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rodi

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How pathetic am I?
« on: September 12, 2009, 04:46:21 PM »
I'm helping someone I like very much get back together with her useless cheater of a boyfriend just because I have low self-esteem and am in denial that I might - just might - like this person more than a friend. Pretty pathetic, and doing nothing for my submarine drawings I keep hidden in my desk at work...

I'm doomed to the friend zone.  :(

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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 04:47:09 PM »
Does she know you're a lesbian?
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2009, 04:49:16 PM »
Yes. Wow, people remember that?  :lol

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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2009, 04:49:42 PM »
 :-\ and I always thought homosexuals had it so easy. 

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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2009, 04:50:56 PM »
Yes. Wow, people remember that?  :lol

Need to keep track of every female on the internet.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 04:53:42 PM »
:-\ and I always thought homosexuals had it so easy. 

Not so, two vagina's = twice the headache!

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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2009, 04:54:05 PM »
Just fucking go for it. You've got nothing to lose! Only got one life to live. Just get across how you feel as clearly as possible. Don't be critical, just offer your personal side of what's going on in the nicest way possible. Nobody should feel they're stuck in the friend zone.

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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2009, 04:54:54 PM »
Rodi, just go buy a nice veiny dildo and have one night to yourself. You will get over her.
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Re: How pathetic am I?
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2009, 04:54:59 PM »
What's that with the submarine drawings? Is that lesbian slang?
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2009, 04:56:15 PM »
Yes. Wow, people remember that?  :lol

:lol I'm sorry but I don't encounter homosexuals much in real life so whenever someone says they're gay online, I file them in "okay that person is homosexual" folder in my brain. Kinda like how I file what race everyone is.

 :'( :'( :'(
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2009, 04:57:05 PM »
What's that with the submarine drawings? Is that lesbian slang?

submarine dildo drawings
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2009, 04:57:06 PM »
What's that with the submarine drawings? Is that lesbian slang?

She longs for metal penile shaped devices that submerge into wet darkness.     

edit:  one second himu!

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2009, 04:57:19 PM »
What's that with the submarine drawings? Is that lesbian slang?

No, they're real drawings of submarines I doodle for fun. But seeing as how I'm prone to denial, I just might have unconscious reasons for drawing submarines, of all things.

Rodi, just go buy a nice veiny dildo and have one night to yourself. You will get over her.

Impossible here. Can't get them shipped and I don't trust the local merchants (hygiene issues, me thinks).  ;)

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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2009, 04:57:53 PM »
Submarines are cool.

You in the army, marines, navy? What are you rodi?
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2009, 04:58:48 PM »
What's that with the submarine drawings? Is that lesbian slang?

She longs for metal penile shaped devices that submerge into wet darkness.     

edit:  one second himu!

This is quite possibly the most genius diagnosis I've ever heard. Why aren't you Dr. Mike?

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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2009, 04:58:52 PM »
Yes. Wow, people remember that?  :lol

Ya, why wouldn't we?

In fact, all I know about you is:
-CrystalGemini's sister
-Military police
-lesbian

Just like all I remember about Himu is:
-is black
-converted to Islam
-has truth-telling issues
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2009, 05:00:05 PM »
Submarines are cool.

You in the army, marines, navy? What are you rodi?

Army. Boogie knows.

Yes. Wow, people remember that?  :lol

Ya, why wouldn't we?

In fact, all I know about you is:
-CrystalGemini's sister
-Military police
-lesbian

Just like all I remember about Himu is:
-is black
-converted to Islam
-has truth-telling issues

 :lol ...  :-\

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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2009, 05:02:56 PM »
What was army training like?
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Raban

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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2009, 05:03:32 PM »
JUST TELL HER WHAT'S UP. Didn't you ever read 'What If...?' If Tony Stark had just told Cap how he really felt, he'd still be alive and the world of comic books would be beautiful and prosperous. Don't let yourself miss an opportunity like this!

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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »
What was army training like?

It's all sunshine and lollipops.
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2009, 05:06:47 PM »
Buy a crest vibrating toothbrush instead, Rodi. Modify as necessary.
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2009, 05:07:20 PM »
What was army training like?

Pretty fun. It was the real army afterwards that was pretty tiring and depressing, lol.

JUST TELL HER WHAT'S UP. Didn't you ever read 'What If...?' If Tony Stark had just told Cap how he really felt, he'd still be alive and the world of comic books would be beautiful and prosperous. Don't let yourself miss an opportunity like this!

She's not gay, and I doubt she'd give me a second glance as anything more than a friend. She's got a stalker list, like, this long.

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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2009, 05:08:07 PM »
What type of training do they give you in the army? Is it in any way different or similar to the marines' training? I know the Navy and apparently the AF training is...quite not as extensive as the Marines', but I know shit about the army.
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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2009, 05:13:01 PM »
What type of training do they give you in the army? Is it in any way different or similar to the marines' training? I know the Navy and apparently the AF training is...quite not as extensive as the Marines', but I know shit about the army.

Well, you'll have your fair share of shooting, blowing things up (my company got to do claymores), driving around recklessly in all terrain, and there's always the more dreadful aspects like: inspections, waking up at four in the morning, guard duty, drill sergeants. Not as hardcore as the marines, but definitely more straining than the AF or the Navy.

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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2009, 05:13:51 PM »
Buy a crest vibrating toothbrush instead, Rodi. Modify as necessary.

That's actually a good idea.  :-*

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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 05:16:49 PM »
People always gloss over stuff like inspections and guard duty when talking about Navy and AF boot camps. They make AF and Navy boot camps sound like fun and games!

Apparently in the Navy you have gun training but you pick it up like...once in your entire time at camp.
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« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 05:19:00 PM »
I'm not going to lie. It's generally accepted in the military that AF and Navy personnel have it easy, and they know it too. Especially the ones that swagger around here on base.  >:(

I don't know why I posted my teenage problems here. lol, I need to go home for R&R and it can't come fast enough - this place is depressing.

Himu

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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 05:22:05 PM »
So does anyone in your regiment know you're a lesbian?

It must be tough to really be gay but also in the military due to their "don't ask, don't tell" rule; it's like one big way to say,"Don't be yourself." Have you experienced much sexism while in the army? Do you have to use a front? Like,"Yeah, I have a boyfriend back home." and stuff?

And yeah, the Navy and AF training seems to be peanuts compared to Marines and Army. I hope by the time I join it's more tough, but that'd probably scare away prospects interested due to the educational services.
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 05:23:42 PM by Himuro »
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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 05:27:46 PM »
I have a circle of friends that I told, and I even had a girlfriend that was in the same company as me (and that was a bad idea). No one seems bothered by it, because I don't act it, nor do I bring it up constantly. I keep that info private and people seem to appreciate that, besides I'm not the type to advocate for gay rights right now. I don't experience much sexism, because I've made an effort to "tough it out" with everyone else in my platoon. Helps to have an inappropriate sense of humor too, so much so that I've become "one of the guys".

There's a lot of girls that pass themselves around in the military, and they are normally the ones that cry wolf for whatever reason. Not always the case, but most often than not.

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« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 05:31:53 PM »
Awesome.

It's just I've read so much from various tales of girls in the military who experience sexism. Like guys will say stuff like,"Girls are trash. Hahahaha" and remember that one of the people in the room is a girl. "Oh, not you! You're different" :lol

There's also the apparent problem that because there's so few women, every one is considered a sex symbol by the males. :lol
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 05:34:23 PM by Himuro »
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« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2009, 05:34:56 PM »
Yeah, there's a lot of that, but these guys need a way to bond and the best way is girl bashing (you'd be shocked how bitchy some army wives / girlfriends are) - and being a lesbian, I can make some fairly convincing anti-girl jokes. :D

edit: Yup. The original subject of this topic has about twelve stalkers on this one base alone that all won't leave her alone. It's quite funny, but at the same time quite disturbing.  :lol

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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2009, 05:35:04 PM »
Rodi, I think an army gangbang would be extremely hot. Do you think so?
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« Reply #32 on: September 12, 2009, 05:36:42 PM »
Probably, if everyone in the gangbang would submit to STD and HIV testing beforehand. Like the plague in the army, you know.

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« Reply #33 on: September 12, 2009, 05:36:44 PM »
lol smh Demi

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« Reply #34 on: September 12, 2009, 05:37:47 PM »
12 stalkers on base? :rofl

Are you one of these? Does she have a nice ass?
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« Reply #35 on: September 12, 2009, 05:39:16 PM »
Probably, if everyone in the gangbang would submit to STD and HIV testing beforehand. Like the plague in the army, you know.

I think putting your life on the line is a huge thrill, to be honest.
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« Reply #36 on: September 12, 2009, 05:40:07 PM »
Rodi, are there any guys like my avatar on base? Have you ever thought about switching sides for one day with them?
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« Reply #37 on: September 12, 2009, 05:40:33 PM »
12 stalkers on base? :rofl

Are you one of these? Does she have a nice ass?

12 of them, and they're all extremely obvious.  :lol

I try not to notice, but yes, she has an nice ass.  ;)

Rodi, are there any guys like my avatar on base? Have you ever thought about switching sides for one day with them?

Oh yes, with a chance with that man hunk of an avatar? In a flash I'd be in bed with him.  :P

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« Reply #38 on: September 12, 2009, 05:40:59 PM »
So where are you currently stationed, rodi? Get the opportunity to travel a lot?

Aside from the fact the navy will help pay my college bills, the travel aspect is a big turn on for me.
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« Reply #39 on: September 12, 2009, 05:43:33 PM »
Rodi, are there any guys like my avatar on base? Have you ever thought about switching sides for one day with them?

Oh yes, with a chance with that man hunk of an avatar? In a flash I'd be in bed with him.  :P

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« Reply #40 on: September 12, 2009, 05:43:44 PM »
So where are you currently stationed, rodi? Get the opportunity to travel a lot?

Aside from the fact the navy will help pay my college bills, the travel aspect is a big turn on for me.

I'm in Iraq right now. lol, not the best travel destination - no matter how you try to put it! If travel is a big thing for you, I would suggest the Navy or the AF. They have bases everywhere, and are normally lax enough to give you time to enjoy them. Believe me, I like where I am no with little to regret, but if there is one thing I could change - I would have joined the Navy or the AF.

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See, she agrees with me.

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« Reply #41 on: September 12, 2009, 05:44:03 PM »
Look at that manly chest. LOOK AT THAT.
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« Reply #42 on: September 12, 2009, 05:45:11 PM »
So where are you currently stationed, rodi? Get the opportunity to travel a lot?

Aside from the fact the navy will help pay my college bills, the travel aspect is a big turn on for me.

I'm in Iraq right now. lol, not the best travel destination - no matter how you try to put it! If travel is a big thing for you, I would suggest the Navy or the AF. They have bases everywhere, and are normally lax enough to give you time to enjoy them. Believe me, I like where I am no with little to regret, but if there is one thing I could change - I would have joined the Navy or the AF.

My friend who was stationed in Turkey is now being stationed in the UK of all places. :lol Of course, he's in the AF.

How long have you been deployed in Iraq, rodi?
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« Reply #43 on: September 12, 2009, 05:46:06 PM »
Hold up a boombox over your head outside her army issued tent. The track choice is up to you but I suggest "Crowded House - Don't Dream its Over"
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« Reply #44 on: September 12, 2009, 05:46:27 PM »
My friend who was stationed in Turkey is now being stationed in the UK of all places. :lol Of course, he's in the AF.

How long have you been deployed in Iraq, rodi?

Man, I would kill to be stationed in the UK. I could visit the actual locations of the book series Harry Potter!

edit: About six months.

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« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2009, 05:47:24 PM »
I'm sure rodi get a lot of action from the locals. Do you think hijab is hot, rodi?

My friend who was stationed in Turkey is now being stationed in the UK of all places. :lol Of course, he's in the AF.

How long have you been deployed in Iraq, rodi?

Man, I would kill to be stationed in the UK. I could visit the actual locations of the book series Harry Potter!

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« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2009, 05:48:46 PM »
I'm sure rodi get a lot of action from the locals. Do you think hijab is hot, rodi?

Ugh, no! But the local food (while we were allowed to have it) was delicious!  :D

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« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2009, 06:21:17 PM »

:lol I'm sorry but I don't encounter homosexuals much in real life

 :'( :'( :'(

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« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2009, 06:22:33 PM »
Oh, rodi. :wag
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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2009, 06:33:16 PM »

:lol I'm sorry but I don't encounter homosexuals much in real life

 :'( :'( :'(

 :teehee

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« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2009, 06:47:30 PM »
this thread is making me moist
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« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2009, 06:49:33 PM »
I didn't even think about hot rodi on local Iraqi action.
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« Reply #53 on: September 13, 2009, 03:01:04 PM »
Keeping her with a bad bf is not being a friend to her. Might be some guilt involved in saying she's hurting herself, since you have personal interest in her being single(for even the slightest chance), but if it really is a bad relationship then she shouldn't keep it up for protection(IE I am surrounded by stalkers so I need an official douchey BF as protection).

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« Reply #54 on: September 13, 2009, 04:22:03 PM »
Keeping her with a bad bf is not being a friend to her. Might be some guilt involved in saying she's hurting herself, since you have personal interest in her being single(for even the slightest chance), but if it really is a bad relationship then she shouldn't keep it up for protection(IE I am surrounded by stalkers so I need an official douchey BF as protection).

I know. She made the decision to dump him in the end after about three people (myself included) told her he was probably "playing his game" with her.

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« Reply #55 on: September 13, 2009, 04:25:17 PM »
rodi keepin it real