eletrikluv is obviously not familiar with the 2 AM Worm.
I still remember when an early version of that hit my computer and posted "OMG LIZ THE HOTTEST GIRL AT [insert college]" on some chick's Facebook wall. It's really a nasty worm.
Best 2 AM worm story I have - and Disposable White Guy will back me up on this - was when I got hammered at my mother's wedding reception afterparty (yes, there was an afterparty). We have a family realtor that is the very definition of a MILF, and sent us personalized magnets and calendars every year (par for the course for that profession).
After about a twenty or so pints of Yuengling, several Irish car bombs and whatever the hell Disposable White Guy ordered after that, I drunkenly went up to said realtor and told her, "You're the
hottest magnet on our fridge!"
It's a catchphrase my family uses to mock me to this day.