Author Topic: Looks like Tiger woods is dead (Read 21584 times)

ManaByte · « **Reply #180 on:** December 09, 2009, 03:08:26 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2009, 03:03:16 PM

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 09, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Where your role model at now PD?
there are no black role models

Oh shit I wonder what Bill Cosby would say about Tiger.

ManaByte · « **Reply #181 on:** December 09, 2009, 05:35:37 PM »

Up to 12 now.

I think before this is all over he will have played a full 18 holes.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #182 on:** December 09, 2009, 05:52:04 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on December 09, 2009, 05:35:37 PM

Up to 12 now.

I think before this is all over he will have played a full 18 holes.

I think he's already birdied 36 holes.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #183 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:38:21 PM »

Looks like Tiger is finished.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #184 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:42:19 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 07:38:21 PM

Looks like Tiger is finished.

At this point the only thing that's going to salvage his reputation is winning some major golf tournaments.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #185 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:43:06 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #186 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:43:43 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2009, 07:42:19 PM

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 07:38:21 PM
Looks like Tiger is finished.

At this point the only thing that's going to salvage his reputation is winning some major golf tournaments.

You, my friend, are overlooking the power of going on Oprah during her final season.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #187 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:43:50 PM »

Quote from: Borys on December 09, 2009, 04:34:47 AM

http://www.wwtdd.com/2009/12/you-have-to-be-god-damn-kidding-me/

Damn him.

dude must have been plastered because this bitch is fugly

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #188 on:** December 11, 2009, 07:47:28 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 07:43:43 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on December 11, 2009, 07:42:19 PM
Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 07:38:21 PM
Looks like Tiger is finished.

At this point the only thing that's going to salvage his reputation is winning some major golf tournaments.

You, my friend, are overlooking the power of going on Oprah during her final season.

Ooh, I forgot all about that.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #189 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:00:32 PM »

Jack's records are safe.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #190 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:06:14 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 08:00:32 PM

Jack's records are safe.

Dude, Tiger's not even 35 yet.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #191 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:08:10 PM »

He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.

Akala · « **Reply #192 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:10:24 PM »

Tiger needs to fire whatever people he has working the media for him. the whole thing was managed terribly. it would have been news regardless, but it should be way over by now.

it doesn't help that he's quitting over it either. he's getting MJ quality advice from someone.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #193 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 08:08:10 PM

He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.

He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #194 on:** December 11, 2009, 08:13:47 PM »

Even though I posted that pic of Jack, I do think Tiger manages to win at least five more majors before he's done -- it's just not a foregone conclusion anymore.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #195 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 08:10:40 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.

He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.

I think he's only into white women.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #196 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:48:06 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on December 09, 2009, 03:08:26 PM

Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 09, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Where your role model at now PD?
there are no black role models

Oh shit I wonder what Bill Cosby would say about Tiger.

I'd love to hear Bill Cosby preaching about fidelity

Diunx · « **Reply #197 on:** December 11, 2009, 10:58:35 PM »

This man is my new idol.

using your celebrity status to get laid

E-DuB · « **Reply #198 on:** December 11, 2009, 11:17:01 PM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 08:10:40 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.

He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.

I'd put money on that happening

Beezy · « **Reply #199 on:** December 12, 2009, 01:38:24 AM »

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 07:38:21 PM

Looks like Tiger is finished.

Wow, what a pussy.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #200 on:** December 12, 2009, 09:30:15 AM »

People are criticizing his media publicists but he (maybe with their help) kept a dozen mistresses under wraps for years. Given how high profile he is in this tabloid culture, that is pretty amazing.

Quote from: Вiff Кoммiёslaуer on December 11, 2009, 08:10:40 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 11, 2009, 08:08:10 PM
He won't be playing for awhile, and I highly doubt he'll be in tip-top shape upon his return.

He missed almost a year due to injuries and was still the best player on the tour. He misses a year tops, does Oprah, shows up to the 2011 Masters and wins. Book it.

Yep. If he pulls it off, his numerous infidelities will be forgotten or at least eclipsed by being a great golfer.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #201 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:19:43 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 12, 2009, 09:35:39 AM

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Given how high profile he is in this tabloid culture, that is pretty amazing.

i dunno how i feel about this whole thing - it just sounds highly improbable right now.

I mean, 13 mistresses including porn stars and not a single shithole tabloid caught it?

smells like bullshit.

It'll probably be a while until we find out exactly what happened -- in the meantime everyone is just trying to milk this thing for all it is worth. Now any chick that claims Tiger banged her will be taken seriously.

I think he is a POS for cheating on his wife but the whole event seems odd. Supposedly a tabloid squashed the story in favor of an interview with him in a golf magazine. Even then, someone would have leaked something because tabloids are all about taking celebrities and multimillionaires down a few notches. He must have an amazing PR group hired.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #202 on:** December 12, 2009, 02:24:46 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on December 12, 2009, 10:24:11 AM

it seems a few of these stories are going through "London's News of The World" - translation: BULLSHIT.

13 affiars, press knew nothing, or were "bullied" into not reporting?

again, smells like bullshit

You think the press....reports?

Anyway it's already basically confirmed that Tiger bought off the National Enquirer by doing a cover story for Golf Illustrated or something (same parent company.)

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #203 on:** December 12, 2009, 08:34:53 PM »

Tiger opened that can of worms all by himself. If the rumors were true that he paid the first girl $1 mil hush money it only stands to reason that every little barskank who Tiger ever smiled at would come out of the woodwork.

Tiger could not have handled all this worse.

ManaByte · « **Reply #204 on:** December 12, 2009, 10:32:47 PM »

Fuzzy Zoeller is laughing right now.

Himu · « **Reply #205 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:13:27 AM »

Tiger

Tieno · « **Reply #206 on:** December 13, 2009, 03:28:17 AM »

Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 12, 2009, 12:26:37 PM

Quote from: Tieno on December 09, 2009, 03:03:16 PM
Quote from: Edge™ of Kosma on December 09, 2009, 12:17:48 PM
Where your role model at now PD?
there are no black role models

Oh Tieno, thats racist

Reality is racist

Himu · « **Reply #207 on:** December 13, 2009, 03:38:38 AM »

He's right. It's not that are "no" black role models, it's just that there are very few a number that are currently living. Black people live in the past: oh, MLK was a great man, that's proof black people can aspire to great things, let's go snort a line of coke.

bork · « **Reply #208 on:** December 13, 2009, 03:56:11 AM »

I haven't followed the Tiger Woods downfall too closely. How did it go from a car accident to infidelity?

bud · « **Reply #209 on:** December 13, 2009, 06:41:00 PM »

afaik, this woman wasn't posted in this thread:

woman in bikini

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oh my god

Robo · « **Reply #210 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:46:32 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 13, 2009, 03:56:11 AM

I haven't followed the Tiger Woods downfall too closely. How did it go from a car accident to infidelity?

It was always infidelity. The accident was a result of his wife going ballistic on him after finding out.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #211 on:** December 13, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »

Quote from: bud on December 13, 2009, 06:41:00 PM

afaik, this woman wasn't posted in this thread:

woman in bikini
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oh my god

lol @ wiki

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Personal life

Gallacher and her fiance Paul Sampson celebrated the birth of their first child, Oscar in 2006.[4] They recently announced their engagement and will get married sometime in 2010. The couple are presently expecting their second child.

In December 2009 it was suggested Kirsty Gallacher had a sexual relationship with Tiger Woods. Also in 2009 an article said she was "tamed by Tiger" this was an alarming article as people raised question as to if Miss Gallacher has other animal based relationships which in the United Kingdom is illegal. [5]

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #212 on:** December 13, 2009, 09:11:55 PM »

Quote from: bud on December 13, 2009, 06:41:00 PM

afaik, this woman wasn't posted in this thread:

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oh my god

Tiger redeemed

archie4208 · « **Reply #213 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:00:10 PM »

Iron Sheik laying the smackdown.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #214 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:06:13 PM »

Iron Sheik

Powerslave · « **Reply #215 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:23:07 PM »

So what's the big deal? Tiger cheated on his wife? That's it? What the fuck is going on with people on the net contributing to over 9000 posts threads about this?

bork · « **Reply #216 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:46:04 PM »

IRON SHIEK MAKE TIGER WOODA BEND OVER FUCK HIM ASS MAKE HIM HUMBLE

Brehvolution · « **Reply #217 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:47:51 PM »

Iron sheik?!

Dud wsa old in the 80's.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #218 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 21, 2009, 03:23:07 PM

So what's the big deal? Tiger cheated on his wife? That's it? What the fuck is going on with people on the net contributing to over 9000 posts threads about this?

No lives
Rubberneckers
Dumb people
Moralists.

Take your pick.

Powerslave · « **Reply #219 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:50:47 PM »

I go all-in.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #220 on:** December 21, 2009, 03:54:53 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on December 21, 2009, 03:23:07 PM

So what's the big deal? Tiger cheated on his wife? That's it? What the fuck is going on with people on the net contributing to over 9000 posts threads about this?

Just another way for whitey to keep the black man down.

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Kidding, but it's probably partially true.

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bork · « **Reply #221 on:** December 21, 2009, 04:45:07 PM »

I don't follow or give a shit about golf, but it always seemed to me like Tiger Woods was as clean-cut as they come. That image has been completely shattered. This is why so many people have been interested in the story.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #222 on:** December 21, 2009, 05:42:18 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 21, 2009, 04:45:07 PM

I don't follow or give a shit about golf, but it always seemed to me like Tiger Woods was as clean-cut as they come. That image has been completely shattered. This is why so many people have been interested in the story.

This is of course partially why the story is big.

The logical brain of course has to ask why people would think they know anything about a person's personal life whom they don't actually know or why it matters.

I know the answer of course. Just saying.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #223 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:21:03 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2009, 06:04:10 PM

Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.

...also his taste in women is made up of trashy looking white womens and nothing else apparently.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #224 on:** December 21, 2009, 06:26:42 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2009, 06:04:10 PM

Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.

The idea that he is considered "black" as a sole descriptor is humorous and shows pretty much where America is at. Especially when he doesn't especially self identify as such.

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Woods was born in Cypress, California, to Earl (1932-2006) and Kultida (Tida) Woods (born 1944). He is the only child of their marriage but has two half-brothers, Earl Jr. (born 1955) and Kevin (born 1957), and one half-sister, Royce (born 1958) from the 18-year marriage of Earl Woods and his first wife, Barbara Woods Gray. Earl, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. Kultida (née Punsawad), originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself half Asian (one-quarter Chinese and one-quarter Thai), one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.[16] He refers to his ethnic make-up as “Cablinasian” (a syllabic abbreviation he coined from Caucasian, Black, (American) Indian, and Asian).[17]

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #225 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:01:57 PM »

Perception is reality

/Aceveda

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #226 on:** December 21, 2009, 07:07:00 PM »

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

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Santa Clause stops at 3 hos

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Powerslave · « **Reply #227 on:** December 21, 2009, 10:05:51 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge™ on December 21, 2009, 04:45:07 PM

I don't follow or give a shit about golf, but it always seemed to me like Tiger Woods was as clean-cut as they come. That image has been completely shattered. This is why so many people have been interested in the story.

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2009, 06:04:10 PM

Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.

I still don't give a fuck.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #228 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:33:57 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on December 21, 2009, 06:04:10 PM

Tiger Woods is the biggest star in the most clean cut, middle of the road, whitest sport there is and he happens to be black. Of course it's going to make big news.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #229 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:35:26 PM »

Tiger Woods is a criminal and a rapist. Don't let him near your children!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #230 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:35:34 PM »

Robo · « **Reply #231 on:** January 04, 2010, 06:36:58 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #232 on:** January 04, 2010, 07:48:09 PM »

It looks like someone started drawing flower petals around his left nipple.

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