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ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« on: November 11, 2009, 05:27:02 PM »
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Casey Affleck has a good deranged expression on his face, too.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2009, 05:31:37 PM »
Affleck Brothers win again
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2009, 06:42:16 PM »
Well....damn.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2009, 07:20:33 PM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2009, 07:23:28 PM »
Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2009, 07:29:09 PM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2009, 07:31:46 PM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.

Epic Thread Failure.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2009, 07:32:35 PM »
Yeah, I thought the cutting of the scene made it pretty obvious.

Not to mention that the profile of the chick getting spanked doesnt look like Alba.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2009, 07:34:53 PM »
LET ME HAVE MY DREAMS, SOLO
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2009, 07:36:28 PM »
all you and your ilk have is your dreams

maybe if we shatter them you can have lives as well?

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2009, 07:39:51 PM »
I SPANKED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2009, 07:45:37 PM »
I guess this means straight-to-video skin movies are right around the corner.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2009, 08:30:05 PM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
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*reviews still frames from Into the Blue*

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2009, 10:18:31 PM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

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wtf is this world coming to?
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2009, 10:22:36 PM »
This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 12:52:27 AM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

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wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 01:00:23 AM »
I met Jeanne Tripplehorn in real-life at the Rite-Aid on Sunset when I was staying at my friend's apartment in West Hollywood. The years have not been so kind.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 01:09:19 AM »
Did you compliment her on her stunt-ass?

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 01:10:39 AM »
No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 04:32:18 AM »
You did not!

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 04:37:17 AM »
No, but I did ask her if she would drink my pee.

OMG! :lol
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2009, 04:55:54 AM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?

This shit is actually very common.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2009, 05:29:11 AM »
Dont want to shatter dreams, but apparently its a body double for the ass shots.
An ass stunt double????????????????????????????????????

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

wtf is this world coming to?

I recall Jeanne Tripplehorn talking about in Waterworld how they let her choose her own ass-double. Ever since then I have carefully watched for camera-cuts in celeb nude scenes. I was just too hopeful with this Alba scene.

apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too  :o
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 05:52:08 AM »
This makes me want to do a short film where I disrobe and the camera cuts to some muscle builder's body.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2009, 10:24:48 AM »
apparently the classic Entapment laser scene use an ass double too  :o

Goddamnit, this thread is killing dreams faster than a lesbian supermodel.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #25 on: November 12, 2009, 10:53:51 AM »
Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2009, 11:02:39 AM »
Hollywood needs to hire elektrikluv as an ass double.

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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #27 on: November 12, 2009, 11:04:19 AM »
I would went with :drool, personally.
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Re: ITT Jessica Alba gets her bare ass spanked and likes it
« Reply #28 on: November 12, 2009, 11:22:46 AM »
No, because that implies I won't make it a REALITY.
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