Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94240 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #720 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:28:54 PM »

"Lions win and we have a black presiden too"

I'm putting this post in a time capsule

Hollywood · « **Reply #721 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:30:27 PM »

Fucking bullshit. Vikings had a horseshoe up their ass, so fucking lucky. I'm pissed Singetary is so fucking content on our last two drives to run 6 rushing plays and taking 3 and outs to run time off the clock, and it came back to bite us. What fucking bullshit. Shaun Hill won us the game and you take the ball out of his hands the last two drives when there was PLENTY of time left.

Himu · « **Reply #722 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:31:11 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 05:28:54 PM

"Lions win and we have a black presiden too"

I'm putting this post in a time capsule

We truly live in amazing times.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #723 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:32:02 PM »

Cutler is worse than both Romo and Hitler.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #724 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:33:07 PM »

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #725 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:36:52 PM »

Holy shit: "get the fuck out of DC Zorn and take your uncle tom quarterback with you"

... It's going to be ugly with Sonny Jurgensen this week.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #726 on:** September 27, 2009, 05:37:21 PM »

Man, those alt seattle unis are hard on the eyes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #727 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:15:09 PM »

Someone created this Facebook group today.

Basic Info

Name: We hate Jason Campbell!!!
Category: Sports & Recreation - Professional Sports

Description:
This is just a group that has free reign to comment on how much we HATE CAMPBELL!!! I know damn well that everyone is sick and tired of getting to the Red Zone and FAILING like the biggest pieces of SH*T in the NFL!!!

I hate Campbell - I know you do to. I just wish we could get enough people together to convince the Skins to dump his ass!

Year after year he has been a letdown. ~sigh~ Looks like we're in for another one.......

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #728 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:17:44 PM »

Campbell COULD have been a good qb, but having had to learn so many different offenses and being stuck with a franchise with really unrealistic expectations will take it's toll on anyone. Maybe Favre will sign with the Skins next year after his inevitable retirement and unretirement.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #729 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:25:02 PM »

From my Facebook page:

"fuck this bullshit this is bullshit I WANT VINNYS HEAD IN A SILVER PLATE JUST TO TAKE A DUMP ON IT AND KICK IT"

"Bring back Doug Williams !!"

"we r the suckiest sucks of all sucks! when u lose 2 the worst team then u r the worst team."

"R ZORN Nd CAMPBELL OUT OF THE TEAM YET?"

"asassinate dan snyder + fire jim zorn= better skins team"

"zorn should get fired i want gibs back"

"FUK U ZORN I HOPE CERATTO TEABAGS U!"

"Skins will go 10-5 after this loss"

"i hate zorn so much i want to run my car into his house"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #730 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:29:14 PM »

Also, lots of calls for Shanahan and Tim Tebow.

at Washington Post headline:

Rancid Redskins Lose to Lowly Lions, 19-14

Oh, it's going to be a fun week.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #731 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 27, 2009, 06:29:14 PM

Also, lots of calls for Shanahan and Tim Tebow.

You know how to tell if someone doesn't know shit about football? Just sayin

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #732 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:33:43 PM »

Yeah, I lol'd.

WaPost post-game chat has some real talk:

"Here's the thing. I grew up in this area and people have constantly berated Snyder for not having patience with his team and with his coaches. Yet, here we are, three games into the season and it's the fans calling for Zorn's head."

... I do think Snyder and Campbell are being unfairly hung out to dry. Snyder's only offense in recent years is not having a dedicated, quality GM. And that should happen - Vinny Cerrato is a joke.

Ooh, angry fan counters WaPost reporter with:

"The fans are right that Snyder switches horses in midstream far to quickly. Now, when he probably actually DOES need to switch horses, he won't because of the prior accusation."

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #733 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 27, 2009, 05:37:21 PM

Man, those alt seattle unis are hard on the eyes.

Did they find some surplus Sounders jerseys in a storeroom at Qwest Field?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #734 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:48:53 PM »

Frankly, I don't know why you'd fire Zorn now. I mean, sure the team isn't that good but it doesn't matter WHO you bring in now with the personnel that you have, you're not gonna contend this season in the NFC East. Especially with the Giants at 3-0 now. Might as well suffer through a bad season and get a good draft pick. I know, I know- Skins fans are asking "what is this 'draft' of which you speak!" right about now.

And then after the season, fire Zorn and bring in Cowher or Shanahan and give them complete control of the franchise, because that's what it's gonna take to get either one. Snyder needs to take a hint from Arthur Blank and quit meddling with the on field product so much.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #735 on:** September 27, 2009, 06:58:23 PM »

But he really hasn't in recent years. All the major acquisitions were pretty much from Cerrato and Zorn.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #736 on:** September 27, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »

We're imploding in the second half.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #737 on:** September 27, 2009, 07:59:45 PM »

Damn, Phoenix Dark is going to beat me.

It'll come down to Kurt Warner/Antrel Rolle vs DeAngelo Williams/DeMarcus Ware. I don't like those odds. $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #738 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:12:21 PM »

Cutler is no longer worse than Hitler.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #739 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:12:44 PM »

Firing a coach three games into the season doesn't seem like a good idea. I'd imagine Zorn is done. Screwing up stability by firing a coach/hiring intern coach/hiring real coach after season doesn't seem like a good idea.

Get yer draft picks!

edit: I might beat Willco...not getting hopes up tho!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #740 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:14:31 PM »

Yeah, it's in the bag.

Warner is going against the Colts without Sanders, their starting corner and some other guys. Warner and his Greatest Show on Dirt will be able to throw all over the Colts.

It was good while it lasted. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #741 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:16:07 PM »

If only I had started Celek and Sanchez. :'(

Akala · « **Reply #742 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:16:40 PM »

goddam, shoulda started Thomas.

pretty cool though, saints passing game looks shaky, and they crush someone RUSHING.

is the bill's rush D even any good? I don't follow them.

and WTF @ Cincy.

also, cajole rollin on me. livin up to the name!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #743 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:20:23 PM »

Nah I say Warner does well, but that equals 20 points. Rolle...lets say he gets 5. We're basically tied right now, so after the Arizona game you'd only need 25 points to win.

:'(

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #744 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:21:30 PM »

Seahawks implosion!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #745 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:22:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 27, 2009, 08:20:23 PM

Nah I say Warner does well, but that equals 20 points. Rolle...lets say he gets 5. We're basically tied right now, so after the Arizona game you'd only need 25 points to win.

:'(

You think DeAngelo will get 25 points on the Dallas D?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #746 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:23:06 PM »

Willco, why didn't you suck this badly last week?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #747 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:23:13 PM »

Willco, the Lions won. Anything is possible today

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #748 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:26:58 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on September 27, 2009, 08:21:30 PM

Seahawks implosion!

And Denver is 3-0.

God damnit.

Football in Washington State =

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #749 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:28:00 PM »

Quote from: Malek on September 27, 2009, 08:23:06 PM

Willco, why didn't you suck this badly last week?

I got no production from my Falcons players, defense was mediocre and my bench outplayed my starters (Rice, Sanchez and Celek).

Just by switching out Gonzalez with Celek would secure a victory.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #750 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:28:53 PM »

Man, I did not expect the Steelers to lose

and fuck the Falcons for letting that New England game slip away

Oh and Giants 3-0

Akala · « **Reply #751 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:29:20 PM »

looking @ my fantasy bench is fucking depressing.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #752 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:32:48 PM »

The Bengals-Steelers game was awesome. I can't believe they pulled it out, after a drive with two 4th down conversions.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #753 on:** September 27, 2009, 08:43:48 PM »

Rex Ryan is getting all the hype, but I for one would rather have crazy eyed Mike Singletary as my head coach. Rex might be motivating his team, but I'm pretty sure the 49ers are genuinely frightened of Singletary, and with good reason. Fear is the ultimate motivator.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #754 on:** September 27, 2009, 11:40:45 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on September 27, 2009, 08:32:48 PM

The Bengals-Steelers game was awesome. I can't believe they pulled it out, after a drive with two 4th down conversions.

I didn't see them play the Steelers but all of the Bengals games this season so far have been awesome to watch. I'm really starting to like that team.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #755 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:05:13 AM »

I can't believe I'm 2-1. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #756 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:09:19 AM »

Rolle really saved my ass tonight

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #757 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2009, 12:05:13 AM

I can't believe I'm 2-1. $:-\$

I still can't believe Chris Johnson was on my bench last week in my other league. A roto league, no less (is that what it's called in fantasy football as well?). Goddamn it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #758 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:23:09 AM »

Looking at previous weeks scores I expect Willco to beat me. Unless Warner gets me 5-10 more points

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #759 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:28:54 AM »

Not really. DeAngelo Williams and DeMarcus Ware would have to combine for 30 points to beat you, and neither of them have done that.

Williams is playing Dallas at home - their defense will keep him pretty contained.

I'm already looking towards week four, my rebound game against an opponent with far superior matchups.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #760 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:39:16 AM »

Hmm, maybe I'm reading the stats wrong but it looked like Ware/Williams had combined for 30 before

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #761 on:** September 28, 2009, 12:44:38 AM »

Last week, they accounted for 28.5 points and the week before that, it was something like 26.

I would need 28 points to beat you, and with Williams playing against the Cowboys, I'm not sure how likely that is.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #762 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:41:59 PM »

Jesus Christ this MNF game is AWFUL.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #763 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:43:22 PM »

Also, Malek is about to pass me. Then the only unbeaten team in the league will be MAURICE'S TEAM. We should all kill ourselves.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #764 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM »

Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #765 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM

Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here

This might be the most nonsensical thing you've ever said, and considering your posting history that's quite the feat.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #766 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:49:25 PM »

DeAngelo Williams, why have you forsaken me? $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #767 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:51:24 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 28, 2009, 10:46:01 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 10:45:12 PM
Not surprising considering I'm the only MMORPG player here

This might be the most nonsensical thing you've ever said, and considering your posting history that's quite the feat.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #768 on:** September 28, 2009, 10:54:35 PM »

Poutine power!

Bocsius · « **Reply #769 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:13:47 PM »

This is why Dallas sucks.

Dude ran out of bounds to avoid the punter.

THE PUNTER.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #770 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:20:44 PM »

he was short.

twerd · « **Reply #771 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:32:41 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on September 28, 2009, 11:15:42 PM

Ive given up on the Cowboys, I can't take this shit anymore. Thank God I always kept a Ravens jersey in case of emergency.

smh

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #772 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:36:54 PM »

And, just like that, the Arlington Cowgirls take the lead.

twerd · « **Reply #773 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:37:44 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 28, 2009, 11:36:54 PM

And, just like that, the Arlington Cowgirls take the lead.

music to my ears

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #774 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:37:51 PM »

I'm watching a stream from some his Hispanic version of MNF and all their crowd shots are of Hispanic people. Everything else looks like a MNF broadcast, music and all

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #775 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:38:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2009, 11:37:51 PM

I'm watching a stream from some his Hispanic version of MNF and all their crowd shots are of Hispanic people. Everything else looks like a MNF broadcast, music and all

Edit: Romo's really got some awesome moves out there sometimes.

twerd · « **Reply #776 on:** September 28, 2009, 11:47:00 PM »

Luckily for his opponents, he balances it out with true bone-headedness.

Bocsius · « **Reply #777 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:02:00 AM »

This is why Carolina sucks.

Dude took a knee one yard deep into the end zone.

ONE YARD.

Bocsius · « **Reply #778 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:19:28 AM »

DELHOMME

twerd · « **Reply #779 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:22:36 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on September 29, 2009, 12:19:28 AM

DELHOMME

This is why Carolina sucks.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94240 times)