Author Topic: Looks like Tiger woods is dead (Read 21585 times)

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #120 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:27:25 PM »

Economics is awesome, and it makes you employable (assuming your program requires substantial math as well)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #121 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:37:34 PM »

My wife has a Bachelor's in Economics (and now an MBA) and got a great job out of college back in 2003.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #122 on:** December 02, 2009, 01:59:40 PM »

I went unemployed for over a year with a Master's in Accounting. I am a semester away from a Master's in Economics and I already have a job lined up. Some anecdotal evidence: The department that I am going to be working in (business analytics) doesn't even interview business college students anymore because they don't know anything

(that is literally what the interviewer told me).

basically:

economics

Beezy · « **Reply #123 on:** December 02, 2009, 02:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2009, 01:59:40 PM

I went unemployed for over a year with a Master's in Accounting.

I don't see how that's possible. Where do you live?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #124 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:01:09 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 02, 2009, 12:59:43 PM

false alarm

Yet those guys drive him nuts.

ManaByte · « **Reply #125 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:09:23 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** December 02, 2009, 03:16:39 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 02, 2009, 02:23:09 PM

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2009, 01:59:40 PM
I went unemployed for over a year with a Master's in Accounting.
I don't see how that's possible. Where do you live?

the michigan equivalent of the siberia

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #127 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:26:29 PM »

Tiger done fucked up.

He was always the clean cut legend that was likable to middle aged white people. Now he's just another immoral black thug-athlete to them.

Diunx · « **Reply #128 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:35:30 PM »

If I had all his money I wouldn't give a shit how people felt about me.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #129 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:40:35 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on December 02, 2009, 05:35:30 PM

If I had all his money I wouldn't give a shit how people felt about me.

Endorsement deals, dude. Tiger might not give a shit what some fat fuck who watches ESPN thinks but Nike might and Tiger does give a shit what Nike thinks of him.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #130 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:46:45 PM »

What he did wasn't in the same ballpark, Tiger will recover. Hell, the media will probably have another story to chase soon, and who knows Favre might be in the superbowl

Himu · « **Reply #131 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:53:13 PM »

People will forget this as of next week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #132 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:54:32 PM »

http://www.sphere.com/2009/12/02/perez-hilton-offers-tiger-woods-advice/

Yea, I'm gonna say this has officially peaked

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #133 on:** December 02, 2009, 05:58:34 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 02, 2009, 05:53:13 PM

People will forget this as of next week.

I wish I could forget it already.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #134 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:18:35 PM »

I'm not even sure what the story is but at least this was a nice college advice thread.

Diunx · « **Reply #135 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:49:50 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on December 02, 2009, 05:40:35 PM

Quote from: Diunx on December 02, 2009, 05:35:30 PM
If I had all his money I wouldn't give a shit how people felt about me.

Endorsement deals, dude. Tiger might not give a shit what some fat fuck who watches ESPN thinks but Nike might and Tiger does give a shit what Nike thinks of him.

But he already have enough money to live like a king for the rest of his life, I would just retired and become an asshole.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #136 on:** December 02, 2009, 11:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 01, 2009, 05:01:05 PM

[youtube=560,345]7i5FlC1MpkE[/youtube]

This is exactly how it happened.

Also...
http://kotaku.com/5417440/conan-obrien-leaks-tiger-woods-pga-update
It got a giggle out of me.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #137 on:** December 03, 2009, 11:35:24 AM »

Ohhhh, Tiger signed a pre-nup :'(

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…the couple has a prenuptial agreement worth $300 million, which would make this the most expensive celebrity divorce in history.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #138 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:26:17 PM »

Except she doesn't get much of a payout until she's vested so many years into the marriage. She's renegotiating it. With what leverage, I don't know.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #139 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:35:17 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #140 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:37:14 PM »

Isn't there a cheating clause?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #141 on:** December 03, 2009, 12:42:31 PM »

Some of the comments on the sites reporting this are hilarious:

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Tiger is ****. He is exposing his wife to AIDS, herpes, warts, etc. Their 9 month old son could get AIDS from breastfeeding. Tiger is ******** cheap ****** ******. He also is a cheap ****. He never tips waiters in restaurants. He stiffed all the people that were going to see him at his tournement. He curses and has sh1tfits when his golf game doesn't go his way. He is a lying creep with no character. He is a phoney he doesn't want publicity, yet he publishes "happy family portraits". What a loser!

Also, I found out that my mother was on air with The Sports Reporters yesterday, trash talking Tiger Woods. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:05:04 PM »

lol what a circus. At this point I'm half expecting CNN to interview that Louisiana judge who refused to marry interracial couples about this

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #143 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:07:03 PM »

Eh, it's his own damn fault. Not only did he cheat on his wife, but he was pretty sloppy about it. Then, as the curtain fell and Oz began to be revealed for what he is, he kept stonewalling in hopes that the press would treat him with kid gloves per usual.

ManaByte · « **Reply #144 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:10:37 PM »

Apparently the National Enquirer caught him banging some chick in a SUV about two years ago and had pictures and videos to prove it, but they buried the story in exchange for an exclusive from Tiger for one of their other mainstream magazines.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #145 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:11:44 PM »

THE SKY IS FALLING

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #146 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:13:39 PM »

Yea I don't feel sorry for him, I'm just smh'ing at the media circus. I'd imagine this would still be a big story if Tiger had fessed up immediately, but at least he'd look (a bit) better, and maybe it would die faster.

I just heard he called one of the chicks last night and tried to pay her off...kinda fucking late for that Tiger. His crisis management skills leave much to be desired

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #147 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:17:41 PM »

Yeah, she was scheduled to have a press conference today and then SUDDENLY cancelled it.

TMZ has pictures of Tiger at Tao in Las Vegas with some chick that is not his wife, and other folks are coming out of the woodwork. The whole damn house of cards is falling, and Tiger is doing his best to look incompetent.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #148 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:18:29 PM »

Well, at least none of the chicks so far are ugly.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #149 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:26:29 PM »

I really haven't been impressed. Almost all of them look like they've had a decent amount of cosmetic surgery, and have that fake plastic sheen of a club girl passed around like inflatable sex doll.

My problem is, if you're Tiger Woods, why settle for "club hot", which is usually kind of fake and gross, and go for "holy shit, a body for the ages!"

... We're talking like Jolie/Theron/Hathaway hot.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #150 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:21:17 PM »

I agree with Willco.

twerd · « **Reply #151 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:19:05 PM »

what would dave chapelle have to say about all of this hmm

Himu · « **Reply #152 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:35:11 PM »

Tiger smh

Himu · « **Reply #153 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:39:54 PM »

Quote from: twerd on December 03, 2009, 06:19:05 PM

what would dave chapelle have to say about all of this hmm

The Asians were willing to trade Wu Tang Clan for Tiger because ever since ODB's death they felt they were kinda lacking. But after this stunt, they've decided to stick with Wu Tang and they're not budging. It seems Tiger may be damned to stay black the rest of his days.

My question is how Tiger fucked up so bad. I mean, shit, dude hangs out with Barkley and Jordan. They didn't give the dude tips?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #154 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:54:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 06:39:54 PM

My question is how Tiger fucked up so bad. I mean, shit, dude hangs out with Barkley and Jordan. They didn't give the dude tips?

his problem is that they have been giving him advice.

Himu · « **Reply #155 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:58:29 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #156 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Harry Lime on December 03, 2009, 06:54:15 PM

Quote from: Himuro on December 03, 2009, 06:39:54 PM
My question is how Tiger fucked up so bad. I mean, shit, dude hangs out with Barkley and Jordan. They didn't give the dude tips?

his problem is that they have been giving him advice.

Let's hope they haven't been giving him gambling tips!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #157 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:59:36 PM »

He gets his gambling tips from Antoine walker.

Himu · « **Reply #158 on:** December 03, 2009, 07:01:12 PM »

But if Charles and Michael hang out with Tiger, how can Charles be so damn bad at golf?

Beezy · « **Reply #159 on:** December 03, 2009, 09:01:22 PM »

Dunno if it's just me, but I don't care about this whole situation at all. It's fucked up that he's cheating when he has two young kids with his wife though, but besides that who cares. He either has or is worth like a billion. He'll be fine. Chris Brown allegedly cheated and tried to rearrange Rihanna's face, but that motherfucker's career hasn't died.

Anyway, the media really is a fucking joke for wasting so much time on this. I can't believe that I once thought CNN was a good news network. They're just as bad as everyone else.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #160 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:45:12 AM »

Looks like Tiger killed some bitch at his house now.

Robo · « **Reply #161 on:** December 08, 2009, 08:55:50 AM »

I almost feel bad for the guy at this point.

*Please note that at the time of this posting, Tiger has not been confirmed to have killed anyone or beaten anyone silly.*

Brehvolution · « **Reply #162 on:** December 08, 2009, 09:32:08 AM »

He should get a crown, pimp coat, cane, and aquarium shoes and strut around saying hater gonna hate.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #163 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:24:32 AM »

Quote from: Willco on December 03, 2009, 01:26:29 PM

I really haven't been impressed. Almost all of them look like they've had a decent amount of cosmetic surgery, and have that fake plastic sheen of a club girl passed around like inflatable sex doll.

My problem is, if you're Tiger Woods, why settle for "club hot", which is usually kind of fake and gross, and go for "holy shit, a body for the ages!"

... We're talking like Jolie/Theron/Hathaway hot.

Because Tiger Woods is a robot, have you not seen his interviews and shit?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #164 on:** December 08, 2009, 11:56:13 AM »

Jesus, Tiger Woods is like a self-perpetuating gossip rag now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #165 on:** December 08, 2009, 02:20:12 PM »

This is just getting obscene now.

ManaByte · « **Reply #166 on:** December 08, 2009, 03:41:47 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Tieno · « **Reply #167 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:13:27 PM »

Does Tiger only sleep with white women?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #168 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:49:42 PM »

In like a week, Tiger Woods has gone from "makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X" to "makes Wilt Chamberlain look like Phoenix Dark".

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #169 on:** December 08, 2009, 04:57:29 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #170 on:** December 08, 2009, 05:16:34 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on December 08, 2009, 04:49:42 PM

In like a week, Tiger Woods has gone from "makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X" to "makes Wilt Chamberlain look like Phoenix Dark".

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #171 on:** December 08, 2009, 10:12:32 PM »

ManaByte · « **Reply #172 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:12:00 AM »

Mistress #11 (another porn star):

Tieno · « **Reply #173 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:18:17 AM »

Can someone post pics of all the women he slept with?

BlackMage · « **Reply #174 on:** December 09, 2009, 02:43:02 AM »

or videos

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #175 on:** December 09, 2009, 04:20:50 AM »

Quote from: ManaByte on December 09, 2009, 02:12:00 AM

Mistress #11 (another porn star):
(Image removed from quote.)

moar

TEEEPO · « **Reply #176 on:** December 09, 2009, 04:39:36 AM »

living the life.

T-Short · « **Reply #177 on:** December 09, 2009, 04:51:55 AM »

I wonder if he made 'em scream GO IN THE HOLE

Robo · « **Reply #178 on:** December 09, 2009, 01:00:39 PM »

Quote from: Borys on December 09, 2009, 09:36:39 AM

Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2009, 02:18:17 AM
Can someone post pics of all the women he slept with?

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_/pictures_rachel_uchitel_alleged_tiger_woods_mistress_is_at_the_center_.html

Here. Sexy teacher porn star bitch

Buncha bimbos and Susie Greene.

Tieno · « **Reply #179 on:** December 09, 2009, 03:03:16 PM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 09, 2009, 12:17:48 PM

Where your role model at now PD?

there are no black role models

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