Author Topic: Yer 2009 NFL thread of REAL football played by REAL Americans (Read 94582 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1140 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:04:30 PM »

Dallas Cowboys

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1141 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:09:37 PM »

Noooooooo! Damn the Lions, St. Louis looked like it was the best contender to go 0-16 this year. Now my hopes are pinned on the Bucs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1142 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 01, 2009, 04:01:58 PM

I am losing to Blackmage.

Schaub and Orton tanked today. I can't believe I listened to the "experts" and benched Flacco.

Imagine if he was actually starting another QB or picked up some decent defensive players.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1143 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:55:17 PM »

Blackmage isn't going to win, he'll run out of points soon, with one QB active.

edit: fucking Rivers, get the ball to Gates. The Raiders must ooze a shit so severe it makes the opposing team shitty as well

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1144 on:** November 01, 2009, 04:56:23 PM »

Mandark pulled a blackmage this week.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1145 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:13:58 PM »

Yeah, I'm lucky. Schaub and Orton went a combined 400 Yds and 2 INTs (Zero TDs). Mike-Sims Walker and Greg Jennings, two of my leading point getters, have totaled a combined five points in our fantasy format.

My team is so bad today.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1146 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:24:06 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 01, 2009, 06:13:58 PM

My team is so bad today.

Don't worry; you'll score 200 points next week against me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1147 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:25:47 PM »

Our matchup favors you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1148 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:30:05 PM »

You're projected to score eight more points than me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1149 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:33:39 PM »

Projections are meaningless. My fantasy wild child, Chris Johnson, is facing off against the 49ers, so I expect him to be contained. Flacco and Rice square off against the Bengals, which kept both of them shut down in their previous encounter. And Schaub plays against Indy, which also has a pretty good pass secondary.

The only shot I have is that all three of my wideouts are playing awful teams, so maybe I can get points there.

The matchups favor you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1150 on:** November 01, 2009, 06:37:23 PM »

I'm starting Cutler, and he's worse than Hitler. So no.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1151 on:** November 02, 2009, 03:49:50 AM »

Ever since that picture of Eli lobbing a ball with his eyes closed (bracing himself for a hit from a defender), It feels like Eli has lost his mojo. Its like Ricky Bobby and racing, Eli needs daddy to take him out back and throw some footballs through some tires or something.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1152 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:35:42 PM »

Seems like the Lions might be done this season. The same penalties and idiotic play remains to kill us, and I wonder if the team feels they've achieved something with the one win. The Browns are atrocious, I think we can win...but after the St. Louis disaster I'm no longer confident about anything.

Also I really fucked up my fantasy team this week with last second changes. Switching out Jeremy Maclin or Donnie Avery and Brandon Jacobs or Ricky Williams lost me the game; I would have still been down, but Chris Lofton would be in position to put me over Cajole tonight.

He'd have to have an epic game to get me the win tonight.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1153 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:36:28 PM »

Lofton usually puts up double digits for you. It will be close.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1154 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:39:00 PM »

I'd need 17 points from him. He put up 16 for me against New England so I still have a chance, I just doubt it

fuck, why did I trade anything to BlackMage

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1155 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:40:24 PM »

If you beat me, I will fucking cry.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1156 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:40:51 PM »

I traded for Orton, who amassed a measly 8 points yesterday. Westbrook is still out from his concussion, but he was always meant to be a bench player.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1157 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:46:33 PM »

My QB play was atrocious this week. 5 INTs from Warner, 2 from Manning. If they had decent games I would have definitely won this week.

Trading away DeSean Jackson also fucked me. I'm gonna try to get him back. Moss is so fucking inconsistent I really can't afford it

Edit: Willco, I was actually thinking about trying to get Orton from you until yesterday

Akala · « **Reply #1158 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:55:35 PM »

the saints have to torch the falcons for me to beat Malek.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1159 on:** November 02, 2009, 02:57:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 02, 2009, 02:46:33 PM

Edit: Willco, I was actually thinking about trying to get Orton from you until yesterday

I don't think yesterday devalues him much as a solid fantasy contributor. The Ravens pass defense was underrated, and Orton actually looked good (I watched the game), but his receivers were dropping balls like crazy. Marshall, in particular, would stop accelerating in the middle of the field once he got hit by Ed Reed. His receivers were just scared.

I wouldn't trade him, though. I got him for the long haul, in case Flacco or Schaub go down.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1160 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:38:19 PM »

So, why did the Giants trade away Shockey again?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1161 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:38:45 PM »

He's injury prone, expensive and they have Kevin Boss.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1162 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:42:26 PM »

And he's inconstant. That being said, why didn't I fucking start him this week...oh yea, Gates was playing Oakland and I expected a big game. :'(

5 more points from Lofton and I win. Come on dammit

edit: sigh, what a horrible week

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1163 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:50:53 PM »

At least you didn't just lose by one point after scoring 164 like Malek.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1164 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:54:17 PM »

Holy shit! Poor, Malek. He's going to make me pay hard next week. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1165 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:55:10 PM »

He's going to have more total points than PD, yet he will be 2-6 while PD will be 6-2.

Wait, nevermind, it updated today. Still, such bad luck.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1166 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:56:23 PM »

Hey, I think after this week I'll still be second place in total fantasy points, but in fourth place.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1167 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:59:09 PM »

Malek got Mandark'd

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1168 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 02, 2009, 11:38:45 PM

He's injury prone, expensive and they have Kevin Boss.

Definitely prone to injury, but I'm still not sold on Boss. Then again, I haven't seen many Giants games since their 07-08 playoffs run.

And lol @ Falcons, etc

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1169 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:04:27 AM »

Fantasy sucks about as bad as reality. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1170 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:08:37 AM »

Hey Alaka, you want Shockey?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1171 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:14:15 AM »

This is insane

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1172 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:29:52 AM »

Blackmage is our own lil' 2008 Lions. Keep the streak alive!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1173 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:31:20 AM »

Imagine if any of my QBs had bother to play on Sunday!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1174 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:36:04 AM »

Why didn't I start Brit Faaaaaarvreverevere $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1175 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:37:33 AM »

Trade him to me, Malek.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1176 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:42:02 AM »

I remember planning on taking Farve with one of my last draft picks for lols. Didn't work out $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1177 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:47:38 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 03, 2009, 12:42:02 AM

I remember planning on taking Farve with one of my last draft picks for lols. Didn't work out $:-\$

That is actually why i picked him. And I just can't force myself to make him a starter. Sure, Cutler is worse than Hitler, but is he worse than Favre?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1178 on:** November 03, 2009, 12:59:29 AM »

I probably would have started Cutler too. Cleveland sucks ass, it wouldn't be unreasonable for Cutler to blow them out the water at home. Didn't happen though

Akala · « **Reply #1179 on:** November 03, 2009, 01:00:15 AM »

**sorry Malek**

*edit2* BM has Jones-Drew! lolollz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1180 on:** November 08, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »

lol brady

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1181 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:13:08 PM »

God's QB

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1182 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:28:58 PM »

Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1183 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:35:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2009, 02:28:58 PM

Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.

He does deserve some luck, I think.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1184 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:37:27 PM »

I guess, I've got Ray Rice, Matt Schaub and Joe Flacco combining for like 3 points. $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1185 on:** November 08, 2009, 02:55:50 PM »

Who knew I'd be better off starting Kyle Orton (against PIT) and Matt Cassell this week?

BlackMage · « **Reply #1186 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:10:19 PM »

god dammit i actually tried this week :\

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1187 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:36:40 PM »

I can't believe the Lions are winning. Hassleback should be torching us

BlackMage · « **Reply #1188 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:41:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2009, 04:36:40 PM

I can't believe the Lions are winning. Hassleback should be torching us

seahawks o-line is so shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1189 on:** November 08, 2009, 04:51:58 PM »

You have many players in late games BM, there's still hope

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1190 on:** November 08, 2009, 05:23:28 PM »

Holy hell, DeAngelo Hall is throwing a fit in the Redskins locker room, threatening Falcons coach Mike Smith.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1191 on:** November 08, 2009, 05:29:57 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2009, 05:23:28 PM

Holy hell, DeAngelo Hall is throwing a fit in the Redskins locker room, threatening Falcons coach Mike Smith.

Meangelo lol

Smith wasn't even ever Hall's coach, what a turdgobbler.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1192 on:** November 08, 2009, 05:53:08 PM »

It had nothing to do with his time in Atlanta, he's accusing Smith of grabbing him and talking mad shit in his face mask when he was in that scuffle near the Falcons' sideline.

HE IS CALLING THE COMMISSIONER, HE SAYS.

"HE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ME, HE KNOWS WHERE TO FIND ME!"

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1193 on:** November 08, 2009, 07:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2009, 02:28:58 PM

Man, Malek got handed an easy win today.

Doesn't look that way now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1194 on:** November 08, 2009, 07:19:05 PM »

Stafford

5 INTs

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1195 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:21:49 PM »

We won a game!

It's not saying much, but...

Lions

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1196 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:23:31 PM »

I wish I could turn into a real giant and take a huge shit on Meadowland Stadium.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1197 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:37:47 PM »

151 points and I still have a QB/WR combo on monday

What's up with the Giants?

Vince Young

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1198 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:47:19 PM »

Dallas Cowboys

Akala · « **Reply #1199 on:** November 08, 2009, 08:47:24 PM »

man, saints sucked today. ugly win.

fantasy decimated. CC beat me twice.

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