Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94002 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1080 on:** October 26, 2009, 10:43:45 PM »

He's not even on the 53-man roster.

Anyway, touchdown! Yay!

Himu · « **Reply #1081 on:** October 26, 2009, 11:19:48 PM »

Washington's defense hasn't been this bad since the British burned down the White House. Fuck this shit.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1082 on:** October 27, 2009, 12:18:38 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on October 26, 2009, 11:19:48 PM

Washington's defense hasn't been this bad since the British burned down the White House. Fuck this shit.

It's still the best in the NFC East, even after this game. Obviously the team has coverage issues, but they're pretty good.

The offense is probably the worst I've seen since Spurrier's FUN AND GUN offense took the NFL by storm!

... At any rate, this is pretty bad. Snyder is on the verge of losing his fanbase, and I'm not even confident that getting a bonafide GM will change a lot of people's minds. Some fans are calling FedEx Field - itself - cursed, and the reason for the team's woes.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1083 on:** October 27, 2009, 12:40:18 AM »

Campbell looks like he runs in slow-mo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1084 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:05:12 AM »

DeSean Jackson having a great game smh.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1085 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:38:25 AM »

Man, was Gruden campaigning for a job or what? He handled the Redskins with kid gloves.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1086 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:39:19 AM »

Dirty South Failures...I proposed a trade

Assuming Zorn is done, who do you like to replace him Willco?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1087 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:46:00 AM »

They let Gregg Williams go, who is the person they should have hired in the first place. I think you need a coach capable of pushing the players, and it'd probably have to be someone like Cowher.

If it's a non-capped year, they need to dump everyone off the roster except most of the defense, Santana Moss and Chris Cooley. I'm talking everyone. Spend all draft picks on the offensive line, and pray a "game manager"-type quarterback (Kyle Orton) hits the market and can tend to the franchise while developing an answer for the position.

Akala · « **Reply #1088 on:** October 27, 2009, 01:49:43 AM »

I'm good with that PD. Have fun with Eli

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1089 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:11:23 AM »

Everyone should veto Phoenix Dark's trade for Maurice Jones Drew. That's absurd.

... a QB that's not even in the Top 10 for one of the best RBs in fantasy football? That's insane.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1090 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:24:34 AM »

Haters gon hate

Mandark · « **Reply #1091 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:44:25 AM »

Warner's the 16th ranked QB right now, and Jones-Drew is the 2nd ranked RB.

I generally don't like vetoing trades but yikes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1092 on:** October 28, 2009, 03:58:15 AM »

Hopefully the commissioner will step in and put an end to this ruse!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1093 on:** October 28, 2009, 04:16:29 AM »

Obstructionist bastards

seemed like he was in need of a QB this so took a shot in the dark. Plus, my normal "stock up with whoever is playing the Lions" plan won't work this week since St. Louis sucks and should lose, so I figured "stock up with whoever is playing the Titans" would be a nice fallback strategy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1094 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:01:59 AM »

I guess my vote was the deciding one, and I voted against it.

Mandark · « **Reply #1095 on:** October 28, 2009, 09:30:00 AM »

This seems to happen a lot.

Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.

Akala · « **Reply #1096 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:51:14 AM »

ice cold

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1097 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:05:02 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 28, 2009, 09:30:00 AM

This seems to happen a lot.

Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1098 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:47:17 PM »

From JasonA's Facebook (a fellow acquaintance and Redskins fan):

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1099 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:27:59 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on October 28, 2009, 09:30:00 AM

Whoever can identify the Isaiah Thomas of their fantasy league and trade with him first has a big advantage.

Akala · « **Reply #1100 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:11:31 AM »

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ak0r3lyaICgVniemh5wDtzQ5nYcB?slug=dw-vegasnfl102709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

etiolate · « **Reply #1101 on:** October 29, 2009, 04:05:48 AM »

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The sports books are having an impossible time finding anyone to bet on a St. Louis or Oakland.

I bet its just Al and Rush betting every week.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1102 on:** October 29, 2009, 09:42:09 AM »

Quote from: Willco on October 27, 2009, 12:18:38 AM

... At any rate, this is pretty bad. Snyder is on the verge of losing his fanbase, and I'm not even confident that getting a bonafide GM will change a lot of people's minds. Some fans are calling FedEx Field - itself - cursed, and the reason for the team's woes.

I heard Danny Snyder's scouring the bingo parlors for an elite GM even as we speak!

pollo · « **Reply #1103 on:** October 29, 2009, 12:35:45 PM »

Quote from: Akala on October 29, 2009, 03:11:31 AM

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Ak0r3lyaICgVniemh5wDtzQ5nYcB?slug=dw-vegasnfl102709&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

yep. time to stick it to the bookies fellows; bet faves when playing Oak, Stl, Tam, etc.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1104 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:12:36 PM »

Stolen but

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1105 on:** October 29, 2009, 02:58:49 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1106 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:21:26 PM »

the 49ers aren't much better so I don't have much room to talk.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1107 on:** October 29, 2009, 03:30:24 PM »

I'm so glad almost everyone's favorite teams are varying degrees of shit; it makes me feel better about being a Raiders fan

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1108 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:11:18 PM »

The Falcons and Patriots are both pretty good this year.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1109 on:** October 29, 2009, 05:21:05 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 29, 2009, 03:30:24 PM

I'm so glad almost everyone's favorite teams are varying degrees of shit; it makes me feel better about being a Raiders fan

Last year was hell for me. This year I can hold my head up knowing my team might suck, but so do most people's teams

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1110 on:** October 29, 2009, 06:56:56 PM »

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Even British Able To See Holes In Buccaneers' Defense

October 29, 2009 | Issue 45•44 | Onion Sports

LONDON—Despite their lack of experience watching American football and their unfamiliarity with all but the most basic principles of the sport, the local crowd attending the NFL game at London's Wembley Stadium Sunday had little trouble identifying key weaknesses in the Buccaneer defense as the Patriots cruised to a 35-7 victory. "My word, that safety-man has lost contain yet again, and the Bucs are just getting—what's the word?—blocked right off their feet on nearly every play," attendee Martin Hollings said as Patriots running back Laurence Maroney broke free for a 14-yard run. "Oh, I say, poor show…. These chaps are in fact allowed to use their hands, are they not? Because you certainly could not tell by watching them." In a related incident, BBC commentators claimed they meant no offense and were attempting to compliment wide receiver Wes Welker by saying the Tampa Bay secondary "made [Welker] look like Pelé out there."

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1111 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:36:00 AM »

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4613549

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Two women, including his former wife and a recent girlfriend, say that Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable has a history of violent behavior toward women.

In separate interviews with ESPN's "Outside the Lines", Sandy Cable and Marie Lutz say that Cable hit them during relationships dating back more than 20 years.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1112 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:50:23 AM »

He also broke the jaw of Al Davis' snitch, so I'm willing to overlook a little domestic abuse. 2 isolated incidents in over 20 years isn't so bad, right?

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 29, 2009, 05:11:18 PM

The Falcons and Patriots are both pretty good this year.

Who's the Falcons fan?

pollo · « **Reply #1113 on:** November 01, 2009, 11:58:52 AM »

Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

What you got today guys?

I got first halves for:

Det
Chi
Dal

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1114 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:04:27 PM »

Quote from: pollo on November 01, 2009, 11:58:52 AM

Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

Oh, now I get it. What a cheater

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1115 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:12:51 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 12:04:27 PM

Quote from: pollo on November 01, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

Oh, now I get it. What a cheater

I've always kind of liked the Pats, tho- I first started seriously paying attention to the NFL when they won their first SB. Back then the Falcons weren't really good; for fucks sakes, we STILL haven't had back to back winning seasons in Atlanta yet, although most likely that's going to end this year. By comparison the Pats were and still are a model franchise, and I like winning.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1116 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:24:41 PM »

I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season. :'(

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1117 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:29:37 PM »

I had Brady, Moss and Welker on my fantasy team for that 18-1 season.

So gross.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1118 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:39:42 PM »

Triumph is admitting he's a fair weather fan

Local sports radio has been crucifying Calvin Johnson all week due to him saying he wouldn't play if he didn't feel close to 100%. He's the best player on the team, I certainly don't want to see him getting injured for a team with 1 win; if he was healthy I'd guarantee a win today. He's not Mr. Glass ala Charles Rogers.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1119 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:40:43 PM »

I'm projected to beat PD, which means I'm going to lose.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1120 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:46:16 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on November 01, 2009, 12:12:51 PM

Quote from: OptimoPeach on November 01, 2009, 12:04:27 PM
Quote from: pollo on November 01, 2009, 11:58:52 AM
Triumph, you need to stop rooting for the f'n spawn of Satan. You actually have your own white QB now.

Oh, now I get it. What a cheater

I've always kind of liked the Pats, tho- I first started seriously paying attention to the NFL when they won their first SB. Back then the Falcons weren't really good; for fucks sakes, we STILL haven't had back to back winning seasons in Atlanta yet, although most likely that's going to end this year. By comparison the Pats were and still are a model franchise, and I like winning.

I was actually ecstatic to see the Patriots topple the Rams (

), so I can't fault you there. And I guess all the Pats fans paid their dues with 18-1

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1121 on:** November 01, 2009, 12:51:46 PM »

My family is from St. Louis, so I used to root for them (when they weren't playing the Redskins) until they became The Greatest Show on Turf and everyone liked them. I imagine that it's the same for some of the Pats' semi-fans.

Unlike the Rams, the Patriots became a legitimate dynasty and while they're not unstoppable terrors anymore (there was a time period where teams were afraid to play Brady and Belichick), they are still one of the better teams in the league. Their GM and coaching situation is pretty great, and they've got a Hallf of Famer taking snaps.

E-DuB · « **Reply #1122 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:01:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 28, 2009, 12:47:17 PM

From JasonA's Facebook (a fellow acquaintance and Redskins fan):

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That is bloody awesome

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1123 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:04:01 PM »

Brady is so dreamy.

How can anyone hate him.

Akala · « **Reply #1124 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:11:48 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on November 01, 2009, 12:24:41 PM

I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season. :'(

I was so happy when the Giants spoiled their perfect season. I've never been huge on the pats, and I went to high school with Kevin Faulk.

I don't really hate dark lord Tom Brady though. they are a really good club. I tend to dislike pats fans. growing up with the saints, every Louisiana football fan had a backup team or two to root for. most gravitated towards teams with players from the area; the pats (Faulk), the panthers (Jake Delhomme), or rarely the Colts (Brandon Stokley - now bobblin it up for Denver lol). most are familiar with the fact that southern football fans can be horrible, and louisiana ranks up there with the best (worst?) of them. just look at LSU. most of these assholes started loving the pats (only after they started dominating though, haha). they are obnoxious and fickle, and the area has tons.

I don't think it's a totally local phenomenon though. today's pats fans are like the cowboys fans of the 80's/90's.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1125 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:14:28 PM »

Eli Manning :'(

Akala · « **Reply #1126 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2009, 01:14:28 PM

Eli Manning :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

he'll bounce back.

[close]

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1127 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:25:45 PM »

Quote from: Akala on November 01, 2009, 01:11:48 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on November 01, 2009, 12:24:41 PM
I've always liked the Pats too. All the the Anti-Brady Force always struck me as playa-haters.

I wanted them to complete the perfect season. :'(

I was so happy when the Giants spoiled their perfect season. I've never been huge on the pats, and I went to high school with Kevin Faulk.

I don't really hate dark lord Tom Brady though. they are a really good club. I tend to dislike pats fans. growing up with the saints, every Louisiana football fan had a backup team or two to root for. most gravitated towards teams with players from the area; the pats (Faulk), the panthers (Jake Delhomme), or rarely the Colts (Brandon Stokley - now bobblin it up for Denver lol). most are familiar with the fact that southern football fans can be horrible, and louisiana ranks up there with the best (worst?) of them. just look at LSU. most of these assholes started loving the pats (only after they started dominating though, haha). they are obnoxious and fickle, and the area has tons.

I don't think it's a totally local phenomenon though. today's pats fans are like the cowboys fans of the 80's/90's.

I've never had a consistent team in all my time. I've always been cursed with picking them while they are just breaking out of their underdog status and then abandoning them once the bandwagon gets rolling. Maybe there's some money to be made in this but I haven't found out how yet. :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1128 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:28:45 PM »

El-oh-el at my starting quarterbacks:

K. Orton passed to K. Moreno to the right for 9 yard loss. K. Moreno fumbled. T. Suggs recovered fumble
M. Schaub passed to S. Slaton to the left for 5 yard gain. S. Slaton fumbled. M. Stroud recovered fumble

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1129 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:33:34 PM »

I like the Pats, they're the best organization in football. I was a big Brady fan during his Michigan years, and even shook his hand

But I haven't jumped on the bandwagon. I respect/like em, root for them often, but unlike Triumph I do have some self respect

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1130 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:38:46 PM »

Quit lying, you're a Lions fan. You don't have ANY kind of respect.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1131 on:** November 01, 2009, 01:54:09 PM »

So, will there be a touchdown in the STL-DET game today?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1132 on:** November 01, 2009, 02:25:19 PM »

Eli is making my trade look like a bad idea

Blackmage is up on Willco but it should be temporary. How does someone start a QB on a bye week?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1133 on:** November 01, 2009, 02:28:42 PM »

Excessive celebration has to be the most ridiculous rule ever

Beezy · « **Reply #1134 on:** November 01, 2009, 02:32:41 PM »

Are the Giants really this shitty or are the Eagles just that good?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1135 on:** November 01, 2009, 02:46:30 PM »

My point out-put has been atrocious lately. sigh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1136 on:** November 01, 2009, 03:49:34 PM »

smh $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1137 on:** November 01, 2009, 03:50:31 PM »

You still have a lot of guys that haven't played yet...I guess...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1138 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:01:58 PM »

I am losing to Blackmage.

Schaub and Orton tanked today. I can't believe I listened to the "experts" and benched Flacco.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1139 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:03:54 PM »

Holy shit @ the Eagles game. Giants exposed

News:

Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94002 times)