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« Reply #540 on: December 21, 2009, 12:14:36 PM »
The Japanese box art is so much better it's ridiculous.
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« Reply #541 on: December 21, 2009, 12:29:58 PM »
I can't decide which version to get 360 or PS3. Does this game have online?
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« Reply #542 on: December 21, 2009, 12:32:55 PM »
Yeah man
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« Reply #543 on: December 21, 2009, 12:34:01 PM »
I can't decide which version to get 360 or PS3. Does this game have online?

The 360 version is objectively superior and the only online mode is leaderboards afaik.

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« Reply #544 on: December 21, 2009, 12:37:16 PM »
Is the 360 demo up in the US or is it PS3 only? I'm just worried about the controller.
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« Reply #545 on: December 21, 2009, 12:40:12 PM »
360 demo is up, and it controls fine with that system's controller.

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« Reply #546 on: December 21, 2009, 12:40:38 PM »
After finishing the X360 version, I downloaded the Ps3 demo. Just to see if people are right over the graphical/performance differences between both versions.

Seems they are right. Ps3 demo ran and looked like shit compared to the X360 version.

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« Reply #547 on: December 21, 2009, 12:48:58 PM »
360 demo is up, and it controls fine with that system's controller.

I know it controls fine but my personal preference is a PS3 controller, that's what I meant. I wanted to see if I could handle the controller.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #548 on: December 21, 2009, 05:51:28 PM »
I can't decide which version to get 360 or PS3. Does this game have online?

you have got be to be fucking kidding

please be kidding

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #549 on: December 21, 2009, 06:04:57 PM »
I can't decide which version to get 360 or PS3. Does this game have online?

there is online with the usual dm, tdm, ctf, etc.

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #550 on: December 21, 2009, 06:05:48 PM »
dont forget big team battle

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« Reply #551 on: December 21, 2009, 06:08:26 PM »

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« Reply #552 on: December 21, 2009, 06:11:10 PM »
http://kotaku.com/5431555/bayonetta-sneaks-out-early-at-retail-for-some

Some places are selling it early. :o :o :o


fuck.  this is the kind of thing that'll make me drive all around town like a fucking idiot, only to come up empty handed, but at least happy that I tried.

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #553 on: December 21, 2009, 06:15:25 PM »
I want this now. If anyone hears about it being sold early in NYC, let me know.

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« Reply #554 on: December 21, 2009, 07:05:43 PM »
Wish I lived near a mom and pop store :(
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« Reply #555 on: December 21, 2009, 07:21:44 PM »
Beat the game today. GOTY 2009 confirmed.
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« Reply #556 on: December 21, 2009, 07:22:52 PM »
you misspelled 2010

Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #557 on: December 21, 2009, 07:30:08 PM »
you misspelled 2010

Dirty poors play it in 2010. Everyone else played it in 2009.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #558 on: December 21, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »
you misspelled 2010

Dirty poors play it in 2010. Everyone else played it in 2009.

You didnt even buy your copy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Go lie down...
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #559 on: December 21, 2009, 07:39:26 PM »
you misspelled 2010

Dirty poors play it in 2010. Everyone else played it in 2009.

You didnt even buy your copy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. Go lie down...

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #560 on: December 21, 2009, 07:50:26 PM »
 :lol

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« Reply #561 on: December 21, 2009, 09:30:29 PM »


Hmmmm.  I wonder how accurate this is.  I'd have to drive 50 miles to the closest Best Buy, but it would be worth it.

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« Reply #562 on: December 21, 2009, 09:39:35 PM »
Hmm it says the stores here have it too. Will check tomorrow.
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« Reply #563 on: December 21, 2009, 09:49:48 PM »
I think it's inaccurate...been tricked many times by it.  like 10 minutes ago, for example.  If I don't get the "order is ready" email in an hour, I'll cancel it.

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #564 on: December 21, 2009, 10:28:39 PM »
The site shows my Best Buy has it in stock as well... they also have Final Fatasy XIII, Splinter Cell Conviction and Lost Planet 2. I'm pretty sure that's just showing it's available for preorder at those store. They might still have it anyway though, who knows.
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« Reply #565 on: December 21, 2009, 10:36:34 PM »
just picked up bayonetta, FFXIII, Splinter Cell: Conviction at my local best buy.  not sure what to play first.  passed on Lost Planet 2 and pissed on copies of every PS3 exclusive coming out next year.

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« Reply #566 on: December 21, 2009, 11:08:16 PM »
I picked up SC:C too, this game is shit, no wonder it's 360 exclusive, it can't even run past 20fps on that inferior hardware.
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« Reply #567 on: December 21, 2009, 11:14:09 PM »
Hey, yeah...several stores in Atlanta near me have it.  Of course I got the import, but I'm telling my friends about this immediately. 
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« Reply #568 on: December 21, 2009, 11:17:38 PM »
I picked up SC:C too, this game is shit, no wonder it's 360 exclusive, it can't even run past 20fps on that inferior hardware.


you would take troll bait about games that aren't even out yet

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #569 on: December 21, 2009, 11:20:19 PM »
For a second there I believed you about Lost Planet 2 and SC: C...especially since Bestbuy.com shows them "in stock" at their stores.   :lol

But that also means there's no telling which of these BBs might actually have Bayonetta.   :-\
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« Reply #570 on: December 21, 2009, 11:31:03 PM »
I picked up SC:C too, this game is shit, no wonder it's 360 exclusive, it can't even run past 20fps on that inferior hardware.


you would take troll bait about games that aren't even out yet
I was just having some Evilborian fun.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #571 on: December 22, 2009, 01:22:10 AM »
several stores in Atlanta near me have it. 

wat

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #572 on: December 22, 2009, 02:07:22 AM »
several stores in Atlanta near me have it. 

wat

You know...stores in the Atlanta area...near me.  But now I have no idea, since the Best Buy website seems to show that they have any upcoming game "in stock."
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #574 on: December 22, 2009, 10:52:21 AM »
edit: beaten.

8.2 on PS3 since this isn't GAF.   :P
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« Reply #575 on: December 22, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »
I guess Sony fans can replay Uncharted 2 for the 5th time instead of getting their cheeseburger surprise on. :teehee

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« Reply #576 on: December 22, 2009, 10:59:18 AM »
will wait for pc version.

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« Reply #577 on: December 22, 2009, 11:08:21 AM »
edit: beaten.

8.2 on PS3 since this isn't GAF.   :P

here on EB we deduct 2 points from all ps3 game reviews.

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #578 on: December 22, 2009, 11:08:43 AM »
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« Reply #579 on: December 22, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »
Ugh this will be the first xbox 360 non music game I pick up since L4D1 last year.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #580 on: December 22, 2009, 01:34:42 PM »
So Gameinformer is giving both versions the same score? (9)

And Gaymsradar is such a shitty site now. I've being attacked by its pop ups like crazy.
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« Reply #581 on: December 22, 2009, 08:49:50 PM »
Sprsk is still holding on to the hope that the PS3 version is somehow getting fixed.

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« Reply #582 on: December 22, 2009, 08:52:31 PM »
Sprsk is still holding on to the hope that the PS3 version is somehow getting fixed.
:lol
Apparently the Sony ninjas were on the scene :teehee

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« Reply #583 on: December 22, 2009, 09:05:19 PM »
Sprsk is still holding on to the hope that the PS3 version is somehow getting fixed.

What the fuck?  The game has been out for a couple of months now.  What is wrong with him and the other posters who keep holding out for this reason?  Just buy the 360 version; jesus fuck why is THE CONTROLLER such a big deal to people? 
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #584 on: December 22, 2009, 09:11:55 PM »
Because it's big and bloated to some?
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« Reply #585 on: December 22, 2009, 09:27:49 PM »
Because it's big and bloated to some?

Honey, I know what big and bloated is.
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« Reply #586 on: December 22, 2009, 09:32:43 PM »
Because it's big and bloated to some?

That's not even the reason usually given.  The 360 pad isn't even oversized like the original Xbox controllers were.  Its problem is its dpad, but that doesn't matter for Bayonetta.  This is a game where one version is clearly superior to the other.  You cannot argue otherwise.  These guys with both systems whining and bitching over the PS3 version are distinguished mentally-challenged.  Buy it for the 360, love the shit out of it, and forget about the PS3 fuck-up.  Or buy the inferior version, deal with the shittier frame rate and ugly graphics.  Just shut the fuck up about it already.  That GAF thread is so tired and stupid I haven't bothered reading it for a week.  Keeps going in circles.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #587 on: December 22, 2009, 09:56:20 PM »
Sprsk is still holding on to the hope that the PS3 version is somehow getting fixed.
:lol
Apparently the Sony ninjas were on the scene :teehee

Yea to ensure it commits seppuku

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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #588 on: December 23, 2009, 01:56:15 AM »
Because it's big and bloated to some?

That's not even the reason usually given.  The 360 pad isn't even oversized like the original Xbox controllers were.  Its problem is its dpad, but that doesn't matter for Bayonetta.  This is a game where one version is clearly superior to the other.  You cannot argue otherwise.  These guys with both systems whining and bitching over the PS3 version are distinguished mentally-challenged.  Buy it for the 360, love the shit out of it, and forget about the PS3 fuck-up.  Or buy the inferior version, deal with the shittier frame rate and ugly graphics.  Just shut the fuck up about it already.  That GAF thread is so tired and stupid I haven't bothered reading it for a week.  Keeps going in circles.
Yeah, that's not arguing, it's an emotional appeal; at which point, it becomes a fallacy. Or in GAF's case, a phallacy.

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« Reply #589 on: December 23, 2009, 02:19:14 AM »
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These guys with both systems whining and bitching over the PS3 version are distinguished mentally-challenged.

"First let me say that i am not a fanboy,i own both systems".......:lol

Yes you are.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #590 on: December 23, 2009, 05:56:16 PM »
So I finished the game on normal.  Regarding some of the achievements, can I get them on easy and still have them count.  There's a few that seem like they'd be kind of a pain in the ass on normal but would probably be fairly easy to do on easy.

One of the things I haven't been able to do is find all the umbran tears of blood...I've only spotted about 19 crows throughout the whole game.  The other 30 or so must be damn well hidden.
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« Reply #591 on: December 24, 2009, 12:25:50 AM »
So I finished the game on normal.  Regarding some of the achievements, can I get them on easy and still have them count.  There's a few that seem like they'd be kind of a pain in the ass on normal but would probably be fairly easy to do on easy.

Unless they're ones that state a specific difficulty, I don't see why you can't get them on easy.
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« Reply #592 on: December 24, 2009, 01:42:17 AM »
Sweet, going to try a few of those today, then.
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« Reply #593 on: December 24, 2009, 02:42:40 AM »
The 360 controller isn't even bad, wtf.  I mean, obviously not meant for fighting games, but then neither is the Sony pad.
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« Reply #594 on: December 24, 2009, 04:46:36 AM »
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What the fuck?  The game has been out for a couple of months now.  What is wrong with him and the other posters who keep holding out for this reason?  Just buy the 360 version; jesus fuck why is THE CONTROLLER such a big deal to people? 


that's what i don't get - if they are going to get the PS3 version of every thing and they don't REALLY like Halo, then SELL the damn X360s !

A lot of these guys don't even have XBL Gold.  What the fuck do they use their 360s for if they aren't playing online and aren't buying games for it?   :lol

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I mean, this is getting ridiculous - the game is clearly better on the X360 , it's NOT going to get patched by Sony's imaginary ninjas, and they ALREADY OWN AN X360. HELL, BUY THE 1000 yen controller adapter and you can solve your damn controller hang up too!

it's beyond insane. It's shocking that it's not just one person, it's a whole gang of people.

smfh.


Can't be said enough.  At this point, fuck 'em.  Let them miss out on a great game.  Doesn't matter to me.

The 360 controller isn't even bad, wtf.  I mean, obviously not meant for fighting games, but then neither is the Sony pad.

The Sony pad is better for fighters than the 360 pad, but that doesn't even matter for this game anyway.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #595 on: December 24, 2009, 05:06:31 AM »
Saturn pad is king...
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« Reply #596 on: December 24, 2009, 05:49:42 AM »
Hard mode in Bayonetta is kicking my ass.  Think I'm going to go back to normal mode and earn some halos so I can buy some of the accessories I suspect would make the going easier in hard mode.
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« Reply #597 on: December 24, 2009, 11:30:28 AM »
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What the fuck?  The game has been out for a couple of months now.  What is wrong with him and the other posters who keep holding out for this reason?  Just buy the 360 version; jesus fuck why is THE CONTROLLER such a big deal to people? 


that's what i don't get - if they are going to get the PS3 version of every thing and they don't REALLY like Halo, then SELL the damn X360s !

I mean, this is getting ridiculous - the game is clearly better on the X360 , it's NOT going to get patched by Sony's imaginary ninjas, and they ALREADY OWN AN X360. HELL, BUY THE 1000 yen controller adapter and you can solve your damn controller hang up too!

it's beyond insane. It's shocking that it's not just one person, it's a whole gang of people.

smfh.


I only own my 360 because of the absurb amount of money i've put in on Rock Band and Guitar Hero DLC on the pos. So I keep mine around for music games, but it's time might be getting near anyways because I don't want to pay $100 for a fucking bigger hard drive because Microsoft wants to make a penny off of everyone. Nearly $2 a gig, go fuck yourself.
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #598 on: December 24, 2009, 11:37:21 AM »
Hard mode in Bayonetta is kicking my ass.  Think I'm going to go back to normal mode and earn some halos so I can buy some of the accessories I suspect would make the going easier in hard mode.

Same thing happened to me.  Was not expecting enemies to pop up in spots they didn't in normal mode.  Even the prologue in the graveyard kicked my ass!   :lol  A.I. is a lot more aggressive, too.

:bow :bow :bow Bayonetta :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 
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Re: Bayonetta Bore cheeseburger Surprise Thread
« Reply #599 on: December 24, 2009, 11:38:48 AM »
Hard mode in Bayonetta is kicking my ass.  Think I'm going to go back to normal mode and earn some halos so I can buy some of the accessories I suspect would make the going easier in hard mode.

Same thing happened to me.  Was not expecting enemies to pop up in spots they didn't in normal mode.  Even the prologue in the graveyard kicked my ass!   :lol  A.I. is a lot more aggressive, too.

:bow :bow :bow Bayonetta :bow2 :bow2 :bow2 

So it does the whole remixed fights thing that DMC and NG did?  awesome.   are there new enemies too?