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What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?

Bayonetta, the dumb japafag game
22 (39.3%)
Brutal Legend, a game for men
18 (32.1%)
Neither, I'm waiting for Modern Warfare 2
16 (28.6%)

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FatalT

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #120 on: October 12, 2009, 09:19:24 PM »
The RTS shit in Brutal Legend is going to make it annoying. Plus your girlfriend going all evil and then getting killed at the end, what a cop out.

Don Flamenco

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #121 on: October 12, 2009, 09:21:27 PM »
Gotta say, I'm also kinda surprised at the Schafer slamming, since I assumed people held him (or at least his writing) in high regard.


you just haven't ever seen that before because you get instabanned from all gaming forums if you say Psychonauts was just kinda solid.

cool breeze

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #122 on: October 12, 2009, 09:21:51 PM »
well that was lame

demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #123 on: October 12, 2009, 09:42:30 PM »
:lol
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #124 on: October 12, 2009, 09:43:11 PM »
wtf fatalt, not cool
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demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #125 on: October 12, 2009, 09:43:58 PM »
well guys now you can spend your money on real gaymen like mangina carta 2
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cool breeze

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #126 on: October 12, 2009, 10:04:34 PM »
Nope.  Brutal Legend probably being shipped to me right now.  This whole thing of Bayonetta vs Brutal Legend is dumb.  They're at least two months apart and I plan on buying both.  I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.

demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #127 on: October 12, 2009, 10:08:49 PM »
:lol is that the ending? it seems obvious because schafer cant write for shit so i'll believe it.
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #128 on: October 12, 2009, 10:13:48 PM »
Nope.  Brutal Legend probably being shipped to me right now.  This whole thing of Bayonetta vs Brutal Legend is dumb.  They're at least two months apart and I plan on buying both.  I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.

FatalT probably is just worrying about how his anus will be punctured in jail for getting a beej from a 12 year old or whatever.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #129 on: October 12, 2009, 10:19:50 PM »
lol videogame stories
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Don Flamenco

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #130 on: October 12, 2009, 10:22:20 PM »
 :lol  well done fatalt

Sounds almost as bad as when Yorda kills the kid at the end of ICO.

duckman2000

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #131 on: October 12, 2009, 10:40:40 PM »
I don't understand why the ending was intentionally spoiled in this thread.  As others have said in defense of the game, a big part of the appeal is the story, so to have the ending ruined because someone doesn't understand respecting other opinions is lame.

This seems familiar.

demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #132 on: October 12, 2009, 10:52:46 PM »
Yeah, FatalT never did respect other people. He must have some sort of complex going on.
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #134 on: October 12, 2009, 11:13:02 PM »
 :lol I can't wait to do that.
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FatalT

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #135 on: October 12, 2009, 11:39:46 PM »
Oh damn I'm so pissed off, I had a video game's story ruined for me. Elena dying in Uncharted 2 and now Ophelia turning evil and being one of the final bosses of Brutal Legend. Gosh darn it you guys, you've gotta cut this out!

Oh by the way, if you don't want something spoiled for you, don't spoil something for others. HUGGLES! :-*

demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #136 on: October 12, 2009, 11:44:27 PM »
Nobody spoiled anything man.
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FatalT

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #137 on: October 12, 2009, 11:46:14 PM »
Nobody spoiled anything man.

This guy did! :lol

demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #138 on: October 12, 2009, 11:47:51 PM »
I didnt post anything about a character dying... you're losing it man. You're just a spoilsport who is out to ruin things for everyone else. Grow up, FatalT.
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duckman2000

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #139 on: October 12, 2009, 11:49:02 PM »
If that was a real spoiler, you're pretty much a cunt.

FatalT

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #140 on: October 12, 2009, 11:51:16 PM »
I didnt post anything about a character dying... you're losing it man. You're just a spoilsport who is out to ruin things for everyone else. Grow up, FatalT.

I can't help it. At first I thought it was a terrible thing to do and hated it. But...but...but now, after having committed this felonious sin...I can see how it's enjoyable. Enjoyable to taste the sweet, bitter tears of someone desperately clinging to the ignorance of a fresh purchase on the horizon. The ignorance of sliding a new disc into a console to load up a video game that will hopefully cause the boring monotony of life to go away for just one split second. Sweet, sweet, bitter tears.

If that was a real spoiler, you're pretty much a cunt.

SO DELICIOUS! SO SWEET! Demi baby this is fun!

Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #141 on: October 12, 2009, 11:53:24 PM »
why are you guys mad? now that you know how the game ends there is no need to spend your money.

fatalt just saved you $60, if anything, thanks are in order
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duckman2000

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #142 on: October 12, 2009, 11:53:27 PM »
SO DELICIOUS! SO SWEET! Demi baby this is fun!

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #143 on: October 12, 2009, 11:53:38 PM »
:lol I didnt spoil anything though.
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #144 on: October 13, 2009, 02:42:48 AM »
 :o If FatalIT really just spoiled the ending of the game, ban him. That's pretty shitty. It's shitty to even fake a spoiler. (But arguably funnier.)

Jansen

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #145 on: October 13, 2009, 02:51:00 AM »
i can already tell that posting game spoilers is gonna get out of hand.

"WELL YOU SPOILED THIS GAME FOR ME SOME IMA SPOIL THIS GAME 4 U"

and so shall it be repeated until the end of time.

Van Cruncheon

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #146 on: October 13, 2009, 02:53:03 AM »
GAME STORIES!!!!11111


AMAZING STUFFS!!!!111111111111111111one
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demi

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #147 on: October 13, 2009, 02:54:49 AM »
i can already tell that posting game spoilers is gonna get out of hand.

"WELL YOU SPOILED THIS GAME FOR ME SOME IMA SPOIL THIS GAME 4 U"

and so shall it be repeated until the end of time.

Not really. It usually comes from people who actually care about the story of a Tim Schafer game.
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FatalT

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #148 on: October 13, 2009, 03:03:05 AM »
FatalT having a meltdown over a fake Uncharted spoiler :o

If that's considered a meltdown to you then I can't wait to hear what you think of what I've got planned next is called. :-*

BlueTsunami

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #149 on: October 13, 2009, 03:07:48 AM »
I'll spoil Bayonetta. On no, so much dicks...
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Jansen

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #150 on: October 13, 2009, 03:23:48 AM »
spoiler (click to show/hide)
a monster kills tenzin and harry flynn kills himself?

that seems a little too hardcore for a teen rated game.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #151 on: October 13, 2009, 12:29:18 PM »
willco annihilated by weeaboos

:bow evilbore taste :bow2
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Himu

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #152 on: October 13, 2009, 12:32:18 PM »
:lol
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #153 on: October 13, 2009, 12:35:46 PM »
:bow Bayonetta :bow2

:sp0rsk1 Glorious Nippon :sp0rsk1

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APF

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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #154 on: October 18, 2009, 09:36:37 PM »
Brutal Legend's appeal is the dialog, not the story. The story is kinda trash.
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #155 on: October 18, 2009, 11:40:16 PM »
OMG HE IS ALIVE

ALIIIIIIIIVE I SAY
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Re: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?
« Reply #156 on: October 18, 2009, 11:50:20 PM »
I rescind my vote for Brutal Legend.   :punch

Put me down for MW2.
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