Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94664 times)

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #600 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:29:16 AM »

Damn, even the play-by-play guy is calling them out

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #601 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:32:39 AM »

That was a great second half

Bocsius · « **Reply #602 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:32:43 AM »

Colts didn't even have the ball 15 minutes?

That's efficiency.

Himu · « **Reply #603 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:33:01 AM »

Miami

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #604 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:35:34 AM »

Gawd damn, Colts didn't have the ball for 15 minutes and still won

Bocsius · « **Reply #605 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:43:56 AM »

13 second half plays, 14 second half points

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #606 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:48:39 AM »

Excuse me while I drink myself to death. :'(

pollo · « **Reply #607 on:** September 22, 2009, 01:43:12 AM »

It's hilarious how Miami fans on GAF have deluded themselves into thinking they have a good thing. As a Jets fan, I have seen Chad Pennington in action before, and this game shows why he'll never be a good QB. A real QB would take the wild cat as an affront to his skills - Chad is more than willing to make it part of a consistent part of the playcalling.

He has managed 2 minute drives better in the past; but I guess Sporano really handcuffed his playcalling. I didn't see any audibles on the line from Chad on that 2 minute drill -- which he executed with some competency when he was a Jet.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #608 on:** September 22, 2009, 02:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on September 22, 2009, 02:27:41 AM

Peyton Manning is a monster.

Just because he's got a giant fetus head doesn't mean you should call him a monster... he has feelings, you know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #609 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:19:45 AM »

2-0 baby

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #610 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:28:44 AM »

Battle of the undefeated next week, Maurice.

Bring your A game, bee-yatch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #611 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:39:02 AM »

It's only fitting that we meet during the same week our (not so) respected teams meet. I'm feeling confident dude, I think the Lions are going to win

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #612 on:** September 22, 2009, 03:52:37 AM »

The best part about next week is if you start Matt Ryan, I get all his fantasy points since I have his two favorite weapons (Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #613 on:** September 22, 2009, 04:05:37 AM »

Nah I have Ryan on the bench. Pats are going to be hungry, and not everyone can be Jesus Sanchez

Big Ben and God's QB get the start

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #614 on:** September 22, 2009, 12:22:23 PM »

200 point week

me

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #615 on:** September 22, 2009, 02:21:10 PM »

Eli is evolving into the new Jesus. That final drive, leading to the Field Goal was some post season levels of clutch.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #616 on:** September 22, 2009, 05:22:57 PM »

Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive

pollo · « **Reply #617 on:** September 23, 2009, 09:06:34 AM »

What really irks me about this weekend is that all Jets-Giants-Yankees (lol Mets) games are on at the same time. Jew York was bitching to have them all moved to 1 PM because of Yom Kippur.

boothisman.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #618 on:** September 23, 2009, 11:27:48 AM »

I like Sanchez, but not enough to trade Matt Ryan Willco

I'm not starting him this week (AT New England, no way) but ultimately he's my #1 QB

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #619 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:12:51 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 05:22:57 PM

Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #620 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:25:54 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 23, 2009, 12:12:51 PM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.

And fetus-headed freaks.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #621 on:** September 23, 2009, 12:29:40 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 23, 2009, 12:25:54 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on September 23, 2009, 12:12:51 PM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 22, 2009, 05:22:57 PM
Peyton still outdid him last night. 32 seconds on that last drive

Man, when I turn 50's years old, watch there be some sort of weird Manning football lineage. Full of murder, incest, science and amazing Football feats.

And fetus-headed freaks.

I believe Cris Collinsworth on Sunday's night game (Giants vs. Dallas) took a shot at Peyton's and his fathers haircut when an image of the two brothers and father were put on screen

The only time he's made me laugh.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #622 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:14:52 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #623 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:15:49 PM »

Look at the smirk on the ref

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #624 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:19:08 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #625 on:** September 23, 2009, 03:27:35 PM »

Cutler's face kills me every fucking time.

Himu · « **Reply #626 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:46:52 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #627 on:** September 25, 2009, 07:54:26 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #628 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:32:33 PM »

Lots of questionable/probable starters on my team this week, including Warner (shoulder). Yahoo says it won't be a problem, but I might have to start Matt Ryan at the last second, we'll see. $:-\$

and fuck, Peterson is probable as well

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #629 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:39:32 PM »

The only person that probably won't play on your roster is Moss, the rest are fine. Warner played during practice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #630 on:** September 26, 2009, 01:47:03 PM »

True. I won't switch out Moss until sunday's injury report. Had a shitty game last week but ATL's defense isn't great, plus Lord Brady won't fail again

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #631 on:** September 26, 2009, 04:25:45 PM »

Peterson is definitely going to play. Patrick Willis might murder him on the field, but AP will definitely play.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #632 on:** September 26, 2009, 06:39:29 PM »

I don't know about murder, but he might break some ribs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #633 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:02:28 PM »

LIONS vs REDSKINS

INCESTUOUS HOME SCHOOLER vs HEBREW DYNAMITE

GO!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #634 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:04:11 PM »

Even if I had tv I couldn't watch it - another blacked out game due to the ticket sales being poor.

This is their best chance to win a game until St. Louis in week 8

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #635 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:04:45 PM »

The announcer said, "Not a sellout crowd, but a good looking crowd."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #636 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:11:17 PM »

SCHAAAAAAAAAAUBBBBBBBB!!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #637 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:11:54 PM »

I should've started Sanchez $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #638 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:12:11 PM »

What does the crowd look like to you? I'm listening to a stream :'(

If they lose this game the crowds are going to be atrocious in the following weeks

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #639 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:14:22 PM »

The Lions are terrible

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #640 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:15:08 PM »

Jesus, Santana Moss is running around with no coverage whatsoever.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #641 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:16:37 PM »

Dude, Maurice, do you guys not have a secondary coach?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #642 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:17:27 PM »

We should have a High or Low tournament on how many penalties the Lions have each week

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #643 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:18:00 PM »

Your line is doing decent, but our running game sucks this year, especially with Thomas on IR.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #644 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:18:35 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2009, 02:11:54 PM

I should've started Sanchez $:-\$

Yes, yes you should have.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #645 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:18:54 PM »

$:-\$ :'( $:-\$ :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #646 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:19:11 PM »

Yea, it's the secondary that's simply reprehensible

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #647 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:19:44 PM »

Sanchez has 15 points already, whereas my two starters have combined for .25 points.

$:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #648 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2009, 02:18:54 PM

$:-\$ :'( $:-\$ :'(

Trade value going up, though!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #649 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:22:19 PM »

Why didn't we pick Sanchez over Stafford?

oh yea, because we're the Lions

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #650 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:24:22 PM »

Lions stop the fourth and goal!

Time to cut Portis!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #651 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:25:20 PM »

LIONS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #652 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:26:02 PM »

safety time!

edit: redskins penalty, nm!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #653 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:32:06 PM »

Lions O line and the tight end giving Stafford time.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #654 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:33:54 PM »

Lions drop lol

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #655 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:35:11 PM »

Another dropped pass

edit: offensive pass interference

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #656 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:36:50 PM »

wtf Stafford

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #657 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:37:44 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Redskins are officially worse than the Lions. $:-\$

Sanchez bench curse starts. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #658 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:38:15 PM »

edit: touchdown!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #659 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:48:06 PM »

WTF @ stattracker, did it stop working for everybody else?

Also, why is Stafford throwing TDs to receivers not named Calvin Johnson? This doesn't help me in my dynasty league, and considering how awful the Redskins are the Lions might not need to score again.

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