Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[cool breeze]

509 friends ha ha.

Also, whats with the "Amber Lamps" name?

Ambulance
Ambalamps
Amber Lamps

[BlueTsunami]

509 friends ha ha.

Also, whats with the "Amber Lamps" name?

I think its just something sticking from the black dude saying "Call the amberlance", people started laughing and joking about it and someone must have called her "Amber Lamps". I'm sure Encyclopedia Dramatica has the story.

[The Fake Shemp]

Amber Lamps

[Madrun Badrun]

This is an apology video.  All you blog spoters are wrong about me.  I'm sorry if you took offense to the video but this is real so don't shoot the messenger.  I hope this clears my name. 

[BlueTsunami]

She escorted the bus? So everyone got out of the bus and walked it to the next terminal

How you can mix up "Exited" and "Escorted" is going to bug me for days. Is she really that stupid?

I'm thinking she means that they (the passengers) were all escorted out of the bus by authorities but yeah, exited could be right too.

[Phoenix Dark]

What a fucking pussy. And he knew he did the wrong thing too.

[BlueTsunami]

Amber Lamps fine art

http://www.amberlamps.co.cc/pics.html

[Mupepe]

She's growing on me.  Now I wish she'd sit on me.

[Mupepe]

[Mupepe]

[Bildi]

Amber Lamps fine art

http://www.amberlamps.co.cc/pics.html

That poor girl must be fearing for her safety about now.

[Brehvolution]

Amber Lamps fine art

http://www.amberlamps.co.cc/pics.html

Holy shit!

[brawndolicious]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed

stuff changes.

[Madrun Badrun]

old.  I remember posting that and Beezy laughing at it.

[EmCeeGrammar]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed

stuff changes.

This is hilarious.

[Joe Molotov]

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I'm not seeing many Southwestern flights in their futures.

[fistfulofmetal]

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where beezy at? hopefully he aint pass out from all the blood going to his dick, yo

[etiolate]

If that booty pops, they gonna have to call in FEMA.

School: San Francisco Art Institute

That school does nothing but make hooligans!

[M3wThr33]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed

stuff changes.

It's not America. Is it wrong to guess African?

[Great Rumbler]

That's just horrifying. 

[brawndolicious]

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/school_dances_sure_have_changed

stuff changes.

It's not America. Is it wrong to guess African?

I think it's Brazilian.

[Himu]

south american.

[Himu]

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I'm not seeing many Southwestern flights in their futures.

[Costanza]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19856025&postcount=58

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Posting other peoples pics without their permission smh

[Flannel Boy]

Amber Lamps fine art

http://www.amberlamps.co.cc/pics.html

Amber Lamps kind of looks like a young Jenny Lewis 

[Beezy]

old.  I remember posting that and Beezy laughing at it.

I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh at that and said that the parents are shitty.

[Joe Molotov]

Posting other peoples pics without their permission smh

Costanza's gonna get raped.

[pilonv1]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387948

jokes write themself

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387948

jokes write themself

It needs at least one Amir0x reference.

[Madrun Badrun]

old.  I remember posting that and Beezy laughing at it.

I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh at that and said that the parents are shitty.

I think you did both!

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=387939

c'mon now costanza

[Costanza]

 

[EmCeeGrammar]

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19856025&postcount=58

 

I dunno, he looks uniquely awesome.  I'd be scared if he was a bouncer.

[Diunx]

I think I'm in love with Amber Lambs's disinterest.

[Beezy]

LAMPS

AMBER LAMPS

old.  I remember posting that and Beezy laughing at it.

I'm pretty sure I didn't laugh at that and said that the parents are shitty.

I think you did both!

You don't know what you're talking about!

[CajoleJuice]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=19858060&postcount=16

[Phoenix Dark]

disgusting

[Green Shinobi]

I agree with the people who are saying that Winslet's boobs in 3D will be pretty awesome.

[Green Shinobi]

i have a few friends who are into suspension

they say it's a rush and a totally unique experience, but i see that whole segment of the population as treating sex like it were an extreme sport

basically like fuck tourists

The thing with this is: aren't you going to have giant scars all over your back? And what if one of the hooks rips? Fuck, if one rips, they'll probably all rip, right?

[ferrarimanf355]

I agree with the people who are saying that Winslet's boobs in 3D will be pretty awesome.

PEPPERONI NIPPLES! 

I'd still hit that, though. 

[Mupepe]

I agree with the people who are saying that Winslet's boobs in 3D will be pretty awesome.

PEPPERONI NIPPLES! 

I'd still hit that, though. 

They're not even that big!  And you're missing out on the best ethnicities.  What the hell is wrong with you??

[Eric P]

i have a few friends who are into suspension

they say it's a rush and a totally unique experience, but i see that whole segment of the population as treating sex like it were an extreme sport

basically like fuck tourists

The thing with this is: aren't you going to have giant scars all over your back? And what if one of the hooks rips? Fuck, if one rips, they'll probably all rip, right?

possibly, yes, and yes.

[Diunx]

lol so "boy" is a fucking racist term? at this pace America is going to devolve into a sing language society.

[Mupepe]

quiet, boy!

[Himu]

lol so "boy" is a fucking racist term? at this pace America is going to devolve into a sing language society.

It's not a racist term, but it has a racist history.

"Fetch my stick, boy."

It harkens back to slavery times and pre-civil rights era in America.

[The Fake Shemp]

With that logic, the term "fetch" and the word "stick" must also have a racist history.

[Dickie Dee]

Are we seriously arguing that calling an adult black man "boy" isn't racist? Really?

[Phoenix Dark]

Historically, in countries such as the U.S. and South Africa, "boy" was not only a 'neutral' term for domestics but also used as a disparaging racist insult towards men of colour (especially of African descent), recalling their subservient status even after the 20th century legal emancipation (from slavery, evolved to race segregation, viz. Apartheid) and alleged infantility, and many still consider it offensive in that context to this day since it denotes that men of colour (especially of African descent) are less than men or no better than an animal. For example a simple command for a dog would be, "Come here boy!"

It has a pretty blatant racist connotation when leveled by a white person against a black man, I don't think one could make an argument against that.

I'm not going to call the white dude in that video racist though, I'll leave that to GAF. I'm too ashamed to defend that black guy

[The Fake Shemp]

Are we seriously arguing that calling an adult black man "boy" isn't racist? Really?

It's as racist as calling any adult man "boy". It's just offensive to MEN, regardless of skin color. The fact that white slave owners used the term to refer to slaves the same way as they did a dog is irrelevant; in fact, that highlights that the term has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with their status as livestock (during that era).

[Robo]

The racist connotation popped into my head as well, but the white guy is 67 years old and he may've been calling the other guy "boy" with regard to his age.

I mean, the guy clearly ain't prejudice -- he'd even let a Chinaman spit-shine his shoes!

[Mupepe]

Tons of older white dudes use the term boy without any racial context. 

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, "boy" and "kid" are thrown around by older people all the time. I have a friend who is 34-years-old and when he works on set, the line producer calls him "that boy" all the time - which aggravates the hell out of him. But not because he thinks it's racially motivated.

(P.S. This person is not white.)

[Dickie Dee]

Are we seriously arguing that calling an adult black man "boy" isn't racist? Really?

It's as racist as calling any adult man "boy". It's just offensive to MEN, regardless of skin color. The fact that white slave owners used the term to refer to slaves the same way as they did a dog is irrelevant; in fact, that highlights that the term has nothing to do with race, and everything to do with their status as livestock (during that era).

Anyone of any color can call another man boy - except it wasn't commonly done except by white men towards black men, with or without malice.

[Phoenix Dark]

Seriously Willco?

[Mandark]

PD's right on this.

It's not always said with racist intent, but there's a VERY strong racial connotation attached to it in the US.  Does anyone live in this country and not know that?

[fistfulofmetal]

Seriously Willco?

seriously, boy?

[Stoney Mason]

Lots of white old men (and women) call black men "boy" and they know exactly what they mean by it and do it on purpose. It's what they were raised with and it's meant to be a term of derision.

There are of course old white men who may mean nothing by it and refer to all younger people with it.

It can go either way but let's just say when an old white man uses the term with me, I tend to believe they know exactly what they are doing and the context they are using it in.

[The Fake Shemp]

I completely disagree that it has a racial connotation, especially since the term was used to emasculate well before (and after) slavery, and its context for use during slavery was not racist, but as a description of subservient individuals in general. It has ties to slavery, but that doesn't make it a racial slur - any more than "Jew".

[Mandark]

I completely disagree that it has a racial connotation, especially since the term was used to emasculate well before (and after) slavery, and its context for use during slavery was not racist, but as a description of subservient individuals in general. It has ties to slavery, but that doesn't make it a racial slur - any more than "Jew".

I want you to know I'm furiously googling "spit take gifs" right now.