I mean after all these years the insults are still stuck on FATLOL and Mother Beater.
You forgot impaired driving.
And multiple Break and Enters on dwelling houses.
And theft via said Break and Enters on dwelling houses.
And countless assaults and (perhaps) assaults causing bodily harm. (though maybe that's giving you too much credit.
)
plus, of course, the endless admitted drug use (nobody cares about this on teh interwebs, of course, but it would at least round out the rap sheet)
and this is just the shit that you have admitted openly on web forums.
I mean, fuck, you're practically a gawdamned career criminal at this point. smh
Shit, these insults are so feeble that calling me "fat" isn't even accurate anymore to my current body weight.
I'm sure.