Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 93953 times)

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1020 on:** October 20, 2009, 04:41:38 PM »

Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes

Akala · « **Reply #1021 on:** October 20, 2009, 05:49:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2009, 04:41:38 PM

Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes

oh, it's coming. They're the SAINTS. This is better than expected, even though I had a feeling (see my fantasy team lol). If they go all the way all this 2012 stuff may have some merit.

Also, your comment about summoning the Oakland pigeon from the gaf thread had me rolling.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1022 on:** October 20, 2009, 05:51:47 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2009, 04:41:38 PM

Saints fans are really basking in the undefeatedness, can't wait till the downfall comes

I smell another 18-1 on the horizon

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1023 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:05:50 PM »

Willco alert: E60 has a segment on Chris Cooley tonight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1024 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:34:23 PM »

One of only three players from the offense I would keep.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1025 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:59:46 PM »

Quote

Sam Bradford's season is over at the University of Oklahoma.

Sources close to Bradford have confirmed to SoonerScoop.com that Bradford will undergo season-ending surgery to repair ligament damage in his right throwing shoulder.

Bradford is expected to formally announce the procedure this evening in a press conference following OU's afternoon practice. Sources say the surgery is expected to take place on Tuesday with Dr. James Andrews in Alabama.

http://oklahoma.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1005074

There's a lesson here. When you have a chance of being the #1 draft pick, or within the top 5, don't go back to fucking school. I'd be surprised if he's in the top 10 next year

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1026 on:** October 21, 2009, 11:53:07 PM »

Redskins tackle Chris Samuels is flying to California for a second and third medical opinion, but sources say his local sports doctor recommend that he retire.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1027 on:** October 22, 2009, 02:50:40 AM »

Who is Madden's Musky Taint

Akala · « **Reply #1028 on:** October 22, 2009, 05:53:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2009, 02:50:40 AM

Who is Madden's Musky Taint

The eternal question.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1029 on:** October 22, 2009, 01:31:42 PM »

I proposed a trade dammit

pollo · « **Reply #1030 on:** October 22, 2009, 01:40:18 PM »

Yea, fuck the Giants for not even bothering to show up last weekend. Zone defense? Is u serious?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1031 on:** October 22, 2009, 02:26:38 PM »

madden's musky taint is blackmage, against my better judgment I decided to offer him a spot in the league because at first I was having trouble filling it up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1032 on:** October 22, 2009, 03:14:06 PM »

k PM'd him

BlackMage · « **Reply #1033 on:** October 24, 2009, 12:51:58 AM »

because yahoo fucking fantasy sucks balls.. i'm winning my nfl.com fantasy league bitches!!!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1034 on:** October 24, 2009, 12:54:15 AM »

Riiiight. You didn't show up to the draft you daffy bitch! Excuses excuses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1035 on:** October 24, 2009, 12:54:24 AM »

Thanks for not responding to my trade Blackmage smh. Now my chances look even more dire

BlackMage · « **Reply #1036 on:** October 24, 2009, 12:55:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 24, 2009, 12:54:24 AM

Thanks for not responding to my trade Blackmage smh. Now my chances look even more dire

i fucking traded you shitty shit!

also you had the draft while i was at work!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1037 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:01:23 AM »

Dude, I pm'd you the time and date of the draft and asked "are you sure you're gonna make it?"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1038 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:02:32 AM »

Our league was a little rough to feel out, but I think we can probably amass a larger league next year.

I will say, if you do not defeat Phoenix Dark this week, I am voting for commissioner impeachment!

BlackMage · « **Reply #1039 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:09:01 AM »

i received no such PM! but like i said.. nfl.com bitches.. way easier to navigate and on the spot updates during the games.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1040 on:** October 24, 2009, 01:12:44 AM »

Like, free live scoring updates during the games? Yahoo does that too now you idiot.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1041 on:** October 24, 2009, 08:34:21 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 24, 2009, 01:12:44 AM

Like, free live scoring updates during the games? Yahoo does that too now you idiot.

so!? it still has a worse layout! YOU'RE A JERK!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1042 on:** October 24, 2009, 09:23:38 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on October 24, 2009, 08:34:21 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 24, 2009, 01:12:44 AM
Like, free live scoring updates during the games? Yahoo does that too now you idiot.

so!? it still has a worse layout! YOU'RE A JERK!

[youtube=560,345]qv9VKKXwVxU[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1043 on:** October 25, 2009, 12:15:48 AM »

Oh well, I think my roster is as good as it can be...but the projected stats still have me down by 30; sure they're rarely accurate but this certainly isn't a good sign imo

Bummed I didn't get Antonio Gates earlier (smh BlackMage); the trade won't be official until week 8. I wanted him out there so I could get points alongside Triumph who has Rivers. At least I'll have Moss $:-\$

I would have preferred going 0-6 if it guaranteed I'd beat Triumph tomorrow

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1044 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:42:33 AM »

If Triumph loses, we all lose.

Black Mage approved my trade offer, sending me some much needed depth at QB and WR. Now, all I'm looking to do is improve my defense.

Akala · « **Reply #1045 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:22:09 PM »

@ the 'smack talk' on PD's matchup page.

Willco up by 20 in the predictions, but I think it will be closer than that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1046 on:** October 25, 2009, 01:23:22 PM »

I think you have a good shot at winning.

Akala · « **Reply #1047 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:02:34 PM »

son of a bitch! I forgot to swap hester out for crabtree! this means crabtree has a breakout game, I guess.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1048 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:04:09 PM »

Yeah, I'm out Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco and Mike-Sims Walker. :'(

Akala · « **Reply #1049 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 25, 2009, 02:04:09 PM

Yeah, I'm out Chris Johnson, Ray Rice, Joe Flacco and Mike-Sims Walker. :'(

You're still up 20 moon points, and you're winning right now!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1050 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:23:14 PM »

Up 29.42 to 2.50 so far.

If I win Pee Dee should be forced to watch nothing but straight porn with skinny white chicks for a month. Also, no black dudes.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1051 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:38:04 PM »

Facing Madden's Musky Taint is like having a bye week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1052 on:** October 25, 2009, 02:57:31 PM »

smh

Clearly the fix is in

Akala · « **Reply #1053 on:** October 25, 2009, 03:43:57 PM »

of COURSE Schaub is gonna be on fire today.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1054 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:00:45 PM »

132.44 to 33.20 now. I would be beating him even worse if I had started Steve Slaton.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1055 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:06:29 PM »

Triumph, you truly are a great American.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1056 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:19:17 PM »

No, THIS is a great American:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1057 on:** October 25, 2009, 04:31:45 PM »

Oh well, at least I didn't start Maroney at RB

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1058 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:09:16 PM »

[youtube=560,345]1W2As7LQUgc[/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1059 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:10:26 PM »

Quote from: Akala on October 25, 2009, 03:43:57 PM

of COURSE Schaub is gonna be on fire today.

Yeah, but Cassell has thrown 3 INTs! And your TE just got 30 points!

... not looking good for me. $:-\$

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1060 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:40:54 PM »

Man, this is fucked. The west coast CBS affiliates are broadcasting Bills/Panthers over Raiders/Jets, the only stream I can find has no sound, and I can't even find a local radio station that is covering the game

edit: Jesus, it's not even out of the 1st and JaBootysweat has thrown 2 INTs. I guess I'm not missing much

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1061 on:** October 25, 2009, 05:52:18 PM »

This Saints / Fins game is like sweet, sweet Mana being injected into my sports soul

Akala · « **Reply #1062 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:16:26 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 05:52:18 PM

This Saints / Fins game is like sweet, sweet Mana being injected into my sports soul

lies! it's terrible!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1063 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:34:03 PM »

Looks like my hopes of making a comeback in the 4:20pm games were fools gold

Akala · « **Reply #1064 on:** October 25, 2009, 06:58:38 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1065 on:** October 25, 2009, 07:26:21 PM »

Jesus Christ Cutler sucks balls.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1066 on:** October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM »

Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

BlackMage · « **Reply #1067 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:02:42 PM »

I whooped ass in my other fantasy league.. you would all fear me there!

Akala · « **Reply #1068 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:04:13 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM

Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

GO GIANTS!!

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1069 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:26:08 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM

Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

Which one of you guys has Drew Brees?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1070 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:26:30 PM »

Quote from: Akala on October 25, 2009, 09:04:13 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

GO GIANTS!!

Yes

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 25, 2009, 09:26:08 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

:'(

Akala · « **Reply #1071 on:** October 25, 2009, 09:53:29 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 25, 2009, 09:26:08 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 25, 2009, 08:57:36 PM
Fuck the Dolphins. Seriously.

Which one of you guys has Drew Brees?

I do. My whole squad is Saints-centric. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1072 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:06:49 PM »

Most of my team under-preformed today, wow. Even my bench players produced nil. I would have lost to everyone except Madden's Musty Taint. smh

wtf @ Jay Cutler.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1073 on:** October 25, 2009, 11:07:31 PM »

Steelers

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1074 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:38:34 AM »

The bad news is that I'm not going to beat Pee Dee by the 100 points that he deserves to get smoked by. The good news is that I'm about a seven point performance from Chris Cooley tomorrow night away from dropping 200 on his face.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1075 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:49:52 AM »

smh @ my receivers

:'(

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1076 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:50:43 AM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #1077 on:** October 26, 2009, 12:56:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 25, 2009, 11:06:49 PM

Most of my team under-preformed today, wow. Even my bench players produced nil. I would have lost to everyone except Madden's Musty Taint. smh

wtf @ Jay Cutler.

yeah it was a close game!!.. i bet

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1078 on:** October 26, 2009, 10:24:05 PM »

Jason Campbell

1 interception and 1 fumble in 1 minute. What a pro

edit:

BlackMage · « **Reply #1079 on:** October 26, 2009, 10:32:06 PM »

Man, what happened to Colt Brennan?

News:

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