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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1620 on: December 20, 2009, 12:17:14 AM »
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« Reply #1621 on: December 20, 2009, 12:19:02 AM »
What exactly was the hook with flannel girl, though?  Was the flannel enough by itself?  It does add a bit of a tactile element.
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« Reply #1622 on: December 20, 2009, 12:23:33 AM »
flannel girl was a strong visual.  and there was the creepiness factor stemming from Malek's inability to speak with her.  there was even that one episode where she saw him staring at her breasts or something and he was sweating alot?

cute girl is generic, and they've spoken to each other like normal human beings so that generic element is compounded further.  I'm just ambivalent about malek becoming well-adjusted I guess.



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« Reply #1623 on: December 20, 2009, 12:24:21 AM »
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I'm just ambivalent about malek becoming well-adjusted I guess.

You really have no worries.



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« Reply #1624 on: December 20, 2009, 12:24:58 AM »
I don't like this new girl.

Only the Bore should be able to ream out Malek online!

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« Reply #1625 on: December 20, 2009, 12:26:05 AM »
Oh, everyone can have a chance to ream malek.  :-*

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« Reply #1626 on: December 20, 2009, 12:31:17 AM »
my symptomatic obsessive-compulsiveness finally past (literally like an hour ago).  That's a year of my life I'll never get back  :-\

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« Reply #1627 on: December 20, 2009, 12:32:05 AM »
Reaming details?  Please?
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« Reply #1628 on: December 20, 2009, 12:41:46 AM »
I did a search for "malek cute girl" to try and glean some backstory and the oracle responded thus:

You may have meant to search for Male cute girl.
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« Reply #1630 on: December 20, 2009, 12:43:37 AM »
stomach full of buffalo wings, hot chocolate, and whiskey.  not sure if in heaven or hell

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« Reply #1631 on: December 20, 2009, 12:59:18 AM »
Sounds fuck amazing to me

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« Reply #1632 on: December 20, 2009, 01:01:32 AM »
home made buffalo wings :bow

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« Reply #1633 on: December 20, 2009, 01:19:41 AM »
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.
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« Reply #1634 on: December 20, 2009, 01:24:32 AM »
We are all part of that 95% though.


I just had 2 doughnuts and a coke at midnight.  I had three doughnuts and two coke at 8 already too.  I hope I die in my sleep from pancreas failure. 

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« Reply #1635 on: December 20, 2009, 01:27:10 AM »
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.

Diunx is always gets so upset when people don't drink or use drugs. :lol
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« Reply #1636 on: December 20, 2009, 01:28:05 AM »
Just got into a debate with a PS3 fanboy on a friend's facebook status when I saw someone say that FFXIII had a "decrease in graphics" because of the 360 version. Now I feel dirty. I think it's time for me to go to sleep. :-\

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« Reply #1637 on: December 20, 2009, 01:29:43 AM »
I wish I had friends that liked to play RISK.  Diunx lives a grand life and doesn't even know it. 

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« Reply #1638 on: December 20, 2009, 01:31:54 AM »
stomach full of buffalo wings, hot chocolate, and whiskey.  not sure if in heaven or hell

All I know is that its a one way street :teehee
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« Reply #1639 on: December 20, 2009, 01:31:59 AM »
Juice could you turn like the last 30 seconds of this into a gif where you can still see the words?

http://www.watch-onepiece.com/watch/589-One_Piece_Episode_431_English_Subbed/

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« Reply #1640 on: December 20, 2009, 01:37:29 AM »
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.

Diunx is always gets so upset when people don't drink or use drugs. :lol

What pisses me off is that I only complainned about my missing soldiers and he comes and calls me an idiot, I'm ok with him not admiting that they where cheating but why does he has to insult me? if it weren't for my other friends I would have beat his skinny ass.

Nobady likes that fucking guy he was only there because we didn't have enough money to buy the rum, my friend's girl calls him calls him "that thing"
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« Reply #1641 on: December 20, 2009, 01:37:41 AM »
Juice could you turn like the last 30 seconds of this into a gif where you can still see the words?

http://www.watch-onepiece.com/watch/589-One_Piece_Episode_431_English_Subbed/

I don't do anime.
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« Reply #1642 on: December 20, 2009, 01:38:22 AM »
Its very representative of EB though!

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« Reply #1643 on: December 20, 2009, 01:45:24 AM »
I'm super drunk I was gonna kick some ass today, I was at a friend's house playing risk and drinking rum, I went to the my friends room to check my e-mail I come back and I have no fucking soldiers left on my main country, I complaint about that and some virgin "I don't like alcohiol" douchabag that I hate tells me that I'm part of the 95% of the population that is stupid, I was gonna kick his fucking skinny ass buy my friends stopped me.

Diunx is always gets so upset when people don't drink or use drugs. :lol

lol I just noticed the "is" on that sentence, in my defence that guy has no cultural or religios reason to not drink, he was just a fucking antisocial nerd that didn't drink during his teen years and now he hates the taste of alcohol, he was talking about how he was not going to drink becouse he always gets an stomach ache the next morning even before we started drinking and another one of his excuses is "I don't drink with dudes" but he gets sick when his around  womens(true story) so I keep telling him to get a fucking cat since he can't be around fucking humans beings.
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« Reply #1644 on: December 20, 2009, 01:58:19 AM »
Sounds fuck amazing to me

fuck now im hungry

it's wonderful, but my loins are quivering

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« Reply #1645 on: December 20, 2009, 02:02:38 AM »
home made buffalo wings :bow



I got em at a korean bbq place.  They mix a kick ass frank's based buffalo wing sauce with this heavenly stuff: (it's basically sriracha with chunks of peppers and garlic...godly shit right there.)   The chicken is spiced nicely too and it's huge whole wings and legs.  I have five more in my fridge...if I eat them, I'll blow my colon but it might be worth it
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1646 on: December 20, 2009, 02:08:39 AM »
Your colon will be fine man they are like a lot stronger than the fucking medicine drames let us to believe.

I was playing with a sharpie pen and it fell to the floor and now I can't find it :'(
« Last Edit: December 20, 2009, 02:14:25 AM by Diunx »
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« Reply #1647 on: December 20, 2009, 02:29:51 AM »
if i could become a cyborg, the first thing I'd do is have a metal colon installed

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« Reply #1648 on: December 20, 2009, 02:33:05 AM »
So I mentioned in the avatar thread that I was going with a date, I didn't like my date but her cousin went to see the movie with some guy and I really like her, after the movie the guy didn't even drive her home, my friend droved her and her sister home and we stayed there for like 10 minutes and she kept looking at me. Do you guys think that she likes me or that she just find me weird? :-[
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« Reply #1649 on: December 20, 2009, 10:15:53 AM »
Day 3/10 for my vacation.

My car still has problems and the car dealership said it would take two days to get the part in (which would have been Wednesday) but as of Friday, they did not get it in.  Realizing that it is taking a month to figure some simple shit out and probably a long ass time to get the part in and repairs, they gave me a loaner car, which is pretty nice.  So now I'm back at my parents' place, where we'll have our Christmas dinner tonight.  Should be excellent as we're having grilled prime rib and scalloped potatoes :hyper :drool  My parents are turning into winefags, I should have asked Cohen or someone who knows whats up about what wine goes well with grilled prime rib.

Got my job interview tomorrow for my potential job transfer.  Not really nervous at all and it is just an hour.  I've interviewed with the man before and it was an hour timeslot then but it wound up lasting an hour and a half.  We'll see what happens.

Kind of a nice way to wrap up an otherwise stressful and hectic year, although I will be back to work on the 28th.

Have a happy holidays, EB!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1650 on: December 20, 2009, 10:21:27 AM »
I'm wearing a scarf inside, that doesn't make me a hipster though. Just always fashionable.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1651 on: December 20, 2009, 11:00:09 AM »
I had like half my troops there, the other half was moving down to australia.
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« Reply #1652 on: December 20, 2009, 11:06:07 AM »
Who the fuck plays Risk, play a mans game like Axis & Allies. This is like playing Forza 3 in the court of the Gran Turismo king.

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« Reply #1653 on: December 20, 2009, 11:12:00 AM »
We try to play Axis a couple of days ago but only one of my mates knows how to play and he sucks at explaining the rules so we just gave up.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1654 on: December 20, 2009, 11:16:09 AM »
does anyone else get really excited when chipopo and kranz are posting at the same time?  cause i do :-[
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« Reply #1655 on: December 20, 2009, 11:16:56 AM »
do priests in confession booths have to report crimes?   I was watching House yesterday and a guy went in and straight up confessed to murder...thought that was weird.


does anyone else get really excited when chipopo and kranz are posting at the same time?  cause i do :-[

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« Reply #1656 on: December 20, 2009, 11:26:56 AM »
do priests in confession booths have to report crimes?   I was watching House yesterday and a guy went in and straight up confessed to murder...thought that was weird.


Aren't such confessions subject to confessional privilege in the US? No such religious communication class privilege exists in Canada,* but such communications can be subject to privilege on a case-by-case basis.

Also I gave up on House this season. How is it?


*I think such privilege may exist in Quebec. But that's not Canada.
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« Reply #1657 on: December 20, 2009, 11:37:32 AM »
does anyone else get really excited when chipopo and kranz are posting at the same time?  cause i do :-[

thanks.  8)

And now that my symptoms have passed you'll be seeing a whole new side of my internet persona!  Stay tuned!

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #1658 on: December 20, 2009, 11:40:00 AM »
Juice could you turn like the last 30 seconds of this into a gif where you can still see the words?

http://www.watch-onepiece.com/watch/589-One_Piece_Episode_431_English_Subbed/

I don't do anime.

A man has to have a code :bow
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« Reply #1659 on: December 20, 2009, 12:17:04 PM »
How can a Mets fan have a code?
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« Reply #1660 on: December 20, 2009, 12:19:23 PM »
How can a Mets fan have a code?

Not only does he have a code, he has a great sense of loyalty.

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« Reply #1661 on: December 20, 2009, 12:20:02 PM »
I said "Mets fan" not "Malek fan".
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« Reply #1662 on: December 20, 2009, 03:20:42 PM »
Done finals and now I still feel an anxiety like I should be going to school and preparing for next terms classes or doing something school related at least.  I can't even enjoy free time anymore.   :'(

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« Reply #1663 on: December 20, 2009, 03:28:42 PM »
It's only sunday?  wtf? 

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« Reply #1664 on: December 20, 2009, 04:03:16 PM »
I just finished trademarks and I'm now reading patents.

How the hell is this only one class?

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« Reply #1665 on: December 20, 2009, 04:28:22 PM »
do priests in confession booths have to report crimes?   I was watching House yesterday and a guy went in and straight up confessed to murder...thought that was weird.


Aren't such confessions subject to confessional privilege in the US? No such religious communication class privilege exists in Canada,* but such communications can be subject to privilege on a case-by-case basis.

Also I gave up on House this season. How is it?


*I think such privilege may exist in Quebec. But that's not Canada.


I'm not aware of that privilege in the U.S.  Therapists have to warn people if their patients say they'll kill them, but innocent bystanders don't have any duty to help each other (unless they are in control of the instrumentality or do the damage themselves.)  You can make a citizen's arrest if you reasonably believe someone just committed a felony...so I don't know where confessions booths fit into all that.

edit:  as for House, I dunno.  I watch it randomly.  I go to Hulu and look for the episode with the most interesting sounding disease.
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« Reply #1666 on: December 20, 2009, 04:47:12 PM »
I met an African American at the bank today and after exchanging niceties and discussing his stay so far in Saudi (he's been here with the navy for 7 months), he invited me to a New Years Eve party at one of the American Forces compounds. Should I go?

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« Reply #1667 on: December 20, 2009, 05:06:35 PM »
No. Unless you're unafraid of the size of a black man's phallus
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« Reply #1668 on: December 20, 2009, 05:12:11 PM »
No. Unless you're unafraid of the size of a black man's phallus
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« Reply #1669 on: December 20, 2009, 08:59:17 PM »
FU castlevania and your fucking crab boss!  I died while the elevator dropped on him!

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« Reply #1670 on: December 20, 2009, 09:15:52 PM »
I have a ton of things to keep me entertained and feel like I need to constantly be consuming something to consider the day worthwhile.  But the most enjoyable part of today was when the power went out and I was able to relax and do nothing.  I think I'm going crazy.

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« Reply #1671 on: December 20, 2009, 10:31:17 PM »
Fuck

Patent law is a lot more complicated than trademark law. I don't know whether the law itself is more complicated, but the subject matter in the cases definitely is. A tradename is a lot simpler to grasp than a dextro-rotatory isomer or a clopidogrel bisuflate. WTF?

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« Reply #1672 on: December 20, 2009, 10:32:14 PM »
Watching the Sex Rehab finale. Fucked up b-list celebs are entertaining.

Shit, that one girl was in the super-boring sex tape with Colin Farrel.
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« Reply #1673 on: December 21, 2009, 12:46:04 AM »
Half these patent cases seem to involve Apotex, a producer of generic drugs in Canada. Their modus operandi involves trying to invalidate patents so that they can produce generic drugs sooner. In one case they tried to invalidate a patent by claiming the patent lacked utility. They won and then made a generic drug out of this "useless" patent (the case was won because the patent holder failed to disclose information, not because the patent did not have utility).

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« Reply #1674 on: December 21, 2009, 03:40:43 AM »
We are all part of that 95% though.


I just had 2 doughnuts and a coke at midnight.  I had three doughnuts and two coke at 8 already too.  I hope I die in my sleep from pancreas failure. 

I misread that as "pancake failure." Mmmm. Pancakes.

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« Reply #1675 on: December 21, 2009, 04:45:30 AM »
What a badass company, and good on them for cheaper prices. ^^
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« Reply #1676 on: December 21, 2009, 09:31:05 AM »
last night my moms cable box/tv decided to shit the bed and i spent an hour figuring out whether or not it was a cable box issue or a tv issue. at the end I never even really got an answer. get fucked video and sound with the two cable boxes (hers and mine) and my cable box works fine on my tv. figured it was a tv issue, right? well when I grabbed my wii and plugged it in using component cables in the same inputs I get no issues at all. what the hell.
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« Reply #1677 on: December 21, 2009, 09:50:26 AM »
The gym is closed because they are installing new cardio equipment and today is my lifting day. :maf

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« Reply #1678 on: December 21, 2009, 11:40:32 AM »
first day of complete freedom in months...what do I do with myself??!?!

I think I'll go to the japanese supermarket and get some real ramen  8)   

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« Reply #1679 on: December 21, 2009, 11:42:51 AM »
The gym is closed because they are installing new cardio equipment and today is my lifting day. :maf
I had to skip my lifting day today because they are installing new hot water heaters in the building until 7 p.m. tonight and I don't want to sit in my soiled workout clothes all day  :'(
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