Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 561031 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #4680 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:45:00 AM »

Giving him good advice by insulting him? But then saying it's cool cuz you said "no offense" beforehand? You cannot be this deluded.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4681 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:45:27 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 03:42:43 AM

Nailed it.

Annihilated.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4682 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:46:54 AM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on March 16, 2010, 03:45:27 AM

Quote from: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 03:42:43 AM
Nailed it.
Annihilated.

Eviscerated.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4683 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:47:42 AM »

Ha, advice for a muscled man in uniform? Yea, I'm sure he needs girl advice for your corny ass.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4684 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:48:01 AM »

Green you seem to carry a lot of hate with you. Not even cynicism. Just hate.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4685 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:50:27 AM »

Maybe because he doesn't feel the need to pretend?

I think the best advice is don't listen to anyone in this thread, Boogie.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4686 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:50:40 AM »

The only advice GS can give him is "Move to Korea where women are desperate to find a guy who won't treat them like shit."

Ichirou · « **Reply #4687 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:53:06 AM »

Quote from: The Business on March 16, 2010, 03:52:09 AM

Doesn't GS have sex with white girls too, though? What's their deal?

Who the fuck knows. Dude is a slut. They're probably nasty-looking.

demi · « **Reply #4688 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:54:56 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 03:50:40 AM

The only advice GS can give him is "Move to Korea where women are desperate to find a guy who won't treat them like shit."

Pretty good advice. At least Boogie will get laid.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4689 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:56:47 AM »

That has the makings of an awesome movie. Boogie on his horse going around Korea, fighting crime, sexing chicks.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4690 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:58:12 AM »

[youtube=560,345]SI3lPLsbwjw[/youtube]

GS dominating a market that has no competition

Ichirou · « **Reply #4691 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:58:44 AM »

With Brendan Fraser as Boogie.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4692 on:** March 16, 2010, 03:59:44 AM »

I missed a Die Hard 3 reference in pub trivia today. I'm so ashamed.

etiolate · « **Reply #4693 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:05:14 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 16, 2010, 03:59:31 AM

Quote from: The Business on March 16, 2010, 03:52:09 AM
Doesn't GS have sex with white girls too, though? What's their deal?

I'm pretty awesome.

In all seriousness, from what I can tell, Boogie seems to be focusing on one girl at a time. Two tops. The kind of things he's experiencing happen to every single guy out there, with the possible exception of A-list actors. A girl showed interest, but after a brief period away from him her interest appeared to wane? Fuck, that's happened to me like twice this year. Happened to a friend of mine recently, and he's a really good-looking, charismatic guy. You can't be a dude sitting by some creek with a single fishing pole; you have to be a dude out there in a big-ass boat with a dozen fishing lines going at once.

You know, there is a middle ground between obsessing over one girl and being a manslut.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4694 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:15:29 AM »

In all honesty who cares about GS? It's all about boogie

Ichirou · « **Reply #4695 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:19:36 AM »

Boogie

etiolate · « **Reply #4696 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:21:35 AM »

In OTHER NEWS

I've become addicted to Kombucha. It's some nasty hippie drink that I can't stop downing. It's fermented tea. I am pulling an all nighter, so I'm downing the caffeine.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4697 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:22:48 AM »

^
handsome man

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4698 on:** March 16, 2010, 04:30:04 AM »

I already tried the OTHER NEWS schtick and no one cared. Chester A. Arthur! I should be stripped of my GAF tag.

etiolate · « **Reply #4699 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:06:38 AM »

Quote from: Borys on March 16, 2010, 05:58:16 AM

Kosma is right on the money as always. Don't be a talking head, don't act like a nerd even if you are a copper. Girls don't like that. Your case is really weird cause you are nicely built, not bad looking. So I dunno, man.

Grow a beard?

He's trying to impress chicks, not PD.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4700 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:31:01 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 16, 2010, 06:01:26 AM

Why do so many people just outright fucking loathe Green Shinobi?

There are like two people, and the feeling is mutual with both of them.

rodi · « **Reply #4701 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:36:33 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 16, 2010, 03:58:12 AM

[youtube=560,345]SI3lPLsbwjw[/youtube]

GS dominating a market that has no competition

Camera man: "What would you like to find in more Asian guys?"

Girl: "Ummmmmmm...SMARTNESS???"

Camera man: "We're at Berkley!"

etiolate · « **Reply #4702 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:44:44 AM »

I shoulda known that was Berkley.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4703 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:53:50 AM »

There are actually quite a few female foreign teachers over here who are into the Korean guys. A lot more than I expected, anyway. One thing that's kinda funny is that a lot of chubbier white girls are able to get with pretty decent-looking Korean men. But it's not just them; a lot of the hotter foreigners I know have or have had Korean boyfriends.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4704 on:** March 16, 2010, 06:55:33 AM »

You guys don't know Berkeley!

Also, they recorded that at Berkeley and San Francisco (Westfield Mall and around Union Square area).

etiolate · « **Reply #4705 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:05:03 AM »

cal is full of asians

dont lie

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4706 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:07:43 AM »

Well, I learned something today. Apparently "smartness" IS a word. It sounds so utterly distinguished mentally-challenged though.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4707 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:10:26 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 16, 2010, 06:55:33 AM

You guys don't know Berkeley!

Also, they recorded that at Berkeley and San Francisco (Westfield Mall and around Union Square area).

So, CG, care to tell us why you chose to go with white meat?

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #4708 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:16:02 AM »

Tipsy Tuesday, let's get it! (Every post of mine in this thread for the past month or so involves drinking

)

etiolate · « **Reply #4709 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:19:20 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 16, 2010, 07:07:43 AM

Well, I learned something today. Apparently "smartness" IS a word. It sounds so utterly distinguished mentally-challenged though.

correction

smartness is like totally a word

rodi · « **Reply #4710 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:26:04 AM »

edit: nevermind i was late.

etiolate · « **Reply #4711 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:28:08 AM »

white guys got teh smartness

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4712 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:29:44 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 07:10:26 AM

Quote from: CrystalGemini on March 16, 2010, 06:55:33 AM
You guys don't know Berkeley!

Also, they recorded that at Berkeley and San Francisco (Westfield Mall and around Union Square area).

So, CG, care to tell us why you chose to go with white meat?

I don't specifically go for white guys. It's never been about race. My first boyfriend was Chinese Indonesian.

It's the individual that counts. Philosophies, life goals, hobbies...etc etc. All that good stuff and more. I can give a speech about what should be done and how it's the right way to do things but that would be irrelevant to anyone else because relationships work differently for everyone. I cannot say any two the relationships I've come across worked the same. The equation changes with the individuals involved.

rodi · « **Reply #4713 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:34:27 AM »

She's lying, she likes the white meat.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #4714 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:36:35 AM »

ORLY, Miss Alan Rickman?

rodi · « **Reply #4715 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:37:35 AM »

Don't hate the mirror, or whatever that means. Just, don't hate.

I hate you.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4716 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:39:35 AM »

I don't think that Girl-bore discussion should be excluded from the log floggin' thread.

Ichirou · « **Reply #4717 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:40:52 AM »

Quote from: rodi on March 16, 2010, 07:34:27 AM

She's lying, she likes the white meat.

I knew it!

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4718 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:41:10 AM »

Smartness should not be a word. It sounds just as distinguished mentally-challenged as fastness, strongness or stupidness.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4719 on:** March 16, 2010, 07:52:27 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 16, 2010, 07:51:08 AM

I'm fucking sick and tired of my family's bickering, every little thing is an issue to them.

What seems to be the drama this time?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4720 on:** March 16, 2010, 08:09:09 AM »

Quote from: rodi on March 16, 2010, 06:36:33 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 16, 2010, 03:58:12 AM
[youtube=560,345]SI3lPLsbwjw[/youtube]
GS dominating a market that has no competition
Camera man: "What would you like to find in more Asian guys?"
Girl: "Ummmmmmm...SMARTNESS???"
Camera man: "We're at Berkley!"

I'm pretty sure I started a bike trip from that very bus stop next to the Payless Shoes and Bart station.

that video's really stupid though. no asian girl tries to date a white dude to "upgrade". those that do refuse to date within their race only do it to piss off their parents. they're crazy like that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4721 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:15:35 AM »

Speaking of Asian girls dating white girls, one such chick totally dodged me for a week after I said we should reschedule our date since it sounded like her personal schedule was so hectic (it didn't sound like it'd be very enjoyable). I got literally no response back from her whatsoever, via text, phone or e-mail. Then she randomly texted me yesterday asking if I wanted to go out on Friday.

I am thinking about bailing out entirely. I dunno, something seems fishy.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4722 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:18:06 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on March 16, 2010, 11:15:35 AM

Speaking of Asian girls dating white girls, one such chick totally dodged me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4723 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:18:40 AM »

I wouldn't be the first time either!

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4724 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:55:46 AM »

I turn 26 in five minutes. I didn't really think I'd make it this far. Feels weird. My dad was married at this age, and my mom was 26 when I was born. I'm not even close to being ready to get married or have a kid.

tiesto · « **Reply #4725 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:57:42 AM »

I see a lot of white men dating Asian women around here (after all, I believe that is the most common interracial pairing - white man/Asian woman)... and even quite a few Asian men who date white women.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4726 on:** March 16, 2010, 11:59:30 AM »

I'm in the same boat, GS. I found a picture of me when I was 6-years-old this weekend, and that though crossed my mind. My father was married and had a kid (me!) by the time I was his age. He was actually working on his second marriage!

I feel like I'm still growing up. I don't know if I'd want a real relationship considering how much I travel nowadays (I was just in Delaware, when you blink I'll be in Illinois, Los Angeles after that, etc.). Women tend to not be very good about that type of stuff.

Check out my father's mullet

Ichirou · « **Reply #4727 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:02:36 PM »

Your dad looks just like you but thin and with better hair.

Reb · « **Reply #4728 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:04:05 PM »

Wait, Willco is half black?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4729 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 16, 2010, 12:02:36 PM

Your dad looks just like you but thin and with better hair.

No way. My hair is way better than that!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4730 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:12:40 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on March 16, 2010, 12:04:05 PM

Wait, Willco is half black?

That's my stepmom, although I think they were just dating at the time.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #4731 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:28:46 PM »

REAL TALK

Himu · « **Reply #4732 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:32:46 PM »

Fuck growing up.

Himu · « **Reply #4733 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:36:29 PM »

Where's Shamequia: Photograph Edition

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4734 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:37:32 PM »

You guys

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4735 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 16, 2010, 11:55:46 AM

I turn 26 in five minutes. I didn't really think I'd make it this far. Feels weird. My dad was married at this age, and my mom was 26 when I was born. I'm not even close to being ready to get married or have a kid.

Happy birthday dude

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #4736 on:** March 16, 2010, 12:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 16, 2010, 12:49:27 PM

Who is dudebro in the maryland hoodie?

Nice happy pic btw.

Edit: Happy Birthday GS.

That dudebro is my youngest uncle, and my favorite by far - we're still pretty tight. He's awesome. He is basically like circa-"Risky Business" Tom Cruise, but real.

It was definitely a picture of happier times. Most of the family is estranged now. My father divorced my stepmom a few years ago too.

bork · « **Reply #4737 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:07:33 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 16, 2010, 10:26:48 AM

I don't agree with that video at all. The only time I see an Asian chick with a white guy is on the internet. In real life I only see them with black dudes or Asian dudes.

No way. I have seen tons of white guys with Asian girls and a smaller amount of black guys with Asian girls. What's rare is an Asian guy with a white or black girl.

Himu · « **Reply #4738 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:10:44 PM »

Asian guys should hook up with black girls as they're both being snubbed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4739 on:** March 16, 2010, 01:25:48 PM »

Skinny white dudes love black chicks. Asian dudes just got the short end of the stick so no one wants to bang them really.

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