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Ichirou

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I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

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Stephenie Meyer, perhaps?
I'd say that's pretty spot on.  Ridiculous stereotypes, half naked characters, hammy dialogue and a distinguished mentally-challenged premise.

Also causes panties to become moist.

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difference is, none of those panties are being worn by women  :teehee
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oh so true :(

Lots of awkward pauses, staring and breathing heavy. An hour long story that gets drawn out over a 70 hour game, 4 books and 5 movies.
not to mention the hair!

Edward Cullen = Cloud

Himu

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Man, this topic of slavery and morals in my religion thread is awesome

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22376431&postcount=2193

holy shit, the bible is a shit stain of a book
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I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

:teehee

Sorry I'm not as well-read as you, Ichi. :patel
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They were mostly quotes straight from the bible.
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Ichirou

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I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

:teehee

Sorry I'm not as well-read as you, Ichi. :patel

And its Dean Koontz for crying out loud. Who gives a shit if someone spells his name wrong.

Are you a fucking moron?  I was laughing because he wrote it as 'cunt.'  Jesus Christ, get the fuck over yourself. :lol
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Ichirou

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:lol

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Pussy.
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Lots of awkward pauses, staring and breathing heavy. An hour long story that gets drawn out over a 70 hour game, 4 books and 5 movies.
not to mention the hair!

Edward Cullen = Cloud
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:lol

It's like Heavy Rain. There's so many directions it can go, but can only end one way, you feel like you're missing out on some storyline regardless.

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:'( Team Jacob...
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I really fucked that quote up but it's hard to reply on EB since the last few iPhone updates. iPhone...  :'(
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:lol

It's like Heavy Rain. There's so many directions it can go, but can only end one way, you feel like you're missing out on some storyline regardless.

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:'( Team Jacob...
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I really fucked that quote up but it's hard to reply on EB since the last few iPhone updates. iPhone...  :'(
Why are you crying??  I can't believe there is even a Team Edward.  Did you see his fug  when he took his shirt off in New Moon???  GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And he's so emo and annoying. 

Edward: I want to wait til marriage.
Bella: I WANT SOME DICK NOW
Jacob: I can fix that :smug

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Edward also falls in love with a newborn baby. So...there you go.
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I'm pretty sure that's Jacob, isn't it?

Edit: Holy fuck what am i doing?  BOMB THIS THREAD

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She looks like the kind of bitch that would find this shit acceptable.

lennedsay

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Yea I dunno I got halfway through the first book.

Something about eating placenta or something. I have all the books, and everybody I know has read them all. They spoilered the whole thing to me but I forgot.

Edit: She looks like a Buffy-style vampire.
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I have a friend who read all of them and he's super into this shit.  THAT'S RIGHT!  HE!!!

fucking taco.

My wife and I go see the movies for the lulz. 

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I'm pretty sure that's Jacob, isn't it?

Edit: Holy fuck what am i doing?  BOMB THIS THREAD

Hahaha, another victim falls into my trap. :teehee
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I haven't seen all of a eclipse!

I thought it would be funnier if I went drunk.  Instead I just fell asleep.

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We've seen all the movies for lulz. My husband loves True Blood, so he ended up reading all the Twilight books. They're like 500 pages each but it's written for idiots so it goes quick. He said they were entertaining, like a trashy novel should be, but by no means good books.

I get through about 20 pages every few months, so I can't say much. Shit puts me to sleep. Needs more underage Native Americans with no shirts. :drool
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My wife tried to read the first book but she just couldn't.  She gave up.  I never tried and I never will. 

Jacob taking his shirt doesn't even do much now.  That's so old news.  I just want to see all the crazy shit that happens in the 4th book.

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I haven't actually read any of the books.  8)

Well, I did read a few pages of the first book for laughs.
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[youtube=560,345]9w1HAG1WwVY[/youtube]
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[youtube=560,345]sOUsbtUrXHk[/youtube]

Isn't that from the symphony that's made up of people who can't actually play their instrument?
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[youtube=560,345]sOUsbtUrXHk[/youtube]

Oh my fucken god :lol
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Gravity chair!


http://visboo.com/free-of-gravity-chair.html
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2000$  :(
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I want.  I want.

CajoleJuice

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:rofl at that celebration holy shit
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Joe Molotov

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I wonder how long they practiced that celebration. :lol
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Himu

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:lol @ that celebration
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[youtube=560,345]AKlucE-5nIM[/youtube]

 :lol :lol :lol

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screw soccer, thats the best celebration in any sport ever

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I spoilered it because the preview frame chosen by youtube is kinda :nsfw
I'm still going at the tender age of 35.  :-*

To say I'm jealous is an understatement.

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From the GAF party thread - this is the dumbest fucking spot i've seen a nice tv in. Although no doubt I could find worse if i tried.

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I don't mind it so much.  It's really bottom heavy though.  And it depends on the room layout.  That could be the best spot for a tv.

TakingBackSunday

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it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie
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Could just be a decorative fireplace. I hope.
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Looks like a good way to melt your TV.
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pilonv1

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Looks great with the glass table, plastic cup on the floor and the garden chair.
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Dog on Lawnmower w/ Orchestra fail

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=
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Looks great with the glass table, plastic cup on the floor and the garden chair.

That guy's house, or apartment or condo, doesn't really look that bad. Probably not all that cheap. But every single one of those pictures screams "I'm a bachelor who lives alone and doesn't know the first thing about interior design", only in a really creepy way.

It's like a house that an alien family disguised as humans would live in.
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pilonv1

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You're giving aliens too little credit, this looks better



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Zach Galifianakis is just in general a funny fucking dude.

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I hated his stand up.  Netflix has some special with him and it's absolutely fucking terrible.  He's funny playing an asshole or social weirdo but for punchline jokes, he's terrible.

Eric P

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zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live
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I think it may have just been the special.  It kept cutting to interviews with his 'brother'.  The editing was terrible.  it killed jokes.  And then it featured him messing up on a bunch of jokes.  I thought he may have been doing it on purpose but after it kept happening i think he was just drunk.

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His stand-up was what initially made me fall in love with him.  :heart

But I gotta agree that he's beginning to be overexposed, and his brand of comedy isn't particularly suited for it.  I saw two trailers for Galifianakis movies back-to-back before Inception, and they both seemed stale and shitty.
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I thought so until I watched Visioneers:

No funny person is consistent with his movies or tv appearances. Even the great ones.  It's the nature of comedy. I judge comedians or comic actors by their best bits or the best of their material. Rather than all the crap they tend to appear in to get paid. Which is a necessary evil.

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zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live

we get it, you live in new york, congratulations

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Watch in hd and full screen:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Eric P

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zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live

we get it, you live in new york, congratulations

thanks!

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Watch in hd and full screen:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Aquariums are awesome. I went to the one in Tulsa, Oklahoma a few weeks ago and, although they don't have anything that amazing, they do have a shark tank that you can walk under.
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it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie

oh how I lol'd! reminded me of this:

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it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie

wait are you worried about heat?  those stone fire places shouldn't get hot up there.  The screen might get a bit greasy from smoke but that's about all.

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I think it may have just been the special.  It kept cutting to interviews with his 'brother'.  The editing was terrible.  it killed jokes.  And then it featured him messing up on a bunch of jokes.  I thought he may have been doing it on purpose but after it kept happening i think he was just drunk.

I hated that special too. I turned it off after about 15 minutes. I laughed at some stuff at the very beginning, but that was it.
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[youtube=560,345]-4ex1I4SFZs[/youtube]
 
:wtf
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