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99% of women comedians have the same shtick; same situation with asian-american comedians. Maybe try something different than acting like a tomboy, talking bout sex as if you're indifferent towards it, and highlighting how men are different than women. The potential is there.

cool breeze · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:17:00 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 15, 2010, 11:13:15 AM

i think it's obvious that we're all jealous haters who will accomplish nothing with our lives

every time someone tells their friends "I know the guy who worked on this!...we post on the same video game forum" I wish it was about me

Eric P · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:25:21 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on January 15, 2010, 11:14:21 AM

Well, we know you are...

so true

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:31:32 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on January 15, 2010, 11:13:15 AM

i think it's obvious that we're all jealous haters who will accomplish nothing with our lives

Speak for yourself, I'm writing Candy Land: The Motion Picture (soundtrack by Nickelback!).

In all honesty, good for Whitta. He sold a spec script, got some big names attached - and from all accounts - enjoyed the experience. He's an established writer now, and that's an admirable feat.

That said, I have absolutely no interest in seeing the film and it looks like a pretty forgettable action flick. If it was really as great as every Internet groupie would suggest, it would not have been dumped in January. But 'dems the breaks!

Eric P · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:34:58 AM »

he has already done more in hollywood than F Scott Fitzgerald

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:36:04 AM »

Fitzgerald am hack confirmed?

Purple Filth · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 15, 2010, 11:38:18 AM »

Quote from: archie4208 on January 15, 2010, 11:02:14 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19303573&postcount=4111

Shame he got banned for telling the truth. :'(

i have a strong guess on who sent down the hammer and it constantly amuses me

Beezy · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:38:47 PM »

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[youtube=560,345]dVsvcYGp0PQ[/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 15, 2010, 12:46:41 PM »

Damn.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:12:15 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on January 15, 2010, 01:02:22 PM

that kid is amazing.

meh. big deal.

Now this kid is amazing.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Ganhyun · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:16:55 PM »

I've actually heard several kids doing shit like this.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:22:46 PM »

Probably already posted but I'm too lazy to search.

http://firstpersontetris.com/

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:23:05 PM »

@ the COD video. smh

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero EDGE™ on January 15, 2010, 01:23:05 PM

@ the COD video. smh

Typical PS3 owner.

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I keed

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The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:40:51 PM »

Wow, what shitty parenting.

demi · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:46:10 PM »

I wish I could come across people like that online, they are the most fun to hear.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:47:28 PM »

No, they're not. It gets obnoxious. They all sound like that!

demi · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:51:42 PM »

You come across people screaming FUCK YOU NICCA YOU BITCH ASS WHORE in a screechy voice? You lucky, all I get are stoned dweebs.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 15, 2010, 01:54:34 PM »

Beezy and I were recently in a lobby that had no less than five people shouting profanities and racial epitaphs with raised voices. It almost melted my brain. I told him afterwards that that is how I imagine what Earth sounds like when Superman is floating above, listening down below.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:45:25 PM »

I'm thinking she panicked maybe?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:46:44 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:47:49 PM »

I just wanted to let you guys know that if you ever thought Maurice was the whitest black guy on the Internet, I'd like you to meet my friend Jay:

[youtube=560,345]dCssaKTbUFw[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 15, 2010, 02:50:09 PM »

self potato?

Beezy · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 15, 2010, 03:51:18 PM »

She should've just stayed silent.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:14:28 PM »

Potato should be the new "annihilate". Oh snap, you just got POTATOED! Or, oh no, I just self-potatoed!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:28:18 PM »

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Bebpo · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:40:53 PM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on January 15, 2010, 01:40:51 PM

Wow, what shitty parenting.

Pretty much $:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on January 15, 2010, 04:14:28 PM

Potato should be the new "annihilate". Oh snap, you just got POTATOED! Or, oh no, I just self-potatoed!

You self-potatoed yourself.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 15, 2010, 04:56:42 PM »

[youtube=560,345]VR4O68kUj5c[/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #1785 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:36:03 PM »

Maybe he can write for Conan :lenowned

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1786 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 15, 2010, 05:01:21 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=384997

What? Why do people feel bad for Whitta? He wrote a bad script, big deal.

If Gary Whitta succeeds, then everyone who "supported" him succeeds as well. That's GAF in a nutshell.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1787 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:40:10 PM »

Whitta has already received work before this hit theaters, based solely off of selling it. He also has developed himself as an established writer within the studio system, and they (the suits) like him.

... why would I feel bad for him? I'm still TRYING to sell out.

bud · « **Reply #1788 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:42:30 PM »

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[youtube=560,345]3GHE2f8Wk1o[/youtube]

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oh my god

bud · « **Reply #1789 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:43:28 PM »

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[youtube=560,345]KRpgyCrcThg[/youtube]

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oh my god

1:21 oh my god

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #1790 on:** January 15, 2010, 05:50:30 PM »

I've no opinion of Whitta or his movie, as I don't know the former and haven't seen the latter. But that thread will be barren of any negative gaf reviews either by banning or groupthink. I should punch myself for stating the obvious.

Jesus. It took nearly a fucking minute to put on her pants.