Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780426 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12900 on:** July 13, 2010, 05:46:28 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on July 13, 2010, 03:49:56 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 13, 2010, 03:46:32 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 13, 2010, 03:39:05 PM
I'm convinced the lady behind "Hark, a vagrant!" posts here
so either lennedsay or himuro?

Great Rumbler feeling dejected:

(Image removed from quote.)

I know what I like!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #12901 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:09:12 PM »

I can't decide if this is lame, awesome, or awesomely lame.
[youtube=560,345]vktqUM0VDtU[/youtube]
Sounds like the creepy theme park version, no?

chronovore · « **Reply #12902 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:34:56 PM »

That gary numan thing is awesome. The man is definitely in on the joke.

Quote from: lennedsay on July 13, 2010, 03:53:23 PM

The term lady should be used loosely. Well for me at least.

No way! You're a loose lady?

lennedsay · « **Reply #12903 on:** July 13, 2010, 06:35:14 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 13, 2010, 04:28:01 PM

http://www.theonion.com/articles/george-steinbrenner-dead-after-firing-underperform,17710/

I'm going to hell.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #12904 on:** July 13, 2010, 08:54:35 PM »

the look on the Kings face in the last panel makes Show Some Respect

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12905 on:** July 13, 2010, 09:16:00 PM »

Every time I read Show Some Respect I think about the whole "games are art" debate.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #12906 on:** July 13, 2010, 09:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 13, 2010, 09:39:19 PM

http://flojuggler.com/

What the fuck.

There is even an iphone app.

muckhole · « **Reply #12907 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:12:44 PM »

Why is the guy there? To show he's hip and understanding of women's periods?

"I'm down with the cycle, yo."
/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12908 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:16:20 PM »

Might be a lesbian who looks like ~~Justin Bieber~~ Genghis Cohen.

Diunx · « **Reply #12909 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:20:27 PM »

I care about the women in my life, finally I have an easy and discrete way to follow their periods thank you Flojuggler.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12910 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:23:16 PM »

I signed up to follow Malek's cycle

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12911 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:42:58 PM »

I'd tear up Malek's metaphorical vag

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12912 on:** July 13, 2010, 11:45:31 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12913 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:18:40 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

"My girl's got mad flavor, heavy flow"
/

Bildi · « **Reply #12914 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:47:02 AM »

[youtube=560,345]sWiCLwctN_k[/youtube]

There sure are some unusual folks in the world.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12915 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:51:07 AM »

that shit's nothing. remember that spiderman vs. venom video greatness gone posted like two/three years ago? *shudders*

Skidmark · « **Reply #12916 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:08:25 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12917 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:12:24 AM »

what the fuck? was that supposed to be erotic? do we have any feet freaks here at eb who could help me understand what it is about stupid videos like that that make you wanna get off?

Quote from: Bildi on July 14, 2010, 12:47:02 AM

[youtube=560,345]sWiCLwctN_k[/youtube]

There sure are some unusual folks in the world.

edit: hell yeah titties

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12918 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:14:30 AM »

Quote from: Skidmark on July 14, 2010, 01:08:25 AM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

The title of the clip is deceptive.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12919 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:25:54 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12920 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:26:53 AM »

Its all relative, that was probably enough for the minister to wank to

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12921 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:28:01 AM »

I should start saying obnoxious things to females, so that they will rage-flash me. This might be my only option left.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12922 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:30:55 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on July 14, 2010, 01:28:01 AM

I should start saying obnoxious things to females, so that they will rage-flash me. This might be my only option left.

Father_Mike: "Women, do not take off your clothes, like the shameful whores that you are! Do not have sex with me, for it is an abomination and you will burn in hell, you sluts!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12923 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:33:59 AM »

"Slut, says right here in this leather bound book that you my gal are a whore. Do not reply. Good girls should be seen, modestly, but not heard."

I think this could work.

Skidmark · « **Reply #12924 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:48:46 AM »

Give 'em some space guys!

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12925 on:** July 14, 2010, 02:46:33 AM »

Honestly, the most shocking thing about that video is that he took a highlighter to a bible.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #12926 on:** July 14, 2010, 11:04:08 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12927 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:06:23 PM »

They actually putting in MOVING orbs?

MCD · « **Reply #12928 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:08:34 PM »

You need to get close NO SHIT SHUT UP

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12929 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:10:48 PM »

Wrath, stop posting at WYL.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12930 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2010, 12:10:48 PM

Wrath, stop posting at WYL and EvilBore.

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12931 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:52:05 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on December 22, 2009, 03:46:17 PM

[youtube=560,345]gng85yjEAOA[/youtube]

"Four outta' five flies prefer your mouth over shit"

Hahahahahhahaha

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12932 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:58:49 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on July 14, 2010, 12:42:28 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2010, 12:10:48 PM
Wrath, stop posting at WYL.

Looks like it. And what the fuck Malek, I thought we was cool?

You went against the Family, Wrath. Now you gotta pay the price.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12933 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:00:06 PM »

Wrath sort of looks like Fredo too

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12934 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:06:06 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12935 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:08:15 PM »

He thinks he's going to America...

Yeti · « **Reply #12936 on:** July 14, 2010, 01:28:36 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 14, 2010, 01:24:50 PM

Quote from: Stoney Mason on July 14, 2010, 11:04:08 AM
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

If only he leveled up his abilities.

But you use orbs to level up your abilities...

magus · « **Reply #12937 on:** July 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM »

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1871-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2

it's nice to see someone FINALY saying what i think after a crowd of people flapping all over the game,it's a shame it took so long,if this happened when the internet still gave a shit about galaxy 2 i bet the kneejerk reaction would have been huge

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12938 on:** July 14, 2010, 03:38:23 PM »

He spends a lot of time harping on things that aren't really that important...

Powerslave · « **Reply #12939 on:** July 14, 2010, 03:52:36 PM »

Quote from: Borys on July 13, 2010, 10:24:51 AM

The ad is not black & white, it's full colour. They made the guy look white so that more people click on it.

It's Racial Engineering #101.

Which you wrote.

bachikarn · « **Reply #12940 on:** July 14, 2010, 04:08:41 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 14, 2010, 03:38:23 PM

He spends a lot of time harping on things that aren't really that important...

yeah, he spent like a third of the video bitching about the plot

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12941 on:** July 14, 2010, 04:28:15 PM »

Quote from: magus on July 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1871-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2

it's nice to see someone FINALY saying what i think after a crowd of people flapping all over the game,it's a shame it took so long,if this happened when the internet still gave a shit about galaxy 2 i bet the kneejerk reaction would have been huge

Who cares if there would have been a kneejerk reaction shitfest, this is still one of the shittiest "reviews" I've ever seen. I love when he says he's not even going to bother with the core gameplay (the entire fucking reason people gave a shit over SMG2). Fuck that was distinguished mentally-challenged.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #12942 on:** July 14, 2010, 05:58:33 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on July 14, 2010, 04:28:15 PM

Quote from: magus on July 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1871-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2

it's nice to see someone FINALY saying what i think after a crowd of people flapping all over the game,it's a shame it took so long,if this happened when the internet still gave a shit about galaxy 2 i bet the kneejerk reaction would have been huge

Who cares if there would have been a kneejerk reaction shitfest, this is still one of the shittiest "reviews" I've ever seen. I love when he says he's not even going to bother with the core gameplay (the entire fucking reason people gave a shit over SMG2). Fuck that was distinguished mentally-challenged.

I've seen that feature where that person reviews games 3 or 4 times now and everytime I thought it sucked. Whenever videogame types go for edgy or hip reviews it invariably sucks.

RIP Old Man Murray.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #12943 on:** July 14, 2010, 06:09:18 PM »

Speaking of reviewers I think suck, Tom Chick, put up his top 10 for the year so far. Not surprisingly I think a lot of it is shit or his usual contrarian gimmick but this little blurb for his #1 struck me as particularly humorous.

Quote

The smartest and most moving videogame I've played in the last ten years. And I only put the ten year cap there because I don't remember many videogames beyond ten years. But if you ask me in 2030, I suspect I'll remember [insert game]

I'll give you a thousand e-points if you can fill in the blank.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

BioShock 2

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12944 on:** July 14, 2010, 06:26:55 PM »

Quote from: magus on July 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1871-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2

it's nice to see someone FINALY saying what i think after a crowd of people flapping all over the game,it's a shame it took so long,if this happened when the internet still gave a shit about galaxy 2 i bet the kneejerk reaction would have been huge

Why do you hate SMG2 when it's just about the best game on the Wii, the only system you own? You're like the worst gamer ever.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12945 on:** July 14, 2010, 06:28:35 PM »

Zero Punctuation hasn't been funny since the second or third video. He constantly hates on legitimately great games.

SMG2 is fucking phenomenal, magus, and you're still fucking batty.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12946 on:** July 14, 2010, 06:48:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2010, 06:28:35 PM

Zero Punctuation hasn't been funny since the second or third video. He constantly hates on legitimately great games.

SMG2 is fucking phenomenal, magus, and you're still fucking batty.

so butthurt

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12947 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:20:17 PM »

no u

don't you have to go hate inception or something

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #12948 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:22:30 PM »

Quote from: magus on July 14, 2010, 03:33:03 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1871-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2

it's nice to see someone FINALY saying what i think after a crowd of people flapping all over the game,it's a shame it took so long,if this happened when the internet still gave a shit about galaxy 2 i bet the kneejerk reaction would have been huge

Who plays a platformer for the fucking story? Minimalism is the key--get that distinguished mentally-challenged shit out of the way so I can play the game. Why doesn't he discuss things that mater, such as level-design, gameplay, or challenge?

And the Simpsons was great until at least season seven or eight.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12949 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:26:14 PM »

Also, he actually mentions that the game was fun, but is peeved that there's isn't more [or better] story and that it's not "new" enough for him.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12950 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM »

you guys do know that yahtzee dude is pretty much taking the piss in all his reviews, right

pilonv1 · « **Reply #12951 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:52:09 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2010, 06:28:35 PM

He constantly hates on legitimately great games.

thatsthejoke.jpg

Jansen · « **Reply #12952 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:53:10 PM »

hilarious to see so many EB'ers trolled so easily

yahtzee

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12953 on:** July 14, 2010, 07:55:48 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #12954 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:10:31 PM »

I blame magus! he was co-signing the troll!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #12955 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:12:27 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on July 14, 2010, 07:41:31 PM

you guys do know that yahtzee dude is pretty much taking the piss in all his reviews, right

Owned. Brandnew caught crying into his twee scarf.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12956 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:13:48 PM »

It stopped being funny months ago.

Both yahtzee and t exp.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12957 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:17:22 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2010, 07:20:17 PM

no u

don't you have to go hate inception or something

hate? go to my blog and you might have semen splashed on you

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #12958 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:19:45 PM »

but you're a new yorker

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #12959 on:** July 14, 2010, 08:20:52 PM »

eh, suburbs

maybe if i was from the bronx like beezy or my parents stayed in queens

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