but if it isn't then the Pats are in serious trouble, especially after trading away Cassel.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #567 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:09:06 AM »

He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game. Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good. Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week. Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.

Hollywood · « **Reply #568 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:14:39 AM »

Niners 2-0, bitch slapped the Seahawks. Favre, YOU'RE NEXT. Singletary ain't fucking around no mo'. Niners back to claim their division once again.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #569 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:15:42 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 21, 2009, 01:09:06 AM

He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game. Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good. Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week. Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.

Still not too let to trade for Sanchez.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #570 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:17:09 AM »

Hmmmm, Warner for Sanchez perhaps?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #571 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:20:31 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 21, 2009, 01:15:42 AM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 21, 2009, 01:09:06 AM
He looked pretty good during the 4th quarter of last week's game. Remember, Carson Palmer wasn't the same guy the season after he came back from the same injury... although in Palmer's defense he got hurt in the post-season and Brady got hurt in the first game of the regular season.

I think some of it is that he's not fully back yet, and some of it tonight has to do with the fact that the Jets defense is really, really good. Look what they did to Houston last week, and what Houston did to a pretty good Tennessee defense this week. Brady also didn't have Welker to throw to today, and Welker is like his honky security blanket.

Still not too let to trade for Sanchez.

Dude, I've got Phillip "King Laserface" Rivers.

Yeah, I'd be jealous too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #572 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:52:10 AM »

Cutler, Romo, and Favre for Brady

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #573 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:55:47 AM »

Quote from: Malek on September 21, 2009, 01:52:10 AM

Cutler, Romo, and Favre for Brady

Only if I get to sacrifice Favre to the devil.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #574 on:** September 21, 2009, 01:58:38 AM »

Sanchez for Cutler and Romo.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #575 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:00:34 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 21, 2009, 01:58:38 AM

Sanchez for Cutler and Romo.

No way, you have to take Favre too! ...and kill him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #576 on:** September 21, 2009, 02:01:19 AM »

Favre will commit suicide some time in November.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #577 on:** September 21, 2009, 11:41:18 AM »

What a great weekend of football.
49ers won
Giants won
Pats/Cowboys lost

Penn State won
USC lost

It would have been perfect if Notre Dame lost. But I can understand how hard it is to hit wide open people in the endzone.

pollo · « **Reply #578 on:** September 21, 2009, 05:41:25 PM »

Himuro: http://leech.tenyardtorrents.com

you can find the Texans torrent there.

Himu · « **Reply #579 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:26:43 PM »

Pollo

I'll dl it. I'm going to a bar tonight with the guys to watch Monday Night Football, and I expect it to be done before I get back!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #580 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:28:45 PM »

bring home a chick

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #581 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:29:18 PM »

Chicks don't cruise bars looking for dudes watching MNF

Himu · « **Reply #582 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:31:44 PM »

And bar chicks are disgusting anyways. Since I no longer drink, I really couldn't bring myself to bring home a girl half (or completely) drunk.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #583 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 21, 2009, 07:31:44 PM

And bar chicks are disgusting anyways. Since I no longer drink, I really couldn't bring myself to bring home a girl half (or completely) drunk.

pussy

Himu · « **Reply #584 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:34:39 PM »

What part of it makes me a pussy? That I no longer drink?

I'm not Maurice. When I drank the sauce I definitely wasn't one of those "all alcohol sucks" types.

The one thing I miss ever since converting to islam is a good ol' white russian. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #585 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:37:04 PM »

So porn: good. booze: bad?

Islam is all fucked up

Himu · « **Reply #586 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:38:24 PM »

Dagger!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #587 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:38:38 PM »

Booze > religion.

Himu · « **Reply #588 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM »

Oh man. White Russians.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #589 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:40:30 PM »

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law, Himu. Religion is overrated, booze never lets you down.

Himu · « **Reply #590 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:41:37 PM »

Blue Moon beer with an orange $:-\$ :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #591 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:42:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM

Oh man. White Russians.

lust of the flesh

Himu · « **Reply #592 on:** September 21, 2009, 07:43:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 21, 2009, 07:42:34 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 21, 2009, 07:39:15 PM
Oh man. White Russians.

lust of the flesh

Haha

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I actually like female Russians. That accent is hot.

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #593 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:10:25 AM »

3:50 is enough time for Manning.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #594 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:17:26 AM »

They scored too fast

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #595 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:17:47 AM »

Only used 32 seconds.

Bocsius · « **Reply #596 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:21:40 AM »

Miami used more than that between plays. And had to burn a timeout, too.

Bocsius · « **Reply #597 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:22:45 AM »

Hey, Miami. Now's not the time to run the 8-minute offense.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #598 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:22:53 AM »

Dolphins folding

Himu · « **Reply #599 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:26:01 AM »

Pretty decent game.

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