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Saint Cornelius

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For my friend Rocketman
« on: December 13, 2006, 05:57:35 PM »
You're quite hostile. Any reason for this?
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 05:58:17 PM »
Man you guys cant just drop shit eh?
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 05:58:26 PM »
Sexual frustration.
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 06:00:28 PM »
Rocketman makes me el-oh-el.  :heart

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 06:02:28 PM »
Your avatar pisses me off. That's all.

Who the fuck is that

Saint Cornelius

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2006, 06:02:36 PM »
I didn't get a real chance to find out why he's so hostile, so I thought I'd make a thread to ask him. Yes, this might be better handled via PM, but where's the excitement in that

Your avatar pisses me off. That's all.

Who the fuck is that

the fucking Godfather of videogames, that's who
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 06:03:17 PM »
Corny's dad.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 06:04:11 PM »
ANDREW VESTAL
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 06:04:58 PM »
ANDREW VESTAL

That man only exists in myths and shadow, Viz.

Myths and shadow... :shh
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 06:06:35 PM »
Corny's dad.


A lot of people think that, actually. Nolan Bushnell's bastard son, seems so!
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 06:07:52 PM »
im scared of dark alleys now
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2006, 06:08:26 PM »
im scared of dark alleys now

don't kill yourself up in alaska.

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2006, 06:09:48 PM »
I am pretty sure you guys are related, and I think he's Mormon, so maybe your mom was one of his many wives at one point?
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2006, 06:11:17 PM »
I am pretty sure you guys are related, and I think he's Mormon, so maybe your mom was one of his many wives at one point?


I wasn't BORN into mormonism dude, I converted over a female
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2006, 06:12:01 PM »
Whoa, I was just joking... but is that true?
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2006, 06:15:36 PM »
What, the converting thing? Yeah, sadly. I was young! Stupid! In lust! blah blah blah

it was kinda worth it though for the misery I put my Catholic parents through
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2006, 06:15:45 PM »
ANDREW VESTAL

That man only exists in myths and shadow, Viz.

Myths and shadow... :shh

I heard that EB's Drinky Crow is an imposter.  :-\
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2006, 06:16:00 PM »
 :lol

Oh my gawd, that's so awesome on so many levels.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2006, 06:17:57 PM »
I like how rocketman couldnt guess his 'YOURE FAT' stuff right but Willco outs Saint in one post.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2006, 06:18:18 PM »

I wasn't BORN into mormonism dude, I converted over a female (Image removed from quote.)
whoa.....what?

my wife was Mormon.

she had to drop that shit to be with this pimp.

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2006, 06:19:06 PM »
I like how rocketman couldnt guess his 'YOURE FAT' stuff right but Willco outs Saint in one post.

you're depressed about your life and have scars on your wrist.

monkey fuck.

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« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2006, 06:19:21 PM »
So reverse Mormonism is real? Is it like, you kill the head vampire to break free of the half-vampire curse type deal or an amicable split?
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2006, 06:20:03 PM »
damn, donkey > The Book of Mormon

I'm now a free agent for the Lord, or something
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2006, 06:20:41 PM »
Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2006, 06:20:48 PM »
Can you really freelance for God?  That's pretty great, if so.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2006, 06:21:27 PM »
Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.

It's virtually like a less crazy, less organized crime version of Scientology.  The origin is funnier too.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2006, 06:21:53 PM »
the gold plate shit is bonkers.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2006, 06:22:11 PM »
So reverse Mormonism is real? Is it like, you kill the head vampire to break free of the half-vampire curse type deal or an amicable split?

it is rare....trust me. what Corny did happens all the time though. mormon chicks tend to be mostly hot for some reason....

those people are insanely brainwashed. 10% of your shit every month!!!

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2006, 06:22:18 PM »
Can you really freelance for God?  That's pretty great, if so.

I know for a fucking fact Spiderman just popped into your head. I can read you like a fucking child's book.

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2006, 06:22:29 PM »
Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.


Yeah but that's every religion, basically. Opiate for the masses.

And Willco, I'm too much of a sinner to worry about the Lord or anything else. Oh and Mormonism is NOTHING LIKE SCIENTOLOGY. I don't even like the Mormons but that's offensive.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #30 on: December 13, 2006, 06:22:38 PM »
Mormonism is just a support structure under the guise of religion to lure people who need help getting by into the fold, and once stable, are required to feed the system that 'saved' them.

yup.

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #31 on: December 13, 2006, 06:22:44 PM »
I'll take glass looking over Xenu flying space beings into volcanoes via Boeing jets any day of the week.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #32 on: December 13, 2006, 06:23:34 PM »
the gold plate shit is bonkers.

The South Park episode about the origins of Mormonism was pretty great.
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« Reply #33 on: December 13, 2006, 06:23:52 PM »
And pretty accurate too!
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #34 on: December 13, 2006, 06:24:10 PM »
Well Mormonism is much more focused. A good portion of my family converted and I was forced to attend sermons and weird groups regardless, but since I wasnt full fledged I wasnt allowed to see a bunch of WEIRD sounding shit behind the many curtains that protect the 'religion' from being exposed for what it is.

Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2006, 06:24:45 PM »
the major problem with Mormonism is that it's history is too recent.

very easy to disprove.

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2006, 06:25:50 PM »
Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut

I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2006, 06:25:59 PM »
Well Mormonism is much more focused. A good portion of my family converted and I was forced to attend sermons and weird groups regardless, but since I wasnt full fledged I wasnt allowed to see a bunch of WEIRD sounding shit behind the many curtains that protect the 'religion' from being exposed for what it is.

Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.

even some Mormons are excluded from a lot of that shit. you have to basically "apply" to go to the temple.

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« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2006, 06:26:25 PM »
Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut

I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE

as long as yer paying that tithe...

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2006, 06:26:31 PM »
Thats so fucking CULT
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2006, 06:26:40 PM »
Whats worse is when my sister got married my mother and myself weren't even allowed to see the ceremony in the temple. What a fucking joke.

That happened to a friend of mine--she was Mormon, so was her husband, so, uh, oops! No wedding ceremony for her friends. But we got to go to her house afterwards.  :-\

Are there any Mormon fetish videos involving a God underwear striptease? Cause that would be HOT.  :hyper
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2006, 06:27:41 PM »

Are there any Mormon fetish videos involving a God underwear striptease? Cause that would be HOT.  :hyper
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2006, 06:27:54 PM »
Im waiting for the first one to quote Dracula from SotN
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:03 PM »
as long as yer paying that tithe...


yeah i should've clarified - mormon IN GOOD STANDING

but mormons aren't the only ones who tithe.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:11 PM »
Is the God underwear some kind of secret??  :S
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« Reply #45 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:21 PM »
And Corny, I don't mean to offend the fine Mormon folks that exist.  It's not really the cult that Scientology is, in where it isolates you and bleeds you dry.  If anything, I find Mormonism absolutely fascinating.  It's one of the few religions that are so new in the grand scheme of human history that we have records and documents on its founders. 

Despite so much of its teachings being completely scientifically innacurate or impossible, and the fact that their founder was brought to trial by the state of New York for fraud - there's a hard line belief in the Book of Mormon that I just find completely perplexing.

Sure, Cathloics and Jews got their crazy stories, but they're now simply posed by the mainstream as tall tales to teach moral lessons or the simple writings of men who didn't have the understanding we do now.  Mormonism can't use pre-recorded history and lack of scientific understanding as a crutch.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #46 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:24 PM »
Yeah, and the fact that Joseph Smith was a fuckin' nut

I will say this, though: Mormons look out for one another like you wouldn't BELIEVE


as long as yer paying that tithe...


*cough* Mafia *cough*
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #47 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:50 PM »
Mormans masturbate - but they do it as a family.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #48 on: December 13, 2006, 06:28:56 PM »
If MAF was as AWESOME as he says he would have snuck into the temple unseen and watched the ceremony. Even Mormon temples have windows. :shh
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« Reply #49 on: December 13, 2006, 06:29:27 PM »
PD, it's pretty hard to "sneak" into a Mormon Temple.  THINK THE DA VINCI CODE.  THAT WAS MAF'S LIFE.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #50 on: December 13, 2006, 06:29:38 PM »
MAF honestly didnt wanna be there. After all the Mormon crap i've avoided any organized faith like the plague.
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« Reply #51 on: December 13, 2006, 06:30:45 PM »
It's a good thing I didn't title this board the first name that came to mind, then - The Chuch of Spider-Man!
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #52 on: December 13, 2006, 06:31:02 PM »
yeah...Catholics do too.

but Mormons are STRICT about it. i'm seen young families that are broke as shit (because, of course, the wife CAN'T work. that is failure from the father) and are literally FORCED to pay that shit. every month.....or be shamed.

but they do get shit from the stockade (you know....for when He comes back...soon)

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #53 on: December 13, 2006, 06:31:37 PM »
Is the God underwear some kind of secret??  :S

ask a mormon about it...

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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #54 on: December 13, 2006, 06:31:41 PM »
I could sneek into a Mormon temple if I wasn't black. Too bad many mormons think black people are the Devil's people >:(
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #55 on: December 13, 2006, 06:32:13 PM »
Sneak in at night. No one would see you.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #56 on: December 13, 2006, 06:32:43 PM »
Mormons have night vision.
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« Reply #57 on: December 13, 2006, 06:33:20 PM »
Without the goggles?? :o
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« Reply #58 on: December 13, 2006, 06:33:24 PM »
PD: Youd actually be accepted by the Arizona/Mesa Mormons. The Utah Mormons are batshit insane, the Mesa Az mormons are far more moderate.
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Re: For my friend Rocketman
« Reply #59 on: December 13, 2006, 06:33:44 PM »
I love mormons.  I used to have this acquaintance that came around way too much.  You know that annoying as fuck "friend" that can't stop acting like a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow or overstaying a welcome. . but still isn't evil enough to be told GTFO?  She made some mormon friends, and fucked around and got her mom converted.  Now we never see her. <3
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