Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 559244 times)

archie4208 · « **Reply #1680 on:** December 21, 2009, 12:04:09 PM »

I hate the holiday season because the gym is closed so often. I know I won't be able to work out on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Years day. And then you will have a flood of people coming in on January 2. At least they will be gone by February!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1681 on:** December 21, 2009, 01:38:32 PM »

94 in my epistemology class!!! means I must have got 100 on the final!
71 in probability which is what I expected.

Bebpo · « **Reply #1682 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:40:08 PM »

I am now Swine Vaccine'd. First time getting a flu shot since I was like 10.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1683 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:15:56 PM »

God damn it. I was switched out of the one class I would have had with both Flannel Girl and Unobtainium next semester.

Robo · « **Reply #1684 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:17:31 PM »

... how exactly do you know which specific classes they're enrolled in?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1685 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:20:09 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on December 21, 2009, 04:17:31 PM

... how exactly do you know which specific classes they're enrolled in?

The second year is divided into two sections. I'm in one they're both in the other. For one class, for whatever reason, I was assigned to their section. Then I received an email this morning saying I've been moved.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1686 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:28:28 PM »

False Alarm. The two classes are actually being combined into one class of 99 students.

T234 · « **Reply #1687 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:39:15 PM »

Malek is still alive?!?!?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1688 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:04:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 21, 2009, 04:58:54 PM

Wouldn't surprise me if the same thing happened here.

Clearly you didn't read my follow up post.

Also I've never actually approached Unobtainiun. Each time we've talked, she's approached me.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1689 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:22:36 PM »

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94 in my epistemology class!!! means I must have got 100 on the final!

But how do you know that? Can you truly be certain of it?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1690 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:23:25 PM »

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Also I've never actually approached Unobtainiun. Each time we've talked, she's approached me.

How aggressively has she approached you? Does she try to pin you against the wall?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1691 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:37:52 PM »

Aggressive for Malek is making eye contact.

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on December 21, 2009, 05:22:36 PM

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94 in my epistemology class!!! means I must have got 100 on the final!

But how do you know that? Can you truly be certain of it?

It's highly probable

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #1692 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:43:22 PM »

I'd like to thank my now former employment place for the lousy fuckign $40 christmas bonus check. Fuck you, nameless company. What am I going to do with $40?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1693 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:04:25 PM »

Got a goddamn jizz stain on my new computer chair

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1694 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:09:24 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1695 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:12:58 PM »

anyone else ever get the inclination to sell off a whole bunch of their possessions...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1696 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:25:43 PM »

Is that inclination followed by the desire to go up north and build yourself your own log tomb where you will slowly freeze to death in the coming winter? Then ya.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1697 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:57:27 PM »

The first day I've gone without any coke zero. I think I'm going to die and further more I think I'm going to take some one with me. KILL

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #1698 on:** December 21, 2009, 08:10:58 PM »

Looking at about an 8 and a half hour flight from Tokyo to San Francisco on a behemoth 747, and then a 45 flight on one of those "oh shit this might fall apart mid-flight" airplanes home. FUCK. Luckily I will have a PSP go with mad games (shouts to DC!), a DSi, and a Mac to keep me occupied if I don't drink myself to sleep 45 minutes in. Wish me luck! I hate flying... :\

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1699 on:** December 22, 2009, 02:27:38 PM »

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Trademarks went well; Patents did not!.
For the patents exam, I combined the brevity of Loki with the coherence of am nintenho. I honestly feel sorry for my prof.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1700 on:** December 22, 2009, 02:34:26 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 22, 2009, 02:27:38 PM

Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Trademarks went well; Patents did not!.
For the patents exam, I combined the brevity of Loki with the coherence of am nintenho. I honestly feel sorry for my prof.

haha. I'm doing this right now with a paper due in an hour. God it feels wretched.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1701 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:13:00 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 22, 2009, 03:11:10 PM

Father Mike?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1702 on:** December 22, 2009, 03:23:52 PM »

Vacation Day 5 of 10

Went on a job interview yesterday. Did well at every question, interview went for a half hour longer than expected, and sent off a thank you letter today. We will see but I was the last of eight interviews he had.

Also, I'm liking a lot of the new emoticon additions.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1703 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:34:35 PM »

First drink in over two months.

so it begins

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1704 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:38:27 PM »

Welcome back to the fold, Malek! *cheers*

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1705 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:40:20 PM »

gonna get real high tonight

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1706 on:** December 22, 2009, 04:46:25 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on December 22, 2009, 04:40:13 PM

Woulda been 9 years today.

Sigh.

post nudes. We all know you have them.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1707 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:04:51 PM »

order of ecclesia sucked monkey shit though a straw,gagged, and then was pissed on like it was a Japanese porn star.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1708 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:19:13 PM »

First impression: Broken Social Scene sucks.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1709 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:20:34 PM »

That's horrible. Scratch her off the list.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1710 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:26:31 PM »

OH FUCKING NO.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1711 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:30:31 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #1712 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:34:13 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1713 on:** December 22, 2009, 07:41:27 PM »

gah, shitty weather, don't wanna drive downtown...but there's pizza, liquor, and lots of quoting of the Room involved, so I guess I will.

drew · « **Reply #1714 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:17:26 PM »

got my 360 hooked up to my new hdtv, but it looks like i did something wrong, i poped in mw2 and the menus look fine, but when i get in a game it looks like asds, i didnt plug in the yellow thingy because it only had two reds and a white

demi · « **Reply #1715 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:19:58 PM »

good because you're supposed to use the green red and blue ones

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #1716 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:20:19 PM »

Fucking flight delayed because they're missing a crew member. I just wanna go home for the holidays.

drew · « **Reply #1717 on:** December 22, 2009, 08:29:11 PM »

yeah i used those, but below it it just had a white one surounded by two reds, i thought youre suppossed to plug them all in in a row?

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #1718 on:** December 22, 2009, 09:21:09 PM »

Quote from: Bacchus7 on December 22, 2009, 08:20:19 PM

Fucking flight delayed because they're missing a crew member. I just wanna go home for the holidays.

I WANT AN ETA SIR, DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOUR PARENTS.

archie4208 · « **Reply #1719 on:** December 22, 2009, 11:33:16 PM »

I hung out with some of my friends who are home from Christmas break and we ate dinner at a restaurant and now I feel like shit. $:-\$

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1720 on:** December 22, 2009, 11:55:33 PM »

smokin blunts smokin bluntsssssssssss

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1721 on:** December 23, 2009, 06:12:18 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on December 22, 2009, 07:20:34 PM

That's horrible. Scratch her off the list.

[youtube=560,345]l2r5NxXHiBc[/youtube]

demi · « **Reply #1722 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:51:01 AM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1723 on:** December 23, 2009, 07:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 23, 2009, 07:48:41 AM

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 22, 2009, 03:13:00 PM

I'm more coherent than you could ever dream of being, Malek. And I don't turn into a stuttering mess when girls approach me.

I was simply helping Kosma figure out who jinfash was referring to.

Quote from: Green Shinobi on December 23, 2009, 07:48:41 AM

And I don't turn into a stuttering mess when girls approach me.

I didn't know I had a stuttering problem. Good to know.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1724 on:** December 23, 2009, 08:00:53 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on May 14, 2009, 07:26:49 AM

Hope you have a good time posting here. Jinfash and Malek are the best posters. . . .

* Harry Lime whistles

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1725 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:43:32 PM »

I just got this text from a chick I have not spoken to for about two weeks, and had not seen since November:

Quote

I wanna have sex.

The most blunt, straightforward text I have ever received.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1726 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:48:45 PM »

But with whom?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1727 on:** December 23, 2009, 01:55:16 PM »

This was followed up with:

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Send me a cock pic.

It sounds like demi.

demi · « **Reply #1728 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:14:40 PM »

Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang

drew · « **Reply #1729 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:17:49 PM »

i just started drinking heavily again and im already thinking of stopping because itd be one less thing that id have in common with malek

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1730 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on December 23, 2009, 02:17:49 PM

i just started drinking heavily again and im already thinking of stopping because itd be one less thing that id have in common with malek

* Harry Lime starts to jog

you can't jog, right?

* Harry Lime starts to do jumping jacks.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1731 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:28:25 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 23, 2009, 02:14:40 PM

Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang

She has a boyfriend.

demi · « **Reply #1732 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:29:37 PM »

But she will shove a carrot in her cunt thinking of your kind of below average phallus

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1733 on:** December 23, 2009, 02:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 23, 2009, 02:28:25 PM

Quote from: demi on December 23, 2009, 02:14:40 PM
Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang

She has a boyfriend.

So she's Tiger Woods and you're her cocktail waitress?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1734 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:07:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on December 23, 2009, 02:29:37 PM

But she will shove a carrot in her cunt thinking of your kind of below average phallus

Hey, but it's thick!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1735 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:16:33 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on December 23, 2009, 02:32:18 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 23, 2009, 02:28:25 PM
Quote from: demi on December 23, 2009, 02:14:40 PM
Give the girl what she wants. Or is Federwang more Feder than wang

She has a boyfriend.

So she's Tiger Woods and you're her cocktail waitress?

demi · « **Reply #1736 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:19:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 23, 2009, 03:07:40 PM

Quote from: demi on December 23, 2009, 02:29:37 PM
But she will shove a carrot in her cunt thinking of your kind of below average phallus

Hey, but it's thick!

Very nice

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1737 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:32:24 PM »

Now she called me for a picture.

I told her that ship sailed once she got a boyfriend, and said I belong to demi only.

Powerslave · « **Reply #1738 on:** December 23, 2009, 03:34:42 PM »

gay sex is gay

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1739 on:** December 23, 2009, 05:11:37 PM »

I just got my income tax back and I submitted it back before it was due too. Fuck I didn't even buy people xmas gifts because all I had wasn't even enough to cover next terms text books. :'(

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Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 559244 times)