Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Purple Filth]

Happy birthday Bulleta.


and whats this? OA forum drama now 

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345]i0KqzSUw6vQ[/youtube]

Also, my sister told me that Snooki is legally a little person midget. 

Would.

Yeah, that's pretty hot. Would. Though I'm afraid a normal sized cock would probably still make her eyes pop out. Himumu's legendary unit would probably depressurize her inner ear.

[Saint Cornelius]

I'm so fucking tired of stupid girls

[ToxicAdam]

How else would you get laid?

[Saint Cornelius]

My hand? I'd rather fuck my fist than feign interest in some stupid chick whose every word falls to the ground with a hollow thud.

Oh I mean sick burn brah

[Stoney Mason]

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[Great Rumbler]

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Just had to be a white person. 

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I love how the next guy just pulls up to the busted window and they hand him his food. 

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[Himu]

I'm GLAD the person wasn't black. I was dreading they'd be black and I was crossing my fingers...and she wasn't. HALLELUJAH THERE *IS* A GOD

[Great Rumbler]

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[Dickie Dee]

Announcer: "It's just not Baseball."

I agree, I didn't nod off the whole time

[BlueTsunami]

Announcer: "It's just not Baseball."

I agree, I didn't nod off the whole time

I love the bit about being in danger of getting your fingers stepped on. I can see the danger in it, especially to athletes that rely on their hands but its like a threat level above gettin' your butt pinched.

[Dickie Dee]

[Himu]

amazing

[Beezy]

I'm GLAD the person wasn't black. I was dreading they'd be black and I was crossing my fingers...and she wasn't. HALLELUJAH THERE *IS* A GOD

PRAISE WHITE JESUS

[drew]

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this happened where me and demi live

i can sympathize for her, i complain about that bullshit all the time, its fucking ridiculous that the fast food burger joints dont serve everything all the time, stoners should be able to get an egg mcmuffin at 4 in the morning, and dont even get me started on how chik fil a is closed on sunday because the ceo is some jesus addled hick bumble fuck

[demi]

Which McDonalds did that happen at?

[lennedsay]

It really is for the best that Burger King doesn't serve croissanwiches 24 hours a day. I'd be at least 2 tons.

[drew]

and i quote

It all happened around 6 a.m. New Year's Day at the east side McDonald's on the corner of Main and Front.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7601688

on the east side, of course it happened there, everything always happens there

for everyone thats never been to toledo the east side is filled with white trash other various forms of filth

[cool breeze]

the best part is the next guy rolls up and it's back to business as usual

[lennedsay]

I can't think of one place I've ever been that had an "East Side" and it wasn't filled with trash.

[Diunx]

I can't think of one place I've ever been that had an "East Side" and it wasn't filled with trash.

so true.

[lennedsay]

Our East Side has great strip clubs though.

[DJ_Tet]

facebook acct of WWII was epic

[etiolate]

reading the gaf Other M thread is painful for me

I know fuck all about this game, but I know I wouldn't be so quick to scream how shit it's going to be before I actually play it!

Wait, research, let gut make decision, then live with it either way.

And fuck Metroid purists, or purists of any kind. You are destroying evolution and evolution is a good thing!

I'm not adressing you specifically ElFly, but someone said it best in the other thread.. Just like with Harry Potter, fans are bemoaning the creator of the series because he isn't following your fanfics.

and pretty much everything Boney posts

[TakingBackSunday]

meh, other m looks cool

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=403780

[Joe Molotov]

Probably fake, but LOL anyway.

Maybe I didn't like being the bottom because there was a dick in my ass.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

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omfg 

[TakingBackSunday]

himuro's been blown by a dude 

[Phoenix Dark]

shots fired

[TakingBackSunday]

makes complete sense, though

[Himu]

PD

that thread is 2005 O-T material

[ToxicAdam]

and i quote

It all happened around 6 a.m. New Year's Day at the east side McDonald's on the corner of Main and Front.

http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=news/local&id=7601688

on the east side, of course it happened there, everything always happens there

for everyone thats never been to toledo the east side is filled with white trash other various forms of filth

East side is horrible. Has been forever.

Sadly, my old neighborhood (around Whittier elementary) has turned to shit too.

[Reb]

[BlueTsunami]

[BlueTsunami]

One more

[Robo]

One more

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[ferrarimanf355]

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[ferrarimanf355]

So, what happens on Jersey Shore tonight? Pauly D looked pissed last week. 

[Saint Cornelius]

I can't take all the credit for it, but seems there's quite a revolt taking place at OA...

(ah who am I kidding)

[Phoenix Dark]

details plz. Guessing it's not work safe

[Mupepe]

people calling for st c to be unbanned and then a general rebellion on the craptasticness the forum has been.  Outside of the 4chan image span thread and a random good one, OA sucks.  It's all racial nonsense and 360 vs ps3.  I know it's always been that, but there used to be movie discussion and other shit there too.  Not anymore.  It's all forum personality nonsense now.

[Saint Cornelius]

The usual stupid shit; Hans is banning such upright citizens like myself under his Annon account, and the few people there that aren't Hans' legions of joke characters are wondering when the OA "anything goes" way of doing things changed into the HA "anything goes, as long as Hans agrees with it".

I'm sure banning GIR has a lot more to do with the revolt than banning me, since I'm not well-liked, but still. Nice to see people kind of thinking for themselves. ("kind of" being the operative word - I'm sure this will be much ado about nothing once fatmanda posts a bikini pic)

edit: or, what Mups said

[Stoney Mason]

That site always seemed god damn awful to me. Can't say I see much of a difference now. It's just really bad in a different kind of way versus the old way.

[Mupepe]

It didn't used to be so bad.  There were some likable personalities there before.  Now they get sidelined for the "OMG STUPID WETBACKS GET OUT" and "LOL X3D0 SLIM SUCKS".  People were always free to make shit like that, but now that is ALL there is.  There is nothing else.  The forum is on life support by those obnoxious threads because anyone with decent opinions or who's not a lowlife piece of shit has stopped posting pretty much.

[Phoenix Dark]

OA used to spawn multiple classic threads a year, and sometimes a month.

[Saint Cornelius]

That site always seemed god damn awful to me. Can't say I see much of a difference now. It's just really bad in a different kind of way versus the old way.

Before Evilbore became a refuge for banned GAffots, OA was the only option. It's filled with douchebags that get off on being an anonymous douchebag, but at least there used to be people that also knew how to have interesting conversation.

But there's less and less interesting conversation and more and more stupid shit nowadays, and it's just completely apparent that Hans is running the show.

[Mupepe]

OA used to spawn multiple classic threads a year, and sometimes a month.

Christie Elaine's titties.  That was an awesome thing to log on and find.  Epic thread.  Does anyone still have a link to those or have them saved??  I'd give a bj for them.

That site always seemed god damn awful to me. Can't say I see much of a difference now. It's just really bad in a different kind of way versus the old way.

Before Evilbore became a refuge for banned GAffots, OA was the only option. It's filled with douchebags that get off on being an anonymous douchebag, but at least there used to be people that also knew how to have interesting conversation.

But there's less and less interesting conversation and more and more stupid shit nowadays, and it's just completely apparent that Hans is running the show.

Yup.  Now they're mostly banned or have given up on having decent conversation.

[Saint Cornelius]

Christie Elaine's titties. 

Her beestings? The fact that Olimario got pwned & shit upon from great heights over a PSP was hilarious, but those boobies? Hella disappoint.

[Solo]

Banned at GAF again for no reason because Evilore is a dripping cunt   

[Mupepe]

Christie Elaine's titties. 

Her beestings? The fact that Olimario got pwned & shit upon from great heights over a PSP was hilarious, but those boobies? Hella disappoint.

I just remember being so excited over them because she had a damn cute face and from the pics what seemed like a damn nice body and it was just one of those rare moments when you get what you've wanted for so long and who cares if it's not as great as you'd imagined, ya know?  You got it.  Plus i was probably horny.  but I haven't seen those pics in years.

[Mupepe]

Banned at GAF again for no reason because Evilore is a dripping cunt   

dripping cunts are so good.  Better than sandy and dry.  They hurt

[Solo]

Banned at GAF again for no reason because Evilore is a dripping cunt   

dripping cunts are so good.  Better than sandy and dry.  They hurt

Truth. I just get a kick out of GAF's moderation. Troll mercilessly in threads for months? No reprimand. Make a comment about the hypocrisy of GAF? BANNED 

[Mupepe]

Fuck that place.  I'd rather read for news and shit.  It's not worth making an alt to post because I know I'd be banned over telling some stupid asshole there that he's a stupid asshole or that they have no sense of humor.  I learned my lesson after three alts.

[Stoney Mason]

That site always seemed god damn awful to me. Can't say I see much of a difference now. It's just really bad in a different kind of way versus the old way.

Before Evilbore became a refuge for banned GAffots, OA was the only option. It's filled with douchebags that get off on being an anonymous douchebag, but at least there used to be people that also knew how to have interesting conversation.

But there's less and less interesting conversation and more and more stupid shit nowadays, and it's just completely apparent that Hans is running the show.

Fair enough.

[Saint Cornelius]

I just remember being so excited over them because she had a damn cute face and from the pics what seemed like a damn nice body and it was just one of those rare moments when you get what you've wanted for so long and who cares if it's not as great as you'd imagined, ya know?  You got it.  Plus i was probably horny.  but I haven't seen those pics in years.

I know what you mean. The pic Garnet sent to me for shaving off my beard... dear lord I should've sent her a plane ticket! 

[Mupepe]

did that ever make its way to the public???  I miss garnet so much   I never see her on MSN anymore

[Saint Cornelius]

did that ever make its way to the public??? 

nope, and it never will, i gave her my word.   

However,

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I somehow got topless pix of W*****l and I had to delete them immediately for fear of cybercrimes. And plus, gross.

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[Phoenix Dark]

Banned at GAF again for no reason because Evilore is a dripping cunt   

dripping cunts are so good.  Better than sandy and dry.  They hurt

Truth. I just get a kick out of GAF's moderation. Troll mercilessly in threads for months? No reprimand. Make a comment about the hypocrisy of GAF? BANNED 

Maybe I should leave Nolan fanboys alone for a few weeks, just in case.

[Mupepe]

did that ever make its way to the public??? 

nope, and it never will, i gave her my word.  

However,

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I somehow got topless pix of W*****l and I had to delete them immediately for fear of cybercrimes. And plus, gross.

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oh i saw those!  they were scary!  I probably still have a copy in my email since I save everything but good lord I expected better.