lul: Me bad Korean

[GilloD]

My co-teacher goaded me into learning some stock Korean today while I was trying to do the 45 other things they love to drop into your lap. She wanted me to say to the Vice Principal: "You have nice clothes", since the VP is worried that I don't speak enough Korean. I've been here 6 weeks, lady. Back off.

Anyway, I was supposed to say "Kyogam sosangnym osi yepayo", but what I said was "Kyogam sosangnym osi ipsayo", which means "Vice-Principal, where are your clothes?". No one found this funny except me.

[Reb]

finds

He's been away for 6 weeks, back off.

[OptimoPeach]

finds

No

[GilloD]

Not finds, found. In the past. It happened. No one in the room found it funny.

[Tauntaun]

 

[chronovore]

That's good. When I was teaching kids in 1993, my Japanese was pretty horrible, and I kept switching it up with my Spanish. (I have since forgotten all my Spanish.)

Once I was teaching a kids class where a spoiled, misbehaving brat wouldn't give me the book. I told him, "Give it to me," but it came out in Spanish: "Dame lo!" Which sounds like "Dame yo!" which means "KNOCK IT OFF." The kid immediately complied, looked like he was going to pee himself.

[Tauntaun]

That's good. When I was teaching kids in 1993, my Japanese was pretty horrible, and I kept switching it up with my Spanish. (I have since forgotten all my Spanish.)

Once I was teaching a kids class where a spoiled, misbehaving brat wouldn't give me the book. I told him, "Give it to me," but it came out in Spanish: "Dame lo!" Which sounds like "Dame yo!" which means "KNOCK IT OFF." The kid immediately complied, looked like he was going to pee himself.

GAIJIN SMASH!