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i would never knowingly have sex with a transsexual. i just couldn't, nor do i really want to get over the mental hurdles doing so would entail. also, the girls date don't look like pigs, only the top shelf women for mr. aids.
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4chan now has facebook connect :rofl
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Uh, if you look back, Jamie has publicly admitted that he is a guy and gets offended when folks still refer to him as a "he".

which makes me think about the bathroom situation.  Do they go to the guy or girls room? to pre go guy and post go girl?

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Uh, if you look back, Jamie has publicly admitted that he is a guy and gets offended when folks still refer to him as a "he".

which makes me think about the bathroom situation.  Do they go to the guy or girls room? to pre go guy and post go girl?

They go to the women's obviously.

When undertaking hormones, women's. Pre-hormones, men's. Post op, women's. Psycho evaluation before taking hormones, men's.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 03:45:48 PM by Himuro »
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speaking from experience, himu-chan?

Himu

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I've said too much.

Not going to divulge.
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I dont' think estrogen will phase that giant dong of yours, Himu. You'll turn into one of those ladyboys who can double fist their shit (i.e the best ones)
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 03:51:24 PM by BlueTsunami »
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yuh.  he knew exactly what he was doing.  This isn't some "developing mind" type shit here. 

Hell, when we were in cub scouts we learned how to fire guns and this was when I was 8 or something and even then, we were self aware of what would happen if you fired at someone's head - or hell, any part of their body.

The kid knew what he was doing and should rot in the federal system or at the very least undergo psychoanalysis or some form of treatment. Either way, he's fucked.
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Since none of us has either accepted or rejected any sort of proposition from a cheeseburger this is hypothetical bullshit.
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Since none of us has either accepted or rejected any sort of proposition from a cheeseburger this is hypothetical bullshit.

no one must know my secret
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If the kid is man enough to kill a pregnant women then he is man enough to take it up the ass until he decides to kill himself.
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Since none of us has either accepted or rejected any sort of proposition from a cheeseburger this is hypothetical bullshit.

no one must know my secret

 :teehee
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Since none of us has either accepted or rejected any sort of proposition from a cheeseburger this is hypothetical bullshit.

I'm pretty sure I have old posts on this forum about how I was 99% sure there was a cheeseburger in one of my classes and I was trying to confirm it using malek-like efficiency, as in it's been two or three years and nothing happened.

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confirm by not attending class, drinking heavily, and masturbating?
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well, I do attend class and I barely drink.  I'm still too weak to challenge the throne.

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I know of some thai post-ops over in the capital, and the word on the street is they be pro so if the bore throws together for the bill I'll bravely go spelunking in the blasphemy that is a man-made baby-cave. for science of course.

Fresh Prince

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What's the point of that? If you back out you lose nothing, while we'd have another ichi-mupepe.
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My moral fiber is impeccable. Ask my mother.


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or your own  :teehee
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Now we need a flame war over 3 pages.
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Oh shit man! are you gonna let him speak about your momma like that?
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I got my dick warts from both your mommas.
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All I got from yours was child-support bills :'(

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Thanks for the money dad.
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Uh, if you look back, Jamie has publicly admitted that he is a guy and gets offended when folks still refer to him as a "he".

which makes me think about the bathroom situation.  Do they go to the guy or girls room? to pre go guy and post go girl?

They go to the women's obviously.

When undertaking hormones, women's. Pre-hormones, men's. Post op, women's. Psycho evaluation before taking hormones, men's.

Former Christian. Former Muslim. Former Atheist. Former Final Fantasy Fan.

And now...

Former MAN HIMURO
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Uh, if you look back, Jamie has publicly admitted that he is a guy and gets offended when folks still refer to him as a "he".

which makes me think about the bathroom situation.  Do they go to the guy or girls room? to pre go guy and post go girl?

They go to the women's obviously.

When undertaking hormones, women's. Pre-hormones, men's. Post op, women's. Psycho evaluation before taking hormones, men's.

Former Christian. Former Muslim. Former Atheist. Former Final Fantasy Fan.

And now...

Former MAN HIMURO

Former atheist? Former Final Fantasy fan? :lol What? :lol
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wrong thread, i suk
« Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 10:07:26 PM by Professor Prole »
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DC spittin' ether :punch
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I don't think I've ever seen cheeseburger vag. I'm kinda scared to google it. Can anyone (PD) recommend a video that would kind of ease me into it?
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Don't throw us all under the bus Charlie. I didn't say anything mean about anyone's wives :'(

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All these cheeseburger defenders have obviously never seem that thing that cheeseburgers call a vagina.
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I have a great story about a coworker, a cheeseburger, and the 2008 Francophonie Summit in Quebec City.

But I really can't share it.  :lol
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I think you already did. :teehee
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boogie you should know those types of posts are not tolerated

"i have a great story guys but i can't tell it"
"so my gf wants to have sex all the time but i can't post pics"
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boogie you should know those types of posts are not tolerated

"i have a great story guys but i can't tell it"
"so my gf wants to have sex all the time but i can't post pics"

Well, use your imagination.

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I'll probably spill the beans in a bit.  Hell, half of the RCMP has heard the story by now anyway.
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I have a feeling it involves a Crying Game style moment followed by enthusiastic anal.
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The RCMP doesn't read this forum, spill the beans dude. Don't make me cross the border and litter
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American hero: http://consumerist.com/2010/04/man-goes-on-meat-rampage-to-save-chubby-girls.html

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The AP says that an Indiana man went on a bizarre rampage in a supermarket, pulling out a hunting knife and attacking packages of hamburger. He then threw dog food onto it.

The AP says he reportedly told employees he was "on a mission from god," and that he was trying to save little girls from eating beef, which he blames for making them fat.

The local police chief told the AP, "He thought if he could save one chubby girl that he's done his job."
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:bow The Onion :bow2

wait what
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We're seeing years of hype crumble, crumble all around him
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i don't see the logic in making your username named after a character in a piece of fiction that hasn't even came out yet.
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i don't see the logic in making your username named after a character in a piece of fiction that hasn't even came out yet.

O ya then why did you chose a username based off of a character from Whiteman's upcoming BDSM novel?  :smug

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Because he's my boo.
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Ya I wish he would come back to post :(

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i don't see the logic in making your username named after a character in a piece of fiction that hasn't even came out yet.

A quick change of avatar and his username has nothing to do with Final Fantasy.
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i don't see the logic in making your username named after a character in a piece of fiction that hasn't even came out yet.

its come

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I'm going to make a really shitty flash game called The Himuro Saga and tell everyone that's where Himu got his username from.
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i don't see the logic in making your username named after a character in a piece of fiction that hasn't even came out yet.

its come

COME

Whoops.
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20568552&postcount=13879

ahahahahahaha


Same thing happened to Kagari and on a lesser note, Himuro (though he had no avatar).

Its fucking hilarious  :lol

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20567588&postcount=13867

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I've accepted it and have resorted to breaking the game. That way I can get some fun out of breaking it. If the game decides to finally challenge me, I'll accept its duel.

:rofl

Dweeb, I would flick you in the nose
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 06:43:45 AM by demi »
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New Fringe Intro.

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[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
New Fringe Intro.

Now that is awesome.
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Man, I gotta catch up on Fringe

That new opening is enjoyable
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I believe it was an opening just for that episode (works even better when the context is known).
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