Author Topic: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it (Read 6047 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** November 11, 2009, 05:27:02 PM »

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Casey Affleck has a good deranged expression on his face, too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM »

Affleck Brothers win again

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2009, 06:42:16 PM »

Well....damn.

Solo · « **Reply #3 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM »

Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:23:28 PM »

Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.

Robo · « **Reply #5 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM

Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #6 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM

Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

Epic Thread Failure.

Solo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on November 11, 2009, 07:23:28 PM

Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.

Not to mention that the profile of the chick getting spanked doesnt look like Alba.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:34:53 PM »

LET ME HAVE MY DREAMS, SOLO

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:36:28 PM »

all you and your ilk have is your dreams

maybe if we shatter them you can have lives as well?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #10 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »

I SPANKED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #11 on:** November 11, 2009, 07:45:37 PM »

I guess this means straight-to-video skin movies are right around the corner.

chronovore · « **Reply #12 on:** November 11, 2009, 08:30:05 PM »

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM

Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

FFFFFFUUUUUUUU...

*deletes still frames from hard drive*

*reviews still frames from Into the Blue*

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM »

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM

Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

An ass stunt double?

??

wtf is this world coming to?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM »

This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.

chronovore · « **Reply #15 on:** November 12, 2009, 12:52:27 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double???

wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:00:23 AM »

I met Jeanne Tripplehorn in real-life at the Rite-Aid on Sunset when I was staying at my friend's apartment in West Hollywood. The years have not been so kind.

chronovore · « **Reply #17 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:09:19 AM »

Did you compliment her on her stunt-ass?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #18 on:** November 12, 2009, 01:10:39 AM »

No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.

chronovore · « **Reply #19 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:32:18 AM »

You did not!

Ganhyun · « **Reply #20 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:37:17 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 12, 2009, 01:10:39 AM

No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.

OMG!

Solo · « **Reply #21 on:** November 12, 2009, 04:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM

Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double???

wtf is this world coming to?

This shit is actually very common.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #22 on:** November 12, 2009, 05:29:11 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on November 12, 2009, 12:52:27 AM

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM
Quote from: Solo on November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double???

wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.

apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** November 12, 2009, 05:52:08 AM »

Quote from: Willco on November 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM

This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.

:\

chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:24:48 AM »

Quote from: Scenester on November 12, 2009, 05:29:11 AM

apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too

Goddamnit, this thread is killing dreams faster than a lesbian supermodel.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #25 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:53:51 AM »

Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on November 12, 2009, 10:53:51 AM

Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:04:19 AM »

I would went with

, personally.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** November 12, 2009, 11:22:46 AM »

No, because that implies I won't make it a REALITY.

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