Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Phoenix Dark]

"It was an abortion Amir0x. It was a son, a son, and I had it killed because this must all end"

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[Himu]

Amirox's gf: "Oh, Ami, It wasn't a miscarriage; it was an abortion!"



Amirox: YOU BITCH I'M TRYING TO WATCH SOUTH PARK

[Himu]

"It was an abortion Amir0x. It was a son, a son, and I had it killed because this must all end"

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ahahahah holy shit you bitch

beat me to it

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Himu]

I would have beaten you if those dumb fucks at youtube would have the scene documented in their huge ass database. How the fuck that amazing scene isn't uploaded on youtube I don't know.

[Great Rumbler]

Amirox: "You're lying. It didn't die. You took it. You're lying. You witches! You're lying! You're lying! You're lying! You're LYING!"

[Himu]

We have to get Ami's drug habit mixed in with this somehow.

btw that fella lost a lot of weight. Lookin good, partner.

[CajoleJuice]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amirox

i prefered himu's post, btw

[lennedsay]

Lie about drugs; gf lies about abortion

[Phoenix Dark]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amirox

i prefered himu's post, btw

smh

[CajoleJuice]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha amirox

i prefered himu's post, btw

smh

I'm just imagining Pacino saying that. The face makes it.

[Diunx]

Lie about drugs; gf lies about abortion

[Fresh Prince]

amirox looks like boogie; how ironic

[Oblivion]

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Wow, seems somebody's been giving Wii Fit some major overtime.

[Solo]

Thats Ami?

[demi]

Thats Ami?

Old pic

[Chinner]

he kind of reminds me of mario in that picture.

[Great Rumbler]

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The Universe. That shit is huge. Incomprehensibly huge. I want to see it all.

[Boogie]

Chilling with my friends Dan, Eric, Jay, Q, NO, Glenn. Usually we're either shitfaced or getting shitfaced, but we also go bar hopping a lot.

That line has to be golden for hooking in the chicks.

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all mocking aside, I didn't see the gf abortion/miscarriage thread, so I don't know the details, but I won't pile on him for that.  That's gotta be hell to have a girlfriend have an abortion and hide it from you.

[Reb]

What's your okcupid profile like, boogie?

[Boogie]

What's your okcupid profile like, boogie?

Was pretty bland.  Tried to make it stand out a bit more, but I think it came across as cheesy and/or pretentious.  I don't put much into it.

seems to be a lack of attractive, non-weirdo women on okcupid, compared to plentyoffish. 

[Himu]

Certainly not dogging on Ami about his gf lying about the abortion. It just reminded me of the Godfather 2 and I laughed.

[Robo]

An acquaintance of mine routinely uses plentyoffish to pick up girls specifically to have anal sex with.  He's also developed a nice collection of pictures of titties and vaginas he's received from these girls without ever having sent a single picture of himself or posting a picture of himself in his profile.

[BlueTsunami]

Outside of that, I'm generally spending my times drinking, smoking and tripping. I enjoy parties of any kind, and am very much experimental.

I love how that snippet comes after writing about his job that helps the troops and that he's against the Iraq War. Its like, with Amirox, you're in for a night of heated political discussion, commending our soldiers and snorting lines off toilet bowls.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23157610&postcount=1

[etiolate]

sounds like a bit from Loveline

[Joe Molotov]

So he was driving drunk?

UHOH

Reported.

[etiolate]

I don't understand why people go to GAF for advice or to talk out major life altering events.

[Phoenix Dark]

An acquaintance of mine routinely uses plentyoffish to pick up girls specifically to have anal sex with.  He's also developed a nice collection of pictures of titties and vaginas he's received from these girls without ever having sent a single picture of himself or posting a picture of himself in his profile.

hmmm

*dusts off pof profile*
*same ugly chicks*
 

[Robo]

I didn't mean to imply that they were hot chicks or even reasonably attractive.

If you goal is to get on the internet and spread some buttcheeks, you can't be concerned with petty things like exorbitant weight or facial hair.

[Dickie Dee]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[fistfulofmetal]

http://cougarlife.com/

[Himu]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

That's actually kind of terrifying. 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://cougarlife.com/

Awesome.

"sign up and get full access!"

I've heard this a billion times. I bet I sign up, get a few searches and then get asked to pay for the premium service, ie everything

[Boogie]

I made an account on cougarlife a while ago.

[Reb]

Great success offcourse, it's boogie!

[Joe Molotov]

I made an account on cougarlife a while ago.

Have you picked up any cubs yet?

[OptimoPeach]

http://inmotion.magnumphotos.com/essay/chernobyl

Some of them might be kinda disturbing

[Beezy]

I made an account on cougarlife a while ago.

Have you picked up any cubs yet?

[Stoney Mason]

Wyclef
 

There is nobody more insufferable than Sean Penn.

[etiolate]

sean penn and bono

someone hide them away for a decade

[Stoney Mason]

sean penn and bono

someone hide them away for a decade

I'll take bono over Sean Penn any day of the week.

[Himu]

cut sean penn's nose off please.

[Boogie]

Well?

It's one of those "you can only read messages if you pay" sites.  After creating the profile for shits and giggles, I don't think I've visited the site afterwards.

[chronovore]

sean penn and bono

someone hide them away for a decade

You can probably get them into the same room by telling them separately that they'll be playing the other in an upcoming movie. Then it's just a matter of locking the door and losing the key.

[chronovore]

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6823EY20100903?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a49:g43:r1:c0.108889:b37086702:z0

(Reuters Life!) - To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones to find pens which project erotic images.

Children attending the Adolf Reichwein School in the northwestern German city were handed cones containing the pens by members of the German Communist Party, according to the school's headmaster.

Angry parents who discovered that the pens given to their six-year-old children could project erotic images of women informed the headmaster.

In a press release the German Communist Party stated that it had purchased the pens from a discount store, which had said the pens lit up at the push of a button.

"The German Communist Party deeply regrets what has happened and is outraged that this kind of thing, which borders on pornography, can be purchased in normal shops," it said, adding that its lawyers were now investigating whether the vendors could be prosecuted.

The party has offered to exchange the pens for something more suitable for children.

[Phoenix Dark]

Bono gets a pass since he actually does stuff that helps people. Fuck Penn

[TakingBackSunday]

Sean Penn does too.  They both suck.

[Robo]

 

[drew]

cut sean penn's nose off please.

so when did you join al queda?

[lennedsay]

Got your back bro. 

[BlueTsunami]

Holy fuck, I was looking at the Hannah Minx stuff that was found and GAF on that anonib.com site. Then followed a link about girls with big tits and BAM! there's a thread about Koshiba. What.the.fuck. Even Cloudwalking was posted in the thread, so fucking weird...

 

http://www.anonib.com/ygwbt/res/7662.html

*Watch out, there's lots of ads on the site and who knows what else

I can see why its dangerous to be a girl on the internets

[demi]

lol, you are just now finding anonib

[lennedsay]

Wtf... It makes you stop and think about the level of freaks lurking GAF and here even.

[lennedsay]

I don't understand the "hiding from the redneck" response to your ghostly warning, Wrath. I think I'll post something smartass in a min unless you know what he's talking about.

[fistfulofmetal]

i heard koshiba got implants
downgrade total

[lennedsay]

Yea, that's what she said recently...

My husband saw that weird thread with pics of GAF girls pulled up and yelled "Jeff Daniels!" and now I cannot unsee.

[Third]

Koshiba has fake boobs? She fixed the wrong parts of her body.

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Things like this are why I get a chuckle out of the nerdlingers who post their girlfriends' pictures online. I wonder if they're aware how many people are likely to be slapping their salami to them.