Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94506 times)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #840 on:** October 05, 2009, 11:36:01 PM »

Now we know what he learned from homeschooling.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #841 on:** October 06, 2009, 12:46:54 AM »

CreedComback09 153.22
Raljon City Council 151.24

oh shit

Fucking Peterson

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CreedComback09 153.22
Raljon City Council 152.28

Haven't been this on edge since Ohio, Nov 2004

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #842 on:** October 06, 2009, 12:51:38 AM »

Less than a point, lol. CURSE YOU MAURICE.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #843 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:00:07 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #844 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:06:07 AM »

Somehow I beat Malek.

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.

Akala · « **Reply #845 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:14:13 AM »

this week was almost embarrassing

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #846 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:14:51 AM »

I'm going to end up with the second highest scoring team in fantasy football through four weeks, but a .500 record. :'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #847 on:** October 06, 2009, 01:51:20 AM »

And patrick clayton makes me take another loss. Twice hs he been on the 3 and fell. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #848 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:45:01 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 01:06:07 AM

Somehow I beat Malek.

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.

Winnipeg Blue Balls
Projected: 155.34
Actual: 139.04

ErinAndrews'Peephole
Projected: 128.64
Actual: 144.30

:'(

Garrard had 3.5 times as many points as Romo. This is li . . . fantasy?

Mandark · « **Reply #849 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:48:45 AM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 06, 2009, 12:51:38 AM

Less than a point, lol. CURSE YOU MAURICE.

The margin of victory was a solo tackle... by Brandon Jacobs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #850 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:50:53 AM »

Akala · « **Reply #851 on:** October 06, 2009, 09:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Malek on October 06, 2009, 06:45:01 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 01:06:07 AM
Somehow I beat Malek.

3 people voted for him to win. Haters owned.
Winnipeg Blue Balls
Projected: 155.34
Actual: 139.04

ErinAndrews'Peephole
Projected: 128.64
Actual: 144.30

:'(

Garrard had 3.5 times as many points as Romo. This is li . . . fantasy?

I'm just gonna disregard the 'projected' line from here on in. it's caused me nothing but trouble.

pollo · « **Reply #852 on:** October 06, 2009, 04:58:18 PM »

Want to see what pussy the Jets will be pounding Monday?

Hope it's nice and wet.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #853 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:02:02 PM »

Quote from: pollo on October 06, 2009, 04:58:18 PM

Want to see what pussy the Jets will be pounding Monday?

img]DOLPHIN PUSSY[img

Hope it's nice and wet.

http://

"We're gonna need a bigger cock."

pollo · « **Reply #854 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:09:51 PM »

Is it weird that I wanna try and eat that shit out?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #855 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:17:05 PM »

Is it weird that you want to eat it out? No, not at all.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #856 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:20:00 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2009, 05:17:05 PM

Is it weird that you want to eat it out? No, not at all.

pollo · « **Reply #857 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:33:40 PM »

True I prefer whale pussy on the regular..just trying to mix it up.

Bocsius · « **Reply #858 on:** October 06, 2009, 05:39:10 PM »

The least you could do is NSFW and spoiler that out. Good grief.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #859 on:** October 06, 2009, 06:28:10 PM »

what the fucking fuck

Brehvolution · « **Reply #860 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:35:27 PM »

New Rams logo:

Brehvolution · « **Reply #861 on:** October 07, 2009, 12:44:43 PM »

Crabby Patty finally signs with the 49ers. Dickhead!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d81339261&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #862 on:** October 07, 2009, 01:23:36 PM »

Greedy circle ftl. Dude, you were picked 10th get over it

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #863 on:** October 07, 2009, 02:40:22 PM »

Apparently JaMarcus Russell doesn't like showing up on time for meetings... or at all sometimes.

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Boomer Esiason of CBS recently lifted the lid on the problems with Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell. Esiason said on Sunday's The NFL Today that Russell has been "fined heavily" for showing up late for multiple meetings, being overweight, and missing one meeting.

A league source tells us that it's even worse.

Per the source, Russell has missed multiple meetings, and that he has missed multiple other activities. His behavior has been described to us as a "pattern not an aberration."

Poor Raiders fans, it's obvious the guy won't be disciplined as long as Al is running things out there. You could probably show up for the game covered in Dakota Fanning's blood and still start if you can throw the ball 80 yards.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #864 on:** October 07, 2009, 03:26:34 PM »

80 yards, JaMarcus Russel? lolol

I could QB a game better than that distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #865 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:34:38 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #866 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:37:10 PM »

MANDARK YOU GOT A GREAT FOOTBALL TEAM AND IMMA GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT I NEED TODAY TO BE MY MOST PRODUCTIVE FANTASY DAY OF ALL-TIME

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #867 on:** October 11, 2009, 01:47:59 PM »

If I don't win my match up today, I'll . . . hmmm . . . be upset.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #868 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:57:00 PM »

Raiders are so terrible.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #869 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:57:27 PM »

Lions are hanging with the Steelers. But considering out second half let downs I expect a blowout

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #870 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:26:01 PM »

My team is doing HORRIBLY today. Fuck!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #871 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:33:44 PM »

I'm losing to Cajole...

CAJOLE.

However, neither of my qbs has played yet so I'm not too worried.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #872 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:36:59 PM »

Will Brady make me pay for benching Moss? $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #873 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:46:49 PM »

Raiders down 31-7 at the half.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #874 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:51:03 PM »

good lord the Browns are atrocious

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #875 on:** October 11, 2009, 03:54:37 PM »

Giants kicking the Special Ed teams ass

No Mercy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #876 on:** October 11, 2009, 04:10:12 PM »

So I finally start DeSean Jackson (over Moss) and he doesn't get a single reception. Fucking great

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #877 on:** October 11, 2009, 04:21:44 PM »

Looks like PD will be 5-0.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #878 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:04:19 PM »

How does a vet QB get sacked three times in a row? Culpepper

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #879 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:06:35 PM »

Ugh, I'm not benching Ray Rice anymore.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #880 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »

Double dip td from Brady to Wesley Fahkin' Welkah!

YANKEES FAHKING SUCK, CAJOLE! DO YOU HEAH ME? THEY SUCK! QUIT TRYING TO PRETEND YOU AH A METS FAHN, YOU CAHN'T FOOL US SMAHT NEW ENGLANDAHS, WE KNOW YOU ROOT FOR THE YANKEES IN YOUR SICK AND TWISTED HAHT!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #881 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:45:55 PM »

Why would anyone pretend to be a Mets fan? That's like pretending to be a virgin.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #882 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:46:32 PM »

Are you trying to argue with Tawmy from Quinzee?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #883 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:46:55 PM »

Have you seen the Andy Rooney posts on KSK? So amazing.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #884 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/09/andy-rooney-breaks-down-week-1-of-the-nfl-season.html

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Drew Brees plays for the New Orleans Saints, and he threw six touchdowns against the Detroit Lions on Sunday. It wasn’t long ago when New Orleans was ravaged by a hurricane, and just recently people in Detroit lost their jobs when the job market crashed. None of this has anything to do with Drew Brees. I just think it’s interesting.

...

There were two games on Monday night this week, but why? Why not just have all the games on Monday night, and let people decide which games to watch. They could listen to the game on the phone if they wanted to. I remember when phones still had cords on them. You could swing the phone around on the cord all the time. It was a perfect device for getting the lady of the house back in line. But I couldn’t do that if I have to watch two football games on Monday night. There’s so little time for beating your wife during the week as it is. None of this has anything to do with football. I just think it’s interesting.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #885 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:20:27 PM »

Mike Sims-Walker was listed as inactive because of missing a meeting? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Akala · « **Reply #886 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:25:23 PM »

PD whoopin.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #887 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:07:27 PM »

Boy, having Hasselbeck back really makes a difference!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #888 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:36:29 PM »

I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #889 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:37:45 PM »

Roddy White is saving my ass.

Flacco and Schaub are having pretty awful days, Mike Sims-Walker and Durant are last minute inactives and DeAngelo Williams was a total dude.

Thank you, White.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #890 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:38:43 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 11, 2009, 07:36:29 PM

I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.

Are you worrying yet?

*cue three Brady TDs in the 4th quarter*

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #891 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:03:07 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on October 11, 2009, 07:38:43 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 11, 2009, 07:36:29 PM
I'm pretty shocked that the Falcons are handling the 49ers this easily.

Are you worrying yet?

*cue three Brady TDs in the 4th quarter*

Nah, there's pretty much no way that I can catch you at this point I don't think. This was not my best ff week- in my other league my starting rbs were Willis McGahee and Jerome Harrison. FML.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #892 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:03:58 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on October 11, 2009, 07:07:27 PM

Boy, having Hasselbeck back really makes a difference!

If they could actually field a full healthy team, I don't think they would've lost to the Bears or 49ers.

But yeah, Hasslebeck makes a big difference and next year they gotta do something about getting a legit backup. Senace Wallace can't do shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #893 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:14:55 PM »

I can definitely say, dark days ahead for Redskins Nation. $:-\$

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #894 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:37:53 PM »

Broncos knocking off the Pats! Shitty weekend in Boston continues!

etiolate · « **Reply #895 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:22:55 PM »

The Niners blew that game out their ass from the opening kickoff. I mean really blew it out their ass hardcore pron style. Like if their ass was a power source, then that game was Chernobyl.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #896 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:27:01 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #897 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:40:37 PM »

Ray Lewis is probably wonderin' if that was worth losing the game over (or at least contributed to the loss). He fucking lit Ocho Cinco up though.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #898 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:44:30 PM »

That was some BOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin! right there.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #899 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:56:29 PM »

I wonder how Braylon Edwards will do in NY. He'll have a good qb and the chance to really become a big-time player.

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Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94506 times)