Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94367 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #660 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:50:43 PM »

If they lose today, I think Zorn gets cut loose.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #661 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:54:17 PM »

The Redskins have never seen shovel passes and screens apparently!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #662 on:** September 27, 2009, 02:58:24 PM »

Is Moss going to fuck me over again?

also, Lionssss!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #663 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:00:58 PM »

Triumph, could you please tell Ryan to pass to either White or Tony G?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #664 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:04:27 PM »

I SAID PASS NOT RUSH, TRIUMPH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #665 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:05:09 PM »

Personally I don't care what the Falcons do as long as they keep Brady throwing. WTF is Fred Taylor doing rushing for TDs? Not cool.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #666 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:08:10 PM »

So this is the second week in a row where injury reports scare me away from starting DeSean Jackson, who then goes out and busts up a defense. SMH

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #667 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:09:51 PM »

Hey, whatever - I didn't start Sanchez.

My air studs, Jennings, White and Gonzalez have created a grand total of 4 points. If that trend holds, you've won the week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #668 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:11:39 PM »

I swear, ESPN and Yahoo's fantasy injury reports are a joke. Or maybe I'm just a god damn sucker

edit: Ryan is playing at NE in the rain. I kinda figured he'd be fucked

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #669 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:12:53 PM »

Again, who cares? My air attack is pathetic, you're going to win.

I can't believe Jennings has not caught one, single ball since Week 1. Jeebus.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #670 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:15:17 PM »

Patriots, Brady suck, are done. They're like the Japan of the NFL.

Whoops, I jinxed it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #671 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:17:28 PM »

We'll see. Moss is a disappearing act again, who knows what Hines Ward will do. Steve Smith was a big pick up for me, he's doing great - everyone else sucks

AP will get going soon

edit: your WRs are barely outscoring Steve Smith lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #672 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:26:51 PM »

@ Brady crying on bench

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #673 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:27:48 PM »

Lions are injuring all the Redskins new acquisitions - Haynesworth, their first round draft pick, etc.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #674 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:28:22 PM »

I was about to say that

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #675 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:30:07 PM »

If the Lions get a TD here it's game over

edit: oh well, FG

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #676 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:48:05 PM »

Haha, the Lions DB pushed him into the end zone

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #677 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:50:05 PM »

My bench is tearing it up. Celek with almost 9 points (Tony at ZERO), Ray Rice with 15, Sanchez almost with 20. $:-\$

Worst fantasy week ever. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #678 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2009, 03:50:05 PM

My bench is tearing it up. Celek with almost 9 points (Tony at ZERO), Ray Rice with 15, Sanchez almost with 20. $:-\$

Worst fantasy week ever. $:-\$

My bench is out-scoring my starters

But then again, most of my starters play at 4pm while the bench players are playing right now. But still, fuckin DeSean Jackson $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #679 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:56:41 PM »

oh god, if that flag is on detroit...

edit: FUCK THIS I'm going to Gamestop

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #680 on:** September 27, 2009, 03:59:46 PM »

Most offensive pass interference penalties ever?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #681 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:16:00 PM »

I really should've started Sanchez.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #682 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:23:05 PM »

You homos should quit your whining, I'm currently losing to Malek. MALEK. He's not even American, for fucks sakes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #683 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:25:47 PM »

Whatever, you have me beat next week. I lose DeAngelo Williams, Roddy White and Tony Gonzalez due to bye.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #684 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:27:38 PM »

Back. I'm not feeling confident right now. I figured the Redskins would score off the Lions giving up a big play (that Moss td), and off a Stafford INT. So far they're gotten the big play and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop

edit: and more fucking penalties

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #685 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:35:46 PM »

I'll worry about you next week, Federwang. Right now I'm losing to someone who eats poutine. POUTINE, I say!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #686 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:36:21 PM »

You haven't started half your squad.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #687 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:37:04 PM »

Holy shit Chris Lofton with 17 tackles

Lions can't even get into fg position. Pathetic

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #688 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:38:02 PM »

He's got more points than most of my WR.

$:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #689 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:42:01 PM »

Lions dodge a penalty bullet there

Also come on Brady, get Moss the ball dammit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #690 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:46:43 PM »

Holy shit Calvin Johnson

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #691 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:49:09 PM »

stupid, sexy Brady! Had to give triumph points. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #692 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:53:38 PM »

TOUCHDOWN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #693 on:** September 27, 2009, 04:59:15 PM »

Can the Lions actually win a game?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #694 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:00:50 PM »

Nice challenge by Zorn. Fuck

Stafford INT coming, I can just feel it

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #695 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:04:35 PM »

Favre sucks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #696 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:05:35 PM »

Fucking Favre, I needed him to get Minn close to the endzone so AP could get a touchdown

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #697 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »

Atlanta killed me today. White and Gonzalez combined for six points. PD might be on that alone. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #698 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:08:17 PM »

I think you've got me Willco. I still have my QBs left, but eh can't say I'm confident.

At least I was right about Matt Ryan. Good yardage, surprisingly no INTs. 7.86 points

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #699 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:10:05 PM »

Jesus, Celek got twenty points on my bench, versus two for Tony Gonzalez. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #700 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:11:13 PM »

Dude, you still have your two QBs, two WRs, RB and TE left to play.

All I've got is my RBs.

Himu · « **Reply #701 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:11:56 PM »

TEXANS

NOO!!!!!!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #702 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:12:10 PM »

The Lions are about to win Willco. Clearly anything is possible today

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #703 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:14:24 PM »

What the fuck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #704 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:16:29 PM »

8 SECONDS

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #705 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:17:02 PM »

Lions just barely held on.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #706 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:17:14 PM »

GOODBYE ZORN

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #707 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:17:30 PM »

This is like that one episode of South Park where they managed to barely cover the spread.

Zorn is probably done for.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #708 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:17:40 PM »

you bastards spoiled the game for me! radio is on delay

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #709 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:18:19 PM »

Yeah, Zorn is done. I wouldn't be surprised if he's fired tonight.

I guarantee Snyder is on the phone with Cowher and Shanahan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #710 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:18:53 PM »

LIONS WIN

Guys, is this what a Super Bowl feels like?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #711 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:20:15 PM »

Jon Jansen has to be loving this.

You won't believe some of the things my Twitter feed is saying from 'Skins fans.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #712 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:20:50 PM »

"eat shit zorn i hope ur kids get aids."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #713 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:21:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2009, 05:20:50 PM

"eat shit zorn i hope ur kids get aids."

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #714 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:22:10 PM »

Oh shit, Brett Favre!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #715 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:23:39 PM »

Goddammit, we're gonna have to sit through a weeks worth of Favre blowjobs on ESPN now. Ugh.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #716 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:23:49 PM »

"trade back portis to denver for a draft pick and a pack of coors"

Man, Redskins fans are a fickle bunch.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #717 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:26:26 PM »

I turned the Vikings game off.

Owned.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #718 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:27:19 PM »

Considering the concentration of political, lobbying and media types in DC I'm continually amazed that the city and region doesn't just collapse under the weight of it's own stupidity, ignorance and hubris.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #719 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:28:38 PM »

I think it's kind of naive to confuse the area with the politics. The people that work in Congress don't live around here.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94367 times)