Author Topic: Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit (Read 1780662 times)

demi · « **Reply #14580 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:22:59 PM »

Lennedsay cant even remember the soreness of her labia from last night. I bet he was annihilating your freak breach.

brob · « **Reply #14581 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:23:55 PM »

muscle relaxant as well? So we're talking unconcious, angry butt-sex?

My sweat glands are getting hyper-active...

lennedsay · « **Reply #14582 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:25:00 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 19, 2010, 08:22:59 PM

Lennedsay cant even remember the soreness of her labia from last night. I bet he was annihilating your freak breach.

Thank god for muscle relaxers.

demi · « **Reply #14583 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:25:53 PM »

Giving you the ol one handed clap slap

lennedsay · « **Reply #14584 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:26:34 PM »

And right on my clap trap too!

demi · « **Reply #14585 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:26:57 PM »

Filling you up like a twinkie

lennedsay · « **Reply #14586 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:28:46 PM »

It could be like a Tila Tequila song! The one with the special, heartfelt lyrics.

demi · « **Reply #14587 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:30:07 PM »

Face in the pillow like harumpharumpfrumpf

Himu · « **Reply #14588 on:** August 19, 2010, 08:40:58 PM »

Quote from: bachikarn on August 19, 2010, 06:53:00 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #14589 on:** August 19, 2010, 10:17:19 PM »

Man, that would've been so much better if they didn't have the movie url at the end.

lennedsay · « **Reply #14590 on:** August 19, 2010, 10:22:57 PM »

That murder/rape hoax is still going on. W. T. F.

Why? Because Amirox is interested and involved, that's why. Otherwise it would've been locked and done forever ago.

And I tried asking what was the latest, but nobody would tell me wtf was going on, because NOTHING IS GOING ON!!! It's just theories and bullshit. 99 pages of it. Wow.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14591 on:** August 19, 2010, 11:24:33 PM »

Quote from: bachikarn on August 19, 2010, 06:53:00 PM

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

That's amazing.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14592 on:** August 20, 2010, 12:40:02 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 19, 2010, 10:22:57 PM

That murder/rape hoax is still going on. W. T. F.

Why? Because Amirox is interested and involved, that's why. Otherwise it would've been locked and done forever ago.

And I tried asking what was the latest, but nobody would tell me wtf was going on, because NOTHING IS GOING ON!!! It's just theories and bullshit. 99 pages of it. Wow.

WTF, I thought the whole thing was resolved and locked yesterday.

Diunx · « **Reply #14593 on:** August 20, 2010, 01:25:15 AM »

len, call a mod a power tripping asshole so I can laugh at your ban with veidt

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14594 on:** August 20, 2010, 02:23:06 AM »

lol @ the GAF dude that paid 50 euros for a hooker and didn't even shoot his wad. COOL STORY BRO!

Bulleta©™® · « **Reply #14595 on:** August 20, 2010, 03:40:38 AM »

So it's an Amirox playthread?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #14596 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:46:58 AM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #14597 on:** August 20, 2010, 05:20:41 PM »

Last night as my meds kicked in, I was going to leave you all a little note here. I don't remember what I wanted to say, but I remember laughing like Drunk Vinny on the episode he may or may not have boinked Snookz.

lordoftherink · « **Reply #14598 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Bulleta©™® on August 20, 2010, 03:40:38 AM

So it's an Amirox playthread?

Yep. For the first dozen or so pages, duckroll seemed to be the main mod reading the thread, and while the situation was crazy, the thread was mostly sane. Amir0x came in, and started claiming that the whole thing was bullshit. Now, there was a high chance at the time that it was bullshit, but because it was Amir0x, it was bullshit THIS IS FACT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON and the thread turned into some sort of pathetic witch hunt. A couple posters pointed out that he was being fucking ridiculous and got banned. Socreges pointed out exactly what was wrong with the thread and was laughed off by not just Amir0x, but also other posters. Of course because a mod is saying this, tons of posters flock to the same side of the argument and start defending Amir0x, which was just as incredibly pathetic to witness as it sounds. It was a fifty page thread argument over nothing. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Edit: some the posts I mentioned:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892253&postcount=3568
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892659&postcount=3736
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22909791&postcount=4619

etiolate · « **Reply #14599 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:34:19 PM »

Five bucks says the people Ami banned for calling him out on trolling got the ban message of "ad hominem attacks".

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14600 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:41:41 PM »

Quote

Seriously, no idea how you are this patient amirox, keep up the fight for rational thinking.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14601 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:32:24 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #14602 on:** August 20, 2010, 07:38:59 PM »

Hilarious.

Amir0x · « **Reply #14603 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:10:29 PM »

Quote from: lordoftherink on August 20, 2010, 06:10:55 PM

Quote from: Bulleta©™® on August 20, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
So it's an Amirox playthread?

Yep. For the first dozen or so pages, duckroll seemed to be the main mod reading the thread, and while the situation was crazy, the thread was mostly sane. Amir0x came in, and started claiming that the whole thing was bullshit. Now, there was a high chance at the time that it was bullshit, but because it was Amir0x, it was bullshit THIS IS FACT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON and the thread turned into some sort of pathetic witch hunt. A couple posters pointed out that he was being fucking ridiculous and got banned. Socreges pointed out exactly what was wrong with the thread and was laughed off by not just Amir0x, but also other posters. Of course because a mod is saying this, tons of posters flock to the same side of the argument and start defending Amir0x, which was just as incredibly pathetic to witness as it sounds. It was a fifty page thread argument over nothing. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Edit: some the posts I mentioned:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892253&postcount=3568
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892659&postcount=3736
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22909791&postcount=4619

I am so sorry I caused you concern for being too blunt about people's gullibility. But I was totally wrong about Jbaird. You'll be happy to know that JBaird posted at that other forum that she was found ALIVE AND WELL only the reason none of the details made sense is because there really was a crash (with not just her sister now, but also her nephew) and his GF was apparently uninjured. Except that she blacked out and "woke up" at some mysterious friends house with virtually no recollection of where her sister and nephew went, even now they're still missing (there's no news article about this now six days after this event happened, of course). Now when she woke up at this friends house magically with no memory of anything and no injuries, she told her friend to go on myspace and update all the people who were concerned about her well being. Rather than use the phone for some reason.

Of course we should keep the sister and her nephew in our prayers because after this I can't believe I ever allowed myself to be so mean to gullible-GAF. I have already moved to unpermaban JBaird.

...

wait the story is even faker now?

SHIT

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14604 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:14:53 PM »

Oh snap.

Boogie · « **Reply #14605 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:25:50 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2010, 08:22:56 PM

Is that really the famed mother abusing, drunk driving fatty amir0x?

I believe it is indeed, the one and only.

demi · « **Reply #14606 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:25:55 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2010, 08:22:56 PM

Is that really the famed mother abusing, drunk driving fatty amir0x?

Yes sir

brob · « **Reply #14607 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:40:57 PM »

gaf has 50k members - Are you really saying that causing 50k people potentially crippling psychological strain is somehow a lesser crime than beating one mother?

Boogie · « **Reply #14608 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2010, 08:37:56 PM

Lying on GAF>>>>>>Beating your mom>>>>>>Drunk driving

Sorry Ami, looks like you're still a bigger piece of shit!

You forgot the home invasions and thefts therefrom.

Boogie · « **Reply #14609 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2010, 08:42:37 PM

I'm not redoing my chart! That took me like 20 seconds!

Then I suppose you couldn't be pursuaded to add the tidbit that he once boasted about getting into fights and/or brawls on a monthly basis into your extensive chart?

I wonder if Ami thinks that his propensity for violence makes him "tough", or a "badass"....

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #14610 on:** August 20, 2010, 08:59:43 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 20, 2010, 08:59:10 PM

I say we go back to fat jokes.

Quote from: Boogie on August 20, 2010, 08:52:39 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on August 20, 2010, 08:42:37 PM
I'm not redoing my chart! That took me like 20 seconds!

Then I suppose you couldn't be pursuaded to add the tidbit that he once boasted about getting into fights and/or brawls on a monthly basis into your extensive chart?

I wonder if Ami thinks that his propensity for violence makes him King Hippo....

.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #14611 on:** August 20, 2010, 09:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 20, 2010, 08:49:53 PM

As soon as Ami posted, I started getting page errors. Now we know the real reason for all of GAF's 500 errors: heavy load on the servers.

Solo · « **Reply #14612 on:** August 20, 2010, 09:18:22 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on August 20, 2010, 08:52:39 PM

I wonder if Ami thinks that his propensity for violence makes him "tough", or a "badass"....

It certainly makes his bullshit detector infallible!

BlackMage · « **Reply #14613 on:** August 20, 2010, 09:24:31 PM »

oh cool Ami is here now. Now we have someone less sane and more hideous(ly fat [for you jin]) than Bz.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14614 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:03:48 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2010, 07:32:24 PM

Ben Franklin's editor

lennedsay · « **Reply #14615 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:38:57 PM »

FYI there's a closed thread on WYL about the murder/rape GAF thread, and the OP from GAF was posting in it. I have no idea what was going on with any of the BS, so I didn't read it either, but if any of you are interested, there you go.

http://wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/is-anyone-following-that-crazy-ass-thread-gaf-1261.html

BeyondSaving · « **Reply #14616 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:41:46 PM »

Quote from: Amir0x on August 20, 2010, 08:10:29 PM

Quote from: lordoftherink on August 20, 2010, 06:10:55 PM
Quote from: Bulleta©™® on August 20, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
So it's an Amirox playthread?

Yep. For the first dozen or so pages, duckroll seemed to be the main mod reading the thread, and while the situation was crazy, the thread was mostly sane. Amir0x came in, and started claiming that the whole thing was bullshit. Now, there was a high chance at the time that it was bullshit, but because it was Amir0x, it was bullshit THIS IS FACT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON and the thread turned into some sort of pathetic witch hunt. A couple posters pointed out that he was being fucking ridiculous and got banned. Socreges pointed out exactly what was wrong with the thread and was laughed off by not just Amir0x, but also other posters. Of course because a mod is saying this, tons of posters flock to the same side of the argument and start defending Amir0x, which was just as incredibly pathetic to witness as it sounds. It was a fifty page thread argument over nothing. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Edit: some the posts I mentioned:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892253&postcount=3568
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892659&postcount=3736
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22909791&postcount=4619

I am so sorry I caused you concern for being too blunt about people's gullibility. But I was totally wrong about Jbaird. You'll be happy to know that JBaird posted at that other forum that she was found ALIVE AND WELL only the reason none of the details made sense is because there really was a crash (with not just her sister now, but also her nephew) and his GF was apparently uninjured. Except that she blacked out and "woke up" at some mysterious friends house with virtually no recollection of where her sister and nephew went, even now they're still missing (there's no news article about this now six days after this event happened, of course). Now when she woke up at this friends house magically with no memory of anything and no injuries, she told her friend to go on myspace and update all the people who were concerned about her well being. Rather than use the phone for some reason.

Of course we should keep the sister and her nephew in our prayers because after this I can't believe I ever allowed myself to be so mean to gullible-GAF. I have already moved to unpermaban JBaird.

...

wait the story is even faker now?

SHIT

Fuck you

Edit:Forgot something

Fuck You...Fat Boy

Robo · « **Reply #14617 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:42:50 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14618 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:56:50 PM »

Quote from: My F*cking Grandpa on August 20, 2010, 10:03:48 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
Ben Franklin's editor

Aside from just being well-written and funny, there are two things that I like about Hark, a Vagrant and both have to do with the art. The first is the facial expressions, which the artist absolutely nails every single time. They're just so well-done and perfectly accentuate the humor, in part, I think, because the strip is hand-drawn and then scanned, it forces the artists to get it right the first time instead of using a digital editor to continually tweak until the faces are "perfect". The other is the hands, which I didn't even think about before until this was pointed out to me. Every virtually every single panel, a character's hands are doing SOMETHING. They're never just sitting idly at the character's side or even just raised half-heartedly. The faces and the hands really add so much to the humor, it's so weird.

demi · « **Reply #14619 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:57:24 PM »

Quote from: BeyondSaving on August 20, 2010, 10:41:46 PM

Fuck you

Edit:Forgot something

Fuck You...Fat Boy

my god

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14620 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:58:18 PM »

Some childish behavior going on, what a god damn shame. I'm sorry about this environment, Amir0x. Lord knows how I deal with this shit

lennedsay · « **Reply #14621 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:59:20 PM »

Well this is really awkward...

demi · « **Reply #14622 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:59:32 PM »

Fuck You

edit:Forgot something

Fuck You...White Boy

Boogie · « **Reply #14623 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:59:51 PM »

Quote from: BeyondSaving on August 20, 2010, 10:41:46 PM

Quote from: Amir0x on August 20, 2010, 08:10:29 PM
Quote from: lordoftherink on August 20, 2010, 06:10:55 PM
Quote from: Bulleta©™® on August 20, 2010, 03:40:38 AM
So it's an Amirox playthread?

Yep. For the first dozen or so pages, duckroll seemed to be the main mod reading the thread, and while the situation was crazy, the thread was mostly sane. Amir0x came in, and started claiming that the whole thing was bullshit. Now, there was a high chance at the time that it was bullshit, but because it was Amir0x, it was bullshit THIS IS FACT IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON and the thread turned into some sort of pathetic witch hunt. A couple posters pointed out that he was being fucking ridiculous and got banned. Socreges pointed out exactly what was wrong with the thread and was laughed off by not just Amir0x, but also other posters. Of course because a mod is saying this, tons of posters flock to the same side of the argument and start defending Amir0x, which was just as incredibly pathetic to witness as it sounds. It was a fifty page thread argument over nothing. I can't believe I read the whole thing.

Edit: some the posts I mentioned:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892253&postcount=3568
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22892659&postcount=3736
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=22909791&postcount=4619

I am so sorry I caused you concern for being too blunt about people's gullibility. But I was totally wrong about Jbaird. You'll be happy to know that JBaird posted at that other forum that she was found ALIVE AND WELL only the reason none of the details made sense is because there really was a crash (with not just her sister now, but also her nephew) and his GF was apparently uninjured. Except that she blacked out and "woke up" at some mysterious friends house with virtually no recollection of where her sister and nephew went, even now they're still missing (there's no news article about this now six days after this event happened, of course). Now when she woke up at this friends house magically with no memory of anything and no injuries, she told her friend to go on myspace and update all the people who were concerned about her well being. Rather than use the phone for some reason.

Of course we should keep the sister and her nephew in our prayers because after this I can't believe I ever allowed myself to be so mean to gullible-GAF. I have already moved to unpermaban JBaird.

...

wait the story is even faker now?

SHIT

Fuck you

Edit:Forgot something

Fuck You...Fat Boy

edit: but gawdamn that WYL thread is mostly incomprehensible. and I dare not wade into the GAF thread other than what has been linked here.

But I did like this tidbit from the original thread:

Quote

Let's get this straight, Amir0x is not a police officer or a detective or anything

no fucking shit.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14624 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:05:57 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on August 20, 2010, 08:49:53 PM

As soon as Ami posted, I started getting page errors. Now we know the real reason for all of GAF's 500 errors: heavy load on the servers.

lennedsay · « **Reply #14625 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:06:38 PM »

Well we got a regular ol' Sherlock Holmes over here.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14626 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:18:29 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on August 20, 2010, 11:06:38 PM

Well we got a regular ol' Harry Crumb over here.

fixed :munch

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #14627 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:18:33 PM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #14628 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:24:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 20, 2010, 11:18:29 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on August 20, 2010, 11:06:38 PM
Well we got a regular ol' Harry Crumb over here.

fixed :munch

Aww you shouldn't have... Thanks....

So anyway, did GAF figure out that grass is green and sky is blue yet?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #14629 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:28:27 PM »

It's nice you let him post on your forum. Something that for some reason isn't reciprocal.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14630 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:35:48 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on August 20, 2010, 11:18:29 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on August 20, 2010, 11:06:38 PM
Well we got a regular ol' Harry Crumb over here.

fixed :munch

Well, he's certainly not the Thin Man.

BlackMage · « **Reply #14631 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:38:48 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2010, 11:35:48 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on August 20, 2010, 11:18:29 PM
Quote from: lennedsay on August 20, 2010, 11:06:38 PM
Well we got a regular ol' Harry Crumb over here.

fixed :munch

Well, he's certainly not the Thin Man.

yeah, he's definitely no calorie counter if you get my drift!

lennedsay · « **Reply #14632 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:44:16 PM »

Do we have a emote for spitting your drink out?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #14633 on:** August 20, 2010, 11:55:51 PM »

demi would you do amirox?

Amir0x · « **Reply #14634 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:06:18 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2010, 10:58:18 PM

Some childish behavior going on, what a god damn shame. I'm sorry about this environment, Amir0x. Lord knows how I deal with this shit

You can't be offended by this stuff PD.

I mean after all these years the insults are still stuck on FATLOL and Mother Beater. Shit, these insults are so feeble that calling me "fat" isn't even accurate anymore to my current body weight.

On this forum, you've got the GAF outcasts and those who feel their voices are being suppressed in some way on the forum so they come here to vent. Naturally that's going to be pointed at people they feel are authority figures on NeoGAF. I always get a kick out of how angry they seem. It's nothing worth apologizing for! I encourage everyone on here to insult me as they like, it's like an outlet for them.

lennedsay · « **Reply #14635 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:08:26 AM »

Alright, junior.

BeyondSaving · « **Reply #14636 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:09:04 AM »

Quote from: Amir0x on August 21, 2010, 12:06:18 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2010, 10:58:18 PM
Some childish behavior going on, what a god damn shame. I'm sorry about this environment, Amir0x. Lord knows how I deal with this shit

You can't be offended by this stuff PD.

I mean after all these years the insults are still stuck on FATLOL and Mother Beater. Shit, these insults are so feeble that calling me "fat" isn't even accurate anymore to my current body weight.

On this forum, you've got the GAF outcasts and those who feel their voices are being suppressed in some way on the forum so they come here to vent. Naturally that's going to be pointed at people they feel are authority figures on NeoGAF. I always get a kick out of how angry they seem.

Wait your a MOTHER BEATER

....Damn man thats not funny, just sad

Amir0x · « **Reply #14637 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:12:40 AM »

Quote from: BeyondSaving on August 21, 2010, 12:09:04 AM

Wait your a MOTHER BEATER

....Damn man thats not funny, just sad

I always make sure I beat at least one mother per month.

Nah like most of these insults there is a hint of truth to it but it's blown to some ridiculous extreme. I never hit my mom though. Anyway, I'm off topic, so

Amir0x fatass motherbeater druggie junkie, er, drunk driver etc etc

have fun

BlackMage · « **Reply #14638 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:13:24 AM »

Quote from: Amir0x on August 21, 2010, 12:06:18 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 20, 2010, 10:58:18 PM
Some childish behavior going on, what a god damn shame. I'm sorry about this environment, Amir0x. Lord knows how I deal with this shit

You can't be offended by this stuff PD.

I mean after all these years the insults are still stuck on FATLOL and Mother Beater. Shit, these insults are so feeble that calling me "fat" isn't even accurate anymore to my current body weight.

On this forum, you've got the GAF outcasts and those who feel their voices are being suppressed in some way on the forum so they come here to vent. Naturally that's going to be pointed at people they feel are worthless human beings. I always get a kick out of how angry they seem. It's nothing worth apologizing for! I encourage everyone on here to insult me as they like, it's like an outlet for them.

fixed and we don't hate on people just for being mods at gaf. hell, we had at least one regular here that was also a mod at gaf at the same time, at one point.

Boogie · « **Reply #14639 on:** August 21, 2010, 12:14:51 AM »

Quote from: Amir0x on August 21, 2010, 12:06:18 AM

I mean after all these years the insults are still stuck on FATLOL and Mother Beater.

You forgot impaired driving.

And multiple Break and Enters on dwelling houses.

And theft via said Break and Enters on dwelling houses.

And countless assaults and (perhaps) assaults causing bodily harm. (though maybe that's giving you too much credit.

)

plus, of course, the endless admitted drug use (nobody cares about this on teh interwebs, of course, but it would at least round out the rap sheet)

and this is just the shit that you have admitted openly on web forums.

I mean, fuck, you're practically a gawdamned career criminal at this point. smh

Quote

Shit, these insults are so feeble that calling me "fat" isn't even accurate anymore to my current body weight.

I'm sure.

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