Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 561028 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2400 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:22:47 AM »

time to stop posting.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2401 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:24:33 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 01:22:47 AM

time to stop posting about ___ girl.

This would considerably save your post count from incrementing.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2402 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:26:38 AM »

Everytime he posts something about a girl it's like he's a step closer to sleeping with her

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2403 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:32:09 AM »

To be fair he has made progress with cute girl -- I mean progress on a scale that would only apply to Malek or I -- but still it's progress.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #2404 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:32:39 AM »

The 30 year old girl's phone wasn't working last night, so I couldn't meet up with her downtown. Now she wants to meet for dinner at 6pm. I fucking hate going out at 6pm on a Saturday, because by the end of the night I'll have been out for like 10 or 11 hours.

Also, last night I patched things up with the thick girl. We're friends again. She told me she was bummed because I gave her the best sex she'd ever had, and she wanted more. But I told her that I wasn't looking for anything exclusive.

Later I went to karaoke with a big group of people. This one adorable ginger girl (they do exist) in the group was (I thought) really into me, getting me to take shots with her and whatnot. We were holding hands and such on our way to a different bar. But then when I tried to ask her out, she turned me down.

Life is kinda confusing sometimes.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2405 on:** January 16, 2010, 01:39:34 AM »

I've become addicted to frozen "rib" burgers, like the ones in the McRib. Had like, 6 in the past 2 days :'(

Raban · « **Reply #2406 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:05:05 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 16, 2010, 01:39:34 AM

I've become addicted to frozen "rib" burgers, like the ones in the McRib. Had like, 6 in the past 2 days :'(

$:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2407 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:06:05 AM »

I'd have another right now but I'm out of buns :'(

Raban · « **Reply #2408 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:06:50 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 16, 2010, 02:06:05 AM

I'd have another right now but I'm out of buns :'(

I got some buns for you

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2409 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:09:23 AM »

Too much meat not enough buns.

Raban · « **Reply #2410 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:13:11 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 16, 2010, 02:09:23 AM

Too much meat not enough buns.

tbh it's the other way around :'(

demi · « **Reply #2411 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:19:36 AM »

I'll take it

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #2412 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:34:27 AM »

Fuck, I'm supposed to meet this 30 year old chick for dinner, and I'm still tired and hungover as fuck. Hopefully a shower will help with that. All I've done today is chat on facebook and dick around on the guitar. I had planned to do something productive.

Raban · « **Reply #2413 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:45:59 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 16, 2010, 02:19:36 AM

I'll take it

Have you ever even TRIED to be charming? Maybe even playful? I hope you don't try to court your prey with the bludgeon you try on me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2414 on:** January 16, 2010, 03:52:45 AM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on January 16, 2010, 01:39:34 AM

I've become addicted to frozen "rib" burgers, like the ones in the McRib. Had like, 6 in the past 2 days :'(

RIP

demi · « **Reply #2415 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:01:33 AM »

Quote from: Raban on January 16, 2010, 02:45:59 AM

Quote from: demi on January 16, 2010, 02:19:36 AM
I'll take it

Have you ever even TRIED to be charming? Maybe even playful? I hope you don't try to court your prey with the bludgeon you try on me

I'm always charming and playful, imo. Ask around.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2416 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:48:05 AM »

Wouldn't it be funny if from that one night stand green shinobi got the thick chick preggo?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2417 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:02:49 AM »

You mean real baby pregnant or extort-fake-abortion-money-and steal-your-bunny-but-then-try-to-hook-up-with-you-a-year-later-by-respectfully-not-having-killed-your-rabbit pregnant?

Ichirou · « **Reply #2418 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:12:17 AM »

Real I'm-gonna-sue-your-ass-for-child-support-moneys preggo.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2419 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:30:23 AM »

That would be really funny yeah.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2420 on:** January 16, 2010, 11:22:33 AM »

The old people whose apartment always smells like rotting meat are having some type of argument. The old woman has this screeching tone of voice and is always yelling at their dog, which I thought is pretty nice (the dog, not the yelling)

The job transfer process is as slow as molasses. Might be another week or two until I find out $:-\$

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2421 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:33:20 PM »

i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2422 on:** January 16, 2010, 12:41:50 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 16, 2010, 12:33:20 PM

i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.

Give me a mother fucking break.

bud · « **Reply #2423 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:49:22 PM »

day 2

woke up with a boner (i had a dream about bridget fonda in jackie brown) but it's been pretty easy so far

i read a post ta made about how he went without an orgasm for four months. i'm thinking about getting atleast halfway

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2424 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:50:37 PM »

I don't think we needed daily updates. I should be fine as long Cute girl doesn't wear a power-suit to school.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2425 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:54:41 PM »

If all of bud's daily updates are like that, I'd like him to continue.

I have nothing interesting to report.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2426 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:55:16 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 02:50:37 PM

I don't think we needed daily updates. I should be fine as long Cute girl doesn't wear a power-suit to school.

What if Cute girl comes in with a pair of latex pants (as posted in the Outside Link thread)?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2427 on:** January 16, 2010, 02:56:02 PM »

I'd gladly lose the competition.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2428 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:26:13 PM »

With tube8 down I might as well try

Also, I'm loving the wool socks I got for Christmas. Every step taken is like sinking into a nice thick carpet

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2429 on:** January 16, 2010, 04:27:47 PM »

Going from talking about JO'ing to talking about wool socks. I ain't gonna assume!

T234 · « **Reply #2430 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 12:41:50 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 16, 2010, 12:33:20 PM
i saw the one bus girl i used to obsess over today. she was bagging groceries at the local grocery store. needless to say, i won't be thinking about her anymore.
Give me a mother fucking break.

That's fucking pathetic. I know at least 10 chicks that bag groceries for a living that are hotter than Natalie Portman.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2431 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:05:19 PM »

I know several women with paper bags over their heads who are hotter than Natalie Portman.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2432 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:07:34 PM »

I know several petite young girls who are hotter than Natalie Portman

-fistfull

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2433 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:21:23 PM »

excuse me for having some standards. rather not bother with a chick who lowers herself to such a sorry excuse for a job.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2434 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:22:45 PM »

Give me a mother fucking break.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2435 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:23:56 PM »

of course I use the term "bother with" in a hypothetical way.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:23:29 PM

I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.

but you're a dude.
totally different scenario.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2436 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:24:53 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:23:29 PM

I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.

fistful wouldn't date you either. You're over the age of 14.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2437 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:26:00 PM »

She's bagging groceries, not meth.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2438 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:28:53 PM »

they both reside fairly low on the ladder.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2439 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:29:41 PM »

i don't think call center workers are allowed to be picky when it comes to their significant other's occupation.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2440 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:31:40 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:23:29 PM

I started out as a dishwasher and now I own my own company.

black republicans

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2441 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:31:07 PM

I don't think stalkers are allowed to to be picky when it comes to their target's occupation.

I don't know, isn't that a big part of stalking? Being picky?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2442 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:33:39 PM »

my company is fairly well respected in the tech industry. also: I help people.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2443 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:35:21 PM »

You still work at a call-center.

Regardless, the economy sucks. I think it's a positive that's she's not above bagging groceries.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2444 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:35:52 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:31:07 PM

I don't think stalkers are allowed to to be picky when it comes to their target's occupation.

You'd think he'd be happy, retail seems like an easy occupation to stalk.

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on January 16, 2010, 05:23:56 PM

of course I use the term "bother with" in a hypothetical way.
but you're a dude.
totally different scenario.

Actually it's the opposite guys are supposed to be the career motivated one.

Baggers also help people

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2445 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:38:47 PM »

He was kicked out of the supermarket for for loitering around the candy section.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2446 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:39:57 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on January 16, 2010, 05:35:52 PM

Baggers also help people

our mail server is not functioning and we need help diagnosing the issue vs. help me put this carton of oranges in a plastic bag please

very comparable.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2447 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:41:04 PM »

Mother Teresa am cry.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2448 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:41:39 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on January 16, 2010, 05:39:41 PM

He realized she was old enough to get a job.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2449 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:43:33 PM »

i help keep major corporations around the nation working efficiently. she helps the mother purchase cartons of ice cream for her four overweight children.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2450 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:44:31 PM »

So she makes the world a little bit better. Considering the pretentious bitches some women can be like malek said it could actually be a plus.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2451 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:45:55 PM »

if that's the kind of job she settled for i would imagine she probably didn't do too well in high school/college.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2452 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:46:59 PM »

Frankly she's probably too good for you any way.

Somehow I think I'm being trolled.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2453 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:47:17 PM »

There's a girl in my law school that works part time at Sobeys. You really have no clue what's going on in her life.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #2454 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 05:47:17 PM

You really have no clue what's going on about life.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2455 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:49:55 PM »

she's probably an artist who's getting by until she catches a break. Way too cool for you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2456 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:53:07 PM »

An artist? Give me a break. Fistful won't settle for anything less than a doctor or investment banker.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2457 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:55:16 PM »

What girl wouldn't want to be with such a humanitarian? HE HELPS PEOPLE USE THEIR OUTLOOK!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2458 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:57:09 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 05:53:07 PM

An artist? Give me a break. Fistful won't settle for anything less than a doctor or investment banker.

Doctor? Not by the time they finish school+residency

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2459 on:** January 16, 2010, 05:58:04 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on January 16, 2010, 05:47:17 PM

You really have no clue what's going on in her life.

true. so i have to guess.

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