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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3180 on: February 04, 2010, 05:20:39 PM »
Why would they care if they're getting your money and you're passing?

They have a mandatory attendance rule.

How do you skip three weeks?

By . . . not going?

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« Reply #3181 on: February 04, 2010, 05:32:40 PM »
The vision in my left eye is getting pretty bad. It all started about a year ago. I was in a bar, and I had a cigarette, but no lighter. So I asked a female friend of mine for a light. She proceeded to light me up, but had forgotten that she had set up her lighter to shoot out a massive flame like one of those ridiculous crack torches. The burst of flame hit me directly in the left eye. I noticed that my vision was blurrier the next day. Now it's gotten a lot worse. If I close my right eye and try to read the computer screen from a distance of about two feet away, I can barely read the words. It looks like ink that someone smudged pretty badly.

Thinking of getting some laser surgery done while I'm over in Korea since it's a lot cheaper here. I used to have 20/20 vision. This sucks.


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« Reply #3182 on: February 04, 2010, 05:34:11 PM »
The vision in my left eye is getting pretty bad. It all started about a year ago. I was in a bar, and I had a cigarette, but no lighter. So I asked a female friend of mine for a light. She proceeded to light me up, but had forgotten that she had set up her lighter to shoot out a massive flame like one of those ridiculous crack torches. The burst of flame hit me directly in the left eye. I noticed that my vision was blurrier the next day. Now it's gotten a lot worse. If I close my right eye and try to read the computer screen from a distance of about two feet away, I can barely read the words. It looks like ink that someone smudged pretty badly.

Thinking of getting some laser surgery done while I'm over in Korea since it's a lot cheaper here. I used to have 20/20 vision. This sucks.


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« Reply #3183 on: February 04, 2010, 06:18:59 PM »
There was a class I took where I'd show up once every two to three weeks since the graded work was all done online.  It wasn't uncommon for me to have nightmares about going into class and finding out that it was a test day or that some big unannounced project was due.  When I did show up, I'd slink off to the back corner.  In one instance, the professor stared at me minutes before class started.  I pretended to be all nonchalant and was trying to act like she wasn't eyefucking me.  It was uncomfortable.  Left there with a B+ though.

In my later years, when the student loan debt was piling up, I went to every class because each lecture was about $20 a pop and felt that I should take advantage of it.  Most lectures are useless.
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« Reply #3184 on: February 04, 2010, 06:30:39 PM »
That class wasn't worth the stress I made for myself by always skipping it and probably could have aced it.  I was better off just sitting in the back corner and reading the NY Times like I did with other useless lectures that had some kind of mandatory attendance policy.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3185 on: February 04, 2010, 06:37:07 PM »

Here's how a typical class goes: Prof starts with a recap of the last class, moves on to a new case, grills students on the facts of the case, then grills on the issues and the law.


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Only interesting part is the discussion about policy, but I'd never participate in an actual discussion anyway.

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« Reply #3186 on: February 04, 2010, 06:45:48 PM »
Direct that elsewhere.

I don't really get why you keep coming back for more abuse.  Why not just take a break from the boards for a while and come back later?  G caught more shit than you did I suspect and he's back now, although infrequently.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3187 on: February 04, 2010, 06:52:42 PM »
Some admin decided to abuse his powers and make it impossible for me to change anything in my profile. I won't name names, but his initials are Will F. Or W. Federman. No one will care about that though, because everyone is butt buddies with W.F., but no one will even give G.S. the courtesy of a reach-around.  :-\

Must have been demi. :maf

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« Reply #3188 on: February 04, 2010, 07:02:20 PM »
I liked the bunny!

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« Reply #3189 on: February 04, 2010, 08:11:05 PM »
The old people next door (the one that you can smell rotting chicken from) are obnoxious.  The old woman is always yelling at the old man.  If not her then the dog is always barking, which I mind less than the old woman screaming.

3 1/2 weeks to go.
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« Reply #3190 on: February 04, 2010, 08:15:58 PM »
3 1/2 weeks to go.

Until their bodies are discovered?
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« Reply #3191 on: February 04, 2010, 10:08:14 PM »


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« Reply #3192 on: February 04, 2010, 11:33:58 PM »
:rofl

Awesome failure at fitting into everyday society.

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« Reply #3193 on: February 04, 2010, 11:35:55 PM »
That's how I feel when ever someone tries to talk to me IRL.

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« Reply #3194 on: February 04, 2010, 11:40:11 PM »
lol

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« Reply #3195 on: February 04, 2010, 11:50:56 PM »
Sometimes the internet is frustrating. I am trying to youtube Shaker musical vocals, but when I search shaker music I get the Rump Shaker video. When I search shaker singers, I get an Arabic singer with the last name Shaker.

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« Reply #3196 on: February 05, 2010, 01:33:31 AM »
This tax assignment blows. And I'm doing the work of three people because I asked to do it by myself.

I'm not antisocial. . . .

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« Reply #3197 on: February 05, 2010, 03:22:17 AM »
so tired. should have been studying, decided to binge on Titan Quest instead. smh  :-\

i'm going to bed. Only having one of my headphone's earbuds working is a drive killer. I got through a couple episodes of Lost, but I can't will myself to watch 24 in this condition. I'll hopefully get some new ones tomorrow.
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« Reply #3198 on: February 05, 2010, 03:32:08 AM »
so tired. should have been studying, decided to binge on Titan Quest instead. smh  :-\

i'm going to bed. Only having one of my headphone's earbuds working is a drive killer. I got through a couple episodes of Lost, but I can't will myself to watch 24 in this condition. I'll hopefully get some new ones tomorrow.

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« Reply #3199 on: February 05, 2010, 03:34:14 AM »
If it's coming from Phoenix Dark, it's whitewhine.

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« Reply #3200 on: February 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM »
I'll give you that.

'can't will myself to watch 24 in this condition' is absolutely vintage stuff, regardless of color.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3202 on: February 05, 2010, 07:32:42 AM »
How long until the doctors are able to fix your willco and you can start dating Chick A (or was it B?)?

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« Reply #3203 on: February 05, 2010, 08:09:04 AM »
They didn't give you a prognosis?

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« Reply #3204 on: February 05, 2010, 09:01:08 AM »


Hell YUS, I know what I'm getting
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« Reply #3205 on: February 05, 2010, 09:03:52 AM »
I don't think I would be able to move for the rest of the day if I ate that.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3206 on: February 05, 2010, 09:18:01 AM »
Thanks for the heads up, Demi.  :-*
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« Reply #3207 on: February 05, 2010, 09:58:35 AM »
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Hell YUS, I know what I'm getting

OMG!, :dominicancry
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« Reply #3208 on: February 05, 2010, 10:00:27 AM »
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Hell YUS, I know what I'm getting

I can easily chomp through a twenty piece. A fifty piece is like heaven.
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« Reply #3209 on: February 05, 2010, 10:24:56 AM »
yuck, they'd get cold in 5 minutes and cold mcnuggets = blech.  On the other hand, that would make prepping for my dinner party tonight a hell of a lot easier...

and pavement is playing pitchfork. on the same day as lightning bolt  :o

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« Reply #3210 on: February 05, 2010, 11:14:27 AM »
What the hell, how can anyone eat 50 chicken nuggets?! I can only eat like 9, 50 is insane.

No wonder America has an obesity epidemic...

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« Reply #3211 on: February 05, 2010, 11:15:48 AM »
Way to slander America, elektrikluv. NO WONDER NOBODY LIKES YOU.
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« Reply #3212 on: February 05, 2010, 11:22:33 AM »
Wow, elektrikluv. I hope that is a joke post. Please edit and make me rub my eyes and just imagine you arent ignorant
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« Reply #3213 on: February 05, 2010, 11:23:39 AM »
Don't tread on me! :american
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« Reply #3214 on: February 05, 2010, 11:26:26 AM »
If I want to buy Willco some nuggets, that is my god given right.
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« Reply #3215 on: February 05, 2010, 11:39:37 AM »
What the hell, how can anyone eat 50 chicken nuggets?! I can only eat like 9, 50 is insane.

No wonder America has an obesity epidemic...

it's meant for parties

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« Reply #3216 on: February 05, 2010, 11:54:13 AM »
Or this guy:

[youtube=560,345]6-MvNcJr5F4[/youtube]
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« Reply #3217 on: February 05, 2010, 11:54:39 AM »
I missed the bit where it said it was for parties, I was misled by BT's post!
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« Reply #3218 on: February 05, 2010, 11:58:55 AM »
Or this guy (again) :lol

[youtube=560,345]gPkfjK5M-TY[/youtube]
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« Reply #3219 on: February 05, 2010, 12:12:18 PM »
I could eat five double cheeseburgers with ease. That guy isn't even good at being fat; failure at life
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3220 on: February 05, 2010, 12:22:57 PM »
What the hell, how can anyone eat 50 chicken nuggets?! I can only eat like 9, 50 is insane.

No wonder America has an obesity epidemic...

it's meant for parties



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« Reply #3221 on: February 05, 2010, 01:00:32 PM »
I missed the bit where it said it was for parties, I was misled by BT's post!

Yeah, that promo is for definitely for parties but you know there's going to be some dude who'e watching the Super Bowl by himself, snarfing 50 Chicken Nuggets.

What's crazy is 10 Chicken Nuggets contains like 1000Mg of Sodium (which is just over a persons daily requirement).
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« Reply #3222 on: February 05, 2010, 01:12:20 PM »
I ate like 20 of them last time I got one of the 50 deals (like 3 years ago or some shit).  I felt so sick afterwards.

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« Reply #3223 on: February 05, 2010, 01:12:32 PM »
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D

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« Reply #3224 on: February 05, 2010, 01:30:52 PM »
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D

Is this supposed to be a lot? Why are you bragging? What's that smiley face doing there?

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« Reply #3225 on: February 05, 2010, 01:31:37 PM »
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D

Even I eat more than that

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« Reply #3226 on: February 05, 2010, 01:33:23 PM »
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D

:lol :uguu
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« Reply #3227 on: February 05, 2010, 01:36:25 PM »
If I'm hungry I can go through like 6 nuggets and a mcrib and small fries! :D

:lol :uguu

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« Reply #3228 on: February 05, 2010, 01:37:31 PM »
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« Reply #3229 on: February 05, 2010, 06:01:02 PM »
Good News: I wasn't kicked out of school today.
Bad News: I wasn't kicked out of school today.

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« Reply #3230 on: February 05, 2010, 06:18:42 PM »
My stupid active friend made me go rock climbing with him yesterday. The shock of going from my mostly sedentary lifestyle to extreme physical exertion has practically crippled my limbs. I barely managed to rub one out. :(
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« Reply #3231 on: February 05, 2010, 06:24:40 PM »
So what was the whole deal about?

. . . not going to class? Do you not read my posts.

 I did have to drop human rights, but I still stand by my paper, "Freedom of Religion: Even for the fucking Mormons? Really?!"

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« Reply #3232 on: February 05, 2010, 06:30:31 PM »
Does this mean you'll have to do another year of law school?  :'(

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« Reply #3233 on: February 05, 2010, 06:35:46 PM »
Does this mean you'll have to do another year of law school?  :'(

 :wtf How would one elective cost me an entire year?

And I'm doing an independent research paper instead (no actual classes)!

So that's all he wanted to talk to you about? a lecture about the importance of attendance?
Lecture? I don't attend those.  :smug
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« Reply #3234 on: February 05, 2010, 06:50:35 PM »
O I thought You'd be some credits behind. 

So pretty much this has worked out to your benefit, lol

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« Reply #3235 on: February 05, 2010, 06:57:52 PM »
Today I thought of joining the Peace Corps and then I saw you need a college degree. fml
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« Reply #3236 on: February 05, 2010, 06:58:24 PM »
So pretty much this has worked out to your benefit, lol
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« Reply #3237 on: February 06, 2010, 12:54:52 AM »
Just got all the coins in NSMB Wii.  Best friday night for me since...best friday night for me ever.   

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« Reply #3238 on: February 06, 2010, 01:08:18 AM »
The fact that you're posting at all while at a pub seems sad.

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« Reply #3239 on: February 06, 2010, 01:21:38 AM »
It's still half a win though.