Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1925704 times)

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9240 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:34:41 PM »

Can't understand why most of those girls were bored. Wtf is wrong with them?!

brob · « **Reply #9241 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:38:21 PM »

They probably realized they weren't the top of the litter so they didn't stand a chance anyway. :'(

MCD · « **Reply #9242 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:46:55 PM »

they wanted bieber.

etiolate · « **Reply #9243 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:18:29 PM »

http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22I%20am%20not%20a%20racist%20but%22

http://youropenbook.org/?q=%22just+sayin%22&x=0&y=0&gender=any

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Olethia Fauntleroy- Tibbs 1 more thing..its more than okay 2b with some1 on the lower side of the attractive scale...okay u aren't shallow we get it, but 2 breed with them is altogether diff. How dare u do that 2 that child....omg like the 1st 1 was okay, but this 2nd kid is really less than desirable...I'm just sayin the close up nearly gave me an outburst in my meeting...smh!
22 minutes ago

etiolate · « **Reply #9244 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:00:02 AM »

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Tyler Potts FOR THE RECORD. . . WACKA FLOCKA FLAME AND SOULJA BOY SUCK! THEY ARE NOT REAL MC'S! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS WACKA FLOCKA FLAME? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CEREAL THAT GETS GOT IN YOUR MOUTH. AND SOUL IN SOULJA BOY? HE PUT NO SOUL IN HIS MUSIC. HI BEATS JUST HARD. I AINT HATIN, I'M JUST SAYIN. WHEN I HEAR THEM ON THE RADIO, I TURN IT. THEY SUCK!
2 hours ago

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Pat McLeod Darth Vader had responsibilities.... he was responsible for the Death Star.... just sayin'
3 hours ago

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Kathy Acreman Y is it that so many people cant find jobs....but when i call 411 frm my phn sum1 in iraq or sum other 3rd world country is on the other end of the line tryin 2 find a phn number4 me in the UNITED STATES and they barely speak english...sheesh! Just sayin
4 hours ago Spring, Texas

this is what the internets call a goldmine

Robo · « **Reply #9245 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:06:01 AM »

That Darth Vader quote was from this week's Breaking Bad. Just sayin.

Skidmark · « **Reply #9246 on:** May 18, 2010, 02:16:51 AM »

http://www.msf-usa.org/motion.html

drew · « **Reply #9247 on:** May 18, 2010, 03:57:37 AM »

that facebook spider bot might just be the greatest thing ever

edit nvm it is public domain

drew · « **Reply #9248 on:** May 18, 2010, 04:31:40 AM »

Skidmark · « **Reply #9249 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:01:01 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9250 on:** May 18, 2010, 05:24:56 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 18, 2010, 04:52:21 AM

a good friend from my Uni days interviewed in the Guardian - his work still boggles my mind :

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/may/17/bacterial-computing-synthetic-biology

It's funny how the gene for fluorescence is so easily picked up which makes it a litmus test for seeing if an organism can be genetically engineered.

Body repair is interesting but I wonder if they could actually eat cancer cells or something? Since cancer has so many possible causes, that would be funny if bacteria could evolve fast enough to combat our own mutations.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #9251 on:** May 18, 2010, 09:16:06 AM »

I'd pay $5 for Gabe to read my email.

Himu · « **Reply #9252 on:** May 18, 2010, 10:50:36 AM »

Robo · « **Reply #9253 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:23:18 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #9254 on:** May 18, 2010, 11:35:57 AM »

never gets old

[youtube=560,345]z7baCckh-XE[/youtube]

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9255 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:32:15 PM »

Jason Alexander is dead to me now.

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

demi · « **Reply #9256 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:34:38 PM »

Meh, never did anything for me back then - I was a Neumann guy

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9257 on:** May 18, 2010, 12:55:04 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

And Skidmark wants to leave Sweden to come to this shithole

PS: I know its not Sweden, it's Denmark but still!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9258 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:06:18 PM »

What's the context of that? Looked really cool.

edit: derp, they were celebrating the bus driver. How nice

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9259 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:09:58 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 18, 2010, 01:06:18 PM

What's the context of that? Looked really cool.

edit: derp, they were celebrating the bus driver. How nice

http://kadaverofftherecord.wordpress.com/2010/05/13/final-element-of-bedre-bustur-the-flash-mob-is-out/

It's part of a marketing campaign so don't get too weepy but its still a sweet sentiment.

brob · « **Reply #9260 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:16:44 PM »

Real talk, Denmark is awesome. Drop some mountains in that bitch, give them a proper language and I'll live there forever.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9261 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:22:26 PM »

They should do the American version of this campaign where the bus driver comes back and punches the dude playing the horn and a man urinates in a corner on the bus...

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #9262 on:** May 18, 2010, 01:30:27 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2010, 12:55:04 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

And Skidmark wants to leave Sweden to come to this shithole

PS: I know its not Sweden, it's Denmark but still!

It's like a Disney movie.

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 18, 2010, 01:22:26 PM

They should do the American version of this campaign where the bus driver comes back and punches the dude playing the horn and a man urinates in a corner on the bus...

Do people really piss inside the bus?

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9263 on:** May 18, 2010, 02:26:26 PM »

disregard me. I'm just being a smart ass.

But back in the day when I did ride the bus, there were definitely some rough looking and smelling buses.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9264 on:** May 18, 2010, 02:42:39 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9265 on:** May 18, 2010, 02:47:19 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 18, 2010, 04:52:21 AM

a good friend from my Uni days interviewed in the Guardian - his work still boggles my mind :

http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2010/may/17/bacterial-computing-synthetic-biology

cool

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9266 on:** May 18, 2010, 02:53:17 PM »

the dude in the orange

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9267 on:** May 18, 2010, 03:02:44 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 18, 2010, 02:53:17 PM

the dude in the orange

I've seen the gif and video of that so many times and I never noticed him before.

Skidmark · « **Reply #9268 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:03:56 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on May 18, 2010, 01:16:44 PM

Real talk, Denmark is awesome. Drop some mountains in that bitch, give them a proper language and I'll live there forever.

Here are two similar flashmobs from Sweden:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

and here are two more that are a bit different:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

brob · « **Reply #9269 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:21:12 PM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9270 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:24:32 PM »

wtf at the blonde one. I would've shit myself.

Skidmark · « **Reply #9271 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:30:21 PM »

I don't know if you will be able to understand this but if you do here are some Finnish news to enjoy:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

brob · « **Reply #9272 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:36:00 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9273 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:47:43 PM »

Yeah I don't get this Scandinavian humour thing.

brob · « **Reply #9274 on:** May 18, 2010, 07:57:24 PM »

And I thought you were cool :'(

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9275 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:17:38 PM »

I'm cool for an Indian. Which isn't very cool at all :'(

brob · « **Reply #9276 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:20:53 PM »

one of my bff's growing up was indian. He was about half my height. his sister is tiny as hell too, I think she could suck my dick without bending.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

could you do that...?

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Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9277 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:29:26 PM »

brob · « **Reply #9278 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:32:08 PM »

Skidmark · « **Reply #9279 on:** May 19, 2010, 02:24:18 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The Sceneman · « **Reply #9280 on:** May 19, 2010, 02:33:50 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 18, 2010, 11:01:44 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

In this image, we see Gabe suffocating his meal (a young Indonesian boy) in his warm yet lethal layers.

lol I saw a dude on the street the other day who looked hard out like Gabe Newell, nearly dropped my cigarette

Skidmark · « **Reply #9281 on:** May 19, 2010, 08:32:16 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9282 on:** May 19, 2010, 09:16:55 AM »

Wow, what an unbearably awkward interview. Did they fuck afterwards?

Ichirou · « **Reply #9283 on:** May 19, 2010, 10:08:25 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on May 19, 2010, 09:16:55 AM

Wow, what an unbearably awkward interview. Did they fuck afterwards?

She is flirting with him so obviously, and he is flirting right back.

It's kinda hot.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9284 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:29:13 AM »

Quote from: Skidmark on May 19, 2010, 08:32:16 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

If I was the host I'd have the hugest boner

cool breeze · « **Reply #9285 on:** May 19, 2010, 11:48:21 AM »

I like the brief silence after she says she's messed up on drugs. Audience can't tell if it was a joke or not.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #9286 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:14:16 PM »

I'm not someone who's really into that Ferguson show as the comedy isn't my cup of tea but on a personal level Craig Ferguson is almost certainly the most charming and genuinely personable host who does one of those type of chat/interview shows.

BlackMage · « **Reply #9287 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:28:42 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 19, 2010, 01:14:16 PM

I'm not someone who's really into that Ferguson show as the comedy isn't my cup of tea but on a personal level Craig Ferguson is almost certainly the most charming and genuinely personable host who does one of those type of chat/interview shows.

plus he's a scot and we are all sexy bitches

Himu · « **Reply #9288 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:49:05 PM »

I love his lips. They're sexy.

Himu · « **Reply #9289 on:** May 19, 2010, 01:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on May 19, 2010, 06:21:10 AM

Himu, why were you banned?

Trolling ff13.

Worth it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9290 on:** May 19, 2010, 04:31:34 PM »

[youtube=560,345]FO4nj87gYHU[/youtube]
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/frank-sharry/first-lady-michelle-obama_b_582168.html
wut

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9291 on:** May 19, 2010, 04:37:20 PM »

empty vessel is a stupid ASS.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9292 on:** May 19, 2010, 04:39:57 PM »

...really? I think he's usually quite sane and intelligent with his political posts.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9293 on:** May 19, 2010, 04:57:07 PM »

I'm talking about the last couple pages in that thread about the 7 year old girl shot in Detroit.

He's saying that if a suspect is in a duplex with a connecting door, you can only get a warrant for one of them. And he's calling for the judge who issued the warrant to be impeached.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9294 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on May 19, 2010, 01:14:16 PM

I'm not someone who's really into that Ferguson show as the comedy isn't my cup of tea but on a personal level Craig Ferguson is almost certainly the most charming and genuinely personable host who does one of those type of chat/interview shows.

That video is down, but from little I watched during the whole LATE NIGHT BATTLE, I agree. His interview for Carey Mulligan, for instance, was fucking great. Probably helped that she was adorable.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #9295 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:15:50 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on May 19, 2010, 04:57:07 PM

I'm talking about the last couple pages in that thread about the 7 year old girl shot in Detroit.

He's saying that if a suspect is in a duplex with a connecting door, you can only get a warrant for one of them. And he's calling for the judge who issued the warrant to be impeached.

That doesn't really scream stupid to me. Shortsighted, maybe, but I don't know about stupid.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #9296 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:18:05 PM »

The lastest interview with Evangeline Lilly was great too. I remember seeing a Kristen Bell interview and was all

. He brings out the best in his guests, especially since if they're up for not being robotic drones there to plug something. I don't catch him everynight, but always love it when I do.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9297 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:22:31 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on May 19, 2010, 05:15:50 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on May 19, 2010, 04:57:07 PM
I'm talking about the last couple pages in that thread about the 7 year old girl shot in Detroit.

He's saying that if a suspect is in a duplex with a connecting door, you can only get a warrant for one of them. And he's calling for the judge who issued the warrant to be impeached.

That doesn't really scream stupid to me. Shortsighted, maybe, but I don't know about stupid.

You don't just enter a topic after a dozen pages and say to impeach the judge, because he didn't do his job right and that this story justifies a total overhaul of all police and legal procedures..

That's just some law & order bullshit in a thread already overflowing with speculation and distrust.

Jansen · « **Reply #9298 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:26:52 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=21365408&postcount=1140

dayum.

guess i have more time to chip away at the backlog now.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #9299 on:** May 19, 2010, 05:38:03 PM »

For those of us who don't read GAF anymore, what happened?

News:

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