Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Brehvolution]

Duke kinda looks like Boogie.

[chronovore]

That is the goofiest ninja outfit ever.

[Fresh Prince]

Swedish police seem unfamiliar with rioting.
smh at the Swedish students. I would of knocked some those guys out

[Himu]

@ the muslim vids

[Skidmark]

Here is the video that he was showing at the freedom of speech lecture:

NSFW:
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/33434/98ff6c9b/allah_ho_gaybar.html

[Skidmark]

Creating the worlds largest digital panoramic photo:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The impressive result:
http://www.gigapan.org/gigapans/48492/

[Positive Touch]

Stolen from Gaf

Greatest shit ever

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Phoenix Dark]

E:60: Corrective Rape (video documentary)
Jeremy Schaap speaks with South African women soccer players who say they were beaten and raped because they are lesbians. Editor's note: This story and video contain mature subject matter

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/e60/news/story?id=5177704

 

[T-Short]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

 

[Ichirou]

So I really fucking hate RobbieNick.

The guy is easily the most annoying person on GAF's gaming side(yes even more than AceBandage). Everytime I see a post of his I'm always like "uhh this motherfucker". He's never funny, never posts anything of worth, doesn't know how to respond to anyone, and I'm pretty sure he's a furry.

So Vox-Pop and RobbieNick are the only gaffers on my shit list. I've learned to tolerate many things, so I don't really care about a lot of gaffers you guys seem to hate, but these two are on a whole other level.

Uhhhh, RobbieNick is my GAF account.  Nice to know how you feel, Wrath.

[Brehvolution]

[youtube=560,345]Bt7JLzCQbJw[/youtube]

[The Fake Shemp]

Why would people pay to see a university lecture just to get offended?

[Eric P]

Why would people pay to see a university lecture just to get offended?

why do so many liberals watch fox? (or at least clips from fox)

I think it's the same principal

a stead diet of outrage

[Ichirou]

So I really fucking hate RobbieNick.

The guy is easily the most annoying person on GAF's gaming side(yes even more than AceBandage). Everytime I see a post of his I'm always like "uhh this motherfucker". He's never funny, never posts anything of worth, doesn't know how to respond to anyone, and I'm pretty sure he's a furry.

So Vox-Pop and RobbieNick are the only gaffers on my shit list. I've learned to tolerate many things, so I don't really care about a lot of gaffers you guys seem to hate, but these two are on a whole other level.

Uhhhh, RobbieNick is my GAF account.  Nice to know how you feel, Wrath.

Yeah I don't buy it. You're too awesome.

Plus he's a Sonic fanboy who never talks about movies, yeah not you.

I keep my Sonic obsession over at GAF.  People just can't handle how I feel about that blue hedgehog for some reason.

Sonic Unleashed is amazing, btw.

[Ichirou]

You need more proof than my word!?

I'm the one and only RobbieNick. You're free to "disagree", but you'll find that if you continue to do so, you'll be sadly mistaken, to no one's tears...

[Third]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

religious people 

[Beezy]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

[Great Rumbler]

It's like the scene from Little Miss Sunshine, but so much worse. 

[The Fake Shemp]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

... where's fistful?

[Third]

ultra-whores in the making

but they were pretty good.

[brob]

real talk, I'd kill to have a girl that had been training to make my dick bust since she was 6. Chicks who've been dancing their entire lives are awesome in bed, just think how awesome a girl would be if she had been twurkin' all her life?


 

[Raban]

Gonna be honest, that shit was tight. Really good dancers for that age.

[Beezy]

just think how awesome a girl would be if she had been twurkin' all her life?

Gonna be honest, that shit was tight. Really good dancers for that age.

Yeah, but I don't think little girls should be gyrating and shit. And did they have to dress them like sluts?

[Raban]

Yeah, but I don't think little girls should be gyrating and shit. And did they have to dress them like sluts?

I dunno, but I think it works to shatter the illusion that children are "innocent" or "pure". For a modern dance, the sexualization is relatively light, and it isn't like those costumes show any more skin than you'd see if they were wearing bathing suits. The sexuality of that lingerie-style clothing is completely lost when they're on small children.

[Mupepe]

Yeah, but I don't think little girls should be gyrating and shit. And did they have to dress them like sluts?

I dunno, but I think it works to shatter the illusion that children are "innocent" or "pure". For a modern dance, the sexualization is relatively light, and it isn't like those costumes show any more skin than you'd see if they were wearing bathing suits. The sexuality of that lingerie-style clothing is completely lost when they're on small children.

I don't know why you'd want to really shatter that illusion.  The fact that people think it's okay for people to be skeezy at a younger and younger age is one of the things that really bugs me and makes me disagree with a ton of socially liberal people.  They're too young for that shit.  You forget that in the end, these children are being used by an adult to get some message or image across.  Just because all children aren't pure and innocent doesn't mean they have enough judgment to know what kind of message they're sending.  And maybe that "style" and sexuality is lost on you when you see it but I guarantee it's not for a bunch of sick fucks.  Any kind of sexuality and lingerie is inappropriate on a fucking child.  Fucking gross.

[Raban]

It's not really that I think it's OK, I just don't really care. Parents have been fucking up with their kids since the dawn of time, this is more of the same. I'll save my outrage for something truly disgusting.

[The Fake Shemp]

No, that's pretty disgusting. The line of, "Oh well, parents have been messing up their kids forever!" is pretty ridiculous.

[Raban]

No, that's pretty disgusting. The line of, "Oh well, parents have been messing up their kids forever!" is pretty ridiculous.

Sorry, I wasn't even trying that time

[Great Rumbler]

That kid pageant show is disgusting. what's it called, toddlers and tiaras?

It's hard to tell which is worse, honestly.

[Raban]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Mupepe]

I'm going to try to find the source, but I saw a survey of married men and women.  They asked them if they had a chance to cheat and it was 100% sure that their significant other would never find out, would they do it?

8% of men and 24% of women said yes.

Although it's just one survey, it does backup my anecdotal evidence that I've seen.  Women actually just seem to be more immature regarding sex and justifying what they do in a relationship.  At least on this continent. 

[WrikaWrek]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

Ok that was scary...

First was "Lol" then "What the fuck"

How can they move like that?

[Brehvolution]

[Beezy]

Lol, I posted that a few days ago. I know the dude on the right and he's fuckin hilarious whenever he starts dancing.

... where's fistful?

In the audience.

(Image removed from quote.)

And we're back down again...

[Joe Molotov]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

... where's fistful?

In the audience.

More like hiding backstage.

[Phoenix Dark]

More like under the stage

[Himu]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

 

[Skidmark]

A friend posted this on twitter:

[youtube=560,345]Wjehii-jjHE[/youtube]

Good fucking job Beyonce and parents.

democracy..

[Himu]

[bud]

i'd do the blonde and maybe the redhead

[Fresh Prince]

gen x parents

[chronovore]

real talk, I'd kill to have a girl that had been training to make my dick bust since she was 6. Chicks who've been dancing their entire lives are awesome in bed, just think how awesome a girl would be if she had been twurkin' all her life?


 

Reading that as-is, I feel vaguely angered -- but when I think about it from only a marginally different angle...

Ask any male if he'd like to have sex with a gymnast, and he'll say "yes." Or he'll lie. I'm pretty sure 100% of the male population fantasizes about getting with someone who can get their ankles behind their head, do the splits, bridge, and is incredibly toned and has great endurance.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except demi.

[close]

...And then I have to realize that all gymnasts have been in training since they were very young, to be able to do what they do. So I have to agree with your initial observation. But trotting out these little girls specifically to look sexy and do a sexy dance, I can't agree with that decision.

[Himu]

real talk, I'd kill to have a girl that had been training to make my dick bust since she was 6. Chicks who've been dancing their entire lives are awesome in bed, just think how awesome a girl would be if she had been twurkin' all her life?


 

Reading that as-is, I feel vaguely angered -- but when I think about it from only a marginally different angle...

Ask any male if he'd like to have sex with a gymnast, and he'll say "yes." Or he'll lie. I'm pretty sure 100% of the male population fantasizes about getting with someone who can get their ankles behind their head, do the splits, bridge, and is incredibly toned and has great endurance.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except demi.

[close]

...And then I have to realize that all gymnasts have been in training since they were very young, to be able to do what they do. So I have to agree with your initial observation. But trotting out these little girls specifically to look sexy and do a sexy dance, I can't agree with that decision.

Like anything, this subject is covered on Seinfeld.

[brob]

real talk, I'd kill to have a girl that had been training to make my dick bust since she was 6. Chicks who've been dancing their entire lives are awesome in bed, just think how awesome a girl would be if she had been twurkin' all her life?


 

Reading that as-is, I feel vaguely angered -- but when I think about it from only a marginally different angle...

Ask any male if he'd like to have sex with a gymnast, and he'll say "yes." Or he'll lie. I'm pretty sure 100% of the male population fantasizes about getting with someone who can get their ankles behind their head, do the splits, bridge, and is incredibly toned and has great endurance.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Except demi.

[close]

...And then I have to realize that all gymnasts have been in training since they were very young, to be able to do what they do. So I have to agree with your initial observation. But trotting out these little girls specifically to look sexy and do a sexy dance, I can't agree with that decision.

Naw, I ain't sitting here like fistful fappin' to them gyrating, but I do know that sexing with a dancer (ballet btw) is incredibly awesome - to the point where you feel totally unimportant in the act, you're just hanging on to your bones like a roller coaster ride - so it is only natural to point out that if a girl is taught more sex oriented moves as part of her dancing this euphoric experience would increase tenfold.

Real talk, no pedo.

as for this dance thing. Yeah it's fucked up, but it's so fucked up there really isn't a need for every post to be "gat damn dat fucked up".

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

(Image removed from quote.)

Looks like the poster for Precious 2.

[Brehvolution]

 

[TakingBackSunday]

HSMP's avatar goes perfectly with that image 

[WrikaWrek]

[youtube=560,345]5yIGhsydtUQ[/youtube]

[BlueTsunami]

HSMP's avatar goes perfectly with that image 

I had to

[Phoenix Dark]

[pilonv1]

Am I the only one getting obnoxious "skip this ad" pages on gaf now? Maybe it's just on my iPhone.

[demi]

Am I the only one getting obnoxious "skip this ad" pages on gaf now? Maybe it's just on my iPhone.

i dont get those at all.

[Hitler Stole My Potato]

HSMP's avatar goes perfectly with that image 

I had to

(Image removed from quote.)

 

[Skidmark]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[M3wThr33]

At my high school graduation, the musician they hired forgot the words to Brown Eyed Girl. 

[The Fake Shemp]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Oh my god

[etiolate]

Did he actually do the Phil Collins drums on her boobs or was the song edited in?

edit: durr nevermind, it's edited in

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

Am I the only one getting obnoxious "skip this ad" pages on gaf now? Maybe it's just on my iPhone.

Nope, are you using http://secondapps.com/neogaf/ ?

I like using the mobile site because it screws EL out of ad revenue.

[BlueTsunami]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Oh man hahahhahah

[WrikaWrek]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Craziest