Remakes of The Goonies, Jaws and Labyrinth can't be far behind at this point.
The Goonies and Labyrinth don't have the brand strength to make a remake worth the financial gamble. Jaws makes so much money as a catalog title that it might be foolish to jeopardize that cash flow for a crappy reboot.
... my issue is why remake these horror films? They're all pretty good, and all of the Platinum Dunes remakes feel like they've been pumped out of a music video factory.
The original films looked visually raw (albeit mostly due to the low budget), whereas the remakes suffer from this slick sheen of polish that undermines the horror. I don't feel scared, I feel like I should be bracing for a wicked guitar solo.
I'm stealing this line
Also dudes, how come the creators of these reboots feel the need to flesh out ridiculous origin stories for the villains. For we got what seemed like an hour of Lil Michael Myers, now I'm guessing we're gonna witness middle age Freddy's sad obsession, the woman that loves him begging for his life, and his brutal murder. I almost feel like shedding a tear - oh wait, he's a pedophile.
The 80s were content to give up a blip of origin and get to the killin
"alright, this dude kills his sister on Halloween. Then goes to a mental hospital and becomes a killer"
"this pedo gets burned alive and then haunts teen dreamz"
"this dude use to be an angel right, now he's a sadomasochistic genie in a box"
"lol check this out, this guy drowns in a lake and his mom goes crazy lol"
that's all the origin i need god dammit