Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94232 times)

Bocsius · « **Reply #780 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:31:24 AM »

DELHOMME

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #781 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:32:29 AM »

Looks like the Panthers are feeling SO COLD IN THE D.

Bocsius · « **Reply #782 on:** September 29, 2009, 12:33:05 AM »

3:1 odds Panthers offer Bill Cowher a job over the bye week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #783 on:** September 29, 2009, 05:14:39 AM »

Lions win
Phoenix wins
3-0

God is good

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #784 on:** September 30, 2009, 05:22:29 AM »

Anyone need a washed up NFL QB?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #785 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:38:59 AM »

Speaking of Phoenix, I got this the other day:

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #786 on:** September 30, 2009, 01:31:01 PM »

Bocsius · « **Reply #787 on:** September 30, 2009, 02:09:37 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 30, 2009, 05:22:29 AM

Anyone need a washed up NFL QB?

My sources say that ad is legit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #788 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:00:13 PM »

This week will be tough, probably a loss. Two of my QBs are on bye, and Yahoo fucked me over with waivers. I had Shaun Hill and Vernon Davis on waivers only to realize today that other teams got them first. I'm pretty sure I put them on waivers first smh

Oh well, picked up Chad Henne and a Chicago TE. Hell I have three Chicago players this week, two on defense. I'm expected Detroit to get destroyed

Andowsky · « **Reply #789 on:** September 30, 2009, 04:48:39 PM »

Mike Nolan am God.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #790 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:21:21 PM »

I am literally praying to a God that I don't believe in that someone breaks BritFarr's legs this week. Pull a Theissman on him, so to speak.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #791 on:** October 04, 2009, 01:59:08 PM »

I'm going to crush you this week, Federwang. We're talking hate crime level of destruction here.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #792 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:00:49 PM »

Probably. I'm not contemplating winning - I doubt I'll watch any games. I'm thinking about playing Xbox and going to get laid instead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #793 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:05:50 PM »

you see what happens Triumph, you see what happens Triumph when Detroit fucks you in the ass?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #794 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:08:10 PM »

Yeah, I'm not winning this week. I'm out.

Time to grab some lunch and see if this booty call is still in effect. I'll pop back in later this afternoon, dudes. Peace.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #795 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:13:16 PM »

Forgot about pick em again. lol

All of fantasy football, really. I'm going to lose badly this week, though.

Akala · « **Reply #796 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:22:36 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 04, 2009, 02:13:16 PM

Forgot about pick em again. lol

All of fantasy football, really. I'm going to lose badly this week, though.

I think I am going to win pick em by default!

Feel good about the fantasy team this week.

So, um, guys...who is Madden's Musky Taint again? If you're reading, you may, uh, possibly wanna check your roster.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #797 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:24:33 PM »

Who is Raljon City Council?

Lions offense looks nice, defense not so nice

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #798 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:25:11 PM »

Raijon is Mandark.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #799 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:30:53 PM »

Texans running back just fumbled the ball because he tried to jump over a linebacker on his knees, and he ended up falling on his head

God is giving the Raiders a chance

edit: lol nm, 2 false starts in a row

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #800 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:31:56 PM »

Lions score again, what the fuck

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #801 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »

Janikowski ties it. Carrying the team as usual

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #802 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:55:16 PM »

PD, what was that?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #803 on:** October 04, 2009, 02:57:32 PM »

Stafford is just baiting Cutler. He knew Cutler couldn't produce a td in the endzone so he put him in that position

edit: fuck

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #804 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:00:04 PM »

god damn pd, that never works

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #805 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:00:19 PM »

Hey, at least I have Olsen

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #806 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:04:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 03:00:19 PM

Hey, at least I have Olsen

I have Cutler.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #807 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:12:12 PM »

Quote from: Malek on October 04, 2009, 03:04:49 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 03:00:19 PM
Hey, at least I have Olsen
I have Cutler.

I have a couple defensive players on Chicago as well (Manning and Bowman). Figured their defense would push around Detroit and Cutler would struggle a bit but hit one of the TEs often. He's not doing bad though

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #808 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:31:21 PM »

lol Redskins losing to Tampa Bay, seems like Zorn wants to get fired before the end of the season after all.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #809 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:37:09 PM »

figures that Garrard would have a career game today--when Cajole starts him against me!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #810 on:** October 04, 2009, 03:56:20 PM »

learn to cover kicks

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #811 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:34:26 PM »

Whoa, Yahoo bug or some shit. Steve Smith has 30 points for me, then out of nowhere it dropped to 10. Now it's back to 30 luckily. wat

etiolate · « **Reply #812 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:37:51 PM »

the local morning games here are Oakland-Houston and Indy-Seattle.

I'm going for a walk.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #813 on:** October 04, 2009, 05:15:13 PM »

lol Lions

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #814 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:33:53 PM »

Chicago started on the Detroit 43 on average. lol special teams :'(

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #815 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:37:10 PM »

Sanchez honeymoon over

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #816 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:38:35 PM »

welcome to astroturf

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #817 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:40:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 06:38:35 PM

welcome to astroturf

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #818 on:** October 04, 2009, 06:44:34 PM »

"Sanchize" indeed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #819 on:** October 04, 2009, 07:52:36 PM »

Wow Yahoo really fucked me over with the Shaun Hill/Vernon Davis waivers. I would have definitely won this week. I suppose I still have a chance but meh

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #820 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:07:39 PM »

Right about now is when I regret jumping ship from the 49ers 8 or 9 years ago

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #821 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:15:28 PM »

fluke throw

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #822 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:25:29 PM »

Tony Romo is worse than Augusto Pinochet.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #823 on:** October 04, 2009, 08:44:45 PM »

lol dallas

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #824 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:47:18 PM »

What happened to Vince Young? Tenn sucks, Collins is over the hill...so why is Young still on the back of milk cartons across the nation

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #825 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:49:15 PM »

Well I lost this week. I hope Malek has a really good day tomorrow so I don't feel like an idiot for waking up too late and not being able to put Addai in as a starting RB instead of Tomlinson. 18 point difference. FUCK.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #826 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:51:25 PM »

Steelers

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #827 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:52:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2009, 11:47:18 PM

What happened to Vince Young? Tenn sucks, Collins is over the hill...so why is Young still on the back of milk cartons across the nation

Vince was always soft mentally and nothing has happened to change that. He probably will end up starting at some point this year, but only because doing so won't overly hurt Tennessee's chances for getting an actual good rookie QB (Bradford, McCoy) in the draft next year. Although, I see the Titans winning a couple of games by accident so there's no way they'll finish in front of Cleveland or St. Louis, either or both of which will make history by being the second 0-16 team.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #828 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:53:59 PM »

I really loathe Rivers, but it would be great to see the Steelers somehow blow this in the last quarter

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #829 on:** October 04, 2009, 11:54:54 PM »

His career started out good/decent enough, now he looks like a bust. Sucks, I loved watching him in college and he had some fun NFL games.

No way Tenn ends the year with a worst record than Detroit, Cle, or St. Louis imo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #830 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:15:32 AM »

Steelers

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #831 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:15:33 AM »

Forgot about KC- they're probably not winning a game, either. Would be awesome if there were 3 teams that went 0-16 this year.

Also, obligatory lol Steelers.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #832 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:16:04 AM »

Please God, the torrential downpour of tears on GAF will be magnificent

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #833 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:17:14 AM »

Come on Big Ben, get me some more points and win this thing

spoiler (click to show/hide)

actually I'm expecting a huge interception

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #834 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:17:49 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #835 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:24:24 AM »

Cris Collinsworth is sucking a looot of Big Ben dick holy shit

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #836 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:34:48 AM »

Fuck

Oh well, still embarrassing for the Steelers

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #837 on:** October 05, 2009, 12:39:19 AM »

lol rivers
lol steelers

Well I'm up 25 points going into MNF. Aaron Rogers+Percy Harvin vs Adrian Peterson. I like my chances

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #838 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:10:43 PM »

30min until I'm 4-0

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #839 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:27:49 PM »

Someone has to save us from Maurice.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94232 times)