Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 555093 times)

Bildi · « **Reply #600 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:57:35 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 24, 2009, 11:47:53 PM

Paper comprete.

now to clean up the apt a little cuz mom will be here tomorrow, then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.

After the first sentence I read the rest with a 'Japanese' accent. It was weird.

Edit: 5555 posts, how cool.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #601 on:** November 24, 2009, 11:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on November 24, 2009, 11:57:35 PM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 24, 2009, 11:47:53 PM
Paper comprete.

now to clean up the apt a little cuz mom will be here tomorrow, then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.

After the first sentence I read the rest with a 'Japanese' accent. It was weird.

me too, lol

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #602 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:03:20 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on November 24, 2009, 11:56:19 PM

Did FM just critique someone's spelling?

Flag on the play.

whoa whoa whoa

those are legitimate internet colloquialisms.

No bacon for you, father mike

Bildi · « **Reply #603 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 24, 2009, 11:47:53 PM

then legitimately enjoy some vidyagames without feeling like I'm putting off my paper.

Worst thing about studying is that when you're not studying it's still in the back of your mind. So even when you want to relax you can't relax. I fucking hated it.

In my first year of work after uni I felt like I was on holidays the entire time.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #604 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:24:08 AM »

Ya not owning your own time is horrible and by far the worst thing about school. There is always something that should be done.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #605 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:29:31 AM »

Okay, story time.

I went on vacation. One of the girls I started talking to, and connect rather well with, ends up pairing up with this Abercrombie and Fitch-wearing man whore with Top Gun sunglasses. He is the alpha male for a group of guys that went on vacation together, and they have the collective maturity of a game lobby for Halo 3.

Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.

And I was close. I'm talking, garments were being taken off. She had my tie. She still has my tie.

I miss that tie.

So, it's now almost six months later, and this guy, who I not only dislike, but tried to punch of a friend of mine in the face and humiliate a few girls that did not fit in with his mail order catalog crowd, wants me to add him to Facebook. It's like the ultimate insult. And guess who our only mutual friend is? Her. The vacation broad. It's like, he is trying to e-slap me, by reminding me of my failures almost half a year later.

Fuck you, Facebook.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #606 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:31:55 AM »

But you'll add him any way just for a chance to bite the cherry won't you?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #607 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:35:21 AM »

I don't even know what that means.

Bocsius · « **Reply #608 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:36:49 AM »

He's wearing your tie.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #609 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:38:08 AM »

The thought has crossed my mind, Bocsius.

Fortunately, I do not think vacation broad and this guy have met after this trip. However, she did invite me to her beach house next Spring.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #610 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:38:46 AM »

Quote from: Bocsius on November 25, 2009, 12:36:49 AM

He's wearing your tie.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #611 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:41:38 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 12:35:21 AM

I don't even know what that means.

Presumably you'll add him so that you can leave messages on his 'wall' or whatever just to let that chick know you're still available etc.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #612 on:** November 25, 2009, 12:48:30 AM »

Fresh Prince has a cunning plan.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #613 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:06:49 AM »

I was asked today whether I have ever attended a tutorial class.

My response:

"There are tutorials?"

Classes, tutorials, study groups? When do people have time to learn?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #614 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:07:30 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 12:29:31 AM

Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.

LOL what a loser.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #615 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:09:59 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 25, 2009, 01:07:30 AM

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 12:29:31 AM

Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.

LOL what a loser.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #616 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:13:58 AM »

He probability looks better in Wilco's tie too.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #617 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:16:20 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 25, 2009, 01:07:30 AM

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 12:29:31 AM

Despite my best efforts, she ends up hanging on this guy's arm for a few days - until he inevitably bangs not one or two, but three different broads. She finally catches on, stops talking to the loser, and we end up connecting near the tail end of the trip. Before I could seal the deal as it were, he swoops in with some ridiculous John Cusack-level bullshit and she leaves with him.

LOL what a loser.

I know your experience with the opposite sex is relegated to stalking, but most folks don't necessarily think that guys that put their dick into anything that's wet (i.e. Kosma) are cool. Usually they just have AIDS.

... and then Arvie legitimately zings me. $:-\$

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #618 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:17:11 AM »

But he said probability instead of probably!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #619 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:18:16 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on November 25, 2009, 01:17:11 AM

But he said probability instead of probably!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #620 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:18:36 AM »

Oh, Arvie.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #621 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:19:41 AM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #622 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:22:30 AM »

Arvie can't have sex with any girl.
Willco can't have sex with a girl.
Arvie can't spell.
Willco can't read.

I think the universe balances itself out quite well.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #623 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:23:14 AM »

wilco edited that in a swear!

Himu · « **Reply #624 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:23:26 AM »

Which beer to buy? Samuel Adams: Winter Lager or Blue Moon's Full Moon Winter Ale?

I'm leaning on Fat Tire. Yes, I know Fat Tire is not a part of this question!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #625 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:23:38 AM »

To my credit, I can read, but my brain now automatically translates Arviespeak into English. It's the only way to survive on this forum.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #626 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:24:16 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on November 25, 2009, 01:23:14 AM

wilco edited that in a swear!

wow

Himu · « **Reply #627 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:25:09 AM »

Arvie, are you drunk? Help me out here!

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #628 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:25:55 AM »

Buy one of each instead of a six pack of one or the other.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #629 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:26:02 AM »

Just think, Arvie. If we could put my brain and personality into your dull and soulless body, we'd be unstoppable.

My charm, my intelligence, my humor and your cravat? We'd be able to bed Flannel Girl, make Malek watch and they'd thank us for the privilege afterwards.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #630 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:27:03 AM »

Jesus Willco just lose weight already and live out the dream.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #631 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:27:37 AM »

Willco thinks he has a good personality? $:-\$

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #632 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:28:15 AM »

Actually scratch that. You can get away with so much more as the fat funny guy :'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #633 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:28:20 AM »

These are all legitimate internet colloquialisms a swear!

Himu · « **Reply #634 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:28:32 AM »

What's great about YOUR personality, Malek?

Are you a Jew?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #635 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:30:45 AM »

Yeah, Fresh Prince. There is nothing humorous about a physically fit white guy. I already am living the dream! When I make it in Hollywood, I hope to get all coked up and die like Chris Farley in a bed full of whores.

Sorry, Malek, your words are meaningless. I already conquered Canada with my charm when I wined and dined Boogie.

... Unrelated note: I am going to stand up this girl tomorrow. You guys will laugh at me if I tell you why.

Himu · « **Reply #636 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:31:55 AM »

What does it take to bed Boogie?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #637 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:32:14 AM »

Boogie is a slut.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #638 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:33:01 AM »

Boogie is a harsh mistress. It takes a certain level of sophistication and intelligent conversation to woo him.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #639 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:34:01 AM »

Tell us why! Even if it's not funny we will still laugh on account of your weight.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

standing up girls is pretty uncool, like a dude that beds three chicks and wears top gun sunglasses

[close]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #640 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:34:09 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 01:33:01 AM

Boogie is a harsh mistress. It takes a certain level of sophistication and intelligent conversation to woo him.

How much sophistication and how much Rohypnol?

Himu · « **Reply #641 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:35:07 AM »

What topics did the two of you discuss on your date?

*takes notes*

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #642 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:36:28 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime

How much sophistication and how much Rohypnol?

Quote from: The Business

Well that girl sure did, so what exactly is your point?

Women are often attracted to men that are hazardous to their health. They are illogical like that. That's why they can't be President, and we pay them less for the same job.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #643 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:37:31 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 25, 2009, 01:35:07 AM

What topics did the two of you discuss on your date?

*takes notes*

We mainly talked about a lot of heterosexual stuff. Like how he only works out his glamour muscles, and what type of shirts we like to buy at clothing outlets.

Himu · « **Reply #644 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:39:06 AM »

Does he shop at Big and Tall?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #645 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:39:30 AM »

He's big, but he isn't tall.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #646 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:39:49 AM »

He's not that tall, but he's definitely wide. His girth is surprising.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #647 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:40:31 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 01:30:45 AM

... Unrelated note: I am going to stand up this girl tomorrow. You guys will laugh at me if I tell you why.

Dick zits?

don't feel bad, I've been putting this girl off for the past week because I'm too stressed to even think about making a new friend at the moment. She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too $:-\$

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #648 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:40:59 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 01:40:31 AM

She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too $:-\$

oh poor you

Himu · « **Reply #649 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:41:52 AM »

Franz, what happened to the chick who you just wanted to hang out with, and not in any way sexual?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #650 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:43:03 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 25, 2009, 01:41:52 AM

Franz, what happened to the chick who you just wanted to hang out with, and not in any way sexual?

She saw his grades and moved on.

Himu · « **Reply #651 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 25, 2009, 01:40:59 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 01:40:31 AM
She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too $:-\$
oh poor you

There's nothing worse than a chick who keeps bugging you. "Garrett, what time are you going to dinner?" I don't know. "What are you doing tonight?" I dunno; etc.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #652 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:43:43 AM »

Kranz, I've got something similar going on.

I've been so stressed from work, and I got invited to dinner at a country club by someone who may be a valuable industry contact in the near future. Still, he was flexible with the reservations, but I decided I'd rather eat prime rib and play Modern Warfare 2 than watch a movie at this broad's place.

This is actually the third time I have done this to her. She probably won't call me back after I text her tomorrow morning.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #653 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:44:44 AM »

oh poor Hollywood big shot.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #654 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:45:29 AM »

The contact is local, so he's not Hollywood, but he is a producer for television.

Himu · « **Reply #655 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:48:03 AM »

Is that jealousy I sense, Mr. Lime?

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #656 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:51:10 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 25, 2009, 01:40:59 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 01:40:31 AM
She's been kind of aggressive and she's pretty cute too $:-\$
oh poor you

psh, I'll trade aggressive girl for your magical ability to do well in law school without trying.

Quote from: Himuro on November 25, 2009, 01:41:52 AM

Franz, what happened to the chick who you just wanted to hang out with, and not in any way sexual?

Still pals, we hang at school all the time. We get along pretty well because we're both incurably asocial and eccentric. I don't see her much outside of school, which is a shame because she's the most intriguing person I've met in years.

Quote from: Willco on November 25, 2009, 01:43:43 AM

Kranz, I've got something similar going on.

I've been so stressed from work, and I got invited to dinner at a country club by someone who may be a valuable industry contact in the near future. Still, he was flexible with the reservations, but I decided I'd rather eat prime rib and play Modern Warfare 2 than watch a movie at this broad's place.

This is actually the third time I have done this to her. She probably won't call me back after I text her tomorrow morning.

Sometimes that's just how its gotta be. Sucks in my situation, since I don't normally have women after me. Pretty sure this girl thinks I'm nuts because I was into hanging out at first, but then I was like "sorry, umm, let me get back to ya after finals. i'm distinguished mentally-challenged."

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #657 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:53:38 AM »

Malek has no reason to be jealous. He's going to make more money than I am.

I do crap writing work and make enough to pay my bills, buy games, etc. Still, it's tight. I'm dreaming of the day I can make the kind of figures I made as a DM-in-training for Hollywood Video, but doing the writing stuff I like.

Himu · « **Reply #658 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:54:48 AM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 01:51:10 AM

We get along pretty well because we're both incurably asocial and eccentric.

Let's talk about this.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #659 on:** November 25, 2009, 01:55:48 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on November 25, 2009, 01:54:48 AM

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on November 25, 2009, 01:51:10 AM
We get along pretty well because we're both incurably asocial and eccentric.

Let's talk about this.

I'm a hikikomori uguu~ ^___^;

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