Author Topic: Mass Effect 2 Thread (Read 142896 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #1980 on:** March 22, 2010, 01:50:03 AM »

Going to get you drunk and slip my hand down your underwear while you're sleeping and feel up your butt.

Beezy · « **Reply #1981 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:17:57 AM »

Just saw the argument. I wasn't able to solve it with a paragon option, but the renegade option was there and everyone is still loyal. Crisis averted. Fuck you boring prissy ass paragon fo' lyfe pansies! Shepherd keeps his hoes in check!

Ichirou · « **Reply #1982 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:24:06 AM »

What was the result of the renegade option?

Also, why does everyone spell Shepard's name as Shepherd? It's right there on the squad menu, dudes. I've even read reviews that misspell his name.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1983 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:26:02 AM »

All this screwing around makes me hope there's no foolproof birth control yet in the ME universe. Like you start ME3 with your old save and see a whole litter of bastard and tbh, people would care more about what babies their character made then whether they saved the council. lol just imagine them arguing about it on Fox News.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1984 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:30:28 AM »

[youtube=560,345]poMkCs1-09s[/youtube]

Himuro's got no game.

Owned by renegade Shepard.

Beezy · « **Reply #1985 on:** March 22, 2010, 05:40:18 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 22, 2010, 05:24:06 AM

What was the result of the renegade option?

Also, why does everyone spell Shepard's name as Shepherd? It's right there on the squad menu, dudes. I've even read reviews that misspell his name.

Lol I didn't notice that until now. I dunno. I'm not playing the game when posting online and Shepherd is basically the same name.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #1986 on:** March 22, 2010, 07:09:20 AM »

Just dropping in since i'm almost ready to start the final run. I've been mostly staying out of the thread to avoid spoilers.

Did anyone else get glitched on Jacob's loyalty mission? I went to the planet where it starts, EDI detected the anomaly, I got ready to hit A to land...and the anomaly just fucking disappeared. I tried leaving the system and returning etc but no good, it seems to be gone forever. Oh well, I guess i can get it on a 2nd run or something. The Liara data hacking quest was also glitched - some of the terminals just weren't operational (i checked a FAQ so I know i have the right ones).

Absolutely amazing game, makes ME1 look feeble in comparison. And I loved ME1, for the most part.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1987 on:** March 22, 2010, 08:42:10 AM »

Are you playing on PC? The only gameplay glitch I got was during one of the assignments on Omega. A salarian asked me to pick up some data packages for him on some other locations and bring them back. When I did, I used paragon options to end the quest and got experience and paragon points for it, but it still shows up as an active quest in the menu. Oh well.

Of course, there's always the occasional battle glitch, luckily the game saves often enough that you can resume mid-mission when that happens...still lame, tho.

The other glitch was the subtitle glitch in the last mission. I didn't mind it, but I'm guessing hearing impaired gamers are probably pissed.

tiesto · « **Reply #1988 on:** March 22, 2010, 10:21:15 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 22, 2010, 08:42:10 AM

Are you playing on PC? The only gameplay glitch I got was during one of the assignments on Omega. A salarian asked me to pick up some data packages for him on some other locations and bring them back. When I did, I used paragon options to end the quest and got experience and paragon points for it, but it still shows up as an active quest in the menu. Oh well.

Of course, there's always the occasional battle glitch, luckily the game saves often enough that you can resume mid-mission when that happens...still lame, tho.

The other glitch was the subtitle glitch in the last mission. I didn't mind it, but I'm guessing hearing impaired gamers are probably pissed.

Yeah, I had that problem with the Salarian delivery package assignment on Omega, when I tried to use the Paragon option. I'm so OCD what I did was reload my save and then just did it w/o using the Paragon option just so I could get the quest cleared on my journal

Ichirou · « **Reply #1989 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:14:27 PM »

Himu 'n me

[youtube=560,345]XrMMOteSqOE[/youtube]

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1990 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:21:57 PM »

lulz. I'm assume that's faked right.

There better not have been bro on bro action when the lesbian option was completely neutered.

demi · « **Reply #1991 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:22:36 PM »

PC version can be hacked to have different skins on people. You can have Grunt + Shep sex

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1992 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:23:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 22, 2010, 12:22:36 PM

PC version can be hacked to have different skins on people. You can have Grunt + Shep sex

ah.

That makes sense.

Ichirou · « **Reply #1993 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:26:14 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 22, 2010, 12:22:36 PM

PC version can be hacked to have different skins on people. You can have Grunt + Shep sex

oh god

Himu · « **Reply #1994 on:** March 22, 2010, 12:32:18 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 22, 2010, 12:14:27 PM

Himu 'n me

[youtube=560,345]XrMMOteSqOE[/youtube]

Look at that chocolate six pack

Raban · « **Reply #1995 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:15:11 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 22, 2010, 05:30:28 AM

[youtube=560,345]poMkCs1-09s[/youtube]

Himuro's got no game.

Owned by renegade Shepard.

I didn't know Renegade Shepard went all satan in this game.

Himu · « **Reply #1996 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:17:16 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 22, 2010, 05:30:28 AM

[youtube=560,345]poMkCs1-09s[/youtube]

Himuro's got no game.

Owned by renegade Shepard.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1997 on:** March 22, 2010, 02:26:00 PM »

I love Mass Effect

Beezy · « **Reply #1998 on:** March 22, 2010, 04:26:53 PM »

Mordin's singing

Ichirou · « **Reply #1999 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:05:10 AM »

Quote from: startselect on March 22, 2010, 02:15:11 PM

I didn't know Renegade Shepard went all satan in this game.

Something to do with the scars from the implants they installed to bring you back to life...if your worldview is negative it causes stress to your body which worsens the scarring for some reason.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2000 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:08:39 AM »

that or they just wanted to make the game more like FABLE. Didnt quite make it unfortunately, those are big ass french shoes to fill

Ichirou · « **Reply #2001 on:** March 23, 2010, 01:17:47 AM »

Yeah, pretty obvious Fable was the inspiration for that particular element of the game.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #2002 on:** March 23, 2010, 04:14:28 AM »

Just finished it. Holy mother of ass what a fucking awesome game that was. The way the storylines intertwine is totally bonkers insane, I can't even begin to imagine how one would begin laying the framework to make a game like this

Miranda likes it nasty in the engine room, nar nar nar

Raban · « **Reply #2003 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:14:00 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 23, 2010, 01:05:10 AM

Quote from: startselect on March 22, 2010, 02:15:11 PM
I didn't know Renegade Shepard went all satan in this game.

Something to do with the scars from the implants they installed to bring you back to life...if your worldview is negative it causes stress to your body which worsens the scarring for some reason.

I know why, I just didn't know it got that bad.

rodi · « **Reply #2004 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:56:04 PM »

Quote from: Sho Nuff on March 23, 2010, 04:14:28 AM

Just finished it. Holy mother of ass what a fucking awesome game that was. The way the storylines intertwine is totally bonkers insane, I can't even begin to imagine how one would begin laying the framework to make a game like this

Miranda likes it nasty in the engine room, nar nar nar

She bad.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2005 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:49:43 PM »

I can just imagine Tali wandering in while Miranda and Shepard are in the middle of it.

"MY ENGINES!!! I JUST CLEANED THEM!"

Ichirou · « **Reply #2006 on:** March 23, 2010, 09:18:11 PM »

Alternate outfits for Garrus, Jack, and Thane are out on the marketplace.

Beezy · « **Reply #2007 on:** March 24, 2010, 04:56:39 AM »

So I just beat the game and...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

MORDIN DIED FOR NO GODDAMN REASON! I guess I should've made him the escort.

[close]

The last mission was cool though, I don't mind doing it over.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2008 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:01:19 AM »

ASSUMING CONTROL

demi · « **Reply #2009 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:05:25 AM »

if i must tear you apart, shepard, i will

Beezy · « **Reply #2010 on:** March 24, 2010, 05:30:49 AM »

WE ARE YOUR GENETIC DESTINY

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #2011 on:** March 24, 2010, 06:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Ichirou on March 24, 2010, 05:01:19 AM

ASSUMING CONTROL

Great meme for a great game.

Himu · « **Reply #2012 on:** March 24, 2010, 07:20:39 PM »

ASSUMING CONTROL

ManaByte · « **Reply #2013 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:01:56 PM »

Just beat it and for some reason Mordin died.

EVERYONE was loyal.

Ship fully upgraded.

Tali on ducts.
Garrus fireteam.
Samara biotic.
Grunt escort.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2014 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:05:40 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 24, 2010, 08:01:56 PM

Grunt escort.

mistake

Ichirou · « **Reply #2015 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:08:38 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 24, 2010, 08:01:56 PM

Just beat it and for some reason Mordin died.

EVERYONE was loyal.

Ship fully upgraded.

Tali on ducts.
Garrus fireteam.
Samara biotic.
Grunt escort.

Do it over and have Mordin escort.

Beezy · « **Reply #2016 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:13:46 PM »

Yeah same thing happened to me. When I thought about it after, it made perfect sense to send him with them. I have no idea why I sent Thane.

Himu · « **Reply #2017 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:18:22 PM »

Quote from: ManaByte on March 24, 2010, 08:01:56 PM

Just beat it and for some reason Mordin died.

EVERYONE was loyal.

Ship fully upgraded.

Tali on ducts.
Garrus fireteam.
Samara biotic.
Grunt escort.

From my playthrough

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Beezy · « **Reply #2018 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:20:11 PM »

Did you catch her super AIDs?

Himu · « **Reply #2019 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:20:42 PM »

Naw

nicca used a condom

Beezy · « **Reply #2020 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:23:27 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #2021 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 24, 2010, 08:13:46 PM

Yeah same thing happened to me. When I thought about it after, it made perfect sense to send him with them. I have no idea why I sent Thane.

Well, I imagine escorting them back means avoiding battles as much as possible and both Thane and Mordin have backgrounds in stealth (Thane as an assassin, Mordin as a member of the special task group).

My logic was

Vents - Tali, because she's a mechanical genius and I just didn't trust Legion.

Second team - Garrus, because he's my bro and he has experience leading a team of people, and he doesn't have to worry about being betrayed this time around. Just sent Garrus twice, because the only other choices were Miranda and Himuro and I just didn't believe my teammates would be very happy about following Cerberus officers.

Biotic - Jack, since they make such a huge deal about how she's maybe the most powerful biotic alive.

Escort - Mordin because he was in the salarian special task group.

Beezy · « **Reply #2022 on:** March 24, 2010, 08:54:39 PM »

Garrus

demi · « **Reply #2023 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:07:38 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #2024 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:10:58 PM »

demi · « **Reply #2025 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:14:34 PM »

Ichirou · « **Reply #2026 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:15:25 PM »

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #2027 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:37:15 PM »

oh wow

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2028 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:39:48 PM »

That's pretty racist. I might have to skip ME2 now.

Raban · « **Reply #2029 on:** March 24, 2010, 09:43:33 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 24, 2010, 09:14:34 PM

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Quote from: demi on March 24, 2010, 09:07:38 PM

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What is this from?

tiesto · « **Reply #2030 on:** March 24, 2010, 10:13:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 24, 2010, 09:07:38 PM

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I chose Garrus over Jacob, way to make feel like a racist.

bork · « **Reply #2031 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:20:12 AM »

Holy crap, that Kanye pic is genius!

Quote from: tiesto on March 24, 2010, 10:13:40 PM

I chose Garrus over Jacob, way to make feel like a racist.

I did too, but only because I thought I could have my female Shephard lez out with Miranda. :'( At the end Garrus was the only one left for me to have a relationship with and get that achievement.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2032 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:37:20 AM »

you can fuck garrus? isn't his species basically reptilian?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2033 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:53:09 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:37:20 AM

you can fuck garrus?

And Thane.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2034 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:05:09 AM »

Male Shepard can fuck Tali and we don't even know wtf she is.

From her legs I'd say some sort of giant chicken.

bork · « **Reply #2035 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:05:26 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on March 25, 2010, 01:37:20 AM

you can fuck garrus? isn't his species basically reptilian?

Whatever the hell he is, it leads to some pretty funny dialogue about inter-species sex, and a great lecture from Mordin.

Beezy · « **Reply #2036 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:16:52 AM »

Best dialogues on the Normandy:

Mordin
Legion
Garrus (because of that one story)

Donnelly and Daniels conversations are hilarious too. I loved the one about Tali.

Ichirou · « **Reply #2037 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:22:14 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 25, 2010, 02:16:52 AM

Best dialogues on the Normandy:

Mordin
Legion
Garrus (because of that one story)

Donnelly and Daniels conversations are hilarious too. I loved the one about Tali.

At the end Tali says something like "I can hear EVERYTHING you're saying about me!!!"

Beezy · « **Reply #2038 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:29:37 AM »

Yeah, that's what really got me.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #2039 on:** March 25, 2010, 02:51:41 AM »

I liked EDI saying "I like seeing humans on their knees.... that was a joke"

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