Author Topic: How long did it take you to start making off-color remarks about Sept. 11th? (Read 10794 times)

Fragamemnon · « **on:** September 11, 2009, 01:58:48 PM »

Every forum I know has an inane Sept. 11th thread, so I figured I'd make one here with a bit of Bore zing.

For me, I was making jokes with a kitchen lighter and those tower-like bags of saltines two days later.

So EB, when did your depraved sense of humor begin to come to grasp and help you cope with the events of 9/11?

Bocsius · « **Reply #1 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:07:18 PM »

Uh, forever.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:08:19 PM »

I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(

cool breeze · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:12:39 PM »

um, I don't really have a reason to on a regular basis, but I guess when that movie about the crashed flight came out. Flight ### or something. That was more just joking about the movie than anything else.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:13:48 PM »

My sense of humor is even blacker than I thought . $:-\$

Bocsius · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:16:02 PM »

De-icon, leper

cool breeze · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:16:33 PM »

If it makes you feel better, I had friends who would fly the passenger plane from San Andreas into tall buildings while pretending to speak Arabic. But that was 2004 or 05.

It was doubly awkward because of the act itself and I'm Persian (close enough...yeah)

Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:19:08 PM »

The day after, but I'm not American so I don't know if it counts.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:20:23 PM »

Yeah I wanted to emphasize that it was my way of coping with the events. There was no malice or mean-spiritedness involved, but it was sort of helpful for me to deal with the whole tragedy thing. My roommate at the time was horrified but saw where I was coming from (as he knew me well).

Edit: Didn't realize that it was an still such an open wound. My apologies for being insensitive.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:23:49 PM »

:'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:24:00 PM »

oops

where is delete post

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:31:40 PM »

We were suppose to wait before making off-colour remarks? oops.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:35:28 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 02:08:19 PM

I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(

Same. If anything comes on TV about it, I change the channel.
Although I did smirk at the Hulk Hogan version for some reason.

ManaByte · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:37:52 PM »

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Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.

"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"

The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
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"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."

Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."

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Robo · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:37:57 PM »

It's difficult to avoid laughing at the Hulk Hogan thing. I think that was the very first time I enjoyed an off-color Sept. 11th joke. Can't say I've laughed at many after -- not necessarily because it's a sensitive subject, but because they're not funny.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:40:21 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on September 11, 2009, 02:37:57 PM

It's difficult to avoid laughing at the Hulk Hogan thing. I think that was the very first time I enjoyed an off-color Sept. 11th joke. Can't say I've laughed at many after -- not necessarily because it's a sensitive subject, but because they're not funny.

I can agree with this.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:44:33 PM »

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For me, it was probably a couple days, but as others have noted it was done in a manner to cope with the attacks. On the purely intellectual level, I had known for years that it was just a matter of time before something like this happened as a result of our meddlesome foreign policy, but I had always expected it to be a bomb in a subway or something like that. Flying planes into buildings was pretty shocking, which is why I'm sure they did that as opposed to strapping bombs to themselves and then going to a mall or something.

It was probably a couple of years before I started making fun of people who were obviously using 9/11 to achieve some end, whether monetary or political. These days "remember 9/11!" is kind of a punch line that me and a couple friends say to each other whenever someone says something stupid and hides behind patriotism to do it.

drew · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:47:15 PM »

uh i dont think i ever have

rodi · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:54:23 PM »

I didn't until I was forced to attend a bonfire while they played Gladiator theme songs in the background. I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the army's take on tacky.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:58:45 PM »

Might as well post it

Beezy · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 02:08:19 PM

I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(

Same here. I don't tear up, but I don't like thinking about it. NYC wasn't the same for a few days.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:04:21 PM »

Same here, Borys. Same here.

drew · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:08:24 PM »

yeah that is pretty fucking funny, but i cant remember a time when i myself ever made a joke

Tieno · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:10:29 PM »

Don't know, but pretty fast. One of the first jokes I really remember because it was so damn funny at the time was when someone mockingly said she wouldn't let her twins stand next to each other out of respect for what happened on september the 11th. It was in an online petition protesting the title Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers and the accompanying poster.

ManaByte · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »

Good thing they changed it to The Two Towers, eh?

Tieno · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:12:30 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on September 11, 2009, 03:11:45 PM

Good thing they changed it to The Two Towers, eh?

typo

Reb · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:23:11 PM »

I don´t make jokes.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:24:36 PM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on September 11, 2009, 02:20:23 PM

Yeah I wanted to emphasize that it was my way of coping with the events. There was no malice or mean-spiritedness involved, but it was sort of helpful for me to deal with the whole tragedy thing. My roommate at the time was horrified but saw where I was coming from (as he knew me well).

Edit: Didn't realize that it was an still such an open wound. My apologies for being insensitive.

No need dude, I saw where you said as a coping mechanism.

Quote from: Beezy on September 11, 2009, 02:59:03 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 02:08:19 PM
I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(
Same here. I don't tear up, but I don't like thinking about it. NYC wasn't the same for a few days.

Whateva son, even gangstas gotta cry sometimes.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:39:52 PM »

i went downtown for halloween with a bunch of people that year, and the club we went to had a costume contest

this couple walked onto the stage dressed as, no lie, the twin towers, with little flags all around

they were booed off the stage

everyone else i was with seemed righteously offended at the crass attempt to win "bags of schwag" off the tragedy - but i found myself laughing at the thought that this couple was so goddamned stupid it hadn't even occurred to them once while making the costumes (and they were fairly elaborate) that this was probably a bad idea

jiji · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:51:51 PM »

I never have. My sense of humor doesn't really run that way.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:17:54 PM »

The day it happened.

As a 15 year old teenager I was just so damn happy it let me out of band practice.

drew · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:22:13 PM »

as half a thousand people were trapped over a 5 story wide fireball and dozens of people were jumping to their deaths and having their faces melted off in trapped elevators, if they only knew that some selfish band geek somewhere was thinking "yes i got out of band nerd practice YES"

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:23:15 PM »

Quote from: drew on September 11, 2009, 04:22:13 PM

as half a thousand people were trapped over a 5 story wide fireball and dozens of people were jumping to their deaths and having their faces melted off in trapped elevators, if they only knew that some selfish band geek somewhere was thinking "yes i got out of band nerd practice YES"

And then I went to Mupepe's and we played dreamcast the rest of the afternoon.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:28:38 PM »

That day is kind of anniversary for a family tragedy, in addition to September 11th, so we don't talk about it much.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:30:47 PM »

I don't have empathy for people I don't know personally, so a few minutes.

Himu · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:31:04 PM »

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I never really made jokes about 9/11, but as a naive little teenager, for some reason I thought the US would find out who it was and capture them, I didn't expect us to go to war or anything.

The only thing I've ever found funny about 9/11 is that Hulk photoshop, which is absolutely hilarious.

I'm a very patriotic guy, so I never found a direct assault on my country funny. I was naive to think we wouldn't go to war, though. That said, I was NEVER sympathetic towards to those that died. It's hard for me to ever feel the least bit of emotion for someone I didn't know who died.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:33:04 PM »

I remember in grade 10 (2003?) a LA teacher of mine discussing how we don't really care for the victims of tragedies (we were talking about 911 in particular) but instead have a certain fascination with death. I remember it being a rather good discussion.

Himu · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:35:22 PM »

I thought the hold hands thing after 9/11 was distinguished mentally-challenged. The songs, the singing, the hand holding. I guess I'd be more into that if I actually lived in NYC at the time.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2009, 04:35:22 PM

I thought the hold hands thing after 9/11 was distinguished mentally-challenged. The songs, the singing, the hand holding. I guess I'd be more into that if I actually lived in NYC at the time.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:46:32 PM »

I don't make fun of the event itself, but I always say shit like:
"Let me get a bite of that"
"Naw man I'm starving and that's gross"
"I can't believe you'd turn me down on the 8th year and 5 month anniversary of 9/11."

just making fun of the way people ran with it to further their own causes. but that's only on the internet and with friends who I know will get that I'm not belittling the event.

It's like aids and the holocaust/hitler jokes...it's not undermining the event, instead, the humor comes from the irony. I guess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:47:03 PM »

Nothing funny about it. Anyway in terms of what I was doing on that day..

I was homeschooled at the time; I had just finished studying and decided to take a break, turning the tv on. The first plane had already hit, and I assumed it was a horrible accident. Then the second plane hit. It took me awhile to realize what I had just seen, then I remembered my mom was in Chicago visiting relatives. She had told us she was going to go to the Willis Building there, and I remember getting scared as shit wondering if that build was going to be attacked as well

Himu · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:52:23 PM »

You used to live in NYC?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:53:53 PM »

I saw it on....AOL.

I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.

Himu · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 11, 2009, 04:53:53 PM

I saw it on....AOL. I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.

$:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:54:49 PM »

Move to America, Jin.

drew · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:55:21 PM »

KILL YOUR PARENTS GET HIGH ON DRUGS

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2009, 04:54:22 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 11, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
I saw it on....AOL. I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.

$:-\$

was it the AOL part?

or the laughing...the latter was honest disbelief "this can't be happening" kind of laughter. He pulled himself together when he realized his mom might be in the area.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:21:50 PM »

I don't usually joke about 9/11 but I remember the first time being able to laugh about it was when I read The Onion's take on the event a day or two after. Some pretty funny stuff.

drew · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:35:59 PM »

i was a freshman in highschool and in 2nd period french class, the principal came over the pa and told everyone to turn on the tv, both of the buildings were already burning and collapsed 10 minutes later,my teacher was shocked when it happened, i had no idea what i was watching because i didnt even know the buildings existed until that day

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:42:45 PM »

Count me in the "laughter as a coping mechanism" camp. To this day I still feel bad for laughing at the image of one of the teachers wearing an Uncle Sam hat, waving a giant flag, and bawling like a giant baby as they blared PROUD TEH BE AN AMERICAN through the speakers. Then again, I was pretty young, and this guy was the biggest asshole of a teacher I've ever encountered.

I think I was legitimately terrified of any planes flying overhead for a while, though.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on September 11, 2009, 02:44:33 PM

These days "remember 9/11!" is kind of a punch line that me and a couple friends say to each other whenever someone says something stupid and hides behind patriotism to do it.

I nearly rolled my eyes out of my head when I went to ninjavideo last night and saw that one of the distinguished mentally-challenged mods had posted a rambling, preachy livejournal about the event and included with it a myriad of 9/11-related movies

drew · « **Reply #50 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:52:40 PM »

yeah ive been watching some of those, 102 minutes that changed america is good but i cant get part 2 to work, phone calls from the towers was disappointing, im surprised she put up conspiracy theory movies though

Himu · « **Reply #51 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 11, 2009, 05:01:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on September 11, 2009, 04:54:22 PM
Quote from: Kranz Fafka on September 11, 2009, 04:53:53 PM
I saw it on....AOL. I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.

$:-\$

was it the AOL part? or the laughing...the latter was honest disbelief "this can't be happening" kind of laughter. He pulled himself together when he realized his mom might be in the area.

The laughing part.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #52 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:02:05 PM »

It's such a site to see so many people proudly waving their American flags that were made in China.

Diunx · « **Reply #53 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:11:47 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 03:24:36 PM

Whateva son, even gangstas gotta cry sometimes.

9/11 comics

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:12:15 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #55 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on September 11, 2009, 06:11:47 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on September 11, 2009, 03:24:36 PM
Whateva son, even gangstas gotta cry sometimes.

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9/11 comics

DOCTOR DOOM? REALLY?

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Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:19:07 PM »

that is AMAZING every time i see it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #57 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:19:36 PM »

I don't remember making any specific jokes that but one of my Iranian friends had a birthday on September 11 and a few days later, he and some other friends went into a Starbucks wearing Arab headdresses, making everybody walked out. I thought that was one of the funniest things ever, mostly because they didn't think it would be so insulting (I don't know to who it is actually insulting but apparently it was offensive).

Oh and off-topic but I was much more angry about the general change in attitude/armchair patriotism everybody seemed to be feeling. That was a much longer "tragedy" though.

Himu · « **Reply #58 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:22:06 PM »

Were you and your friends actually expecting to go out in public on 9/11 wearing arabic head-dresses (turbans) and NOT cause a scene?

drew · « **Reply #59 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:23:16 PM »

go wash your ass crack with a flower sprinkler

THESE COLORS DONT RUN (except when you cry on them)

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Author Topic: How long did it take you to start making off-color remarks about Sept. 11th? (Read 10794 times)