Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

People getting butthurt about a couple types of piracy (video games or ways to get around paying for something, like drinks in a theater) but blase about the others (movies, music) confuses me.

Be consistent, you distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.  Piracy takes money away from people who worked on a particular product in general, not just a select few mediums.

[brawndolicious]

manga cows, very accurate word.

[ferrarimanf355]

2010 starts off on the right foot for me. 

I was more excited for this then you'll ever be.


  Chris Cornell


I own all his albums, even scream.

It's 1995 all over again. 

[ferrarimanf355]

He's a little distinguished mentally-challenged, that's all. 

[Third]

someone rehost the gif from the last page (((((

http://i50.tinypic.com/24yd0k8.jpg

 

I saved it. 

[duckman2000]

Vast Inspiration bumps old meltdown thread for more meltdown. Dude's a lulz

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19100089&postcount=550

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383712&page=8

starting off 2010 with a classic fanboy war

"you're a fanboy!"

"no, you're a fanboy!"

"no, you!"

"no, you!"

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Segata is one of the few GAF members whose posts are worth reading.

[Third]

The mod who changed the name of that topic should be banned. I really hate it when mods change topicnames just to stir up the fanboys.

[Himu]

Vast Inspiration bumps old meltdown thread for more meltdown. Dude's a lulz

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19100089&postcount=550

Hey! I didn't have no meltdown!

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383680

TheExodu5 hates on Akira, Battlestar Galactica, Children of Men, Princess Mononoke, and Blade Runner all in a single thread.

and doing so with a death note avatar

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19107271&postcount=225

Add drunk driving to the long list of why Amir0x is a bad person.

But he drank coffee!

[Stoney Mason]

The mod who changed the name of that topic should be banned. I really hate it when mods change topicnames just to stir up the fanboys.

Like it matters...

[duckman2000]

Vast Inspiration bumps old meltdown thread for more meltdown. Dude's a lulz

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19100089&postcount=550

Hey! I didn't have no meltdown!

No, but the thread sure has been a magnet for Xtards. And Vast Inspiration is the tardiest and angriest of them all.

[cool breeze]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383712&page=8

starting off 2010 with a classic fanboy war

"you're a fanboy!"

"no, you're a fanboy!"

"no, you!"

"no, you!"

that thread is fucking awesome

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19107271&postcount=225

Add drunk driving to the long list of why Amir0x is a bad person.

But he drank coffee!

He's soooo against drinking and driving.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383712&page=8

starting off 2010 with a classic fanboy war

"you're a fanboy!"

"no, you're a fanboy!"

"no, you!"

"no, you!"

that thread is fucking awesome

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19107271&postcount=225

Add drunk driving to the long list of why Amir0x is a bad person.

But he drank coffee!

He's soooo against drinking and driving.

It's probably been brought up in the thread, but didn't evillore permaban a poster for admitting to driving under the influence?

[archie4208]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383712&page=8

starting off 2010 with a classic fanboy war

"you're a fanboy!"

"no, you're a fanboy!"

"no, you!"

"no, you!"

that thread is fucking awesome

Good jon stirring the pot.

Edit:  Also props on getting Sho_Nuff82 to feverishly type out a long list as to why the 360 is the best thing ever.

[Crushed]

Guys, don't be too hard on him. He took some caffeine (stimulant + depressant = neutral, right? that's how chemicals work in Science. it's like Rad-X in Fallout 3) and didn't drink for like, a whole hour, which means his blood alcohol level got reset.

While he may have been unable do crazy stuff like "typing the English language correctly" upon returning home, that doesn't mean he was incapable of performing the little things, like operating a piece of metal weighing several tons, filled with combustive liquid, and moving at lethal speeds, while on icy roads in the middle of the night.

Besides, the guy could have lost his job. Possibly losing your life is one thing, and the risk of having to explain to grieving parents why they lost their son to drunk driving is a thing too, but the possibility of losing your job is just in a different league.

[Joe Molotov]

He really had no choice, just like when he had no choice but to beat up his mom. Bitch wouldn't let him watch South Park.

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19111313&postcount=271

Send Joe a bottle of wine!

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19111313&postcount=271

"i had no other choice other than paying for a high cab charge"

he should have beaten his mom up for more cab fare

I couldn't let it go unposted over there.

[WrikaWrek]

Amirox has a history of beating on his mom? What

[Great Rumbler]

Amirox has a history of beating on his mom? What

His mom lied to him about letting him watch South Park. And if there's one thing that Amirox hates more than drinking and driving, it's people who LIE.

[demi]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19111313&postcount=271

Best boyfriend ever

[WrikaWrek]

Lol, got banned for stating the truth.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19110980&postcount=465

[Don Flamenco]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383712&page=8

starting off 2010 with a classic fanboy war

"you're a fanboy!"

"no, you're a fanboy!"

"no, you!"

"no, you!"

that thread is fucking awesome

nice work!   

and to Joe too. 

[cool breeze]

Lol, got banned for stating the truth.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19110980&postcount=465

I thought you were joking about how people are obsessed with building PC and didn't realize it was about piracy.  I'm dumb.

[Rman]

The mod who changed the name of that topic should be banned. I really hate it when mods change topicnames just to stir up the fanboys.

They do it for the laughs.

[Van Cruncheon]

Guys, don't be too hard on him. He took some caffeine (stimulant + depressant = neutral, right? that's how chemicals work in Science. it's like Rad-X in Fallout 3) and didn't drink for like, a whole hour, which means his blood alcohol level got reset.

While he may have been unable do crazy stuff like "typing the English language correctly" upon returning home, that doesn't mean he was incapable of performing the little things, like operating a piece of metal weighing several tons, filled with combustive liquid, and moving at lethal speeds, while on icy roads in the middle of the night.

Besides, the guy could have lost his job. Possibly losing your life is one thing, and the risk of having to explain to grieving parents why they lost their son to drunk driving is a thing too, but the possibility of losing your job is just in a different league.

well that about wraps it up for amir0x

[Barry Egan]

Guys, don't be too hard on him. He took some caffeine (stimulant + depressant = neutral, right? that's how chemicals work in Science. it's like Rad-X in Fallout 3) and didn't drink for like, a whole hour, which means his blood alcohol level got reset.

While he may have been unable do crazy stuff like "typing the English language correctly" upon returning home, that doesn't mean he was incapable of performing the little things, like operating a piece of metal weighing several tons, filled with combustive liquid, and moving at lethal speeds, while on icy roads in the middle of the night.

Besides, the guy could have lost his job. Possibly losing your life is one thing, and the risk of having to explain to grieving parents why they lost their son to drunk driving is a thing too, but the possibility of losing your job is just in a different league.

post this in the thread or I will

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Yeah, someone post that.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383757

icecream thread!!!

damn i wish i wasn't banned. haven't seen a new icecream thread in awhile.

[BlueTsunami]

Whoever posts it, prepare yourself or the patented Amirox "Wall of Text" ™

[BobFromPikeCreek]

[BlueTsunami]

ALL DAT CROTCH

I look at that image and the first thing that comes to mind is "Why are there two light sources reflecting off her booty?"

[Himu]

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Dude. Colonel Klink got hot.

[Crushed]

well thanks for those, now i'll just embrace the great beyond with some painkillers

don't worry, if I change my mind, i'll just sip a Coke as an antidote.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19111313&postcount=271

"i had no other choice other than paying for a high cab charge"

he should have beaten his mom up for more cab fare

I couldn't let it go unposted over there.

joe for icon

[Great Rumbler]

"bububu hexagonal combat with stats!!"

 

[ferrarimanf355]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=383757

icecream thread!!!

damn i wish i wasn't banned. haven't seen a new icecream thread in awhile.

[Third]

someone re-nuke japan please

[Gruco]

Ami has always been crazy and/or a joke, but god damn.

[Crushed]

"coffee totally makes me sober, i dunno what 'scientists' say but if it didn't work i wouldn't keep doing it!!!"


and then some dude came in and said this:

I can find you "studies" that show how bad smoking is for you and I can find just as many that prove the "studies" are bullshit.

is this the 17th century or something, why are these people emerging from their alchemy lairs? they cough out the lead dust and wipe the mercury off their face before sitting in front of the ol' magic lightning box. "it looked gold and shiny for a second, it totally did. i'll transmute it next time for sure!"

but whatever, "chemical reactions" and "experimental procedures" are bullshit lies created by The Man and Big Science just to kill our buzz

[Flannel Boy]

I heard the jury's still out on science.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm simply not going to get caught up in the past about it. That's for people who never grow up.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19115594&postcount=288

That's all in the past--20 hours ago. No need to rehash ancient history. Grown ups ignore their fuck-ups and pretend they never happened! 

[Gruco]

It's probably been brought up in the thread, but didn't evillore permaban a poster for admitting to driving under the influence?

Oh man if you only had a link to that thread

Found it!

[BlueTsunami]

Its hilarious, he states they'll never drive drunk again. Yeah, until you're inconvenienced again then you'll take the ol' "possibly devastate a family cause I got's to work" roulette.

[Flannel Boy]

It's probably been brought up in the thread, but didn't evillore permaban a poster for admitting to driving under the influence?

Oh man if you only had a link to that thread

Found it!

"drunk driving motherfucker." I wonder whether he'll display such hostility toward Ami.

[Joe Molotov]

"coffee totally makes me sober, i dunno what 'scientists' say but if it didn't work i wouldn't keep doing it!!!"


and then some dude came in and said this:

I can find you "studies" that show how bad smoking is for you and I can find just as many that prove the "studies" are bullshit.

is this the 17th century or something, why are these people emerging from their alchemy lairs? they cough out the lead dust and wipe the mercury off their face before sitting in front of the ol' magic lightning box. "it looked gold and shiny for a second, it totally did. i'll transmute it next time for sure!"

but whatever, "chemical reactions" and "experimental procedures" are bullshit lies created by The Man and Big Science just to kill our buzz

Your attempt to don a lab coat is very quaint, Crushed, but Amir0x knows what works and what doesn't because he is a man of science. In fact, he uses his body frequently as a chemistry set.

[Ichirou]

That guy justifying amir0x's actions while everyone else calls him on his bullshit...

Wow, mod asskissing taken to a whole new level.

[BlueTsunami]

Amirox isn't even arguing his point anymore, now he's moved to "GAF is so black and white with their arguments". Yep, you guys just aren't able see how driving under the influence is justifiable! I wonder why that is!?

[Don Flamenco]

Thine tincture of kola root that hath brewed in yon steel alembics at the coca cola alchemist will disperse the libation that yon flatulent mother beater hath imbibed.

[Joe Molotov]

That guy justifying amir0x's actions while everyone else calls him on his bullshit...

Wow, mod asskissing taken to a whole new level.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11935095&postcount=350

When you drive drunk, you're not merely endangering yourself. You're endangering OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

This is the height of selfish stupidity.

It is not the "righteous and mighty" gathering to pounce, it's the FACT that if you drive while drunk you are being a little douchebag prick who likely deserves to be beaten in the face with a spiked bat.

To then come on GAF and brag about it? No words. Anyone who would defend such an action is likewise deserving of such a permban fate.

Guess the guy defending Amir0x needs to be permabanned.

[ToxicAdam]

[youtube=560,345]eKYe1KiwywE[/youtube]

[Joe Molotov]

Amirox isn't even arguing his point anymore, now he's moved to "GAF is so black and white with their arguments". Yep, you guys just aren't able see how driving under the influence is justifiable! I wonder why that is!?

OMG, he's using almost the exact same arguments as the people defending the guy that got banned for drunk driving in that other thread, to which Amir0x responded that they were douchebags who should be banned as well. Definitely calling this bullshit.

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, his posts just reads as trolling. I don't know in what mind would "keeping your promise to someone" takes precedence over "driving under the influence". His scenario is probably all made up.

[Crushed]

Your attempt to don a lab coat is very quaint, Crushed, but Amir0x knows what works and what doesn't because he is a man of science. In fact, he uses his body frequently as a chemistry set.

The pioneer of the new field, the lone scientist sets out with his drug journal. One day, looking over his years of notes with list of dosages and chemical formulas, mathematical equations, and medical reference materials some notes about how totally intense the highs were, he comes to a shocking realization.

"The reactions are becoming more and more abnormal..." he frantically mutters, moving the candle closer and adjusting his glasses. "It must be... the years of drugs have become an inextricable part of my biology... my body has actually begun synthesizing new super drugs!"

Tests must be conducted immediately, he reasons. He rolls up his sleeve, tightens a rubber band on his bicep, disinfects a patch of skin on his arm, and carefully inserts a syringe and extracts a large serum sample. Holding it up to the light, he wonders what he has become. And so he immediately jabs the needle back into his arm and re-injects the blood.

"Oh yeah... that's the good stuff."