I just found this guy on twitter:
http://twitter.com/OldFunnyJokerHere are some of his tweets:
What's the difference between a paedophile and a terrorist? A paedophile actually gets his virgins.
"When God closes a door, he opens a window." Sounds to me like he's preparing for a shit
Hermaphrodite's are cocky cunts.
In the name of honesty I think Justin Bieber should change his last name to Barrassing.
Do you like hot women that scream in bed? Check out the burns unit at the hospital.
Don't get dumped if you live near the Gulf of Mexico. There aren't plenty more fish in the sea.
Aaah now I get it. The church is against abortions because they want more children to fuck.
Good stuff.