Author Topic: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know. (Read 4282 times)

tehjaybo · « **on:** September 10, 2009, 11:40:41 AM »

Tucker Max is a pretty cool guy, eh has sex with lots of chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.

If you don't know who Tucker Max is, you either do not have a penis or you are internet distinguished mentally-challenged.
www.tuckermax.com
www.ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com

The movie is prolly gonna suck, but I've read and re-read this guys book and online postings, so I'm pretty excited to actually meet him ( and probably get made fun of ridiculously).

Anyone else a fan, or has anyone else gone to the premier of his movie? I've heard it's funny, but I've only seen one trailer, and it looked kind of cheesy tbh.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:08:03 PM »

This probably the gayest thing you've ever typed on the Internet.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:19:49 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 11:40:41 AM

Tucker Max is a pretty cool guy, eh has sex with lots of chicks and doesn't afraid of anything.

yaere is th?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:31:08 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 12:08:03 PM

This probably the gayest thing you've ever typed on the Internet.

Another quality thread by me.

Shapow!

Robo · « **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:58:57 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:11:12 PM »

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:30:40 PM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:32:05 PM »

may I touch you

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:37:43 PM »

Yeah, he's pretty much a douche. I'm not sure why tehjaybo is excited. You couldn't pay me to hang out with Tucker Max, even if he was offering free blowjobs and candy.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:38:58 PM »

who the fuck is this guy

i visited his site and still dont know who he is

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:39:42 PM »

I'm not sure that there's much difference between Tucker and Willco though

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 01:39:42 PM

I'm not sure that there's much difference between Tucker and Willco though

This doesn't even work as an insult!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2009, 01:58:09 PM »

There's a movie premiere in KY. What the hell.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:06:29 PM »

More of a statement of fact than an insult.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:06:29 PM

More of a statement of fact than an insult.

But it makes no sense, that's the point. It's just kind of stupid.

I expect better from you. Quit slacking.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:16:15 PM »

For starters, probably more than 100 lbs. And that's just in the testicular region.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM »

Maybe I need to be clear: you're both kind of douchebags. Sure, one's more douchebaggy than the other, but a douchebag none the less.

Does that make it clearer or do I need to serve it to you on a plate for you to understand?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 02:16:15 PM

For starters, probably more than 100 lbs. And that's just in the testicular region.

Maybe age has slowed down Corny a bit, either that or his new scientific career has sapped all his creativity when it comes to putdowns.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:20:13 PM »

There's something about gingers that just makes them socially awkward/inept grouchfaces. I kind of get why they're the most hated minority in the UK, to be honest.

twerd · « **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:21:55 PM »

I met Maddox last week.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM »

What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:26:19 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 02:20:13 PM

There's something about gingers that just makes them socially awkward/inept grouchfaces.

There's also something about people who keep referring to me as being ginger, when I'm not. And give me a fucking break about calling anyone else a socially awkward/inept grouchface! That's as much your schtick as it is mine.

And Willco, I don't know what happened to my putdown cheat sheet. Perhaps you ate it?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:32:14 PM »

Triumph is like Scrooge; lovable in a grumpy grandfather kind of way. He's like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.

Your defining attribute is bitterness, which is not really prevalent in Triumph's schtick. Bitterness is never lovable!

Reb · « **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:26:19 PM

And Willco, I don't know what happened to my putdown cheat sheet. Perhaps you ate it?

Now we're talking!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:36:35 PM »

Yeah, he's beginning to believe.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:43:56 PM »

believe is a lot less annoying now that I know it was stolen from Achewood.

And Willco, the only difference between Triumph and I is that he's on your dick, and I'm not.

twerd · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:45:27 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM

What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.

Yeah, his schtick is fabricated, and he's pretty nerdy. He's a pretty normal, funny guy in real life though. He was cooler than I imagined he'd be, whereas I predict that Tucker Max will just be a less extreme douche than his postings predict.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM »

willco is so fat

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:46:35 PM »

Are you kidding me, Corny?

Triumph gives me shit routinely. I don't think anyone's slagged my tastes on the Interwebs more than him in the past decade.

The only difference is that he's a grumpy, old codger and you're a bitter, old codger.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:47:13 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM

willco is so fat

Does this make your balls wet - Y/N?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #30 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:49:53 PM »

I think what makes you so wonderful is your willingness to argue about fucking everything. You're bitter! He's grumpy! Blah blah fucking blah.

The fact that Triumph is all up on your Facebook just proves how attached to your dick he is.

demi · « **Reply #31 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:47:13 PM

Quote from: demi on September 10, 2009, 02:45:41 PM
willco is so fat

Does this make your balls wet - Y/N?

Do you pass the dollar bill test?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:52:29 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:49:53 PM

I think what makes you so wonderful is your willingness to argue about fucking everything. You're bitter! He's grumpy! Blah blah fucking blah.

The fact that Triumph is all up on your Facebook just proves how attached to your dick he is.

Cheebs is on my Facebook. It is not an exclusive club. If you're butthurt because I never accepted your friend request, you're handling it all wrong!

... oh yes, demi. Oh yes!

demi · « **Reply #33 on:** September 10, 2009, 02:56:59 PM »

yeah right. IM me when you want to get serious.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #34 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:01:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:52:29 PM

Cheebs is on my Facebook. It is not an exclusive club. If you're butthurt because I never accepted your friend request, you're handling it all wrong!

I've never sent you a friend request on Facebook. I'm a "fan" of a bunch of shit, but the only people on my FB are people I know in real life. The only reason I'm bringing it up was because you did.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:04:52 PM »

Look, I'm sorry. Let's bury the hatchet. I'll even let you follow me on Twitter.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM »

Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina.

drew · « **Reply #37 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:19:38 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 02:16:55 PM

Does that make it clearer or do I need to serve it to you on a plate for you to understand?

eb mods need jokes not only served to them on a steamy platter, but also spooned into their mouths

see: the lyte edge

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:20:38 PM »

Ugh, please don't bring your vendettas into a thread, drew.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #39 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:30:05 PM »

I think that it's funny how I make a bad thread, leave for two hours, and come back to see it at almost the second page of replies.

YOU GIVE ME THE POWER.

And I post about things I believe I will enjoy, not things to make people like me on the internets. Other people do this too, it's just not as much fun to tell them they're dumb for enjoying things because they don't respond like I do. It's cool. Either way, I'm still going to see the Tucker Max movie tonight with a bunch of friends, get a free bag of stuff, and have a Q&A with the douchebag himself. That's what I'm going for.

Quote from: Bloodwake on September 10, 2009, 01:58:09 PM

There's a movie premiere in KY. What the hell.

Tucker Max is originally from Kentucky.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #40 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM

Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina.

Maybe you could felch it out for me.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #41 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:37:27 PM »

Ichi included that Beer in Hell book in The Box of Awesome a couple years back. Never read it.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #42 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:45:10 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on September 10, 2009, 03:36:29 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 10, 2009, 03:16:48 PM
Corny we've got to do something about that sand in your vagina.

Maybe you could felch it out for me.

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I had to look up felch.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** September 10, 2009, 03:57:01 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:46:35 PM

Are you kidding me, Corny?

Triumph gives me shit routinely.

Is the shit accumulated as a ring around your cock from him being on your dick all the time?

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I just wanted to join the brawl

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tiesto · « **Reply #44 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Willco on September 10, 2009, 02:23:49 PM

What's he like, twerd?

His schtick looks so fabricated for the Internet - I always imagined he was pretty much a geek in real life.

I'm pretty much sure that every PUA was at one time a geek, or still is, just highly effective at covering it up. (Hell, Roissy frequently makes obscure sci-fi novel/movie references in his posts)

EDIT: Saw you were talking about Maddox, not Tucker Max... but my point still stands.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #45 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:26:55 PM »

This is the type of thing I expect from ferrariman.

muckhole · « **Reply #46 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:33:02 PM »

Someday I will let tehjaybo pay to meet me in real life.

Robo · « **Reply #47 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:38:21 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on September 10, 2009, 03:30:05 PM

Tucker Max is originally from Kentucky.

leper Kentucky-bore, pls

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:49:56 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on September 10, 2009, 04:33:02 PM

Someday I will let tehjaybo pay to meet me in real life.

All you need to do is write a book about your (fake) exploits and let Wilco turn it into a major motion picture. It'll star Nick Frost, Zooey Deschanel, and Demi as himself.

muckhole · « **Reply #49 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:56:48 PM »

"Awash in Filth:Probings of a Muckhole"! How could Willco NOT want to work on this?!

Quote from: Armitage on September 10, 2009, 05:34:30 PM

I dunno, Tucker Max seems like a legitimate douche, not a lovable douche. Apparently everyone on the set of his movie said he was a total asshole.

Maybe tehjabo should seduce him, and then dump his ass to the curb.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #50 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:12:40 PM »

I can go either way on the guy.

He seems to bring out the extremes in people.

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:23:45 PM »

Gayyyyyyyyy!

drew · « **Reply #52 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:26:22 PM »

ok i youtubed this guy and tell me if my consensus is wrong

frat boy jackass wannabe, alcohol loving but no drug taking, normie college boy, womanizing douchebag who had a blog which other frat boyz read and liked

did i get anything wrong? did i miss anything? gavin mcinnes over this guy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:08:18 PM »

You're pretty much spot on.

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I was going to put an insult in there, but I'm kind of off my game tonight.

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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #54 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:13:26 PM »

Quote from: drew on September 10, 2009, 06:26:22 PM

alcohol loving but no drug taking

Yeah, he's definitely one of those

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 10, 2009, 07:08:18 PM

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I was going to put an insult in there, but I'm kind of off my game tonight.
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Something something misuse of consensus something something

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #55 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:10:54 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on September 10, 2009, 08:43:39 PM

Tucker max is the king of the douxhebags. If you like him, consider yourself a douchebag.

I'm confused. Wouldn't that make them a douxhebag?

GilloD · « **Reply #56 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM »

Jesus christ, really? Tucker Max is not a role model. He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted. Dude, is this a serious post? It's beyond gross that anyone would ever be excited his reprhensible hijinks. I'm a hard guy to upset, but "lol the girl was fat but i fucked her and the thre up on her couch" is just. It's socipathic.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #57 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:52:43 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM

He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted.

Explain this. What little I know of him is mostly gleaned from clips of him promoting his book and the single story of his that I read, but this sounds juicier than all that. Unless it's just a general statement regarding his douchiness

GilloD · « **Reply #58 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:59:43 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on September 10, 2009, 11:52:43 PM

Quote from: GilloD on September 10, 2009, 11:41:23 PM
He's a fucking scumbag who should be prosecuted.
Explain this. What little I know of him is mostly gleaned from clips of him promoting his book and the single story of his that I read, but this sounds juicier than all that. Unless it's just a general statement regarding his douchiness

I;ll try and dig up some specific examples, but an more than one of his stories goes: "We got really drunk and she passed out and I fucked her", which is rape, or it was last time I checked. I'm not gonna go Googling his work my work PC, but I'll check it out when I get home. Gawker had some good scoops: http://gawker.com/search/tucker%20max/

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #59 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:17:16 AM »

The review of his movie was pretty good

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Author Topic: I will be meeting Tucker Max tonight, and thought everyone should know. (Read 4282 times)