Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780600 times)

Ichirou · « **Reply #13740 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:26:07 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 10:15:32 AM

I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13741 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:29:19 AM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on July 28, 2010, 10:23:28 AM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 28, 2010, 10:20:41 AM
Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2010, 10:18:53 AM
Stephenie Meyer, perhaps?
I'd say that's pretty spot on. Ridiculous stereotypes, half naked characters, hammy dialogue and a distinguished mentally-challenged premise.

Also causes panties to become moist.

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difference is, none of those panties are being worn by women
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oh so true

Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2010, 10:24:21 AM

Lots of awkward pauses, staring and breathing heavy. An hour long story that gets drawn out over a 70 hour game, 4 books and 5 movies.

not to mention the hair!

Edward Cullen = Cloud

Himu · « **Reply #13742 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:29:27 AM »

Man, this topic of slavery and morals in my religion thread is awesome

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22376431&postcount=2193

holy shit, the bible is a shit stain of a book

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13743 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:43:53 AM »

Quote from: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 10:26:07 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 10:15:32 AM
I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

Sorry I'm not as well-read as you, Ichi.

Himu · « **Reply #13744 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »

They were mostly quotes straight from the bible.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13745 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:48:02 AM »

Quote from: mojovonio on July 28, 2010, 10:46:28 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 10:43:53 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on July 28, 2010, 10:26:07 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 28, 2010, 10:15:32 AM
I was under the impression that most games settles for being Dean Kuntz.

Sorry I'm not as well-read as you, Ichi.

And its Dean Koontz for crying out loud. Who gives a shit if someone spells his name wrong.

Are you a fucking moron? I was laughing because he wrote it as 'cunt.' Jesus Christ, get the fuck over yourself.

Ichirou · « **Reply #13746 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:50:18 AM »

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Pussy.

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lennedsay · « **Reply #13747 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:51:30 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2010, 10:24:21 AM

Lots of awkward pauses, staring and breathing heavy. An hour long story that gets drawn out over a 70 hour game, 4 books and 5 movies.

not to mention the hair!

Edward Cullen = Cloud
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It's like Heavy Rain. There's so many directions it can go, but can only end one way, you feel like you're missing out on some storyline regardless.

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:'( Team Jacob...

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I really fucked that quote up but it's hard to reply on EB since the last few iPhone updates. iPhone... :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #13748 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:56:59 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 28, 2010, 10:51:30 AM

It's like Heavy Rain. There's so many directions it can go, but can only end one way, you feel like you're missing out on some storyline regardless.

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:'( Team Jacob...
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I really fucked that quote up but it's hard to reply on EB since the last few iPhone updates. iPhone... :'(

Why are you crying?? I can't believe there is even a Team Edward. Did you see his fug when he took his shirt off in New Moon??? GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And he's so emo and annoying.

Edward: I want to wait til marriage.
Bella: I WANT SOME DICK NOW
Jacob: I can fix that

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13749 on:** July 28, 2010, 10:59:51 AM »

Edward also falls in love with a newborn baby. So...there you go.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13750 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:01:26 AM »

I'm pretty sure that's Jacob, isn't it?

Edit: Holy fuck what am i doing? BOMB THIS THREAD

Mupepe · « **Reply #13751 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:02:19 AM »

She looks like the kind of bitch that would find this shit acceptable.

lennedsay · « **Reply #13752 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:04:35 AM »

Yea I dunno I got halfway through the first book.

Something about eating placenta or something. I have all the books, and everybody I know has read them all. They spoilered the whole thing to me but I forgot.

Edit: She looks like a Buffy-style vampire.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13753 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:06:57 AM »

I have a friend who read all of them and he's super into this shit. THAT'S RIGHT! HE!!!

fucking taco.

My wife and I go see the movies for the lulz.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13754 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:08:02 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 28, 2010, 11:01:26 AM

I'm pretty sure that's Jacob, isn't it?

Edit: Holy fuck what am i doing? BOMB THIS THREAD

Hahaha, another victim falls into my trap.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13755 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:09:15 AM »

I haven't seen all of a eclipse!

I thought it would be funnier if I went drunk. Instead I just fell asleep.

lennedsay · « **Reply #13756 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:13:55 AM »

We've seen all the movies for lulz. My husband loves True Blood, so he ended up reading all the Twilight books. They're like 500 pages each but it's written for idiots so it goes quick. He said they were entertaining, like a trashy novel should be, but by no means good books.

I get through about 20 pages every few months, so I can't say much. Shit puts me to sleep. Needs more underage Native Americans with no shirts.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13757 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:30:55 AM »

My wife tried to read the first book but she just couldn't. She gave up. I never tried and I never will.

Jacob taking his shirt doesn't even do much now. That's so old news. I just want to see all the crazy shit that happens in the 4th book.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13758 on:** July 28, 2010, 11:37:51 AM »

I haven't actually read any of the books.

Well, I did read a few pages of the first book for laughs.

Tieno · « **Reply #13759 on:** July 28, 2010, 01:59:52 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #13760 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:12:52 PM »

[youtube=560,345]9w1HAG1WwVY[/youtube]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13761 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:20:48 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 28, 2010, 02:04:19 PM

[youtube=560,345]sOUsbtUrXHk[/youtube]

Isn't that from the symphony that's made up of people who can't actually play their instrument?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13762 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:25:03 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 28, 2010, 02:04:19 PM

[youtube=560,345]sOUsbtUrXHk[/youtube]

Oh my fucken god

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13763 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:30:00 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 28, 2010, 02:25:03 PM

Quote from: dcharlie on July 28, 2010, 02:04:19 PM
[youtube=560,345]sOUsbtUrXHk[/youtube]

Oh my fucken god

Tieno · « **Reply #13764 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:46:55 PM »

Gravity chair!

http://visboo.com/free-of-gravity-chair.html

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2000$

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13765 on:** July 28, 2010, 02:53:37 PM »

I want. I want.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13766 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:28:42 PM »

at that celebration holy shit

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13767 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:36:05 PM »

I wonder how long they practiced that celebration.

Himu · « **Reply #13768 on:** July 28, 2010, 06:42:22 PM »

@ that celebration

Purple Filth · « **Reply #13769 on:** July 28, 2010, 07:59:59 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on July 28, 2010, 06:18:21 PM

[youtube=560,345]AKlucE-5nIM[/youtube]

drew · « **Reply #13770 on:** July 28, 2010, 08:10:13 PM »

screw soccer, thats the best celebration in any sport ever

Bildi · « **Reply #13771 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:22:11 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 28, 2010, 09:43:34 AM

Quote from: Bildi on July 28, 2010, 03:44:18 AM
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[youtube=560,345]fxv6R9fUO74[/youtube]
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I spoilered it because the preview frame chosen by youtube is kinda
I'm still going at the tender age of 35.

To say I'm jealous is an understatement.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13772 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:37:21 PM »

From the GAF party thread - this is the dumbest fucking spot i've seen a nice tv in. Although no doubt I could find worse if i tried.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13773 on:** July 28, 2010, 09:53:33 PM »

I don't mind it so much. It's really bottom heavy though. And it depends on the room layout. That could be the best spot for a tv.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #13774 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:07:19 AM »

it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13775 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:18:42 AM »

Could just be a decorative fireplace. I hope.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13776 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:20:22 AM »

Looks like a good way to melt your TV.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13777 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:26:17 AM »

Looks great with the glass table, plastic cup on the floor and the garden chair.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #13778 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:30:35 AM »

Dog on Lawnmower w/ Orchestra fail

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13779 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:35:31 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 29, 2010, 01:26:17 AM

Looks great with the glass table, plastic cup on the floor and the garden chair.

That guy's house, or apartment or condo, doesn't really look that bad. Probably not all that cheap. But every single one of those pictures screams "I'm a bachelor who lives alone and doesn't know the first thing about interior design", only in a really creepy way.

It's like a house that an alien family disguised as humans would live in.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #13780 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:46:26 AM »

You're giving aliens too little credit, this looks better

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13781 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:17:45 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 29, 2010, 01:30:35 AM

Dog on Lawnmower w/ Orchestra fail

http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=

Nice.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #13782 on:** July 29, 2010, 10:59:54 AM »

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-28-2010/gay-reichs

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #13783 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:09:31 PM »

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell

Tieno · « **Reply #13784 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:19:09 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13785 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:26:55 PM »

Quote from: Stoney Mason on July 29, 2010, 01:09:31 PM

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ed36fa1ab6/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-steve-carell

All of these are so good.

Here's another that I hadn't seen yet:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/60072add5a/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-ben-stiller?rel=player

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #13786 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:29:21 PM »

Zach Galifianakis is just in general a funny fucking dude.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13787 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:37:46 PM »

I hated his stand up. Netflix has some special with him and it's absolutely fucking terrible. He's funny playing an asshole or social weirdo but for punchline jokes, he's terrible.

Eric P · « **Reply #13788 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:45:50 PM »

zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live

Mupepe · « **Reply #13789 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:47:29 PM »

I think it may have just been the special. It kept cutting to interviews with his 'brother'. The editing was terrible. it killed jokes. And then it featured him messing up on a bunch of jokes. I thought he may have been doing it on purpose but after it kept happening i think he was just drunk.

Robo · « **Reply #13790 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:49:41 PM »

His stand-up was what initially made me fall in love with him.

But I gotta agree that he's beginning to be overexposed, and his brand of comedy isn't particularly suited for it. I saw two trailers for Galifianakis movies back-to-back before Inception, and they both seemed stale and shitty.

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #13791 on:** July 29, 2010, 01:51:46 PM »

Quote from: The Business on July 29, 2010, 01:31:59 PM

I thought so until I watched Visioneers:

No funny person is consistent with his movies or tv appearances. Even the great ones. It's the nature of comedy. I judge comedians or comic actors by their best bits or the best of their material. Rather than all the crap they tend to appear in to get paid. Which is a necessary evil.

drew · « **Reply #13792 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:25:39 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 01:45:50 PM

zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live

we get it, you live in new york, congratulations

Skidmark · « **Reply #13793 on:** July 29, 2010, 02:51:38 PM »

Watch in hd and full screen:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Eric P · « **Reply #13794 on:** July 29, 2010, 03:16:54 PM »

Quote from: drew on July 29, 2010, 02:25:39 PM

Quote from: Eric P on July 29, 2010, 01:45:50 PM
zach is hilarious each time i've seen him live

we get it, you live in new york, congratulations

thanks!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13795 on:** July 29, 2010, 03:57:41 PM »

Quote from: Skidmark on July 29, 2010, 02:51:38 PM

Watch in hd and full screen:
[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Aquariums are awesome. I went to the one in Tulsa, Oklahoma a few weeks ago and, although they don't have anything that amazing, they do have a shark tank that you can walk under.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13796 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:24:28 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 29, 2010, 01:07:19 AM

it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie

oh how I lol'd! reminded me of this:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13797 on:** July 29, 2010, 04:43:05 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 29, 2010, 01:07:19 AM

it's above a fucking fireplace, arvie

wait are you worried about heat? those stone fire places shouldn't get hot up there. The screen might get a bit greasy from smoke but that's about all.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13798 on:** July 29, 2010, 06:32:57 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on July 29, 2010, 01:47:29 PM

I think it may have just been the special. It kept cutting to interviews with his 'brother'. The editing was terrible. it killed jokes. And then it featured him messing up on a bunch of jokes. I thought he may have been doing it on purpose but after it kept happening i think he was just drunk.

I hated that special too. I turned it off after about 15 minutes. I laughed at some stuff at the very beginning, but that was it.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13799 on:** July 29, 2010, 06:34:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]-4ex1I4SFZs[/youtube]

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