Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 554912 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5340 on:** March 28, 2010, 12:55:48 PM »

I don't even know what ares is.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5341 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:01:13 PM »

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people tend to pursue it once theyve had it

not me!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #5342 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:02:51 PM »

watched the House episode "Airborne"
there's a chick named Meta Golding in that episode. she's really pretty. look her up.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5343 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:20:47 PM »

Hey, do you have a longitude, latitude position for this cousin of yours? Thanks.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #5344 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:28:28 PM »

The new Depreciation Guild album leaked! Might be lttp but whatever!

Also, Sasuke is the coolest TV show ever and there needs to be more of it, imo.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5345 on:** March 28, 2010, 01:56:21 PM »

All I see is Allah Mohammed Death to America Allah Akbar. Forwarded to Homeland Security.

elektrikluv · « **Reply #5346 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:22:44 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on March 28, 2010, 01:02:51 PM

watched the House episode "Airborne"
there's a chick named Meta Golding in that episode. she's really pretty. look her up.

She's in Criminal Minds, I love her! She's gorgeous.

Akala · « **Reply #5347 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:30:35 PM »

Two hours to kill in the Houston airport then Vegas for six nights. Holla.

Akala · « **Reply #5348 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:52:53 PM »

Four nights at Palazzo and two at Aria. Comped rooms. Should be awesome, although I've never stayed this long... Hopefully I do okay!

Powerslave · « **Reply #5349 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:54:22 PM »

don't you hate it when people interrupt you while you're making a post?

Powerslave · « **Reply #5350 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:54:47 PM »

just like just now...

Raban · « **Reply #5351 on:** March 28, 2010, 02:58:21 PM »

How is that possible? It isn't like you're on the spot when you're making a post.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5352 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:05:28 PM »

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الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد

Decode that if you can!

"Riyadh al-Andalus neighborhood grocery store on the promise!"
، ويقول مترجم جوجل.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5353 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:10:38 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on March 28, 2010, 03:05:28 PM

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الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد

Decode that if you can!

"Riyadh al-Andalus neighborhood grocery store on the promise!", quoth Google Translate.

Obviously the secret location of some terrorist training facility.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5354 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:12:35 PM »

I would never, ever go to a grocery store with the name "This is a grocery store, I promise!"

Powerslave · « **Reply #5355 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:18:45 PM »

they wouldn't want you there anyway

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5356 on:** March 28, 2010, 03:29:52 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5357 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:30:24 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 28, 2010, 01:41:50 PM

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 28, 2010, 01:20:47 PM
Hey, do you have a longitude, latitude position for this cousin of yours? Thanks.
الرياض حي الاندلس حول بقالة وعد
Decode that if you can!

alreeyaz he alonedas hool bagolat va ad? fucking vowel nazi...

Himu · « **Reply #5358 on:** March 28, 2010, 08:36:36 PM »

Goddamit, eyes are scratchy and my nose is leaking like mupepe's dick. FUCK.

Diunx · « **Reply #5359 on:** March 28, 2010, 09:26:59 PM »

Just shaved my johnson, feels good man.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5360 on:** March 28, 2010, 09:53:31 PM »

Should have naired it like a real man. Go with the nair for sensitive skin. It smells like flowers.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5361 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:07:51 AM »

We don't want to fail, mayne!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5362 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:19:10 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 02:03:16 AM

So, last Thursday my film professor came late to class (which is not irregular) and after some disrespectful prompting from the students in my class, he broke down and let us all know that he had terminal cancer. He apologized for being late and missing some screenings, but he was dying. He cried a few times, said dying sucked, said it really sucked for his wife and four-year-old daughter, but that he had a PhD in film studies and wanted to teach us what he knew before he died. The whole thing was really heart breaking but I respected him for what he was doing and I couldn't wait until the next class, because everything he said would be that much more important. He wasn't teaching because it was his job, he was teaching because he wanted to give us some of his knowledge before he died and everything he knew was gone forever.

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.

asshole students

Beezy · « **Reply #5363 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:25:46 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 02:03:16 AM

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.

That's extremely fucked up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5364 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:27:34 AM »

what the fuck that's horrible :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5365 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:38:50 AM »

Fuck them.

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 02:30:46 AM

The weird thing is he got on a rant about Bob Stoops, the head football coach at OU, saying he was an overpaid dickhead and how scary it was how much power he had in Oklahoma considering his education level and what he does for living (he's the highest paid state employee; he makes over five times more than the president of the university and the governor combined) and poof now he's gone!

I looked it up and that fuck makes $5 million a year?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #5366 on:** March 29, 2010, 02:44:36 AM »

That's a fucked up story

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5367 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:07:53 AM »

you should wright a complaint about the complaints.

demi · « **Reply #5368 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:08:20 AM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #5369 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:08:56 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 29, 2010, 03:07:53 AM

you should wright a complaint about the complaints.

Yes just don't get Arvie to wright it.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5370 on:** March 29, 2010, 03:10:23 AM »

I'm trying to finish some work here. my concentration is not on the ball...wait

elektrikluv · « **Reply #5371 on:** March 29, 2010, 06:17:58 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 29, 2010, 03:07:53 AM

you should wright a complaint about the complaints.

Oh my...Now that is one I've never seen before!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #5372 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:15:21 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 02:03:16 AM

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.

Generation Y aka Generation Me aka Generation XL at work here.

muckhole · « **Reply #5373 on:** March 29, 2010, 12:22:02 PM »

Just got home from spending the weekend up at my gf's brother's place. We went up for her mom's 65th birthday, and while we were there, her bro took us out to watch his 12 year old son try out for a nearby football team.

From the bleachers, you could see all the little 12 to (I'm assuming here) 14 year olds on their gear, except for one "kid' who looked about 6"2 towering over the rest of the team.

It got a bit creepy when the kid was jogging a lap and I overheard a mother in the bleachers in front of us comment, "Wow, Look at the muscles in his ass!" to her friend as he passed by.

Groogrux · « **Reply #5374 on:** March 29, 2010, 12:25:45 PM »

Last night, before I went home, the doctor working the ER (the one that calls all the patients "fucking inbreds") called me over to his desk. He had a serious look on his face.

"Andy, have you ever seen DSL's like this before?"

"Wha...."

He was watching a porno slide show on his computer that a friend had emailed him. He laughed.

I fucking love my job.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5375 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »

I have a logic midterm and right after that I have to give an hour long presentation. If I break down and start to cry or shit myself during the presentation I'm totally going to hang myself after. So if I stop posting it's because I shat myself.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

ok not really, but I'm nervous as hell.

[close]

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5376 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:07:28 PM »

Just got an A on my thesis

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5377 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:09:03 PM »

Good job

Barry Egan · « **Reply #5378 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:09:32 PM »

Thanks Arvie I couldn't have done it without you!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5379 on:** March 29, 2010, 04:11:29 PM »

You my boy *does the dudebro point

I on the other hand got a 50% on my math midterm. But I just got this email

Quote

We usually (unofficially) give students the option of a 100% final exam,
in case you do really well on the final. I will most likely do that for Math 266.

Thank god.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5380 on:** March 29, 2010, 07:59:02 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 29, 2010, 05:37:45 AM

What a bunch of dickhead students.

They're not dickheads, they're naive ignorant fags who can't see the potential of getting lessons from a guy who is willing to put his heart in his teachings.

Himu · « **Reply #5381 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:00:03 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on March 29, 2010, 04:07:28 PM

Just got an A on my thesis

Himu · « **Reply #5382 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:00:55 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 29, 2010, 12:25:45 PM

Last night, before I went home, the doctor working the ER (the one that calls all the patients "fucking inbreds") called me over to his desk. He had a serious look on his face.

"Andy, have you ever seen DSL's like this before?"

"Wha...."

He was watching a porno slide show on his computer that a friend had emailed him. He laughed.

I fucking love my job.

Himu · « **Reply #5383 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:03:39 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 02:03:16 AM

So, last Thursday my film professor came late to class (which is not irregular) and after some disrespectful prompting from the students in my class, he broke down and let us all know that he had terminal cancer. He apologized for being late and missing some screenings, but he was dying. He cried a few times, said dying sucked, said it really sucked for his wife and four-year-old daughter, but that he had a PhD in film studies and wanted to teach us what he knew before he died. The whole thing was really heart breaking but I respected him for what he was doing and I couldn't wait until the next class, because everything he said would be that much more important. He wasn't teaching because it was his job, he was teaching because he wanted to give us some of his knowledge before he died and everything he knew was gone forever.

Then I got an email today from the department saying that since a large number students complained to their advisors about the professor acting "emotional and erratic" in class, the department decided it would be best to have him take a leave of absence for the rest of the semester and we'd get a new instructor.

Sometimes I really hate the kids at my university.

...

No words.

Himu · « **Reply #5384 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:13:06 PM »

You didn't edit out one of the names.

Himu · « **Reply #5385 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:20:01 PM »

Anyways, what would cause anyone to go to school authorities when their teacher breaks down? Wouldn't the correct and respectable way of handling it being an attempt to console? I just don't understand it.

Then again, I hate most of students at the colleges I've attended, so it doesn't really surprise me.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5386 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:23:15 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 08:22:17 PM

Well he had called some students who were being jackasses jackasses.

What did they do?

Himu · « **Reply #5387 on:** March 29, 2010, 08:26:26 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #5388 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:01:26 PM »

jeebus

Ichirou · « **Reply #5389 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:11:53 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 08:25:29 PM

One was sleeping during the professor's "I'm dying" speech and the others were complaining about not getting credit for coming to class.

Jesus Christ.

Powerslave · « **Reply #5390 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:13:34 PM »

By Zeus' beard.

Boogie · « **Reply #5391 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:33:44 PM »

Because I'm a glutton for punishment, I sent a message to older chick asking her out again.

She calls back. Says that she really enjoyed herself on Friday but....the age thing, she's not comfortable with it. Maybe if I were a couple years older.

...

Stupid b*tch, you saw how old I was, it was right there on my gawdamned profile. If my age was a non-starter, why the fuck did you agree to go on a date in the first place? Fuck.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5392 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:34:51 PM »

Tell her you have a MILF fetish and it'll just be a sexual thing.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5393 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:36:40 PM »

Because it gave her some self confidence from knowing that a 26 yearold mountie wants to fuck her. This self confidence, I might add, was stolen directly from you.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5394 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:39:38 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 09:38:03 PM

I don't know why you're calling her a stupid bitch, and least she was nice enough to lie to you and say it's because of your age she doesn't want to ever see you again.

Oh wow.

Boogie · « **Reply #5395 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:40:15 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 29, 2010, 09:38:03 PM

I don't know why you're calling her a stupid bitch, and least she was nice enough to lie to you and say it's because of your age she doesn't want to ever see you again.

This is true. At least she was honest and upfront about it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5396 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:43:05 PM »

How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.

Boogie · « **Reply #5397 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:49:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2010, 09:43:05 PM

How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.

Her 31 vs. me 26.

Ichirou · « **Reply #5398 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:50:15 PM »

That's weird, the age difference isn't that bad. Just five years.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5399 on:** March 29, 2010, 09:51:47 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on March 29, 2010, 09:49:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 29, 2010, 09:43:05 PM
How much older is she? Dude you seem like a mature fellow. You already have a good serious career that demands a lot of responsibility. And at the same time you find time to hang out with buddies/have good fun. What's not to love.

Her 31 vs. me 26.

I told Cheebs already, forgot to mention it here: my mom wants to set me up with a 32yo chick. I'm 23. That's far worse than the age difference between you and this chick

5 years isn't bad

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