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Which would want to be

World's strongest man
5 (16.1%)
World's fastest man
26 (83.9%)

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Author Topic: Real talk: Would you rather be the strongest man or fastest man in the world  (Read 1392 times)

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Phoenix Dark

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My uncle brought this up earlier today, so I introduce the topic to EB

I say world's fastest man>>>world's strongest man, simply because there's more money involved in speed. Being the strongest man might sound cool but ultimately you'd be nothing more than a star attraction on ESPN2. Maybe you could translate it into a successful MMA or boxing career but meh, you'd still be stuck in a specific market

Everyone knows who Usain Bolt is. Being not only faster than him but American too? Sheeit, you'd be The Man. Imagine dominating the Olympics every 4 years. Maybe retire in your mid thirties, then come out of retirement 8 years later and win gold again. Or imagine winning marathons without breaking a sweat. So many deals would be thrown your way. :bow
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World's biggest cock.
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Great Rumbler

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Van Cruncheon

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which one better corresponds to sexual stamina

i'mma go with strong
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Flannel Boy

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which one better corresponds to sexual stamina

i'mma go with strong

In order to become the world's strongest man, you would need to take a large amount of steroids, shrinking your testicles to the size of two raisins.

Bocsius

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I'd take strength over speed, but I'd choose to be the fastest man over the strongest.

I have no desire to look like a circus freak.

Madrun Badrun

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I have no desire to look like a circus freak.

The deciding factor right here.

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Neither.  I'd rather be GSP.

edit:  but I'd rather have the physique of the world's best sprinters than the world's heaviest lifters.
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Akala

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fastest. the strongest man would never catch me.

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Neither.  I'd rather be GSP.


I'd be the world's fastest man and mercilessly taunt Boogie St. Pierre, running away before he could hit me.

Fresh Prince

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I'd rather be PD's uncle.
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Himu

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Speed.

Easy.
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Bildi

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I rather be strongest since it's more useful in everyday life.

Just imagine being able to toss around muckhole in the sack like you can a skinny girl.  I dare anyone to find a bigger turn-on than that.

Diunx

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Barry Allen >>>>>>>>> Clark Kent.

Flash fact.
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Cormacaroni

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Usain Bolt is also stronger than anyone posting ITT so I'd go with 'fastest'. Sprinters are very strong and powerful, they're just not strong relative to dedicated strength athletes. In terms of both everyday usefulness and global acclaim, sprinting speed wins hands down. Does anybody here know who Andy Bolton is? Thought not.

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Tristam

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Speed, of course. As cormac said, the fastest sprinters in the world are still strong and well-built.

archie4208

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I read the title as "strongest man or fattest man".  I was going to pick the later. :'(

Dickie Dee

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I'm pretty ambivalent about whether I'd rather be more stronger or faster...but being the "most in the world" implies something near unnatural about you. If you extrapolate what the strongest people are into "the world's most" the results aren't pretty. Extrapolating fast folk into the world's most...I could probably live with that.
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Brehvolution

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Strength would benefit you more in real world situations.
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I rather be strongest since it's more useful in everyday life.

Just imagine being able to toss around muckhole in the sack like you can a skinny girl.  I dare anyone to find a bigger turn-on than that.

But if you were the fastest, you could slip in and out undetected.  :tauntaun

fastest. the strongest man would never catch me.

Until you ran into the worlds strongest surprise clothesline!  :punch

I'd take strength, but only if I could have it without the matching physique. Anything bigger than a Mr. Universe-era Schwarzenegger looks freaky.
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Bildi

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I rather be strongest since it's more useful in everyday life.

Just imagine being able to toss around muckhole in the sack like you can a skinny girl.  I dare anyone to find a bigger turn-on than that.

But if you were the fastest, you could slip in and out undetected.  :tauntaun

But that wouldn't be much fun for you, now would it boo? :tauntaun

Cormacaroni

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I think it's time for a new poll:

Who would you rather be?

- the hippo
- the cat
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Bildi

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- can't decide

Akala

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the hippo looks pretty happy.  :-[