Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780621 times)

Mupepe · « **Reply #13080 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:26:09 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 15, 2010, 03:25:35 PM
Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:21:17 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 15, 2010, 03:19:57 PM
Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:15:40 PM
I actually liked Avatar's story. I have a big thing for "foreigner assimilates into the enemy's culture" stories so I probably give Avatar more credit than it deserves. Also, I kinda sympathize for the main character. The guy is totally useless as a human. He can't even walk! But as a big, tall blue alien he can do anything! I thought it was great how they showed the misery of his human life versus the freedom he gains as a Na'vi.
Garrett is a white man trapped in a black man's body who wants to be asian.

Dude I fucking nailed it back in middle school.

I don't see how any of that has to do with being white or asian. The Na'vi could be africans and I'd still feel the same way!
Wanting to be something else. yadda yadda.

Man you overthink shit

why would i want to be white? white people aren't as beautiful as black people and asians are universally unattractive unless they are vietnamese or filipino!

you're not reading! I didn't say you want to be white. I said you are white underneath.

white man (your personality), stuck in a black man's body (your sexy bod) who wants to be asian (cuz well you're a japafag, dude)

Himu · « **Reply #13081 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:39:30 PM »

what will happen when white privilege becomes hispanic privilege

demi · « **Reply #13082 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:40:03 PM »

I honestly dont think Willco has any notable tits. Fat sure but probably not tit fat. I know someone else who could beat Cloud though.

Himu · « **Reply #13083 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 15, 2010, 03:39:21 PM

you're not reading! I didn't say you want to be white. I said you are white underneath.

white man (your personality), stuck in a black man's body (your sexy bod) who wants to be asian (cuz well you're a japafag, dude)

I'm glad i have a white personality then.

Quote from: demi on July 15, 2010, 03:40:03 PM

I honestly dont think Willco has any notable tits. Fat sure but probably not tit fat. I know someone else who could beat Cloud though.

I could beat cloud.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13084 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:41:12 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:39:30 PM

what will happen when white privilege becomes hispanic privilege

that will never happen. a bunch of poor people working shitty jobs still won't have the social privileges of the wealthier and more educated few.

Himu · « **Reply #13085 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:41:42 PM »

what will happen when hispanics are the majority?

cool breeze · « **Reply #13086 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:42:02 PM »

[youtube=560,345]TG4f9zR5yzY[/youtube]

demi · « **Reply #13087 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:42:24 PM »

I DO think Willco has some puffy nipples though. Most fat people have those weird concave nipples. You know what I'm talking about

Himu · « **Reply #13088 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:47:16 PM »

Ed, you have no right to talk to me about being white underneath. You look, act and sound white and yet you are Mexican! You don't smell like a burrito, you probably don't even own a sombrero.

What did you file on your census form, honest question!

Cheebs · « **Reply #13089 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:53:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:41:42 PM

what will happen when hispanics are the majority?

Nothing much. Life won't change. It's boring but the truth.

Himu · « **Reply #13090 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:57:15 PM »

My old roommate's girlfriend said she dreads the day when hispanics are a majority and that she doesn't want her children to live in such a world

Mupepe · « **Reply #13091 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:47:16 PM

Ed, you have no right to talk to me about being white underneath. You look, act and sound white and yet you are Mexican! You don't smell like a burrito, you probably don't even own a sombrero.

What did you file on your census form, honest question!

I'm not Mexican

Mupepe · « **Reply #13092 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:58:40 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:57:15 PM

My old roommate's girlfriend said she dreads the day when hispanics are a majority and that she doesn't want her children to live in such a world

I don't. More tacos and hot bitches is always a good thing

Most white women

Plus, beaners don't vote and they don't make money so they'll never be a driving force in the direction of this company. Less shit jobs that white people have to fill :usa

Himu · « **Reply #13093 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:59:09 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 15, 2010, 03:58:16 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:47:16 PM
Ed, you have no right to talk to me about being white underneath. You look, act and sound white and yet you are Mexican! You don't smell like a burrito, you probably don't even own a sombrero.

What did you file on your census form, honest question!
I'm not Mexican

lalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa this again

you're in denial!

Mupepe · « **Reply #13094 on:** July 15, 2010, 03:59:41 PM »

AM NOT

*covers ears*

Himu · « **Reply #13095 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:02:19 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 15, 2010, 03:58:40 PM

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:57:15 PM
My old roommate's girlfriend said she dreads the day when hispanics are a majority and that she doesn't want her children to live in such a world
I don't. More tacos and hot bitches is always a good thing

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Most white women

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Plus, beaners don't vote and they don't make money so they'll never be a driving force in the direction of this company. Less shit jobs that white people have to fill :usa

Mupepe · « **Reply #13096 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:03:47 PM »

wait, did i say company. i should stop reading corporate newsletters. i meant country dammit!

and yes, the average white woman is just that... average or less.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13097 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #13098 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:07:23 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13099 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:47:35 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13100 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2010, 03:57:15 PM

My old roommate's girlfriend said she dreads the day when hispanics are a majority and that she doesn't want her children to live in such a world

Given a choice, nobody wants to live in a shithole like Mexico.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13101 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:53:44 PM »

NSFW
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5470/btyuw.png

Robo · « **Reply #13102 on:** July 15, 2010, 04:58:00 PM »

up in dem guts, up in, up in dem guts

Mupepe · « **Reply #13103 on:** July 15, 2010, 05:02:39 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13104 on:** July 15, 2010, 05:20:18 PM »

Amazing.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13105 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:20:41 PM »

Costanza · « **Reply #13106 on:** July 15, 2010, 06:26:42 PM »

I have that video of the snake/bird. It really is awesom for chatroulette trolling.

Himu · « **Reply #13107 on:** July 15, 2010, 08:50:43 PM »

where are you getting these images?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13108 on:** July 15, 2010, 11:52:40 PM »

[youtube=560,345]RqmX0SHI_Po[/youtube]

Boogie · « **Reply #13109 on:** July 15, 2010, 11:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 15, 2010, 11:52:40 PM

[youtube=560,345]RqmX0SHI_Po[/youtube]

Me Likey.

cool breeze · « **Reply #13110 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:13:20 AM »

that trailer made me look up eat pray love...it's a movie about a woman that ruins her marriage, dumps her boyfriend, and takes a paid vacation to go to various places? the fuck?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13111 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:42:19 AM »

Quote from: Linkzg on July 16, 2010, 12:13:20 AM

that trailer made me look up eat pray love...it's a movie about a woman that ruins her marriage, dumps her boyfriend, and takes a paid vacation to go to various places? the fuck?

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At 32 years old, Gilbert was educated, had a home and a husband, and a successful career as a writer. However, she was unhappy in her marriage and often spent the night crying on her bathroom floor. She separated from her husband and initiated a divorce, which her husband contested. She entered into a relationship with another man, but this relationship did not work out either. While writing an article on yoga vacations in Bali, she met a seventh-generation medicine man who told her she would come back and study with him.

Ya, I'm sure her failed relationships have nothing to do with the fact that she's a crazy bitch.

Crazy Bitches

Expendables

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13112 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:54:12 AM »

Expendables

Terrible Julia Roberts movies

Diunx · « **Reply #13113 on:** July 16, 2010, 01:27:49 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on July 16, 2010, 12:53:56 AM

Definitely skipping that one (Expendables)

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #13114 on:** July 16, 2010, 02:17:39 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 16, 2010, 12:42:19 AM

Quote from: Linkzg on July 16, 2010, 12:13:20 AM
that trailer made me look up eat pray love...it's a movie about a woman that ruins her marriage, dumps her boyfriend, and takes a paid vacation to go to various places? the fuck?

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At 32 years old, Gilbert was educated, had a home and a husband, and a successful career as a writer. However, she was unhappy in her marriage and often spent the night crying on her bathroom floor. She separated from her husband and initiated a divorce, which her husband contested. She entered into a relationship with another man, but this relationship did not work out either. While writing an article on yoga vacations in Bali, she met a seventh-generation medicine man who told her she would come back and study with him.

Ya, I'm sure her failed relationships have nothing to do with the fact that she's a crazy bitch.

Crazy Bitches

Expendables

Who the fuck asked for a sequel to The Hours?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13115 on:** July 16, 2010, 03:55:05 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 15, 2010, 11:52:40 PM

[youtube=560,345]RqmX0SHI_Po[/youtube]

Sold.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13116 on:** July 16, 2010, 05:38:05 AM »

Quote from: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2010, 03:55:05 AM

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 15, 2010, 11:52:40 PM
[youtube=560,345]RqmX0SHI_Po[/youtube]

Sold.

omg fucking win ^

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #13117 on:** July 16, 2010, 06:26:03 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2010, 05:36:58 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 16, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Is WYL down? I get a blank page.

Who gives a shit.

You guys really don't like the site now.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13118 on:** July 16, 2010, 07:26:24 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2010, 05:36:58 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 16, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Is WYL down? I get a blank page.

Who gives a shit.

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Cheebs · « **Reply #13119 on:** July 16, 2010, 08:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 16, 2010, 07:26:24 AM

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2010, 05:36:58 AM
Quote from: Borys on July 16, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Is WYL down? I get a blank page.

Who gives a shit.

.

I know your secret

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #13120 on:** July 16, 2010, 09:50:47 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2010, 05:36:58 AM

Quote from: Borys on July 16, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Is WYL down? I get a blank page.

Who gives a shit.

My favorite part about WYL is that it pulled a couple of posters over here who kind of sucked to post over there a lot more. Well done. For that reason I hope WYL lasts forever.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13121 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:04:40 AM »

My favorite part about WYL is that they have that script that allows threads to be automatically updated when I'm browsing them. Thats about it, I guess.

Reb · « **Reply #13122 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:13:14 AM »

My favorite part

BlackMage · « **Reply #13123 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:32:45 AM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on July 16, 2010, 09:50:47 AM

Quote from: Green Man on July 16, 2010, 05:36:58 AM
Quote from: Borys on July 16, 2010, 05:32:10 AM
Is WYL down? I get a blank page.

Who gives a shit.

My favorite part about WYL is that it pulled a couple of posters over here who kind of sucked to post over there a lot more. Well done. For that reason I hope WYL lasts forever.

and who the fuck might you be referring to there buddy

Cheebs · « **Reply #13124 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:33:33 AM »

Probably you.

BlackMage · « **Reply #13125 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:37:54 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on July 16, 2010, 10:33:33 AM

Probably you.

now you hate me too

Cheebs · « **Reply #13126 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:39:05 AM »

No, I love you. Just that guy probably hates ya'

BlackMage · « **Reply #13127 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:39:56 AM »

Quote from: Cheebs on July 16, 2010, 10:39:05 AM

No, I love you. Just that guy probably hates ya'

most people hate me

Mupepe · « **Reply #13128 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:49:26 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #13129 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:50:18 PM »

where are you getting these images

Robo · « **Reply #13130 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:58:54 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 16, 2010, 12:49:26 PM

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white whine #844

Mupepe · « **Reply #13131 on:** July 16, 2010, 12:59:02 PM »

different forums i browse.

oa, corvetteforum, etc

Mupepe · « **Reply #13132 on:** July 16, 2010, 01:10:28 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #13133 on:** July 16, 2010, 02:05:38 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #13134 on:** July 16, 2010, 03:06:48 PM »

what teh FUCK

EXPLAIN

Eric P · « **Reply #13135 on:** July 16, 2010, 04:16:05 PM »

your awesome news story of the day

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MURDER_BY_TEXT?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2010-07-16-12-17-55

NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. (AP) -- Jason Andrews was a bisexual Chicago DJ with a British accent, whose chiseled jaw and good looks landed him roles in countless gay porn videos. Amanda Logue was a married, bleach-blond Georgia woman who once owned a lingerie shop, dabbled in prostitution and starred in several X-rated videos herself.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13136 on:** July 16, 2010, 04:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 16, 2010, 03:06:48 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

what teh FUCK EXPLAIN

i have no idea. i just thought it was hilarious

brob · « **Reply #13137 on:** July 16, 2010, 04:48:37 PM »

It's from an Australian tv ad for a fast food joint I think. Girl ordered fries, but her tits are in the way so she complains, lolz ensue.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #13138 on:** July 16, 2010, 10:46:46 PM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=34795.0

What's with this shit? Cheebs has posted like 20 times since coming back.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13139 on:** July 16, 2010, 11:10:39 PM »

I dunno what Fresh Prince's problem is either, but he's "gone" now, so whatever.

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