Author Topic: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND? (Read 15036 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** October 10, 2009, 11:07:30 PM »

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

bork · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:08:54 PM »

Dumb Japafag game for me!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:09:52 PM »

Ugh. Brutal Legend defense force assemble!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:12:12 PM »

real talk: nobody actually LIKES tim schafer games except morbidly obese games journos and industry dicklickers

a vote for brutal legend is a vote for gafsexuals to rape your children

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:14:49 PM »

Nobody actually likes Bayonetta except japafags whose dens are littered with body pillows with animu characters on them and posters of lolis everywhere.

bork · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:15:29 PM »

Brutal Legend would be amazing if it played like Bayonetta.

jiji · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:15:53 PM »

I don't think anybody is buying Brutal Legend for how it plays. If they are, they're deluded.

Anyway, apples and oranges etc.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:16:04 PM »

Negative.

bork · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:17:19 PM »

I absolutely love the plot in Brutal Legend, and that opening cut scene in the demo alone sold me on the game, but I'm not buying it at launch. These Tim Schaefer games seem to go bomba, so I'm going to wait for the price to drop.

Then again, I think Bayonetta's gonna bomb, too...

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:17:30 PM »

A vote for Bayonetta is a vote for a game with depth,complexity,finesse, and pure fucking awesomeness. Vote Bayonetta if you got you're head on straights sweethearts.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:18:01 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on October 10, 2009, 11:17:30 PM

A vote for Bayonetta is a vote for a game with depth,complexity,finesse, and pure fucking awesomeness. Vote Bayonetta if you got you're head on straights sweethearts.

archie4208 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:18:46 PM »

Brutal Legend's soundtrack is the best and manliest soundtrack in videogame history.

Manowar

Bayonetta is for fap material for weeaboos.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:19:15 PM »

I'll be a part of the Brutal Legend Defense Force. The gameplay is much more polished than I would have expected from Double Fine, and of course we know the plot and writing are gonna be top notch. I actually think having some of EA's resources behind them could help Double Fine out in the long run.

Note- I do plan on getting both Bayonetta and Brutal Legend, but I'll get my shootin' on with Borderlands. GUN LEWT! Also, I have a not so sneaking suspicion that I'll end up getting the most enjoyment out of Dragon Age this year.

bork · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:19:26 PM »

I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:19:46 PM »

BAYONETTA: FAP MATERIAL FOR WEEABOOS

BRUTAL LEGEND: THE REAL SHIT FOR MANLY MEN

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:20:12 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 10, 2009, 11:19:26 PM

I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.

Considering that Brutal Legend has RTS elements, I'm going to disagree.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:20:20 PM »

skanky secretary with a giant ass versus sweaty men in leather chaps

there's some mad homo in here, no doubt

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 10, 2009, 11:20:12 PM

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 10, 2009, 11:19:26 PM
I think I'd have to agree with the game play complexity thing if we're comparing Bayonetta to Brutal Legend.

Considering that Brutal Legend has really awful RTS elements, I'm going to disagree.

fixed

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:21:11 PM »

I am pretty sure I saw a bulge in a gameplay video. Bayonetta features a cheeseburger confirmed?

archie4208 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:21:55 PM »

bork · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:22:15 PM »

That RTS stuff is a downer for me. I didn't even know the game had multiplayer, then I saw that it was RTS... $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:23:01 PM »

How is that a DOWNER, it's got action and adventure and real-time strategy! It is awesome!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:23:12 PM »

Quote from: archie4208 on October 10, 2009, 11:21:55 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

in your defense, i do find that picture intimidating :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:23:26 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 10, 2009, 11:21:11 PM

I am pretty sure I saw a bulge in a gameplay video. Bayonetta features a cheeseburger confirmed?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:23:48 PM »

It's watered down RTS crap, tho. I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else. I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:25:14 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 10, 2009, 11:23:48 PM

It's watered down RTS crap, tho. I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else. I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.

I am hoping there is more destroying of the rap-rock/nu-metal crap!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:27:34 PM »

Why? The impressions from the multiplayer session that journalists were invited to a couple of months ago were glowing. The RTS stuff works apparently.

Bayonetta pwned.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:29:25 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on October 10, 2009, 11:25:14 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 10, 2009, 11:23:48 PM
It's watered down RTS crap, tho. I mean, it's not a huge part of the game from what I can tell- more of a diversion than anything else. I think the game is gonna be a pleasant surprise for a lot of people, although it does lack a cheeseburger hair demon with a nice ass.

I am hoping there is more destroying of the rap-rock/nu-metal crap!

Apparently there's three main enemy groups you're fighting against- some goth metal dudes, some hair metal dudes, and some s&m metal dudes. Game is gonna be fuck awesome, I'll be picking mine up first thing Tuesday and will probably be up for some multi-player that night.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:32:11 PM »

You know Willco, you should really play Bayonetta if you haven't already. I'm sure you'll like it.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #29 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:32:28 PM »

Yeah, I'm also picking my copy up first thing. Let's rumble, Cheat.

... also, why are you not on XBL for Bad Company?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:34:21 PM »

Does Bayonetta have this in the soundtrack?

[youtube=560,345]hEHU7Nv_alE[/youtube]

duckman2000 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:35:23 PM »

Tenacious D

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #32 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:36:18 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on October 10, 2009, 11:34:21 PM

Does Bayonetta have this in the soundtrack?
[youtube=560,345]hEHU7Nv_alE[/youtube]

No. Bayonetta has its own original superior soundtrack.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #33 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:36:23 PM »

I'm getting Brutal Legend for only $30. I can't wait to play it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:36:52 PM »

i didn't care for psychonauts, but i really enjoyed the brutal legend demo

i was also pleasantly surprised that jack black didn't make me want to kill him as per usual

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:37:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 10, 2009, 11:32:28 PM

Yeah, I'm also picking my copy up first thing. Let's rumble, Cheat.

... also, why are you not on XBL for Bad Company?

Because my router died and I have to replace it, so that means that in the meantime I have to switch the fucking cable between the xbox and my computer when I want to use one or the other. All my shit is breaking at the same time- laptop (twice!), router, and the damn dishwasher too.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:38:00 PM »

i'll probably play one multiplayer match of brutal legend just so i can say "it sucks" with authority

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:51:26 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on October 10, 2009, 11:09:48 PM

MODERN WARFARE 2

The real man option.

mmm, boo knows what it do

chronovore · « **Reply #38 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:55:26 PM »

I'm buying Brütäl because it will be intentionally funny.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #39 on:** October 10, 2009, 11:56:22 PM »

Why the fuck is Bayo losing to inferior filth!? You stupid poofs.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:06:21 AM »

stfu, wanna be cheeseburger

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:07:47 AM »

better game to play = bayonetta

better metal fanservice = brutal legend

better librarian cheeseburger fanservice = bayonetta

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** October 11, 2009, 02:08:40 AM »

That Bayonetta GIF where the camera is all flying under her manburger, is all like woah.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2009, 04:59:20 AM »

How the fuck is Brutal Legend a game for 'men', when it stars buttersoft silky boy Jack Black and has a teh kiddiez art style?

Jansen · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2009, 05:55:02 AM »

we need a cheeseburger emote

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2009, 08:55:06 AM »

Quote from: Scenester

How the fuck is Brutal Legend a game for 'men', when it stars buttersoft silky boy Jack Black and has a teh kiddiez art style?

Holy shit men, looks like we've got someone here who just doesn't respect THE METAL.

Third · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:03:21 AM »

All three games are shit.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:19:37 AM »

Quote from: Third on October 11, 2009, 09:03:21 AM

All three games are shit.

Draft · « **Reply #48 on:** October 11, 2009, 09:28:16 AM »

Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #49 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:07:31 AM »

whatever, weeaboo. you're just there for the cheeseburgers, quit lying

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #50 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:21:17 AM »

[youtube=560,345]6DqCWSeUBws[/youtube]

ugh, snarky kids

twerd · « **Reply #51 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:23:24 AM »

how many bad games has tim schafer made? zero.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:30:49 AM »

Brutal Legend of course.

tiesto · « **Reply #53 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:48:56 AM »

Bayonetta, I love JP games and I haven't listened to metal in like 20 years.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #54 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Draft on October 11, 2009, 09:28:16 AM

Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.

how much truth does this man speak? all of it.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #55 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Draft on October 11, 2009, 09:28:16 AM

Brutal Legend is going to suck shit, and all the ironic horn throwing in the world won't change that. Torrent the soundtrack and watch the cutscenes on youtube: voila, you've "played" the best parts of Brutal Legend.

Kamiya's a walking legend, has a man's voice, is fit, and designs actual games not interactive sitcom scripts. In other words, he's the anti-Schafer.

This is a lock.

Truest thing ever posted.

Psychonauts was mediocre. Schafer is respected because he puts half-decent humor in his games.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #56 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:23:00 PM »

i guess this one is just striking me the right way so far

as i told prole, though, it'll probably be one of those games i really get a kick out of for 30 minutes and then get tired of

it's a rental so i'm okay with that, seeing as i've spent $60 on games i didn't even get the 30 minutes of enjoyment out of

bork · « **Reply #57 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:37:45 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on October 11, 2009, 10:21:17 AM

[youtube=560,345]6DqCWSeUBws[/youtube]

ugh, snarky kids

This is like a great advertisement for the game...that stupid kid represents everything it's supposed to be going "against." And what's with those glasses?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #58 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:39:22 PM »

Why don't you ask demi himself that question?

bork · « **Reply #59 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:41:33 PM »

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What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND?

Author Topic: What game is going to be better - BAYONETTA or BRUTAL LEGEND? (Read 15036 times)