Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Great Rumbler]

If that banner is not safe at your work then that's probably because your work place is LAME.

[Cheebs]

Couldn't you just cut out the right-hand side images? Or replace it with something less sexy? It would still be far better than the current one. DO IT SHAKE

[Robo]

If that banner is not safe at your work then that's probably because your work place is LAME.

It's true, but they pay me and that > being lame.

[Diunx]

Stop with this queer shit guys, put some hot wominz or a least a gun in there

[The Dark Shake 3000]

I refuse to censor myself :'(

[Great Rumbler]

If that banner is not safe at your work then that's probably because your work place is LAME.

It's true, but they pay me and that > being lame.

IS IT

[The Dark Shake 3000]

SFW version:

Stop with this queer shit guys, put some hot wominz or a least a gun in there

Done.

[Cheebs]

SFW version:

(Image removed from quote.)

Spider-Man 

Use it WILLCO

[Cheebs]

Willco can't deny us sunglasss wearing badass Spider-Borys in the banner.

Edit: The gun...

[Diunx]

Spiderman

[Great Rumbler]

Okay, NOW it's perfect. 

[BlueTsunami]

[drew]

people whoi surf at work work hold this place back constantly

youre at work, maybe you should, i dont know, WORK?

[The Dark Shake 3000]

For the new page:



Someone make it so

[drew]

i can tell you right now that wont happen

willco has bitched out a bit since you last saw him

[The Dark Shake 3000]

There's nothing not safe for work about that banner, really, besides maybe the "number one singles community" bit. It's just a couple of cool dudes, one some sort of horny terrorist and the other a cheeseburger Spider-Man, on their way to Buffalo Wild Things for a nice snack :'(

I think that about sums up the entirety of Evilbore and its community.

[BlueTsunami]

This board is about two cop bachelors solvin' crimes and drinkin' beer, sure there may be some sexual tension between the two now and again but this is a modern world who needs some modern cops.

[The Fake Shemp]

When you run the forum, Shake, you can change the banner. Until then, if you'd like to create a new banner, you should try and emulate the tone of past ones.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Your days are numbered, Willco

[drew]

see

SEE

[brob]

the bore is losing more and more of it's patented effete flavor by the minute :'(

[The Dark Shake 3000]

The new, Willco-approved banner:

[Cheebs]

Hahaha wtf 

[Diunx]

[brob]

Good edit Borys, Patel can't shoulder it all alone, the poor soul.

[Cheebs]

You two did a great job on the banner Blu and Shake. Too bad lame-ass Willco doesn't have the balls to put it up cause OH NOES Patel's or Tauntaun's network administrator will see this in their logs and fire them.

We have multiple emoticons of people (and a hippo) having sex but shakes rather tame image is nsfw 

[ManaByte]

http://www.laughingplace.com/lotion-view-1024.asp

OMG I can't wait until June.

[BlueTsunami]

The new, Willco-approved banner:

(Image removed from quote.)

bhahahaha

  :'( The downside of Real Talk

[OptimoPeach]

I'd honestly just like the original banner back

[TakingBackSunday]

I've never understood the latest one.  A bunch of beefy Freddy Mercurys with guns?

[ManaByte]

Video from the link I posted earlier, Youtubed:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

It took five years to make and was done by some of the same people who did the Bellagio fountains in Vegas. Looks awesome.

[Cheebs]

I've never understood the latest one.  A bunch of beefy Freddy Mercurys with guns?

Its dumb that is what it is.

[bud]

isn't it the soup nazi?

or did i just make a giant ass out of myself

[Kestastrophe]

Ignatius Piazza

[BamYouHaveAids]

Ignatius Piazza

seriously. how can you deny the man? just look at his name, it's very impressive--14 characters long. probably not the only 14 he has either.

[BlackMage]

Just a heads up: Ignatius Piazza is giving away free handguns.

http://www.ignatius-piazza-front-sight.com/

he stole our banner!!!!

[Vizzys]

Ignatius Piazza

seriously. how can you deny the man? just look at his name, it's very impressive--14 characters long. probably not the only 14 he has either.

hes also a doctor

[Great Rumbler]

Ignatius Piazza is the best thing that's ever happened to Evilbore.

[Joe Molotov]

Ignatius Piazza

seriously. how can you deny the man? just look at his name, it's very impressive--14 characters long. probably not the only 14 he has either.

hes also a doctor

He's got a PhD in Awesome.

[Cheebs]

Someone should email this guys site saying eb stole his banner so willco will have to take it down and put up spider-borys.

[Kestastrophe]

 

[brob]

Oh shush, y'all too cynical. It's all in good fun and it's cool to see people working on a hobby project just for the fun of it.

And I can't wait til some dweeb eventually mentions money. 

[Kestastrophe]

I actually like the idea of it, but some of the artwork makes me question things. That community runs memes into the ground at warp speed

[brob]

Yeah, in general they do, but the people involved in the project are most likely some of the more sensible ones (however marginally). I've not stepped into that thread so some of those character designs are rather fun - like the dude with two monocles. I don't really expect the game to be ball-to-the-wall awesome, but it's not like I intend to devote more than a couple of hours of attention, at most, to it when it is finished and playable.

It's gonna be hell to read anything over there once it's finished though. Every niggling shit with a gaf account is gonna start chest pounding like they had a finger in the pie just by posting on the same forum.

[BlueTsunami]

Found this in the woods earlier today



Was empty, probably unused. Left it there since there was no way for me to dispose of it and would have had to of have carried it on my person. So I did the logical thing, take a picture of it and walked away.

Needles :'(

[Fresh Prince]

That reminds me of a story.
So it was 7:30am on a weekday morning and I was ready to put my clothes to dry before I went to work. When I stepped out I was greeted by three junkies preparing to shoot up opposite the door. We all looked at each other. One of them tells me, 'No worries bro, we'll clean up'. I had clothes to dry so I went and put my clothes to dry a few meters away while the guy once again reaffirms with me, 'No worries'. So I went back in, had a shower and went out my apartment when I saw th junkies passing the street, the leader looked at me and we exchanged nods of affirmation.

[brob]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=20694284&postcount=25


 

[The Dark Shake 3000]

You two did a great job on the banner Blu and Shake. Too bad lame-ass Willco doesn't have the balls to put it up cause OH NOES Patel's or Tauntaun's network administrator will see this in their logs and fire them.

We have multiple emoticons of people (and a hippo) having sex but shakes rather tame image is nsfw 

It's a conspiracy, I tell you

[drew]

Needles :'(

that was mine, sorry

[Ichirou]

http://i42.tinypic.com/11remoz.jpg

 

These are the reviewers for the new Gamefan?

[BlueTsunami]

That reminds me of a story.
So it was 7:30am on a weekday morning and I was ready to put my clothes to dry before I went to work. When I stepped out I was greeted by three junkies preparing to shoot up opposite the door. We all looked at each other. One of them tells me, 'No worries bro, we'll clean up'. I had clothes to dry so I went and put my clothes to dry a few meters away while the guy once again reaffirms with me, 'No worries'. So I went back in, had a shower and went out my apartment when I saw th junkies passing the street, the leader looked at me and we exchanged nods of affirmation.

You've been accepted into their seedy underworld Now to start up some Breaking Bad shit.

[Fresh Prince]

They did clean up though 

[The Dark Shake 3000]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

wtf

[The Fake Shemp]

That kid has a bright future ahead of him. Shake annihilated.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

That's his senior project. One assumes that's what he's gonna use to try and get future work.

Good luck

[The Fake Shemp]

I will hire him for my romantic dramedy starring Brian Dennehy and Mary Lynn Rajskub.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Maybe in a few years he can direct a DTV sequel to The Room.

[The Fake Shemp]

You're just jealous because he'll beat you to it first.

[The Dark Shake 3000]

Maybe he'll let you write it.

[The Fake Shemp]

I can only hope. I've always wanted to do a sequel to The Room with transforming robots and Spider-Man.